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Romance › Re: Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by Emyben(op): 8:14am On Feb 27, 2015

Ksslib:
[color=#1980BC]My Gf asks for money all the time---- Commercial Bank
Uses my money to train her brothers--- Investment Bank
Buys expensive jewellery with my money even though I currently don't earn much---Diamond bank.
And she sleeps with almost every guy who has a little change to spare------ Access Bank

Honestly, that wittch isn't just one bank .. She's Central Bank. [/color]

Ksslib:
[color=#1980BC]My Gf asks for money all the time---- Commercial Bank
Uses my money to train her brothers--- Investment Bank
Buys expensive jewellery with my money even though I currently don't earn much---Diamond bank.
And she sleeps with almost every guy who has a little change to spare------ Access Bank

Honestly, that wittch isn't just one bank .. She's Central Bank. [/color]

Heiyaa should i say u have always been a victim of 'Maga'rism and 'Bank'ism?

Romance › Re: Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by Emyben(op): 8:06am On Feb 27, 2015

1miccza:
How about a girl that keeps on asking for money for subscription and airtime all the time what do you call her?

Commercial bank certainly...hahahaha

Romance › Re: Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by Emyben(op): 10:22pm On Feb 26, 2015

dahreyM:
wt abt ya g.f? @op

Guaranty Trust Bank grin

Romance › Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by Emyben(op): 7:54pm On Feb 26, 2015

There are different Types Of Banks (girls) In
Nigeria: tongue

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is
called
"Agricultural Development Bank" grin

3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family
members is called "National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after
marriage is
"Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"
6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is
called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union
Bank" or "Wema Bank"
10.A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11.A girl who gets sexxed first night is called,
"First
bank"
12.A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries
is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies, which "Bank" Are You?
Guys, Which "Bank" Is Your
Girlfriend ?
BE HONEST and laugh...lol cheesy

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by Emyben(m): 6:10pm On Feb 17, 2015

Am already blushing. farano eeeh, lol. thanks tho

Wo hen gao-xieng!!

Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by Emyben(m): 6:09pm On Feb 17, 2015

lol

Celebrities › Re: P Square And Phyno Pose In Lamborghini by Emyben(m): 5:36pm On Feb 17, 2015

naijaboiy:
But who get the car?

lol, look at the first picture, you see the reflection on d twisted door? those 2 niggas are prolly the real owners....lol

#jokingtho

Culture › Re: Nairaland's Compedium Of Traditional Rulers In Nigeria by Emyben(m): 5:17pm On Feb 17, 2015

Attah Aliyu Ochaje Obaje is late nah. I think hr is dead. And he never had a GCFR, hope u know who the GCFR titles are meant for?

Education › Re: Crowd Of Students In Night Class At Unizik, Nnewi Campus. by Emyben(m): 8:03pm On Feb 13, 2015

They are Medical, Nursing Students. What do you expect?

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Food › Re: ****Oyinbo Wey Share Love For EGUSI**** by Emyben(m): 6:04am On Feb 12, 2015

Amefrica:
Try to swap 'fit' for the 'for' wey you dey type. That's the only fault in your pidgin I fit pinpoint at the moment.

You may wanna cook and send some give me for Canada here, eba and egusi dey hungry me die..

No melon seeds in all Canadian groceries and stores? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Hi All! I Am New Here by Emyben(m): 10:16pm On Feb 10, 2015

vjsmiles:
serious ?

dey dia nah tongue

vjsmiles:
serious ?

dey dia nah

Gaming › Re: Types Of People You May Find In A Video Game Arena by Emyben(m): 8:31pm On Feb 10, 2015

understatement:
if u sabi,u no need rely on c ronaldo

Come here make I give u 4 goals with stoke city

Once am using Real Madrid, if u like, use Heaven+Hell FC, u go still collect am from me. Not like am not good without them, I am just better with them.

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Romance › Re: Hi All! I Am New Here by Emyben(m): 8:28pm On Feb 10, 2015

Welcome!! but ya profile pic eeeh, choi. Take am easy, nairaland babes too like packs...lol

Gaming › Re: Types Of People You May Find In A Video Game Arena by Emyben(m): 5:35pm On Feb 10, 2015

Am a silent killer and kinda a pretending PES pessimist. With my Real Madrid, i go even ask you to help me set formation. Just make sure CR7 is my front man. wink

The rest is history, i simply spell the guys name and leave him wodering. grin

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Education › Re: These Courses Are Difficult To Have First-class In. by Emyben(m): 4:26pm On Feb 05, 2015

idu1:
.

At of the day they will still be jobless.

Except pharmacology...

Jobless? in Architecture?

Have you ever seen a jobless Architect huh

Right from their school days, Archi boys are already making money, talkless of when they bcom graduates.

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Education › Re: Top 10 Universities In Nigeria 2015 by Emyben(m): 9:11pm On Jan 28, 2015

My School 16th huh

Impossicant!!! Are you sure these ranking sites makes a detailed survey of schools b4 they rank?

Food › Re: Share Your Funny Cooking Mistakes Here.... by Emyben(m): 9:10pm On Jan 24, 2015

I have made numerous disastrous mistakes over my cooking career. I once forgot to put groundnut oil in my spaghetti. The spaghetti got cooked and OMG!! It was like Eba cry

and money no dey pocket that day cry

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Politics › Re: I Wrote WASC With Buhari, Others – Justice Abdullahi by Emyben(m): 9:45am On Jan 24, 2015

citizenY:
Do you now accept that they sat for the examintion? Is the examination not a validation of education up to school certificate level?

I was never in acceptance or rejection of the stuff. I dont play bitter politics. Am a sophisticated voter and you shouldnt be suprised when i tell you that i havnt made up my mind on who to vote.

Politics › Re: I Wrote WASC With Buhari, Others – Justice Abdullahi by Emyben(m): 9:34pm On Jan 22, 2015

Maple:
the APC candidate was among the most brilliant students then.

[b]The retired judge said “I, Buhari and some others had the best results during our final examinations in secondary school back then,” and described Buhari as “a very brilliant student in school.

If the quoted is true, then Provincial Sec School was not fit to be a School...lol grin

With 2 F's and 2 E's, GMB as their best student in the WASC exams is hilarious. #justmytake

Destiny is really amazing tho

Romance › Re: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by Emyben(m): 5:50pm On Jan 19, 2015

Its all about nerves joor, Nerves and boldness vary. I would have agreed immediately if you said 'very rich girls'

Business › Re: Kerosene Price To Be Slashed To N5O Per Litre - NNPC by Emyben(m): 5:40pm On Jan 19, 2015

OH MY GOD!!!!

WHEN WILL THE FG STOP TO THINK THAT NIGERIANS OF 2015 ARE STILL GULLIBLE huh

Their silly #10 fuel price cut is clearly not working. They probably thought We NIGERIANS will run around the streets in Jubilation stark naked.

You cant toil with our Emotions by doing the needful which is long over due just because of elections.

Warning: If you dont do the needful, the wind of change will blow you outa Aso Villa.So be careful. Mtcheeew

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Politics › Re: 6 Types Of Voters In Nigeria. What Type Are You? by Emyben(m): 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2015

I think am the sophisticated type...

Since i started voting which is not long ago ....lol, i try to make an intensive research b4 voting. I dont just flow with the crowd. Example was the Anambra gubernatorial election last year, I voted APGA despite the fact that my dad was a PDP chief...lol cheesy

Am still undecided sef for the February stuff...lol wink

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Family › Re: Join Us In Thanking God For A Successful Wedding by Emyben(m): 7:53pm On Jan 14, 2015

Is that Church the Basilica of the Most Holy Trinity Onitsha? HML dear

Food › Re: Nairalanders,what Type Of Food Do You Hate/detest Most by Emyben(m): 7:37pm On Jan 14, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
lols.
I love your kinda man, trust me - they make very good husbands.
Hahahahha

@OP: it has to be egusi soup...not like I hate it, but...I don't like eating it.

Aww, just like my mama detest it, She eats it occassionally cos of family ishs but she really doesnt like it.

Education › Re: TOP 10 Secondary Schools In Nigeria by Emyben(m): 5:39pm On Jan 13, 2015

Hey....OP, where is Marist Anambra? undecided

Where is CKC Abuja? undecided

Where is QRC? chaiii cry

I feel like crying. For omitting these schools, Then this GOVERNMENT has failed grin

Education › Re: 6 Tough But Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by Emyben(m): 11:20am On Jan 10, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
nahhhh.
Archi students dey try na...I respect them.
*the sleepless nights in the studio, bending all night. My school bro in uni was an archi student - by the time he was done with his masters....his walk pattern changed - he was kinda bent...lolzzz

lol, i hope i dont get bent like him hahaha grin

Education › Re: 6 Tough But Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by Emyben(m): 10:52am On Jan 10, 2015

In my School, Architecture is one of the most respected courses. You need to see how other students hails the Archi Peeps when they are on a stroll. In popularity, the department ranks high.

Other students find them amazing cos the works produced by these chaps looks impossible to them. #respect

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Culture › Re: Handsomeness Of Middlebelt-nigerian Men by Emyben(m): 10:52pm On Jan 08, 2015

Nowenuse:
Ice Prince & M I
African rapper numb 2 & 1
They are both from Jos.

Sure? Born in Jos or Hails from Jos? Thought MI is Igbo

Culture › Re: (pictures) When Last Did You Make Use Of This? by Emyben(m): 10:32pm On Jan 08, 2015

englishmart:
did it work?

Lol, all are imaginary believes...didnt work for me, probably worked for others.

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