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RomanceRe: "7 Signs You Are In A Relationship With A Single Guy" by Emylexray(m): 5:16pm On May 11, 2013
BBDelta: Why was I confused? I noticed I was not alone though..... ok explaination gotten...

Next time spoke, oh sorry sparke!, oh I mean speak in the context we all understand. Never knew single could actually be used for player...... am learning fast.....
direct that to the OP. I'm not the OP.
RomanceRe: "7 Signs You Are In A Relationship With A Single Guy" by Emylexray(m): 3:57pm On May 11, 2013
The topic or caption is clear. "7 signs to know that you are in a relationship with a "single" guy". The word single in that context connotes "a player".
RomanceRe: "7 Signs You Are In A Relationship With A Single Guy" by Emylexray(m): 3:42pm On May 11, 2013
floflo12: stupid post,nothing makes sense abt ur post.
i marvel at the profundity of your folly.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:43pm On May 11, 2013
ArQueBusieR: Oh come off it! The average professional footballer is an expert at spitting.
lol
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:41pm On May 11, 2013
Occurstæm: ¤Do not shout in the public.
¤Do not eat while walking.
¤Do not drag your foot on the floor while walking.
hmm! Eating while walking, very common among Nigerians. Most people chew corn while walking on the road.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:37pm On May 11, 2013
sanniemoe: Do not smoke at all. This is one habit im fighting and praying God shld take it away totally.its a sweet one tho but im fed up. D health hazard is way too much
bro! God will help you stop it. Will precipitates change. You are willing, sometime or one day, you will change.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:32pm On May 11, 2013
snorting like a pig. Gosh! This irritates me a lot!
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:27pm On May 11, 2013
esere826: 'Many' folks live their gardens unkempt in the UK
But my experience tells me that when I go visiting a Nigerian friend,
his or her 'frontyard' would likely be unkempt

Like i said I'd rather not expatiate bcause of space
My point was that nigerian idea of tidyness/beauty/maintained is not top notch
at least not to my standards

Go out to the best and most expensive areas in Nigeria
you would see various objects lying around, broken blocks in the wrong places etc

(by the way dude, I am very pro-nigerian. U can check out my threads wink
okay. Noted!
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:24pm On May 11, 2013
Ucheosefoh: If na me u de peep the day I catch u, u will join me to do wetin I de do inside BTW the answer to ur question is no, but do u mind peeping me
hehehehe! She go enter set. Lol. I think thats somehow weird for a girl.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:14pm On May 11, 2013
esere826: In that case, they probably should be given a visible tag
to mark them out as temporarily not being subject to civility
that shld do the trick
i don't think that would be necessary. The protrusion of the pregnancy alone is conspicuous enough to spare them of any interrogation when they urinate in public.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:06pm On May 11, 2013
esere826: Again
My concern is with Nigerians (I am not even concerned with other africans. Besides it would take too much writing to articulate a point. You're intelligent, and shld know this)

There is no harm in us being a master race is there? wink
ok. i would have appreciatated your answer to my question. #do the whites do them?#
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:01pm On May 11, 2013
adaobi123: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1568475/Ten-stupidest-laws-are-named.html

Its true grin grin grin
thanks for corroborating my point with that link. I wasn't sure, now i am.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 2:00pm On May 11, 2013
2legit2qwt: It disgusts me when people wet my face with saliva all in the name of talking to me, i took a shower already for crying out loud angry angry. Sometimes i wonder if that's an habit or a condition
lol, most people are guilty of this. Especially those who run their mouth very fast when speaking. It's very bad. I won't classify it as a habit, or a condition. one can avoid it by learning to speak with subtlety.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 1:53pm On May 11, 2013
I learnt there is a country where pregnant women are allowed by law to urinate or deficate anywhere they deem fit when pressed. I can't remember the name of the place. Maybe in the U.K #justguessing#
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 1:42pm On May 11, 2013
esere826: U missed the point
But anyways, learn to speak corteously
It will take you far in life

(meditate on this http://bibleapps.com/proverbs/15-1.htm)
i missed no damn point bro. You potrayed Nigeria in a bad light in that post. Do you mean to tell me the whites are not guilty of one or two of those dirty habits you listed?
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 1:31pm On May 11, 2013
esere826: In the UK, there are some houses that when you drive past
you could almost accurately guess that a Nigeria is living there
Gardens are so unkempt
clutter everywher

Our sitting rooms are tidy, but go beyond this
and you'll see a world of filth
this insinuation of yours is lame. So in orther words, keeping dirty and unkempt lawns are only habitual of Nigerians? It's very easy for you to stay there and utter trash! The whites are gods to you now.
FamilyRe: Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of by Emylexray(m): 1:24pm On May 11, 2013
;DOP. . . Ehm! You try o. But for the last one, e be like say serious hot urine never hold you before. Wer u go just enter corner open ur tap.
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by Emylexray(m): 6:02pm On May 10, 2013
STORM2: If uniben is your first choice, then read for your post utme and relax. Do well in putme and u should be fine. I don't really see the point of "changing" anything.
thanks
PoliticsRe: Obahiagbon On Ameachi And Jonathan Political Tussle by Emylexray(m): 2:57pm On May 10, 2013
Symphony007: your utterly shambolic comment is a prolific attestation to your monumental and legendry ignorance...your punitive brain actually clogomorates my most luminating and insightfull comment to a petty "likes" acquisition scheme? One is not amused!!
ERROR! Another blunder-laden write-up by you. Your spellings are very wrong. Work on that first before trying to be like honorable Patrick. Here they are:






* Clogomerate = conglomerate






* Insightfull = insightful





* Legendry = legendary


once your spelling is wrong, it invalidates the meaning(s) of the word.
PoliticsRe: Obahiagbon On Ameachi And Jonathan Political Tussle by Emylexray(m): 2:36pm On May 10, 2013
Symphony007: One is amused by the ominipotent ignorance and mental infinitesimality of most nairalanders, for the luminated mind these postulations by the rt. honorable gentleman are most gratifying and exastubate the salient reasons behind this catastrophic political alarcrity!!!
ERROR!!! This crap you wrote is a mish-mash. It is laden with erroneous spellings. Check it out!


Ominipotent = omnipotent

ominipotent ignorance = incoherent



be yourself!
EducationRe: Reps Summon JAMB Registrar Over Mass Failure by Emylexray(m): 12:43pm On May 10, 2013
Fynestboi: am hear to ansa ur questn
i spend 17hrs
i covered all d whole syllabus wit diff txt bk recommend by JAMB..oya wat do u gat to say abt dis and yet jamb gave me jagons..
fynestboy! I've observed how you've been quoting people here and there on nairaland as regards the abysmal results of UTME. Take it easy! You got 208, you should stop whinning and start preparing for Post UME. With your score, you can still gain admission. I understand you're also fighting for the pathetic plight of other candidates. But whinning and moaning on NL won't change much! The damage has been done, you should thank heavens you got above 200. What do you want other candidates that got way below 200 to do? Jump into the ocean? Life must go on! A bend in the road is not the end of the road. Pull yourself together and muster the courage to read at the same pace you "claimed" you read for the just concluded UTME and pray along. The door of admission is still open for you with your score! Blast post UME when it comes! All the best!


#myadvice#
EducationRe: Reps Summon JAMB Registrar Over Mass Failure by Emylexray(m): 12:03pm On May 10, 2013
If it's in my power, i would vehemently support the banning of that demonic, devilish, brain-draining social network called 2GO. 60% of Nigerian youths patronise that social network! Some youths spend a substantial amount of time on that site engaging in meaningless conversations. I was once a user of it and i can regrettably say that it almost ruined my life. At a time, i got addicted to it that i would chat untill 3 a.m in the morning ( quality length of time i should have spent feasting on my books). I later realised the damage it was having on me as i was always having headaches and pains in my eyes. Also, it drew me away from my books, Even the little time i tried to read, it would be as if all i was seeing on my textbook was 2go! 2go! 2go! 2go! One day, i put the devil to shame by deleting my two accounts! Since then, i've improved and learnt a lot academically as i've channeled the time i do spend on it to studying and engaging in profitable things!

You might call me names and ask me how it relates to the topic of discourse. I don't care, 2go deprives students from studying. After i quit 2go, i read extensively for UTME, as God may have it, i passed!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 4:54pm On May 09, 2013
Emylexray: microbiology is my course, what would it be like?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 7:57am On May 09, 2013
Metaphycist: Dependin on ur course n it's certainly nt jst maths an English
microbiology is my course, what would it be like?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 7:56am On May 09, 2013
Emylexray: Please guys, how does Uniben post UME look like? What are the subject combinations? Is it only Maths and English? Thanks
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Emylexray(m): 9:11pm On May 08, 2013
Please guys, how does Uniben post UME look like? What are the subject combinations? Is it only Maths and English? Thanks
EducationRe: UNIUYO Post UTME Past Questions and Answers by Emylexray(m): 9:08pm On May 08, 2013
If there's one school i would advise anybody not to chose, it's Uniuyo. Pardon my comment! Tribalism is the bane of that school. I'm from akwa ibom. So quash every thought of me being delibrately biase. I know what i'm saying. Politics reign supreme in uniuyo. Well, i wish all the uniuyo aspirants success!
EducationRe: Uniben 2013/2014 Admission Process Thread by Emylexray(m): 9:03pm On May 08, 2013
Dbrain22: in uniben,u write d subjects u wrote in jamb i.e d four subjects.as 4 d course,wil say u shldnt change it caus i no wit d mass failure of dis yr,d cut off mark wil b reduced.
thanks a lot!
EducationRe: Guideline And Assistance On How To Write Utme CBT Part by Emylexray(m): 8:46pm On May 08, 2013
Good job OP! I really want to commend the gut and confidence of those that would sit for the CBT exam. Personally, i can't stand the heat and pressure! It requires very fast thinking and prompt decision as to which option is correct! How would a candidate sitting for Maths, Physics and Chemistry, three subjects that involve calculation fare? What if the system hangs? Or what if PHCN ceases power in the course of the exam as it is customary in Nigeria for PHCN to always fluctuate power? Lol. All these are likely obstacles to the candidates having a hitch-free exam. Well
l hope none of these happens.



My advice to the CBT candidates is for them to prepare adequately and not hope for any assistance. They should learn from the outcry and lamentations of those that changed their type in the PPT (paper and pencil test) and failed. I wish them all the best!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by Emylexray(m): 7:48pm On May 08, 2013
;DToo much forming for this thread huh


Some ladies no fit boil water here o o! Dem dey yab Ini.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by Emylexray(m): 7:39pm On May 08, 2013
grin
tpia@:
that one na lie o.

unless some other place mashes spaghetti?

nigeria don suffer sha.
i wrote that from what i've seen!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by Emylexray(m): 7:30pm On May 08, 2013
huh
gbagyiza: d truth is always bitter, some nairalanders dont hv important things doing, that is y dey keep on responding 2 useless n meaningless topics.my advice is that be serious with ur life cos time wait 4 no one.
park well abeg! If the challenges of life has consumed you, then go and kill yourself! What's wrong in having fun? Mtscheew!

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