₦airaland Forum

Amaaskia: Stalk me much? When people think without their brains, the responses they get from me are always deserved. Oh and I wasn't talking to you... Quit seeking attention

which attention? Are you okay? Or did you hit your head against the wall? It's vain-glorious to seek attention on a faceless forum like NL. You need to learn how to respect people's opinion even though yours is in contrast, whatever happened to freedom of expression? You lack e-etiquette! Btw, i don't stalk people, your ruthless and uncultured behaviour has made your name conspicuous to me.

Amaaskia: I can see you're simply senseless. How long have you been on NL? Celebs's news make front page! Are you just noticing that? You keep complaining and complaining, foolish man! Did someone force you to comment on this topic? Olodo! Mtchewwww

chil please. You're always on the rage.

adaobi123: Her legs are nice

like yours

adaobi123: Her legs are nice

like yours

Is she married?

Amaaskia: Aww I LOVE the dress, it would look fab on me. Oh yeah she looks hot. Go Ini *:-D* woohoo!

Akwa ibom things...

Wow! . . . Nice and thoughtful responses from you guys. Keep it coming!

Temi 23: This chic no fine @ all...with her yam leg

stop hating, those legs aren't yam-like. I had to look at it again.

Annie, sebi you don marry? leave all dis fashion craziness for our sisi wer stil dey find mr right.

So many myopic, senseless, warp , shallow and hattred-driven comments here. Ideal Beauty is not only limited to facial physiognomy alone. I'm dead sure there were many girls that were way beautiful than her in the miss world pageant she pertook in, but the judges deemed her the most beautiful lady in the world for her beauty, intelligence, composure and elegance (don't forget how she unravelled those questions at MBGW). But some haters here failed to realised this by labelling her ugly. In summary, TRUE BEAUTY is
40% intellectual
25% attitudinal and
35% facial.

There's nothing like loving two people at thesame time. If you love the 2nd person, it means you never loved the first.

@OP , you sound like a player, moreso, a pretender. No offense!

This is so unprofessional and treacherous from Basketmouth! How dare he ridicule his fellow colleagues in thesame fold? Its not done anywhere, not in the open! There are etiquettes that must be observed in any profession and that's Respect and loyalty for one another. The worst of it all is that his very self is guilty of this claim that his colleagues are not ''creative''. He is not worthy to say this, established and tailor-made comedians like Ali Baba may say this and be justified. But not Basketmouth!

Nuzo':
With due respect Mr Akpota, you are one of the least creative and innovative amongst your dry colleagues. You not only repeat your dry jokes from the first season of Night of a thousand laughs, you copy others from people.

Now, let me address the issues you raised in general terms.
1. Nigerian comedians are not creative because just like an average policeman, they went into the profession solely for economic reasons and not for the love of it.

2. Unlike Nigerian comedians, foreign comedians always have a team of professional writers and composers. People like Jon stewart, Steve Colbert, Chelsea and even hilarious Tina Fey has over 20 writers each.

Nigerian comedians would rather greedily write, compose, direct and produce their shows single handedly. Same mistake can be noticed in the music and movie industry.

3. Nigerian comedians are over paid in proportion to their works. Why would one strive to improve if he's already being paid well for doing nothing.

You also said that musicians can put their songs on replay and still have the crowd mesmerized. Yes! However, you forgot to tell us that most of you are being paid 3 times of what these popular musicians receive. Bear in mind that these musicians come with band members and equipments while all you have to do is show up in your skinny suit.

I will encourage you guys (comedians, musicians, movie makers) to diversify. Meaning that you should read more and be more sensitive to your environment. Scan and spot intelligent and talented writers and composers, don't be greedy...pay them well to write for you. Timaya experimented this method in his latest album and it WORKED!

Just like the natural resources, the entertainment industry is still untapped in Nigeria.

GOD BLESS YOU!!

If you are on nairaland, there are two things involved. Its either you are a moderator or you are an ordinary member,
if you are a mod, you are safe, if you are not a mod, there are two things involved,
its either you comment on a topic or you derail the thread.
if you comment on the topic without derailing, you are safe, if you derail, there are two things involve, its either your comment is hidden or they ban you. If they hide your comment, you are safe, if they ban you, there are two things involved. Its either you serve the ban or YOU QUIT NAIRALAND!

Bathing under the rain with only pant. Lol
moulding sand dipping my right leg inside, making a small hole ontop and putting a shinny sweet wrap on it to illuminate the inside.

Playing rubber, lol, i mean rubberband. I was a good player then. Sometimes, i even sell. 10 rubberband for #5. Lol

playing canter!

Whenever i sight my dad returning from work, i quickly run to tidy the house before he enters.

Using a peak milk tin, a dead bulb and a wrap of cigarette pack to make world cup. Lol

then, i and my brother do sing this song whenever we see a white bird flying ..lèkè lèkè give me white fingers . . .the next day, we'll see some white marks on our fingers. . Lol

dgitrader: this is dangerous o!
if the Emir with all his security protocols could be attacked, what is the fate of this gallant soldier(who is presently being trailed by terrorist following his small car)? i believe he is a father and has family too, may God touch the senses of the military command let them transfer him down south immediately o! ahhh!
before we add another to the long list of past heros.

northeast is on the verge of becoming another Afghanistan, the insurgents are die-hard fighters on suicide mission, the military surge being used has never worked anywhere in the world, ideological/religious warfare is a very dirty game, sometimes never ending. millions of jobless and poverty stricken youths are future recruits, sponsors of bokoharam are not short of funds, more heavy weapons flowing in from the Libyan crisis, the JTF are becoming overstretched, its only a matter of time before we see a full-scale breakdown of law and other.

which way Nigeria?

The heavenly way!

Chei! . . .life is a cycle. The good we do at any point in time will pay dividend in the future. How many motherless baby homes did he help with his wealth when he was earning millions? How many disabled or less privileged benefited from his affluence? What remarkable thing did he do aside dorning the colours of Nigeria ? Where are the prostitutes that he lavished his money on then? Can't they come to his aid?

How time flies! Abeg OP, use your head!

what's the final draw?

The OP is a Vain-glorious and frustrated dude. He thinks his being a graduate will make girls rush at him. Mstcheew! You never see graduate where dey drive keke napep!

ocman: RUBBISH POST

your life is saltless!

Salt is so useful. That's one ingredient that should never lack in your house!

OP, nice question. Most topics on front page aren't front page materials, topics like the one the OP enumerated. Imagine a topic like "picture of Jim hyke eating corn" making front page. Now tell me, what moral lesson is to be gained from such topic?

Ikpediarukevwe: wetin come concern u.... COW!!!

where you drop from?
E be like say you wan mad abi?

Oboy!! . . see mountaineous cake!


Well, the magnificence of this cake has little to do with its taste.

pekelepekele: Shame on you if you are among those calling her ugly when she is still alive and you are saying you missed her now when she is gone . Nah dog go chop ur mouth amen

hahahahaha!
true yarn bro!

baba dey: I hope the baby is not blind too...he resembles his dad a lot,same nose shape,facial shape etc. We shuld tenk his parents too,they were the one behind him 2ru God Almighty. They never thought of him being useless even when they discovered he wouldn't see instead they showered him with everything.

Let's appreciate what we have,try and visit the school of blind here in lagos and I bet if u wouldn't be touched.

is blindness now hereditary? Na wa o! The baby is not blind, stop hoping!

OFFICIAL . . .




Nairaland has now been changed to TONTOLAND.


Thanks . . .

Cobams plays the keyboard with so much mastery and admirable wizardry. When i listen to him play, it inspires me as a keyboardist too and sparks my zest to continue improving. If the blind could play this well, then i can only get better!

Dr. Wise:
Mods,

Tonto Dike hasn't made front page yet. Please urgently do something and bring her post to the front page.

Thank you.

oga dr, na wa for you and tonto decay o

Give me the name of the dean!

In the press conference, Keshi was asked what the key factor was in the super Eagles victory over the malians, and he said . ..

KESHI: i studied their (mali) previous matches and saw that they were a little slow, so i instructed my players to be attacking-minded and feed our pacy attackers with the ball. That they did and it paid off.

What a game plan! It was efficacious!