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Marvelsedet0706:
The thought of my girlfriend having sex with her ex even when we're still dating and she said she loves me though she has blocked him and the reason unknown to me but I still can't be vulnerable enough to trust and love her the way I ought to
Please I need help

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Jesu

So this Saul Niguez dey collect big money like dis without playing?

You play - You're paid!
You no play - You're paid!!
You're injured for 10years - You're paid!!
You sitdown for Iron Bench dey roast Corn - You're still Paid!!!

DEAR YAHOO-PLUS BOYS; Football is the real blood money!

Who say my Pikin no go play ball?

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Senomi:
Hmm
Davido wicked sha, just scatter this girl puna, dump the leftover for the dogs

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She complain give you? I can bet my Scrotal sag that, Babymamas of those Celebrities are way richer and live happily than you and your miserable generations Put together!

Get a life old man and stop being an Internet troll

I no wan chuck mouth for this matter but I'm being tempted to, everyday Russia this, Ukraine that!

ezenwajosh:
meanwhile the end time was caught on the shores of Japan in 1736-1741
They will still be preaching end time in 2022


I wonder the disappointment on the man that was preaching end time is very near in 1736-1741

Family matter

In Pastor Righteousness's Mind right now;

“Another Opportunity to Preach End time”

iTearHerToto

NamelessOGBENI:
Shift for me, you go like take this remaining sugar cane hold body too?


Elders don even show fess

Jesus Christ, Which kind Level of Misplaced Priorities be dis?

Trust me, majority of them Protesting there aren't even having any Friend or Relative in Ukraine but here they are trying to join Trends just to feel among

No be Nigerians again?

Was he drugged?

This is what happens when you don't set boundaries in some Certain things!

But sleep pass sleep oo, 'Light Sleepers' like us can NEVER relate. Small sound or touch like this, then my night is ruined

Make I chill wait for elders advice

OlawaleBammie:
My brother i nearly went to their mission road branch in Benin today to shout at dem.

I would recharge and my account would be debited but shishi a no go recv on my line, and dey wont refund it back

Very annoying shit

femmoy:
Good afternoon good people of Nairaland, I need your help with my phone's data consumption.

I subscribed for 4G plan 3 days ago,when I checked my remaining plan today,it was 1.5G. I slept for about 4hours without disconnecting my data and when I checked again I saw 4MB. I subscribed again this time 6G and after surfing the web for about an hour,I got a message that my remaining balance was 500MB.

Could I have tampered with a particular setting unknowingly or what could be the problem?

My phone is Infinix Smart 5 and I'm using Airtel network.

Immidiately I read the first Paragraph, I already knew it was Airtel Same thing those Bastards did to me last week, and you know what? They started that stupidity when it really mattered to me, I was busy working on my Pc (Programming) and the way my data kept finishing within a twinkle of an eye was so unusual. I kept on subscribing and the same kept happening! I had to call their Customer care Line and the way I Shouted at the fool who picked ehn, I'm very sure he'd have gone deaf for some minutes

Next is Access Bank, I did Transfer of 63k to get some Packages for my Room here in school, the account I did the transfer to hasn't received the money, and I was deducted, the seller has gone to his bank and they told him that the fault is from my own bank. I'll buy Airtime from my bank to my Second Line or transfer to someone, I'll be deducted but the Airtime wouldn't add to my Sim's balance nor the person I transfered to, and I wouldn't be refunded. Not to talk of the N300 they keep deducting everytime for heaven knows why sake!

Nothing really works in this Country honestly. I go soon Appear for Instablog9ja, anyday I create time enter any Access Bank Branch, wait for outside Canopy till e reach my turn, then enter inside bank, e no go Funny I swear!!

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SmartPolician:
Why is the OP sharing people's private chats?

What are we supposed to do with this?

Who still considers sex a big deal in this age and time?

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After OP sharing the Private chats, have you now known who're the owners of the chats? he's kept what is meant to be private, (Their names & numbers) Private.

I'm one of those Previlleged to see the Four walls of the University and I can Boldly tell you that the Experience is really sweet and Fun. I'm a 400L Pharmaceutical student Schooling at one of the Prestigious Universities in the Southeast. (Though my course is a 5 years course) I'm one of those guys that Loves stress-free lifestyle, I could be in a room from morning till night Working on my PC, I practically had almost everything I needed. From TV to DSTV to Home theater to Fridge, to Generator etc and I forgot to mention that I'm also a Programmer, I work with a Foreign company online and earn in $ every 2 weeks, I Fund my Ostentatious lifestyle myself! I'm highly Ambivert. I've never borrowed anything from anyone but people come to me to borrow stuffs since my 100L to 400L (Not Pride or something but even if I'm ever down, I don't see the reason to borrow, I'd rather remain lowkey till I get that stuff, I just do not like disturbing people with my Problems) but people come to borrow stuffs from me and I don't see it as a big deal (And has brought so much respect to me from people, even those way older than me)

I've NEVER dated any Girl, I only had female friends (Mostly FWB) I was also lashing people's girlfriend here and there! Majority I didn't even know had Boyfriends and didn't care to ask!

I once turned two girls on at the same time through T or D game. They came to watch movies that faithful day in my Room (They were roommates) so along the line, the fuel at my Gen got finished I came up with the idea of the game, bad man was coming up with bad and Erotic TorD's. Mostly the latter, and before you know it, the rest was history. We had party (how I managed to do that is still mystery)

I once Fingered and sucked a girl's boobs at the Hostel (It was a boys and girls hostel before they turn it to strictly boys) 3 of her roommated went out to charge their Phones, so I came to see her that day, sat on her bed, at her corner and as usual, she placed her head on my Lap while pressing her Phone, I summoned courage and started touching her, from her face, to neck, planted a kiss on her forehead and that was it

A female friend once followed me to my lodge and made it known to me that she'd be sleeping over at my place and I said okay! After she was done bathing at her place, we headed to my place, I bathed too and we were on the bed, I couldn't sleep (Don't know why) she was watching movies on her Phone! After sometime, she switched off her Phone and we starting gisting, from that, I placed my hand inside her clothes and started handling her boobs, brought them out and sucked the hell out of it. (That was the day my D*CK decided to disappoint me, it was flaccid, the erection wasn't hard enough, all effort to get that idiot to stand straight like an Iroko tree was fruitless) one of the most Boring and Disappointing sex I ever had

I once caused a Stampede at a Viewing Centre (This was prolly to when I got my TV and DSTV) I stepped on something and mistook it for a Snake and started running, with the speed i used in running, you'd think I'm a Criminal running from Angry mobs about to Lynch him immediately everyone saw me running, they began to run too without knowing what's chasing me or why I'm running. Phones, laptops, chargers everywhere, plastic chairs too were breaking as people were climbing them to scamper for safety (Very funny Experience)

MY ADVICE TO INTENDING STUDENTS/STUDENTS/SIMPS AND MONEY MISS ROADS’:
1: If you dey enter school say na Woman be your Problem, na you go tire laslas because Dem full everywhere, no let them Distract you o, FOCUS!
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2: DO NOT TRAIN A GIRL THROUGH TO UNIVERSITY! It is an investment of no Profit return, It doesn't end well in most cases. If only most of you know what these girls do there!
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3: DO NOT DEPEND ON YOUR CERTIFICATE!!!! Learn a Skill before graduating, The street no dey Smile oo. Hustle hard make your Charger no first you Blow!
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4: Dating a girl at the University yields no fruit, it is stressful, a waste of time and emotions and in most cases ends ONLY IN SCHOOL!
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5: Keeping a girlfriend is OVERRATED, make money and they'll want to keep you!

Peace!!!!

YES! When I was still in year one, I packed into the lodge my Cousin sister helped me get (She was an occupant in the lodge too. She stayed Down stairs while my Place was Upstairs)

The first day I packed in and started doing Clean ups, a girl I'm just seeing for the very first time, stood around the Balcony and watched as I arranged my room, some minutes later, she entered my room and was like;

“Can I help you fix your Rug?” I said sure, why not! (while I smiled sheepishly)

After fixing it and the chores going half-way, she said she'd come back later to see how the room would finally, I bade her farewell and she left.. Babe came back at night with her Plastic chair and knocked at my door, I came out with my MP3 Bluetooth, connected music, sat at the Balcony and we started gisting, we gisted from 7:30pm to 11;53pm (Someone I'm just knowing for the very first time but it was now like we've known each other for years) I then told her I would like to succumb to the call of nature (Sleep) entered my room, wished her goodnight and locked my door!!!


TBC....