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RomanceRe: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by EmzyT:
I would go to their House and help her with all her House Chores cry

I give her my last dime just for her to be happy angry

How far about the relationship now grin

Was claiming Virgin, and i was happy forming "A guy with a Virgin Babe, na me go break her" cool Little did i know that the girl has pacific Ocean under her leg...

Chaii, I don mumu for this life no be smallcheesy
RomanceRe: What Ended Your Last Relationship? by EmzyT: 6:02pm On Apr 24, 2020
myles16:
Lols.....Forget that thing, na your babe own pain you pass
grin
RomanceRe: Man's Testicles Got Stock In A Chair During Chair Sex Position See Video by EmzyT: 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2020
I know say Konji die Sharp sharp as him preek egg hook for the chair grin

RomanceRe: I Faked My Death And Printed An Obituary Just To Dump A Lady by EmzyT: 4:24pm On Apr 24, 2020
What if I fake my own death con die nkor? I cannot can oo grin

May we not jam Dis kind of babe abeg grin

CrimeRe: Cult Leader, Jboy, Killed In Cross River (Photos) by EmzyT: 8:12pm On Apr 22, 2020
Why are these ones Blurring the Pictures huh Allow us see how the goat was Butchered Jhoor angry

The Problem of this country has just been reduced by One cheesy

I have no pity for Cultists. No Fvck given, I have no R. I. P to waste tongue

RomanceRe: What Is That ONE Thing You Would Definitely Break Up With Someone Over? by EmzyT: 8:11pm On Apr 18, 2020
If there's one thing i hate in this life, it should be: calling a woman morethan 3 times ( I don't call anyone outside my family morethan 3 missed call, unless it's an Emergency) and she doesn't pick (Yes, she might be busy or not close to her phone, etc) but atleast try to call back, even if its Flashing, flash.. Don't just act like nothing happened tongue


My dear, I'll Dump your silly ass tongue
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos Of A Man Roasted Alive For Stealing In Delta State by EmzyT: 1:54pm On Apr 15, 2020
No matter how hungry you are, BEG!

BEGGING is always better than STEALING sad
Foreign AffairsRe: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by EmzyT: 1:17pm On Apr 15, 2020
Can we ever get to this stage where we would be producing something like dis? Oh Nigeria grin

CrimeRe: How My Generator Was Stolen Last Night by EmzyT: 3:47pm On Apr 13, 2020
Nigeria!!! Abi no be Nigeria again? sad

RomanceRe: What's That One SONG You Promised Yourself That You Must Play On Your Wedding Da by EmzyT: 10:15am On Apr 11, 2020
[color=#000000]Patoranking - Happy Day [/color] cheesy
RomanceRe: Share Your Romantic Moment Experiences by EmzyT: 7:30pm On Apr 10, 2020
Omoh, my own na just yesterday night ooo, one girl wey dey crush on me badly, i just lie down for my room na him she come ooo, we come stroll small then come back to my house, we dey outside na him i start dey chop this girl kissing oo, we kissed passionately even Romeo and Juliet were Jealous grin But she gree allow me penetrate or press Booby sha.. She say she be Virgin, Fine. I don comot my hand for the Kpekus, but that her big breast eh, i go press am die today weda she like am or not cheesy I dey now sha, make she come first cool
CrimeRe: Video: Dead Man Escapes From Grave, Forcefully Demands Money From Travelers. by EmzyT: 5:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
Chaii, i blame the Passengers for being this stupid, one slap, just one slap would've reset this Fool's Brain sad
CrimeRe: Man Claims To Be A Soldier, Begs After Being Caught Breaking Covid-19 Lockdown by EmzyT: 5:38pm On Apr 10, 2020
Local man grin See him Kpomo lips

RomanceRe: Married Men I Sleep With For Money Refuse To Pick My Calls — Single Mother Cries by EmzyT: 2:26pm On Apr 09, 2020
Aunty, respect yourself na, U no know say Lockdown dey? U want make madam catch them? grin

Jokes EtcRe: Tell The Funniest Moniker You Have Seen On Nairaland by EmzyT: 8:59pm On Apr 07, 2020
SultanofPuna grin
RomanceRe: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by EmzyT: 7:56pm On Apr 07, 2020
CsRockefeller:
grin grin grin

Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

grin grin grin
Ah swear Bro grin
RomanceRe: Guys,Whats The Most Painful Thing A Girl Has Done To You? by EmzyT: 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2020
She saw a berra boy and Left me in the Dust sad Days, weeks, months passed by and everything seemed perfect between her and the new guy, she didn't know he had another girl he's intending to marry, she found out, she's Heartbroken..

She Wanted to come back to me, but its too late, She couldn't meet me where she left me, i've moved on.

She realized she lost a Diamond while chasing Stones, that's when she knew the difference between LOVE and LUST!
CrimeRe: Graphical - Single Mother Caught Burying 3-months-old Baby Alive, Confesses ( by EmzyT: 9:06am On Apr 06, 2020
I miss the last 2 minutes that i didn't see those pictures sad cry
HealthRe: Man Bleeding To Death At Idi-Iroko Bridge Maryland Mall, Lagos (Photos) by EmzyT: 9:04am On Apr 05, 2020
If it is Cult Related, then Sorry man, you can go rot in hell. . No Fvck given cool
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by EmzyT: 10:19pm On Apr 04, 2020
Lala Is Speechless cheesy 64 babies? shocked He couldn't believe what his eyes have seen cheesy

CrimeRe: Boko Haram Suffered Monumental Casualty In The Hands Chadian Soldiers(pics) by EmzyT: 9:33pm On Apr 04, 2020
Jesus, and this is the Book Haram that our soldiers have been fighting for the Past 10years.. I have never seen them recover such weapons like this from those Boko boys

EducationRe: Names Of JAMB Candidates Involved In Exam Malpractice In 2020 UTME by EmzyT: 7:39am On Apr 02, 2020
E Don happen grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by EmzyT: 6:45pm On Apr 01, 2020
I don't know what to say here,

Let me wait for the Elders to come cool
FamilyRe: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by EmzyT:
Were we Dating?! sad
Christianity EtcRe: Father Charles Okeke-Odogwu Found Dead In His Car In Anambra (Photos) by EmzyT: 9:50pm On Mar 25, 2020
What is Happening to Catholic Priests these days cry

CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by EmzyT:
Chaii embarassed
FamilyRe: For How Long Should An Engagement Ring Be Worn? by EmzyT: 10:07am On Mar 24, 2020
crackkhaus:
You know why I like you? cheesy

Half the time I read your comments, they are exactly what I am going to type..

No homo..
I swear, the guy is a Genius cheesy I just like him honestly cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: 5.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Zagreb, Croatia (Photos, Video) by EmzyT: 6:20pm On Mar 22, 2020
buygala:
Avoiding the birth of people like you are the reason why they approved Abortion undecided

If they don't approve it, people will do it illegally and likely under very risky circumstance in the hands of quacks

Now that it's legal, the Government can regulate it and ensure it is conducted in safe and hygienic conditions...

Try not to be silly Sir...or at least try not to display it in Public smiley
Just can't stop laughing grin grin
SportsRe: Ifeanyi George Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by EmzyT: 6:07pm On Mar 22, 2020
kestolove95:
Igbo man, e don go drink
So this is your R. I. P? sad I pray you die a painful death like Dis too so someone somewhere would say "She Don go Bleep finish"


Blockheaded Pig sad
RomanceRe: Why Did Seun Allow Undergraduate On Nairaland ? by EmzyT: 9:11pm On Mar 21, 2020
OGA, Its like you talk too much, you wrote alot of things but ended up saying Nothing! Must everyone go to school? You're not even Complaing about underagesad Sadly, Some of these undergraduates are more sensible and intelligent compared to SOME graduates herein. Besides uncle Seun wants money, you wouldn't expect him to deprive People access to his Forum cheesy OGA, you would do more if you were to be Seun just for a daycheesy

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