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We wey never Marry, make we just dey Observe as men dey share their Stories

Till you meet in “Valhalla where there is no Wahala” abi? It beats my Imagination how a Grown up like this will be Brainwashed into believing there is any Nonsense god called Odin and a Nice place for them to rest after killing people

If you no denounce, very soon we go see your own death news for Nairaland, your own no go be accident, na another cult Group go butcher you like a cow in Abattoir... Foolish thing

Everybody wan cashout by all means See ehn, if you just get enough money ba, carry your family leave this useless country.. Nothing good will come out of it even in the next 50 years to come

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Nawa o, I was really expecting Prince and OZO-the-Super-Glue to Leave the House.. Now we're stuck with the Idiot to be following girl wey no want am Upandan

Nawa oo so u sef don turn celeb wey dem dey use your name lie? watin okafor no go see for night Bus

Walahi Super glue Suppose endorse OZO as a brand ambassador.... I rather born thief than born Mumu like Ozo I can't wait for the Simp to leave the house

R. I. P

Messi Pity us na, we dey complain say you dey come England to come finish England teams, you still wan carry neymar come.. If two of una come, I go just jejely quit MAN-UTD go dey support Bayern Munich

Nanorest:
Buying cars worth 800million just to showcase my wealth. I am still regretting it till date

See young man, you think we're here for Children play? If you no get anything reasonable to say, better leave this thread now

Abeg which one be the Ebuka and which one be the Tricyclet?

The stories Suppose Continue today wey be Sunday oo This thread Don cold well well

Abeg where una drop CHRIS525 ? Nawa oo

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Later na the kind of Frustrated people like dem Some people for Nairaland go dey take advice from.. Many of them go come online dey behave like sah their life perfect.. Dry form Relationship Coaches People wey never even sabi better their own life... Abegiiiii

Zzor:
mtchew she will regret this later,nonsense

Better Calm down make Person Love you..
SHILOH no dey Dis year oo

DaddyRochie1642:
I just came here to Read this Your Interesting Story,... Oga, I have no Advise to give you

Why would you have an advice to give him? If it was the other way round now, you and your group of feminists would've grazed this thread to say "Men are Scum/Thrash"

ednut1:
Why should i remember school days My mind is occupied with bills to pay

Sir, try dey Enjoy, Problem no dey Finish

At 24 you're not yet matured? This one na till Jesus Christ come again she go mature oo... She Don use you Catch Cruz finish, now she wan Settle down she come dey Meet you Truly you really dey show this girl say Na only She be the girl for you for this Earth.. You would've forgiven her but would NEVER want to have anything to do with her anymore not to even talk of dating her so she would live in regret for treating you the way she did.. That experience with you alone would've taught her how to trade carefully with people

Well, What do I know sef!!!!

Omoolami100:
If you're really in a position of authority to do anything, there are many cases you can take up that would probably make a difference. Invest your energy wisely sir

Babanlagenius:
She was more emotionally attached to me. As in she used to call me more than I did. She didn't sleep without talking to me and more often than not she would ask me to send her voice notes on WhatsApp even after our convno before going to bed. I felt the love within and without. She showed me so much love and made me to have extra focus in live because she was in full support of everything I was doing.

She saved money from work to buy me gifts. She was down to earth. She always give guys my number when they asked for hers. I was only bothered that she was 26years and just maybe the pressure of getting married was there. I sensed her mood swings expecially on Saturdays. I left her way back in 2019 because I couldn't secure a job for myself and needed to give her a better life by giving some other guy a chance to get married to her quickly.

Speaking of beauty, she is the most beautiful lady I have ever dated. As a matter of fact the first thing I asked her on our first date was

DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME?

Now that I am stable to an extent all I could think of is this lady. I just don't know how she managed to forget about me. I'm even afraid of contacting her cause I don't want to hear that someone else is presently digging that hole and probably about to get married as well.

Make that Call Bro and Stop Hallucinating, you'll never know what might come out of it

Kenplay:
Why cant she climb the husband and insert his penis on her wet pussy then ride it.
Just my opinion

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So the spinal Cord wey dey say E break never do you? She go still come climb on top? Haba

[quote author=Ningen post=91682585]Man Utd on Fire!

We toooo hooooot abeg!

This is so emotional!

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Oluwaseyi00:
This Greenwood boy will kill premier league keepers with his shots oooo

Ah swear The pikin carry hammer for leg

President Buhari

ITearHerToto and Sultan of Puna

paulolee:
na e be things oo..all man de form saints and blaming thier ex bt for my own case am d one at fault..it was as a result of when a bea loves u too much, took her love, care and feelings for granted even if na she be the only bea wey i don date wey de wire me because she was working and i wasnt, still dnt kno why she sticked with the broke me, felt useless having nothing to affer to her than just sex and come still they cheat on her...long story short, got a new catch on f.b and lied to her dt i nid 30k to travel n go see my sick uncle in d village(lamba) she gave me 20k and i travelled to p.h to lodge d weekend with d new catch...came bk and saw breakup text on my table, bea knew all abt dt p.h lamba bt jus played along and still dnt kno how she knew about it, tried calling and texting and she said i should jus forget abt her dt she even planned poisoning me or sending street boys to attack me bt she jus pitied me....dt was wen i knew av lost a diamond...**stella if u are reading this, is Paul, its 3yrs bk and pls am SORRY**

Nigerian girl? Dey spend on her man like Dis? You really lost a Diamond while trying to chase a Stone bro.. I doubt if you'll Ever come across a Nigerian girl as this one

Atiku:
Hushpuppi, call me.

Make him no come call too much now ungo change number like Davido oo

HitlerGaddafi:
From his ip address, livelyguy has always been the same person as 25tolife. He has another oner. All of them he use to exchange conversations with himself. Pure shame.

It's best we ignore the trolls and read genuine comments. It's those of you quoting him that are the real trolls. Stop quoting him and he vanishes.

I swear my guy, i no blame the guy at all, na the people wey still dey reply am I dey blame... Ignore the block headed Pig to the extent that he'll begin to think he's Invisible. But no, dem no go use their Head

Notocult:
I will be giving a detailed account of my experiences with a Nigerian campus cult famed for wearing white and white. I won’t be revealing the cult name so that i can be as detailed as possible.

I lost friends, survived hits, turned into a a wild animal that sleeps in the forest all for fortification . Writing this is making me emotional.

Some of the fortification i did hunts me to this day.

One thing with charms is that, if you fortify yourself against machets, then machet will always locate you. The very thing you protect yourself against is always drawn to you.

I see blood when i close my eyes

Oh i remember my friend Chuks who died in my arms all because of confra. It’s not worth it peeps.

The beginning

Oga calm down na make 'Monicar give us him own finish go na Abi you wan derail the thread?!

MonsieurCoder:
I disagree with Livelyguy. You are NOT an intelligent and well-lettered man. You don't know how to use tenses, singular/plural, or punctuation probably because you were in the bush receiving cutlass beating while your mates were in school. There is nothing intelligent about a man whose parents sent to school him to better his life, but instead, he pays money to savages to take him to the bush, naked him, and beat him. All for what? So he can call himself a hardman I still insist you are nothing but a cretinous fVcktard. I repeat again, your mother should have swallowed or your father should have used a condom and saved us the anguish of reading the nonsense you wrote.

When next you see the likes of Gold Circle or Durex looking for ambassadors, Apply! Post a link to your application here and I guarantee you 50 votes. There is no better advertisement for Gold Circle and Durex than you. Please also try and castrate yourself so you do not give birth to another generation of imbeciles like you. Cretin.

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