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Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Bishop Oyedepo Leaked Audio By Peoples Gazette by Enceladus(m): 8:57pm On Apr 01, 2023
Golan007:


Tactics.

Obi's move was subterfuge.

You are minding that clown.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Bishop Oyedepo Leaked Audio By Peoples Gazette by Enceladus(m): 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2023
Every one saw Obi playing the religious game from the onset. That's why I believe this audio is probably real.

Enceladus:
Omatseye is right after all grin grin.

What these people are missing is that religion sentiments doesn't count in the south west.

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Phones / Re: I Stopped Using Google Chrome by Enceladus(m): 12:24pm On Apr 01, 2023
I stopped using chrome when the new edge was released in 2019. It's just better, cleaner and it is less RAM hungry. I juggle both browsers on my Android sha.

Google will definitely loose a fair share of their Chrome users with the new bing side bar also. It's very very helpful especially if you write a lot of emails daily.
Business / Re: Have You Ever Transferred Money To The Wrong Account? by Enceladus(m): 2:41pm On Mar 30, 2023
I once did 15k airtime to the wrong number. grin grin

Thanks heaven say I dey use correct bank. They worked with my service provider and help me reverse the airtime to my number.

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Politics / Re: Panic As Nigerians Storm Defence Hqs, Beg The Military To Seize Power & Stop Tin by Enceladus(m): 5:27pm On Mar 29, 2023
I am sure these are GenZ kids. Anyone that experienced iBB or Abacha won't join them in this nonsense.
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Meets Brazilian President, Lula by Enceladus(m): 4:55pm On Mar 25, 2023
Omoawoke:
Ooni of ife is doing his best to unite Yorubas all over the world.

We have our people in Brazil, Trinidad and Tobago and many other South America and North America countries

They have long be gone but still kept their ancestry and trace their origins to Yoruba lands
Their ancestors taught them where they come from and they are proud Yorubas , they won’t forget home

We are sitting on billions of tourist revenue. I hope we can get regional autonomy soon. Yorubaland has been held back for so long by One Nigeria.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Meets Brazilian President, Lula by Enceladus(m): 4:51pm On Mar 25, 2023
haybhi1:
I'm extremely proud to be a Yoruba man, and be born and raised therein, especially through healthy and pious Islamic idiosyncrasies.

Great a tribe, tremendous in knowledge, cordial in relationships, yet humble in deeds. Almighty Yoruba. Eledumare a gbe wa. Oke oke la ma ma re.

May God bless Nigeria, Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, and every minority tribes.

Asee.

☺☺🥰

Please let's stop using tribe. We are an ethnic nation locked in a country. You won't call the South Koreans/Germans/French/English a tribe and we all have similar populations.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Meets Brazilian President, Lula by Enceladus(m): 4:47pm On Mar 25, 2023
May Olodumare continue to keep the Ooni.

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Sports / Re: World Athletics Bans Transgender Women From Women's Competition by Enceladus(m): 10:04pm On Mar 23, 2023
hmm, this year and drama grin

Let the left vs right drama begin afresh. grin
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023 'NEPA' Messes Up Nigeria's Schedule As Super Eagles Train In Darkness by Enceladus(m): 12:11am On Mar 23, 2023
grin grin

This country can give someone depression. Electricity that was completed 200 years ago in other countries is still hard for us to achieve.
Politics / Re: Hon. Ladi Adebutu Leads Protest To INEC Headquarters In Abeokuta(photos) by Enceladus(m): 8:52pm On Mar 21, 2023
This Ladi is and will remain a joker 🤣

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Career / Re: Poll: Should You Tell Your Boss That You Are Looking For A New Job? by Enceladus(m): 4:03pm On Mar 16, 2023
Nastydroid:
It depends on the kind of relationship you share with your boss, some will even tell you about available vacancies else where to improve your life

This is true. Although it's not common.

@OP definitely no except in this scenario.

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Politics / Re: Obi To Obidients: Vote For Sandy Onor, PDP Governorship Candidate In Cross River by Enceladus(m): 10:31am On Mar 15, 2023
grin grin

The beginning of a godfatherism dynasty.
Politics / Re: ‘Collapse Your Structure, Join Me To Save Lagos’, Rhodes-Vivour Tells PDP by Enceladus(m): 8:32pm On Mar 14, 2023
Only if this guy can change camp and leave clowns like Bode George that wants to replace Tinubu in the administration of Lagos. This power play will be interesting in coming years.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Man Born In Owerri Has Right To Become Governor In Imo State - Igodye by Enceladus(m): 10:18am On Mar 14, 2023
this guy is a learner grin

The concept of one Nigeria is a myth, at least until the boomers and millennials are gone.

The new generations have everything to build a one Nigeria. Most have lost their indigenous language especially in the Niger Delta area. They now speak pidgin a lot. They are also now "detribilised" which is the key component in forming. a new national identity,

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Politics / Re: APC National Youth Leader, Dayo Isreal, Woos Obidients In Ikota/VGC by Enceladus(m): 10:10am On Mar 14, 2023
AcuraZDX:
All these shenanigans really show that Peter Obi won this election.

Where is the Jagaban Army that he was bragging about?

Abii APC no get Supporters again?

if they rigged as you guys claimed, why do you think they are trying frantically to canvas votes for Sanwo-Olu? Do you think he will choose to be an emergency usher vs trusting the rigging machinery of Tinubu? You guys are too delusional.
Politics / Re: Naira Crisis: States Plan Contempt Proceedings Against Malami, Emefiele by Enceladus(m): 10:09am On Mar 11, 2023
Only God knows what is going through Emefiele's mind. This is now a shitshow.

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Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by Enceladus(m): 9:42am On Mar 11, 2023
grin cheesy

People don't learn. Buhari that promise one dollar will be one naira is somehow even more realistic than this.

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Politics / Re: Obidients Close Alternative Result Collation Irev - Punch by Enceladus(m): 9:25pm On Mar 10, 2023
I followed the drama from the onset. I even helped them input some data during breaks.

Obidients in their delusionary state will still cry of a stolen mandate even though their messiah didn't even fulfill the 25% quota mandated by the constitution.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Was The Main Rigger Of 2023 Election Not Tinubu by Enceladus(m): 4:25pm On Mar 08, 2023
It is not rigging but simply conservatism. People also call it tribalism nowadays. Nigeria is not a country but a country of nations. Tribalism is a myth in the context of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Omokri To Obidients:19 States Plus FCT Can't Win You The Election by Enceladus(m): 1:17pm On Mar 06, 2023
azpekuliar:


He clearly cannot comprehend. The 19 states + FCT are the states Obidients are saying Obi won outrightly. Then he got 25% of the votes in at least 5 other states to make the spread.
That is what Reno cannot comprehend.

I always knew that you guys are deluded. Obidients conspiracy theories now fill my daily quota of conspiracy theory.

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Politics / Re: Atiku: 2023 Presidential Election Is The Worst Ever Conducted By INEC Since 1999 by Enceladus(m): 9:21pm On Mar 02, 2023
fergie001:
I disagree Sir.... 2007 was, then maybe this one.

The 2007 election was so notoriously rigged.

Even INEC doesn't have the full ballot result till date.

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Politics / Re: What Was The Greatest Lesson For You In This Election ? by Enceladus(m): 11:09am On Mar 01, 2023
I had already figured this out a long while ago by observing other African country's elections, but this election Proved that Nigeria is not an outlier.

Do you see how the map of the election votes is in clusters? Nigeria is a very tribalistic country and not in a bad way. You see candidates getting 99% of votes in their ethnically related states. grin grin The Oyinbo's that form all of us unrelated people in one country have a union of their own.


Let us keep forming One Nigeria.
Politics / Re: There Is No God by Enceladus(m): 10:14am On Mar 01, 2023
One of the clown God of men said he saw a Jackal in the spirit grin grin

Maybe Adefarasin is right. after all. Saul is here, let's pray, fast, wait and hope for Paul.

🤡

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Politics / Re: Adebanjo: Tinubu Had Always Won In Lagos Through Thuggery, Bribery by Enceladus(m): 1:03pm On Feb 27, 2023
Gotham has fallen grin grin

I hope Emilokan won't draw the OBJ card if he becomes president sha.

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Politics / Re: INEC Adjourns Collation Of Results To 11am Monday Morning by Enceladus(m): 8:19pm On Feb 26, 2023
They want to "po chemical po" like Olamide said in one of his songs.

One Nigeria
Politics / Re: I Used To Think Nigeria's Problem Was Bad Government - Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo by Enceladus(m): 12:26pm On Feb 26, 2023
What is this one saying? All of you actually went to vote in your slave master which is the constitution that your candidate will swear allegiance to.

The constitution that demands all IGR's to be sent to Abuja and then shared back to the states based on Land mass and Population irrespective of how much the state contributed.

That's the real slave master, but Nigerians are stuck in the 8 years loop of messiah chasing. Keep looking for him.

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Politics / Re: Election Results: Arewa Influencer, Sarki Cries Out On Twitter by Enceladus(m): 12:20pm On Feb 26, 2023
topcatking:
The tribes in this contraption called NG have no business being together.

The experience at the polls yesterday confirmed this .

Nah. The unity of Nigeria is non negotiable. Nigeria is a nation formed by God himself.

People don't realise what it will take to form a National identity. I see them pretending that Nigeria is actually a country. 😂😂

Something that Europeans realised far back and took decisive action, and that's why some European countries are the size of Ojuelegba.

Africa is the only continent where 90% of its countries were formed by outsiders. But no our people won't think deep.

Whoever wins, another 8 years of shuffering and shimiling awaits in Fela's word.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Here’s What To Know About Nigeria's Presidential Election - CNN by Enceladus(m): 11:35am On Feb 24, 2023
SLAP44:
Peter Obi may not solve all the problems in Nigeria, but Peter Obi is the only candidate with any chance of solving any problems in Nigeria.

Vote for Labour.

Ok. That small adrenaline will soon wear off. grin

It is you naive Obidient that I pity the most. Alagbado's know that it is their turn and are not expecting any significant change. Same thing with Atiku and his fans. But you guys are the ones that still believe in a last gasp hope.

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Programming / Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by Enceladus(m): 2:42pm On Feb 23, 2023
C -> Javascript -> Python -> Java -> Kotlin -> Golang -> Rust.

Now I only use Rust, Python and Typescript.

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Business / Re: Woman Uses Her ‘Spider-Woman’ Skills To Gain Entry Into Banking Hall by Enceladus(m): 2:39pm On Feb 23, 2023
This is what they call Oro buruku toun terin. Most of the people their will go and change the political class this weekend and hence just swap one master for another.
Politics / Re: Omojuwa Reacts To Attack On Pastor Adefarasin On His Refusal To Endorse Anyone by Enceladus(m): 12:30am On Feb 20, 2023
Make them check his pocket. Corn fit dey there like that.

This obidient cult won't kill us. grin grin

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