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Politics / Re: INEC Adjourns Collation Of Results To 11am Monday Morning by Enceladus(m): 8:19pm On Feb 26, 2023
They want to "po chemical po" like Olamide said in one of his songs.

One Nigeria
Politics / Re: I Used To Think Nigeria's Problem Was Bad Government - Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo by Enceladus(m): 12:26pm On Feb 26, 2023
What is this one saying? All of you actually went to vote in your slave master which is the constitution that your candidate will swear allegiance to.

The constitution that demands all IGR's to be sent to Abuja and then shared back to the states based on Land mass and Population irrespective of how much the state contributed.

That's the real slave master, but Nigerians are stuck in the 8 years loop of messiah chasing. Keep looking for him.

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Politics / Re: Election Results: Arewa Influencer, Sarki Cries Out On Twitter by Enceladus(m): 12:20pm On Feb 26, 2023
topcatking:
The tribes in this contraption called NG have no business being together.

The experience at the polls yesterday confirmed this .

Nah. The unity of Nigeria is non negotiable. Nigeria is a nation formed by God himself.

People don't realise what it will take to form a National identity. I see them pretending that Nigeria is actually a country. 😂😂

Something that Europeans realised far back and took decisive action, and that's why some European countries are the size of Ojuelegba.

Africa is the only continent where 90% of its countries were formed by outsiders. But no our people won't think deep.

Whoever wins, another 8 years of shuffering and shimiling awaits in Fela's word.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Here’s What To Know About Nigeria's Presidential Election - CNN by Enceladus(m): 11:35am On Feb 24, 2023
SLAP44:
Peter Obi may not solve all the problems in Nigeria, but Peter Obi is the only candidate with any chance of solving any problems in Nigeria.

Vote for Labour.

Ok. That small adrenaline will soon wear off. grin

It is you naive Obidient that I pity the most. Alagbado's know that it is their turn and are not expecting any significant change. Same thing with Atiku and his fans. But you guys are the ones that still believe in a last gasp hope.

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Programming / Re: In What Order Did You Learn Your Languages? by Enceladus(m): 2:42pm On Feb 23, 2023
C -> Javascript -> Python -> Java -> Kotlin -> Golang -> Rust.

Now I only use Rust, Python and Typescript.

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Business / Re: Woman Uses Her ‘Spider-Woman’ Skills To Gain Entry Into Banking Hall by Enceladus(m): 2:39pm On Feb 23, 2023
This is what they call Oro buruku toun terin. Most of the people their will go and change the political class this weekend and hence just swap one master for another.
Politics / Re: Omojuwa Reacts To Attack On Pastor Adefarasin On His Refusal To Endorse Anyone by Enceladus(m): 12:30am On Feb 20, 2023
Make them check his pocket. Corn fit dey there like that.

This obidient cult won't kill us. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Broadcast Contempt Of Court by Enceladus(m): 11:03am On Feb 16, 2023
Buddha3:


I know I am.

I'm just sneering at the fact that you and your kind are only singling out this one instance to complain over, when some of us have been on this since 2016.

Buhari has disregarded the Judiciary from his very first day in office, and his supporters have cheered him on through the years. He succeeded in crippling the legislature and turning the lawmakers to "yes men" and his supporters relished in the euphoria, claiming the Bukola Saraki led legislature was a tool against good governance.

Now the man is brazenly rubbishing the sanctity of the Supreme Court because he knows the judges that sit therein, are merely commodities for the highest bidder. You cannot know a dog more than its owner. Even if the apex court overrides this his decision on the 22nd, Buhari will rubbish their judgement without uttering any words to that effect. It is that bad!

The Supreme Court has long traded her supremacy for financial gains and the executive arm of government has been the major beneficiary. So make them follow chop dust! There's a reason Walter Onnoghen was unceremoniously ousted as the CJN, and we're all witnesses to the reasons why.

The bolded makes me laugh LOL...
Politics / Re: Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Broadcast Contempt Of Court by Enceladus(m): 10:29am On Feb 16, 2023
Buddha3:


You people are just wailing unnecessarily.

How and why is Hope Uzodinma the Governor of Imo State?

Why is Ahmed Lawan the APC senatorial candidate for Yobe North?

Where is Nnamdi Kanu?

How and why is Godswill Akpabio the APC senatorial candidate in Akwa Ibom?

When you're done answering those few questions, then let's discuss about the Supreme Court and the naira today.

And you can't see that you are proving my point? grin grin SMH
Politics / Re: Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Broadcast Contempt Of Court by Enceladus(m): 10:13am On Feb 16, 2023
DeLaRue:
If this happens in the US, proceedings to impeach a president that defies the Supreme Court would be swift.

People don't seem to understand that in undermining the Supreme Court, this President has set a very dangerous precedent that goes to the very roots of the country's legitimacy as a constitutional entity. Other Presidents are likely to do same in future.

Once the Supreme Court is defenestrated, we are on the road reckless lawlessness.

Foreign investors will look at the disregard for even the Supreme Court & they will say no, thank you, we would rather invest in another country where Court rulings affecting our contractual and property rights will be respected.


This is why I don't take GenZ seriously when they say they want to take back their country. If you really want to take back your country, your focus will be on the systems of the Government and not a single person.

As you mentioned, this can not happen in the US because they have working systems. Imagine what Trump would have gotten away with if the US had Nigeria-esque systems and institutions.

This country will always do the wrong thing and the masses will always somehow cheer for the politicians responsible.

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Politics / Re: Rinu: Scarcity Of Naira Is Only Going To Help Politicians Buy Votes by Enceladus(m): 3:23pm On Feb 15, 2023
Only a delusional person would not have realized this from the beginning. It’s just common sense. But what do we know? Naija grin grin

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Business / Re: Old Naira Notes No Longer Acceptable In Nigeria Since February 10 - CBN by Enceladus(m): 11:28am On Feb 14, 2023
grin grin grin This country is a sick comedy.

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Programming / Re: Do You Find Using Golang Generics Sexy ? by Enceladus(m): 5:25pm On Feb 08, 2023
So Golang now has Generics? 😂 The lack of it and
if err != nil
made me focus on Rust. I will have to check it out again soon.

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Politics / Re: Bandit Leader, Kachalla Baleri, Flaunts Redesigned Naira Notes by Enceladus(m): 4:58pm On Feb 02, 2023
eh god grin grin grin. What a shitshow.
Politics / Re: New Naira Notes: Who Is Suffering Now - The Politicians Or The Masses? by Enceladus(m): 12:14pm On Feb 02, 2023
IgOga:
That's the sad reality of life....the poor always supporting the rich to oppress them.....the rich always lying to the poor that the oppression is for their benefit......the rich gets richer....the poor gets poorer


Guess who is making money from the new currency swap....the rich

When Fela sang shuffering and smiling, people hated him for it because they couldn't face the truth. This is some extreme form of cognitive dissonance. Nigerians are a special breed man.

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Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by Enceladus(m): 12:08pm On Feb 02, 2023
NoToTerrorists:
shut up, we love the cashless policy, so your mentors who are corrupt politicians and your kidnappers who collect millions of Naira in Cash will be handicapped.

Do you think politicians will be affected by the cashless policy? The same people that buys dollar at 490? grin grin

They are suffering the massase but the people think it's for their sake. What a deluded generation.
Politics / Re: The Meaning Of The Sign On Bola Tinubu's Cap (Pictures) by Enceladus(m): 11:48pm On Jan 29, 2023
It's actually the Alaafin sigil that has been used for over 800 years by his family. Baba blu appropriated it.

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Celebrities / Re: Skit Maker, Murja Kunya Arrested At Kano Hotel by Enceladus(m): 11:01pm On Jan 29, 2023
fixedhollies:
Wahala… Nigeria operates several constitutions. Who go rearrange this country i never know!

Peter Obi that was impeached twice in his own state will strong-arm the Northerners to do away with Sharia. Or maybe bulaba that owes them his success or Atiku a northerner that deleted his post about the killing of Deborah.

One Nigeria
Politics / Re: President Buhari Participates In APC Presidential Campaign In Bauchi State (PIX) by Enceladus(m): 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2023
Band of criminals smiling. grin
Religion / Re: A Man Wearing A Jesus Saves Tshirt At Mall Of America Was Ordered To Take It Off by Enceladus(m): 7:17pm On Jan 18, 2023
We shall see where the radical leftists will drive this world. grin
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Dancing At Labour Party Rally, Chided By Twitter Follower by Enceladus(m): 12:57pm On Jan 16, 2023
Dreal1247:
You see how myopic some people can be. Imagine when people are strategizing on how to rescue Nigeria, people are still discussing religion and dancing. Slaves who love their chains will remain in bondage. They are irredeemable.

James bond style abi grin grin grin grin All of us will see the end of this fantasy.
Politics / Re: Statue Of Nzeogwu Erected In His Home Town Of Okpanam - Picture by Enceladus(m): 9:20am On Jan 16, 2023
Kaduna Nzeogwu, the great optimist wanted to build a One Nigeria but came to the painful realisation. Rest on soldier.

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TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan's ‘Anikulapo’ Tops Most Watched Movies On Netflix Naija 2022 by Enceladus(m): 12:41pm On Jan 15, 2023
Ruggedniggaone:
One thing the guy is very good at is overhyping,I see nothing special in that movie women king make sense pass that trash

The historical inaccurate propagandist woman king? grin grin
Politics / Re: First Lithium Processing Plant In Nigeria Under Construction In Kaduna. by Enceladus(m): 8:46pm On Jan 13, 2023
Scramble for Africa 2.0. But now it's legal. grin
Culture / Re: Emir of Kano, Aminu Ado Bayero Takes New Wife (Photos) by Enceladus(m): 3:23am On Jan 09, 2023
Moh247:
Can we all respect people's culture and decisions of grown adults

One Nigeria grin grin

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Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Angry Over Messi’s Contract, Wants To Leave PSG by Enceladus(m): 9:19pm On Dec 29, 2022
MPaypal as the Madridistas know him as. grin grin

Even Neymar left Barca for PSG and he still wasn't free of Leo's shadow. grin grin

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Sports / Re: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by Enceladus(m): 9:58pm On Dec 26, 2022
Jokerman:
Great.

No more pressure. Just play, enjoy your football, score more goals and give assists. Break records, chop more money.

To many of us, you are always the GOAT of this generation

This sounds like self-consolement on steroids lols grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Bishop Fearon Blasts Oyedepo Over ‘Mad’ Comment On APC Voters by Enceladus(m): 1:30pm On Dec 19, 2022
This reminds me of another Bishop's quote.

I Fear I May Have Integrated My People Into a Burning House” — Martin Luther King Jr

Those who won't learn from history will fall victim to the future.
Education / Re: Cambridge Dictionary Updates Definition Of 'WOMAN’ To Include Trans Women (Pics) by Enceladus(m): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2022
grin grin grin

Well well well. This drama will be riveting. We will see if contemporary feminists will allow the radical leftist to go away with these their erosion of what it means to be a woman.

What a time to be alive. grin grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Recognized At The Unusual Praise 2022 In Lagos (Video, Pics) by Enceladus(m): 2:58pm On Dec 10, 2022
Obasanjo was used as collateral to get a trumpet for his church while he was still young, Jonathan had no shoes, and Our darling Daddy Buhari borrowed funds to purchase the presidential form and only had two cows. grin grin grin

These Nigerians no dey tire? It's giving addict vibes at this point. This search for a messiah chai.
Politics / Re: Your Failure Responsible For Nationwide Hardship - Governors Hit Back At FG by Enceladus(m): 7:51pm On Dec 03, 2022
Wiseandtrue:
I can't just imagine what would have been said if APC had not won

Do you still think APC is the problem? Was Jonathan in APC too? Or did he not make things worse compared to what Obasanjo left?

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Politics / Re: Your Failure Responsible For Nationwide Hardship - Governors Hit Back At FG by Enceladus(m): 7:47pm On Dec 03, 2022
grin grin grin

See Olympic blame games.... One Nigeria of confusion.

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