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BruncleZuma:

Post Office English

Hahahaha

Even without opening the thread, it's very easy to understand his posts. Why are some posters taking it serious?

You can still get that degree. Keep working and create time to read your materials. Try to have someone who will keep you updated on developments. Recharge their lines maybe weekly and if it's WhatsApp, check the departmental group.
You need money in this country to feel comfortable.
Education plus money is an unstoppable combination.

boogie2:
Please what is a brace?

A pair or two. Scoring a brace means he scored two goals.

I don't know why some people hate this man. Just take your time and listen to him, his teachings are great. He says what people don't want to hear.

All these probing that won't land someone in jail is just waste of time. They could be raising glasses and laughing in the nearest future.

I just wish for things to change in this country because we're really behind.

They go way back! The people we associate with kinda matters.

The Hazardous one. Arsenal fans are already happy
Some fans whose clubs suffered at his hands told us he was overrated

Even Ganduje is fighting corruption
Welcome to Nigeria.

It seems nothing is going to happen in Imo state

Other governors have started working but it's only news about properties and personal belongings that keeps coming from Imo state.

El Rufai no dey stay for Kaduna again?

I just love opera for regular sites like Nairaland but the ads that keep popping up after loading the a page has become a turn off.

Mehn, I'm tired of such threads that are created just to get likes.

Goal expert

Was expecting to see iOS developers dropping comments but it was the usual Android vs iOS yarn.

Raydos:
No be only Ed-Mubarak, Nah Ed-Murphy

Couldn't stop laughing

You don't need to attend comedy shows, just log-in into Nairaland.

Which kain people we get here?
You guys haven't eating bread and plantain or what?
It's not a bad combo.

Klopp just knows how to manage people. If you mess up, he'll still clap for you like Zidane.
He's fully in charge of his boys, always there for them.

Omo, I think say na another language till I compose myself for this royal food

StrikeBack:
Call inspector mutiu on
07035658070

Oshey Micheal Stonebridge.

Abeg, I want to join their police force.

Bad boi Neymar

So Anthony Joshua now has flat head?
Nairaland just dey accommodate so many idiots these days. They just find ways to bring tribal sentiments to every single thing.

Boring game! My head dey pain me. I'm happy for Klopp though.

See as im b like all these zombie for walking dead
If start working out and you're eating good food, you go fresh die.

This is just money talking. Even law and business school students dress better in some federal Universities.

OP, you should have done better_ was expecting to see interesting photos but just 3 photos were impressive.

Even that one with blue skirt, dem allow her move for the school environment like that?

El Rufai and blood sef

Last drop of your blood

Omihanifa:
Emmanuel esezobor is a very Randy man nah he loves all his women busty
Go to his wuye branch in Abuja and see the chest all his female work force are carrying
A very notorious and evil man that places his demonic evil rings on both hands on people's head all on the name of praying for them
Anybody doubting all what have said should just go to his wuye branch on Sunday and see things for him/herself
From his days at government secondary school here in Abuja he has always been a bad child

The fool doesn't even know that some church members in wuye are sleeping with his big boobs wife (CINDY) too

LoL, you live in finance quarters or close by?
Your last paragraph, are you sure?

Couple of years back, I attended his church, it was a vigil and he invited a Bishop I think, the bishop had traveled to Jerusalem I think and he brought some mustard seeds with him. He asked the congregation to pay 50k for some. People were coming out to pay, he reduced the price to 20k and more people came. I think he stopped at 5k.
Then there was a time the Prophet (Emmanuel Esezobor) as he was called had some white handkerchiefs that he claimed had blessings/miracle in them. These hankies were sold for 10k and from there, the price went down to to 200 hundred so that some people can buy.
The church is always inviting top Nollywood celebrities.
You have to be loaded to feel comfortable in that church.
During prophecies, I was always waiting for him to call me sha.
I always keep mum over some church matters because their ways can be so fascinating.

Great songs! Some were already playing in my head and I got this nostalgic feeling.
Not all these trap boys with the same voice doing the same poo everytime.

Saraki: So this is it?
Dogara: Yeah bro
Saraki: Na wa for politics O
Dogara: Shaking my head. Damn!

4-1!