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Business / Urgently Needed! Coconut Oil In Bulk! by encubed(m): 9:23am On Jan 01, 2018
Hello everyone, a very prosperous new year to us all. Please anyone who can supply coconut oil in bulk (in jerry cans) at a very affordable price should contact me on redscarffemale@gmail.com as soon as possible. Thank you
Autos / Re: No deal by encubed(m): 1:19pm On Nov 18, 2016
900?
Autos / Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by encubed(m): 7:26pm On Sep 27, 2016
RX330 2001
Accord 2006
2006 Avensis
Lexus ES 2003

Like how much?
Religion / Re: How You Can Discover Your Purpose On Earth by encubed(m): 7:59am On Oct 07, 2015
God bless you OP. Can we discuss?

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Literature / Re: Glitches by encubed(m): 5:44pm On Sep 10, 2015
Adegwurulez How far? Expecting the next story. cheesy
Family / Re: Neglect Of Male Child Rape/molestation By a Female Adult by encubed(m): 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2015
Happened to me. An aunt sef. Relative.
Career / Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by encubed(m): 4:07pm On Aug 05, 2015
kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY. grin

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt. grin grin

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor...... grin


Guy On point!
Celebrities / Re: My New ‘pink Lips’ Is As A Result Of Brushing My Lips,not Surgery- Sean Tizzle by encubed(m): 1:21pm On Aug 04, 2015
dapyd1:
It's a big lie.
Brush lips ko, brush face ni.
Why am I not fair since I have been scrubbing my face with sponge since I was a baby.
Olodo! It's true.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Held Meeting With Segun Agbaje,akpabio And Others (photos) by encubed(m): 7:21am On Jun 12, 2015
faroukfahima:


Former VP Atiku and Chairman of the APC BOT today held meetings with PDP big wigs

They include Jimi agbaje, akpabio, imoke and others

It is instructive to note that Atiku also heard an audience with Saraki soon after he emerged the Senate president in controversy circumstances.

http://www.forumspotz.net/atiku-abubakar-held-meeting-with-jimi-agbajeakpabio-and-others-photos/



lalasticlala, Ishilove

That's not Jimi Agbaje. Thats Segun Agbaje his younger brother(GTBank MD)

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TV/Movies / Re: ***whispers From Behind - A Short Story By Dyoungstar*** by encubed(m): 1:33pm On Jun 11, 2015
Drab
Literature / Re: Glitches by encubed(m): 3:43pm On Jun 03, 2015
Thanks Ade. People like you and Dan Brown make me wanna write. You should think of doing this full time. I don even forget wetin I wan critique. Will read again now.
Politics / Re: Uche Chukwumerije Buried In Abia [photo] by encubed(m): 7:06pm On May 21, 2015
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That is Very insensitive.
Literature / Re: Glitches by encubed(m): 11:37am On May 19, 2015
gucciangel:
Ade what's the problem na? no more updates . Have been checking all day. Pls come n update

Me too o cry
Literature / Re: Glitches by encubed(m): 9:55am On May 15, 2015
Just got to work. First thing I opened is Glitches(Already Bookmarked).

I'm hooked.
Career / Re: Please Help Me Choose Between Zenith And UBA by encubed(m): 9:41am On May 15, 2015
eyoiba:


I dint know much about Zenith but 90% sure tha UBA, will absorb you after the 1 year contrct. Find out if the same is obtainable at Zenith.

I know someone who has been on contract with Zenith 3years no confirmation but UBA 1 year is 1 year. Take UBA.

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Literature / Re: Glitches by encubed(m): 8:25pm On May 14, 2015
Ok OP. I have just spent the last 2hours @ Work reading ur story which has left me spellbound. Reminds me somehow of Dan Brown.

Great work. I shall only critique after the story ends.

This is good.
Education / Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by encubed(m): 4:49pm On Mar 17, 2015
55247118CE PLS HELP
Forum Games / Re: Find The Young Lady In This Pix by encubed(m): 5:31pm On Feb 18, 2015
There she is!

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Rap Battles / Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by encubed(m): 3:27pm On Dec 23, 2014
Dark Rebel
Dark Rebel
Dark Rebel
Autos / Re: 4months Used Clean 2006 Toyota Highlander Limited 4WD 3rows by encubed(m): 11:38pm On Jan 10, 2013
Can I pay N2,050,000.00. If my offer is accepted I will arrange to pay tomorrow if U furnish me with ne necessary bank details. I will call U tomorrow morning.
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2006 Toyota Highlander For Sale. by encubed(m): 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2013
Can I pay N2,050,000. Ready to pay tomorrow if my offer is accepted
Literature / Re: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by encubed(m): 9:21am On Sep 12, 2012
pls i need some books too kindly send to en_cubed@yahoo.com
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Free Animation Tutorial by encubed(m): 11:42am On May 04, 2010
nndukwe@gmail.com pse send 2 me too
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 9:51am On Feb 14, 2008
@ ebony
U beta take ur time else,
@ Saucekid
i suggest we recruit some of my boys from NDVF so that we can combat Sincity and his RUFK
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 11:51am On Feb 11, 2008
@Ituen
Sorry boss it aint gonn happen again. embarassed
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 11:49am On Feb 11, 2008
@ Saucekid
Sorry boss it ain gonn repeat itself embarassed
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 10:58am On Feb 11, 2008
@ Ituen
Reportin 4 duty. Sorry i'm late
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by encubed(m): 3:23pm On Feb 08, 2008
Diamonds
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 2:49pm On Feb 08, 2008
Sneaks into rebel camp with d aid of an insider. plants bomb, walks away humming. bomb goes off in 10 , 9, 3, 2, 1
Gbosa!!
hopes Sincity is there @ time of explosion.
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 12:59pm On Feb 08, 2008
Emperoh:

Thanks but no thanks to you but as you have seen, you must be special for us to need you as you are a Blonde so how do we know you are special? Its simple, You must pass our PASS OUR TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

caught Sincity as he tries to abduct my 50" LCD TV.
Puts him under a devilish spell and hands him over to En-Cubed for Practicals.
Other Rebels BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank u 4 d vote of confidence.
Bundles Sincity up in a ghana must go bag and ships him 2 d boys in Bonny island
where he would spend sometime in solitary confinement until a ransome is paid.
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by encubed(m): 1:57pm On Feb 07, 2008
me 4 lyk 'future' 4 d movie i jus dey show from P.H now where i jus finished abductin d M.D of TOTAL.
contact me 4 any abduction or kidnappin scenes

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