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Religion / Re: Islamic Cleric Arrested Over 3-day Marathon Sex Deliverance From 'mammy Water' by ENDTIMES: 10:16pm On Aug 04, 2015
These evil spirits are always located in the v^gina
Politics / Re: Lady Spotted VP Yemi Osinbajo At An Eatery And This Happened... by ENDTIMES: 10:44am On Aug 02, 2015
[quote author=Goldmaxx post=36520660]Nonsense hw is it my

Sorry na land,I dey buy...

Your ban no be here ... I sure say e go long reach the land wey you buy. grin
Politics / Re: To Your Tents O South East? - Thisday by ENDTIMES: 12:54am On Aug 02, 2015
nnachukz:
I like history, it mostly repeats itself. Certain portion of the north didn't vote for Jonathan in 2011 and went to the street in protest when he won but he appointed their men into key positions. Now APC is displaying another type of politics to the happiness of their praise singers without considering the future effect of their actions.

I'm from south east and I will continue to blame Jonathan for his stupidity. A man that is evidently controlled by his wife doesn't have any reason being a husband talk less of president of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Willie Obiano Mourns As Husband, Wife & Son Who Died In Awka Accident Are Buried by ENDTIMES: 12:33am On Aug 02, 2015
Just to add, the governor offered scholarship to the three surviving children.

May God have mercy on them and bring them into His kingdom.

May He also console the family of Odinigwes and the entire Enugwu-ukwu people.

Anambra dili mma gaba!!
Politics / Re: Probe Threats: Buhari Begs Obasanjo - Guardiannewsusa.com by ENDTIMES: 11:44am On Jul 30, 2015
Any person that wants to solve Nigeria's problem must first say "MEA CULPA" and we will definitely understand.

Buhari should not pretend to be a saint at all, we know he is not, he should probe the hell out of OBJ (the self acclaimed father of Nigerian democracy and installer of Nigerian"good" presidents) and nothing will happen.

Obj does not mean well for this country if he has dossier on Buhari and is keeping it as a shield.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Gives Birth To A Boy (Photo) by ENDTIMES: 8:40pm On Jul 22, 2015
Whose dirty tattoo is holding the boy's pretty hand?

#Tattoo is disgusting#
Religion / Re: South African Preacher Who Fed His Congregation Snakes Arrested – Reports by ENDTIMES: 11:42pm On Jul 19, 2015
Kelvin0:
So Disgusting, he should be taking to a correctional facility. Even though Nigerians are overly religious i don't see this sh*t happening in Naijaembarassed

Nigerians will eat python for a miracle, u never see something.
Politics / Re: Marylin Ogar Redeployed To Borno Command Center by ENDTIMES: 10:58pm On Jul 19, 2015
Complete gobe!

Better she kill herself than commit suicide!!

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Family / Re: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by ENDTIMES: 9:05pm On Jul 10, 2015
Women should help men to start respecting them. This our d..k sha, na big problem for "womendom".
Family / Re: 23 Ways To Win Over Your Mother-in-law by ENDTIMES: 6:35pm On Jul 10, 2015
Is she a trophy? Once the marriage is done na she go struggle to win me.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians’ll Beg Us To Return In 2019 – PDP by ENDTIMES: 10:45pm On Jul 06, 2015
Na wa o!

Honestly we don't know the difference between apc now and former pdp, so in 2019 we will be praying for God to raise for us the messiah that will clear the country of apc/pdp mess.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Girlfriend Eating Pounded Yam With Efo Soup !! by ENDTIMES: 1:35am On Jul 06, 2015
misssclassy:
This is the problem with us Nigerians. We don't value what is ours. What's special about her eating Nigerian food?
Don't we eat foreign food everyday? Do these foreigners that we eat their food run to social media and celebrate it as a thing of note?

So what the hell is our problem?


She valued it so much she had to put it on social media. Every second Nigerians are posting pictures of their trip to any foreign land with pride, including vacations to Iraq.

I guess Mikel Obi deserves our commendation for the good work he has done on this Russian girl, a lot of guys in Nigeria are yet to even convince their girlfriends/wives to say a simple good morning to their folks.
Education / Re: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by ENDTIMES: 8:59pm On Jul 05, 2015
Ajuju nwale
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by ENDTIMES: 10:55pm On Jun 25, 2015
ronald4lif:
Would you'd rather she didn't tell you?. Come on, appreciate her open-mindedness and take it upon your self to improve your sex life. The both of you can have a discuss on how you can enhance and augment your game. It's nothing to worry about if you ask me. Just take it as a challenge and improve.

Improve to where? U are obviously single.

Op, if she is not satisfied with what you are offering now today is your MORNING.
Politics / Re: Wike Restores Omeha’s Rights As Former Governor by ENDTIMES: 10:32pm On Jun 25, 2015
polilopat:

Stop being bitter!

The truth is bitter to you. Omehia never existed in the eyes of the law.

Wike should start fixing Rivers state not fixing his "political friends".

You can imagine a whole day being used to redecorate omehia, na wa o!
Politics / Re: Non-indigenes In Rivers Petition Buhari Over Wike’s Sack Threat by ENDTIMES: 9:42pm On Jun 23, 2015
lygn19:

Go back to ur state and stop making noise...

You will sing "go back to your state" till the end of the world but nothing will happen. It will pain you deep into your skin but neither you nor woke can change the situation.

The battle had been lost and won from the day of creation.
Politics / Re: Non-indigenes In Rivers Petition Buhari Over Wike’s Sack Threat by ENDTIMES: 9:19pm On Jun 23, 2015
atlwireles:
You people have states outside Rivers, If you cannot stay in peace with Wike's government, then pack and leave. angry angry angry angry

Bush people who can't see beyond their nose, "indigeneship" has crippled Nigeria, it will soon take out its sight.
Politics / Re: See The Job Borno State Governor Appointed 5 People To Carry Out(Pictured) by ENDTIMES: 11:51pm On Jun 21, 2015
We complain not because 5 persons are going to do one job honestly, we complain because 5 persons are appointed to do one dishonest job.

Every political/governmental appointment is an avenue of stealing and waste of public resources.

Let us rise Nigerians and stop governmental waste, Buhari can't do it alone.
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by ENDTIMES: 11:38pm On Jun 21, 2015
Hollow argument
Crime / Re: Women Stripped At Onitsha Market For Stealing Bales Of Clothes (offensive Pics) by ENDTIMES: 3:15pm On Jun 19, 2015
Both of them are the luckiest thieves out of Onitsha, there mates are resting in "peace" under river Niger.

It calls for thanksgiving.
Sports / Re: Why Enyeama May Never Play For Nigeria Again by ENDTIMES: 7:11pm On Jun 16, 2015
Why shouldn't he tear the nonsense query, why should nff carry a match against Chad to kaduna (chad's home) and the one against south Africa to uyo (south Africa's home)?

There heads correct at all??
Politics / Re: Nigerians Reaction To The 9billion Naira Wardrobe Allowance On Twitter by ENDTIMES: 6:27pm On Jun 16, 2015
They know "Nigerians" will make noise this week and forget about it next week and"life" continues for the poor masses.

Ndi ara!!!

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Politics / Re: Workers' Salaries: States And Number Of Months They Owe - Vanguard (snapshot) by ENDTIMES: 3:06am On Jun 16, 2015
Almost all the oil producing states sad

Clear example of corruption and mismanagement of resources.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by ENDTIMES: 12:13am On Jun 15, 2015
femi4:
That's Mathematics. What you mean is that our destiny is in our hand

"Mathematical" is when you depend on the result of other teams to qualify, otherwise the chances of the four teams in the group are mathematical. For eg, USA needs to get a draw or avoid a defeat with two goals to qualify.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by ENDTIMES: 12:04am On Jun 15, 2015
Emilokoiyawon:
It always amuses me how Nigerian players and their fans ALWAYS pray to God for victory before any football match and yet they almost ALWAYS get defeated by countries who don't even believe in God. 56% of Germans don't believe in God, when Nigeria plays Germany Nigerian players pray to God and still get defeated by the atheist Germans. 82% of Swedes don't believe in God YET Nigeria (with all the prayer and 'nacking' their heads to the ground)
could only manage a 3-3 draw against them and celebrating like they won something. Nigerians lets ask ourselves some serious questions about God and football:

1. Germany is the current world cup champion - when was the last time you heard the German coach mention God in any of his press conference?
2. Spain was the former Champion - when was the last time you heard the Spain coach/technical team mention God?
3. Messi/Ronaldo are the best players in the world - when was the last time you heard any of them mention God?

In general, lets ask ourselves some serious questions about God and reality:
1. Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world - when was the last time you heard in mention God?
2. Denmark, Norway and Sweden - have the highest standard of living in the world and they are mostly atheists. What has God gotta do with it?

You never mentioned Brazil in all your analysis or neymar that was tying "Jesus" bandana just last week after Barcelona won champions league.

We pray no matter the circumstances.

Prayer is for thanksgiving and submission to God, it doesn't matter if our wishes are not granted.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by ENDTIMES: 11:51pm On Jun 14, 2015
Nigeria's chance is not mathematical, their destiny is completely in their hands. All they need is 2:0 against the US.

Come on Super Duper Falcons!!!

We are 1,000,000% behind you, you gals are pretty, fit and convincingly capable!!!!
Celebrities / Re: MTV Base Africa Replies Burna Boy by ENDTIMES: 12:17am On Jun 13, 2015
I don't read or watch anything burna boy, I'm always surprised whenever I see any headline about him, whether good or bad.

Just hope he doesn't also delude himself of having any talent.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Men Returning Stolen Money – El-rufai by ENDTIMES: 5:57pm On Jun 09, 2015
Mad people everywhere. Somebody that has stolen 2billion naira returns 1billion and he's called 'good samaritan' and 'patritic'? angry
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by ENDTIMES: 10:28pm On Jun 08, 2015
They should start paying Falcons super eagles allowance and super eagles falcons allowance, any super eagle wey no like am should decamp.
Politics / Re: Images: Three Most Backward And Poorly Governed Nigerian States by ENDTIMES: 9:10pm On Jun 08, 2015
After all these write up, what can be done to the goat nicknamed OCHENDO angry
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by ENDTIMES: 7:53pm On Jun 08, 2015
FIFA should allow south Africa participate in every tournament whether they qualify or not so that dstv will show the matches angry

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Releases New Photos As Fan Tells Him To Start A Clothing Line by ENDTIMES: 10:23pm On Jun 06, 2015
Agadi ekwenka!

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