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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

How many people sit down to discuss how to get married talk less of what will happen if the marriage crashes. 98% of Nigerian women are looking for husband and not a companion.

Pre-nuptial agreement, ha ha ha ha!

The match was excellent, the best I have ever seen played anywhere in the world in the last two years.

If they call this "friendly", I wonder what the world cup will be, obviously"war". FIFA should be ready.

I am seriously tempted to give them an A, but my lecturers made me believe that they can only give an A on their death bed, so, I will reluctantly give them a robust B.

OGBONNA IN ITALIAN TEAM?

So Italy has joined England in this modern slavery?

Chukwu melu anyi ebele!

bacteria_24: I don't know what's all the fuss about this qualification. It was an abysmal performance by the eagles and the Ethopians alike. Other teams that will make it to Brazil would love to have Nigeria in their group as it would mean guaranteed victory for them. Senegal v Cote D'Ivoire is on at the moment and you can appreciate the quality of the game on display unlike the NGA v ETH borefest.

Senegalese would be wishing they are Nigerians now, what matters is the result and not the pattern.

I wish the SE will win the world cup without playing well.
Oh how happy will I be on that day,oh 'skelewu' 'azonto' 'alingo', I don't even know what I will dance!

Afokesco: Plz What is the official website of the NSCDC?

we.that's all

Brown Ideye has no business with the Super Eagles.


I hope his club is not watching. It's that bad.

The man of the match and tournament is YAHAHA.

Time will tell on this verdict, it is Not the End for this brilliant talent.

I don't know why a simple case should be difficult in china.

The man should do plastic surgery for the children.

DEGREE2466: ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTION:

1. The dead cannot rise even if there is no burial at all

2. You dont expect people to leave their works and come from far and wide to spend hours with you just to go home on empty stomach.

3. The church you are accusing of extorting money from the bereaved or taking advandage of the dead also contribute money for the burial and if they did not collect their money then when will they collect it?

Am sorry to say this, the above answers are grossly wrong.

If you must eat after burial then don't come at all because your 'presence' as you have shown is to cause double wahala and headache for the owners of the dead body.

A Christian burial shouldn't take more than one hour and if you're sincere and ate breakfast in your house before coming to the burial, you should be sustained till you get bk to your house for lunch.

Burial these days are rudely abused and churches are not left out. We used to pay ACF to go for confession when we were young and it was later abolished by the Catholic church because one shouldn't pay to receive sacrament of penance.

Now the dead pays to receive sacrament of Extreme Unction. It's very wrong and will soon be abolished when the church realizes its folly.

How much have we paid Christ for our salvation?

The 'church' business is getting to a crescendo and will soon crash so that salvation and faith preached by Christ will take root!

If what happened today is eclipse, then eclipse happens about 100 times in year!

Dark and cloudy skies!

I no wan here this eclipse news again, my children are disappointed with me.

The forecast should have been rain not eclipse.

Port Harcourt

Incrizz: Okay.
Please could you expansiate, like in an intellectual way..? I'm interested in knowing his view point. Get..? Thanks.

An average guy can and most times gives his girlfriend money even when she has not asked but when she labels it 'rent', 'weavon', School fees' ..., that's when the issue starts and hence the flurry of comment on this thread.

If you doubt me, rephrase the topic tomorrow on nairaland as "when is it right to ask your boyfriend for money" and comments/opinions on nairaland will divide.

please like if you agree.

You can ask for money but never your rent.

You can't believe it, they are two different things in a man's mind.

US please reduce your sanctions on Iran, they are going senile.

Iran kept to their record of not having crossed the quarter finals and they are blaming Nigeria.

Fifa should make that coach apologize to Nigeria.

slimderek: Someone Please Tell me who and who Scored the Goals

1. Keshi

2. Siasia

3. Lagerback

4. Lagerfront.

dazzling d: Talabani or talibani....all sounds like taliban

Osam.a beget Ta.liban, Ta.liban beget Talaban, Talaban beget ... !

Hobashola: I av not heard or seen d word 'paedophille' used against this man..wait,is it 'cos he is xtian?

check your dictionary for the meaning of "yerima" its shorter to write than paedophile!

It's not in my place to say whether Jim is now even more possessed or not.

Kitipka gbagbu kwa ndi ara!!!

I must talk put for this thread..., no I go carry the thread go my house!

Super Eagles, Una well done, Jehovah nisi u too much!

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Here I am, send me!

Henrolla: Unnecessary spending. Still spendin on those who already have. This money can be used for other things. So what will be their reward if they by any chance win the world cup?...

Money cannot buy the joy their qualification will bring to Nigerians.

If they by any means win the world cup, Nigeria will shake and you will testify.

Nobody has mentioned this rocket was developed in a school in SE or by Igbos.

When it is good we are ONE NIGERIA.

Learn to respect every tribe because there is something good in every tribe.

The most insulted are usually the most intelligent and successful.

SE I hail Una!

Toktee: I wonder wether apga candidate is an educated person cos he have a problem with english language.

Yes, he "have" a problem! Your own English is out of Nigeria!

Jarus: and she can tweet couple of hours after her husband of three weeks was brutally murdered?

Social media is turning into another thing.

I thought I was alone on this. Hmmm!
Very very strange!

ehiblessing: I dont knw y all dis guys cant just keep dir response to thier selfs, its not their business salvation is personal

Salvation is personal as long as you don't put it on tv, otherwise it becomes commercial and we are morally bound to speak out.

Yeye dey smell!

No celebration or gathering in Port Harcourt

CP Mbu is watching with tear gas!

Let me assume those teachers wanted to protest against GEJ - the question is WHAT IS WRONG IN PROTESTING AGAINST THE PRESIDENT?

Will a protest not help a good leader know how his followers are feeling concerning his policies and so enable him to strategize better?

How many times did the Israelites protest against God and Moses and yet they were let into the promised land.

Today an MBU of a police force is dispersing Nigerians because he 'thinks' they want to air their grievances against a president that is unpopular in his first family, the PDP, talk less of Nigeria.

The only thing suppression of the masses will achieve for the president is a sudden and unprecedented breakdown of the system if little grievances cannot be allowed to keep the system in check.

Even a pressure cooker has a ventilating hole.

Mbu's insult on Amaechi is an insult to Jonathan and the good people of Rivers State.

zaragoza: Your useless gen no dey available?

The useless fuel got finished and there is no useless money to buy another one in this useless country!

The ASUU strike has really taken a big toll on everybody, students, parents, businessmen, all and sundry.

At this point it is important for ASUU and the so called government to note these basic facts.

1. Neither party can afford to bend for the other, otherwise what will you tell Nigerians is your reason for not doing so long before now.
2. If ASUU fails to achieve their demands from this strike, then that is the end of ASUU in this country.
3. Notwithstanding 1 above, the only party that can bend and should bend in this logjam now is the government - the reason being the real fear of no. 2.
4. Lastly, government adopted the old tactics of stretching ASUU to their limits hoping they will cave in but unlike be4, there is a written agreement of earlier discussions btwn the 2, so there's no room for further promises.

Therefore, wt the above in mind, the wiser of the two 'foolish' parties should read the lines and act, now there is still time before things get out of hand in the END!

Can you imagine this research?

If this resaerch was done by a Nigerian the whole world will call it "the dumbest research ever"!

What is the difference between this and the man that used magnets to prove that homosexualism is wrong.

I like D'banj as much as I like Don Jazzy.

No one can prove if this review of dkm was paid for, the only reason one can suggest that may be because of the quality of the album.

With due respect to Dbanj, it just didn't measure up and hence the speculation.

Any fan of Dbanj that loves good music will definitely regret spending a whole N100 to buy d cd. Dbanj should hurry back to the studio for a better deal and trust me, the fans are waiting.