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Romance › Re: Cruel Things Women Do To Men by Enegod(m): 9:55am On Jun 06, 2013
Afam4eva: I think there's a word for these kind of girls, "WITCHES".
Romance › Re: her fiancee does not want her to have any male friend by Enegod(m): 9:44am On Jun 06, 2013
哈哈哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 this is chinese english
Romance › Re: No More Pics On Nairaland by Enegod(m): 9:39am On Jun 06, 2013
Omavik: nt evry1 uploads tom n jerry
z that bucket urs(the picture background)? kai!....is that kinda bucket still in existance?!
Romance › Re: Operation Come Out Of The Friendzone! by Enegod(m): 9:25am On Jun 06, 2013
urchbarbie: lyk dat? How many gals did dat wit u yl coming outa d friendzone! Hmmmm! HIV check pls!
unles u are HIV positv dnt gv him dat punny...
Romance › Re: Operation Come Out Of The Friendzone! by Enegod(m): 8:40am On Jun 06, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Yes.. I bet he will know you like him then. wink
Romance › Re: Operation Come Out Of The Friendzone! by Enegod(m): 7:39pm On Jun 05, 2013
give him punny
Politics › Re: Nigerians Protest In London Over Jonathan's Dictatorial Tendencies by Enegod(m): 5:24pm On Jun 05, 2013
what is this?!
Romance › Re: Any Hope For Short Guyz? by Enegod(m): 9:45pm On Jun 02, 2013
Nomski0: I dont mind short guys......as long as we're not talking of dwarfs. I think they're kinda sexy....look at tom cruise or our very own iyanya
they ain't short..just average
Family › Re: Why Do Most Girls Gets So Fat After Marriage? by Enegod(m): 11:22am On Jun 02, 2013
honey86: Why do most guys develop pot-belly after marriage?.
bcoz their wives are overfeeding them...
Romance › Re: Why Do People Break Up Relationships? Is It Reasonable? Words of advice... by Enegod(m): 7:00am On Jun 02, 2013
there are atimes in a relationship one has to make a strong decision and walks away...not bcoz it favours him/her but bcoz it's the right thing to do...
Family › Re: Why Do Most Girls Gets So Fat After Marriage? by Enegod(m): 6:35am On Jun 02, 2013
ambrosini593: U re too funny o
Family › Re: Why Do Most Girls Gets So Fat After Marriage? by Enegod(m): 8:51am On Jun 01, 2013

Romance › Re: Which Nigerian Tribe Has Got The Most Romantic Females? by Enegod(m): 6:55pm On May 31, 2013
Monicasque: edo and igbo
Romance › Re: Which Nigerian Tribe Has Got The Most Romantic Females? by Enegod(m): 8:00am On May 31, 2013
Mindependent: It would have to be us ibos, we know the way to a mans heart wink ibo kwenu! But seriously you have not explored all yet, the ones you explored are learners sad
Crime › Re: It's No Crime Selling Human Parts - Suspect by Enegod(m): 7:50am On May 31, 2013
this is horror movie
Nairaland General › Re: 190 Vs Nigerian Girls by Enegod(m): 7:41am On May 31, 2013
Exponental: I think, he was either rap.ed or duped.
Family › Re: Please Advice! How To Guide A Child That Shows Early Sign Of Homosexuality. by Enegod(m): 7:38am On May 31, 2013
Romance › Re: .. by Enegod(m): 3:14pm On May 30, 2013
dnt worry, i will setup a commitee to look into that
Romance › Re: Post For Virgin Ladies ONLY by Enegod(m): 5:37am On May 30, 2013
Health › Re: How Can A Short Lady Increase Her Height? by Enegod(m): 9:26pm On May 29, 2013
if she is upto 20yrs old..there z no hope for her
Romance › Re: Letter To My Nigerian Ladies by Enegod(m): 5:34pm On May 29, 2013
truth is bitter..op you r on point..no mind those yeye girls
Romance › Re: Open Letter To Women by Enegod(m): 5:04pm On May 29, 2013
[b]I have sent you to a man’s house to be a
blessing to him and ‘help’ him achieve the
goals I gave him. He’s not like you at all.
He’s burly, quite insensitive. You’d be
surprised he might not even realize you’ve
come to help! So, to help your task and
protect you from being on the receiving
end of his imperfections here are some
vital instructions.
1. Don’t ever try to fix him, if he ever
develops a fault, I’m his manufacturer and
you will need to talk to me about him.
You’re his wife, not his God. I don’t
particularly like it when you think you can
change him and you attempt to take my
place.
2. Well, I’m your God too, but your
husband is my deputy in your life. To get
the best of him, you need to respect him
like you do me. Get more instructions on
this from your grandmother Sarah.
3. You will realize that he fumbles in many
things. I know you’re smart but resist the
urge to get in front of him and take charge
of things except he tells you to.
4. He’s a man of God but he’s still a man.
Remember an hungry man is an angry man
whether the hunger is for food or sex.
Don’t you ever play politics with him on
those issues.
5. He likes competing and winning, that’s
why he’s crazy about sports. But there’s an
area he doesn’t mind you being better-
character! So take advantage, be a better
lover, more humble, more patient, more
virtuous.
6. He enjoys attractive help mates, quite
more than is good for him. As you get into
helping him, don’t forget to stay attractive
as much as possible. I know its a tough
task but I know you can do it, you’re a
woman after all.
I’d give you more instructions later but
these are vitally important and can’t wait.
Whatever you face there, never forget why
you’re there. If you keep your eyes on the
goal of being a blessing to him, sooner than later he will come to adore you.[/b]
Romance › Re: Why Do Boys Cheat On Their Girlfriends by Enegod(m): 10:52pm On May 28, 2013
another kid
Romance › Re: Please Guyz, Need Ur Help; Pls Teach Me How To Ask A Lady Out. by Enegod(m): 9:56pm On May 28, 2013
daduke2k: Lol @ comments.
@op, stop a lady, and smile. Keep smiling and don't stop, u will see.
madness
Romance › Re: Please Guyz, Need Ur Help; Pls Teach Me How To Ask A Lady Out. by Enegod(m): 9:54pm On May 28, 2013
Monicasque: slow is always better. Do not just approach any person you see because sometimes the lady might not be a good girl. Identify the lady you like, follow her secretly to learn her ways,once you are sure that you like her,greet her, make small talk everyday when you see her, intentionally bump into her atleast once a day ( plan it) then once she is used to bumping into you and doing small talk with you, politely ask her if you can get her number then call her, maybe 3 times just asking how she is then send her a text message and ask her not to take you wrong but you really like her and you were wondering if you can get a chance to know her better, she be reluctant at first but do not loose hope as most ladies blv that if a man really wants her,he will chase her, then once she has softend up, ask her out. Take her for a movie ( not dinner because you have nothing to talk about since you do not know each other)then the next day call her to just say hi, the 3rd day ask her out for dinner, during dinner make small talk, ask about the movie yols watched, just general talk ( avoid getting too deep or talking much about yourselves as real ladies do not like guys who brag especialy about money etc, profesional success etc. After 4 days ask her out again but this time go somewhere relaxed like a nice park ( sort of picnic) then there you must tell her about your feelings for her. BLV me at this stage the girl will be head over hills inlove with you but just waiting for you to say it. Then begin to spend time together like maybe visit her after work or school for about an hour or so so that you can gradually learn about her, then she can also learn you more e.g now you can talk about work, family etc coz now she will be your woman
wot a load of crap!!!
Romance › Re: Do You Tell Your Friends What You And Your Partner Do Together? by Enegod(m): 1:16pm On May 28, 2013
xynerise: You must be a notorious student to answer your lecturer's question with a question undecided
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by Enegod(m): 6:52pm On May 27, 2013
wtf
Romance › Re: What Are Your Favorite Romantic Movies.. Foreign And Local!!! by Enegod(m): 5:15pm On May 27, 2013
190: the walking dead undecided

season 4 starts october 2013

thats my most romantic movie ever embarassed
you are on point i luv dat romantic movie die!

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