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Afam4eva: I think there's a word for these kind of girls, "WITCHES". |
哈哈哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 this is chinese english |
Omavik: nt evry1 uploads tom n jerryz that bucket urs(the picture background)? kai!....is that kinda bucket still in existance?! |
urchbarbie: lyk dat? How many gals did dat wit u yl coming outa d friendzone! Hmmmm! HIV check pls!unles u are HIV positv dnt gv him dat punny... |
SniperInADiaper: Yes.. I bet he will know you like him then. |
give him punny |
what is this?! |
Nomski0: I dont mind short guys......as long as we're not talking of dwarfs. I think they're kinda sexy....look at tom cruise or our very own iyanyathey ain't short..just average |
honey86: Why do most guys develop pot-belly after marriage?.bcoz their wives are overfeeding them... |
there are atimes in a relationship one has to make a strong decision and walks away...not bcoz it favours him/her but bcoz it's the right thing to do... |
ambrosini593: U re too funny o |
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Monicasque: edo and igbo |
Mindependent: It would have to be us ibos, we know the way to a mans heart |
this is horror movie |
Exponental: I think, he was either rap.ed or duped. |
dnt worry, i will setup a commitee to look into that |
if she is upto 20yrs old..there z no hope for her |
truth is bitter..op you r on point..no mind those yeye girls |
[b]I have sent you to a man’s house to be a blessing to him and ‘help’ him achieve the goals I gave him. He’s not like you at all. He’s burly, quite insensitive. You’d be surprised he might not even realize you’ve come to help! So, to help your task and protect you from being on the receiving end of his imperfections here are some vital instructions. 1. Don’t ever try to fix him, if he ever develops a fault, I’m his manufacturer and you will need to talk to me about him. You’re his wife, not his God. I don’t particularly like it when you think you can change him and you attempt to take my place. 2. Well, I’m your God too, but your husband is my deputy in your life. To get the best of him, you need to respect him like you do me. Get more instructions on this from your grandmother Sarah. 3. You will realize that he fumbles in many things. I know you’re smart but resist the urge to get in front of him and take charge of things except he tells you to. 4. He’s a man of God but he’s still a man. Remember an hungry man is an angry man whether the hunger is for food or sex. Don’t you ever play politics with him on those issues. 5. He likes competing and winning, that’s why he’s crazy about sports. But there’s an area he doesn’t mind you being better- character! So take advantage, be a better lover, more humble, more patient, more virtuous. 6. He enjoys attractive help mates, quite more than is good for him. As you get into helping him, don’t forget to stay attractive as much as possible. I know its a tough task but I know you can do it, you’re a woman after all. I’d give you more instructions later but these are vitally important and can’t wait. Whatever you face there, never forget why you’re there. If you keep your eyes on the goal of being a blessing to him, sooner than later he will come to adore you.[/b] |
another kid |
daduke2k: Lol @ comments.madness |
Monicasque: slow is always better. Do not just approach any person you see because sometimes the lady might not be a good girl. Identify the lady you like, follow her secretly to learn her ways,once you are sure that you like her,greet her, make small talk everyday when you see her, intentionally bump into her atleast once a day ( plan it) then once she is used to bumping into you and doing small talk with you, politely ask her if you can get her number then call her, maybe 3 times just asking how she is then send her a text message and ask her not to take you wrong but you really like her and you were wondering if you can get a chance to know her better, she be reluctant at first but do not loose hope as most ladies blv that if a man really wants her,he will chase her, then once she has softend up, ask her out. Take her for a movie ( not dinner because you have nothing to talk about since you do not know each other)then the next day call her to just say hi, the 3rd day ask her out for dinner, during dinner make small talk, ask about the movie yols watched, just general talk ( avoid getting too deep or talking much about yourselves as real ladies do not like guys who brag especialy about money etc, profesional success etc. After 4 days ask her out again but this time go somewhere relaxed like a nice park ( sort of picnic) then there you must tell her about your feelings for her. BLV me at this stage the girl will be head over hills inlove with you but just waiting for you to say it. Then begin to spend time together like maybe visit her after work or school for about an hour or so so that you can gradually learn about her, then she can also learn you more e.g now you can talk about work, family etc coz now she will be your womanwot a load of crap!!! |
xynerise: You must be a notorious student to answer your lecturer's question with a question |
wtf |
190: the walking deadyou are on point i luv dat romantic movie die! |
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