₦airaland Forum

HRHQueenPhil:
I wish nairaland can allow people change their usernames. Am sure ur username is the bone of contention

you have been noticed, unfortunately I’m engaged to dominique so I don’t have time for you

ransomed:
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Penalty is their winning strategy. You are ever destined to cry because your life is full of danger. Red devil .

e shock you? Sorry o

Op when are we going to shoot all of them?

kennyade3h:
I now see why those aboki no longer put enough onion in suya again

and suya no dey sweet without onions.

Any time I take Dominique out we buy suya, she eats the suya while I eat the onions. It is because of my love for her that I always sacrifice all the suya

ransomed:
When they are United in using penalty , special grammar is created to confuse readers.

cry me a river

olabolaji:
I heard bridge dey leak Small small for this victory o

yeye bridge wey go soon collapse

Ahappy:
my blood is red...
Arsenal,we're coming for you.

insha allah we go take assnal do palliatives

kiddkash:
wouldn't be a win without a penalty

wait make I bring drums for you to cry

We don send signals to assnal and I’m sure them don get am

Vickyrotex the result shock you abi?

Goaaaaaaasaaaal. Rashford got his art trick on a platter of goals

Reussite:
.....& It's 1-4.....Rashi on hattrick
GGMU!!!!

Omo see better breast calling

Fuckingmallam45:
Penalty already , VAR na our man,
4 already
Man U Dey give me joy abeg

shame on all our enemies that are looking for our downfall

Rashford should have tooked that penarity so as to get a art trick

Na palliative onions

Moderator change your scoreboard o, it is now tree kneel

See as our jersey fit cavani like sey dem born am with the jersey

olabolaji:
E don dey go easy easy now and the pain goes to a certain bridge

certain bridge wey na Julius Berger build for London

This na palliative goals o

VAR must favour us, we are not like Chelsea that is always owing UEFA

SweetCunt97:
Go take ur drug and also buy dick enlargement cream if yours is too tiny.

thanks grandma

Fuckingmallam45:
Jorginho won do Fernandez, I no fit laff oo

him think sey e easy

Diffpussies:
enemy of progress

na wetin? Stop mentioning my moniker

karnap:
jalingo and ekiti where are they taking it to

relocating them to Ghana

Tani o fe jeun omo? You think sey na everybody wan tey for school like lalasticlala, vickyrotex, fatymore, ajepako, mynd44, seunmohmoh, folake4u, funkebabee and funjosh who left secondary school in their late 20s?


Dominique the beans never done?

SweetCunt97:
Indeed

if I say make I try enter an, my thing go just dey swim inside am and dey slip out

Candidates of hell fire on parade

Amitez:
Buhari is "alive" but totally incapacitated, probably in the last stage of dementia. All of us recall when they held a presidential debate, he was not able to comprehend anything, leaving Osinbajo to answer most questions. That said, the young man posing as Buhari is a body double.

In conclusion, both Buhari and "Jubrin" are used interchangeably to deceive Nigeria.

na which one of them come dey sleep with Aisha in ze oza room? That woman is too young to be left alone

All I know is that I do not believe whatever I read on nairaland including the one that says that nairaland is owned by Seun Osewa

Obakashdee:
Shut up Oga
Like the girl didn spread her legs
Na the guy fault baa
Mtxhew nonsense

the girl no comot pant for am o

SweetCunt97:
Invite as in? Prick scarce abi na wetin? Mtcheeeeeew

your size dey scarce, no be every man get your size

stanisbaratheon:
Politically motivated because they ignored your request to lead them.

This man is the most foolish youth in politics.

no mind the modafoka