₦airaland Forum

Joythah:
I smell a rat

me na fowl play I smell.

fatymore:
Do you need new bedsheets, duvets,bedcovers or throw pillows of the same designs...


I am your plug for all of the above

mummy mi se e ta?

AngelicBeing:
Rubbish

real rubbish

Joblessness

jendhorlee:
I'm happy with this news i swear, all those Yahoo boys will now know EFCC mean business, let him go to jail, stupid boy
still came out to brag abt it like nothing is gonna happen. see d way he dey pose when he was arrested. him eyes go don clear now, nonsense

sharaaaaaaap. Tell your EFCC to go after those politicians that pushed our youths to go into crime

Like sey the girl no gbadun the kiss



tohyorsih what are we having for dinner tonight,yam and beans just dey hungry me walahi

Wetin we go do these Igbos in diaspora?

Political promise. Dat money na lie

lielbree:
He collect offering money and send to head quarters.

It is only redeem that have financial target for their pastor to contribute like bankers

are you serious? Na business them dey take the church do ni?

DaddyGngeess:
Him dey craze

walahi na real craze

Suicide just because of accommodation problem? Sorry I have no RIP to give you, because RIP is too expenses in Nigeria today

tohyorsih how far?

Good for them. Next time they won't take us for granted with their data

yomsad:
Kelechi ke... what is he doing there

selling fufu

Tohyorsih stop playing with my emotions else I will travel out and leave you here

King Mswati III of Swaziland declared in Mbabane Swaziland that men will from March 2019 be required to marry at least five wives or be jailed if they fail to do so.
The king, who has 15 wives and 25 children,While his father and predecessor has more than 70 wives and 150+ children revealed that Swaziland is facing a very serious problem as there are more women than men in his country. Men are therefore required and expected to take more wives so that every woman gets a husband.
The country which is known to be full of virgins, is also said to have more women than men. So, in a statement, king Mswati called for all men in the country to marry at least five wives and the government assured the men that it would pay for the marriage ceremonies and buy houses for them. King Mswati warned that any man or woman who opposes the decision “will face a life sentence”.
King Mswati III also invited South African men and men from other countries who feel they can manage more than one wife to come over to his country and get wives for themselves, FREE of charge.
The department of Home Affairs in South African revealed that it has seen an increasing number of men coming to get their passports sorted so they can travel to the country of Swaziland to get wives for them selves.



https://magicallyfocused./2017/04/24/marry-five-wives-or-be-jailed-king-mswati/amp/

ajepako:
Why would l pose with someone's car when l have mine?

Sule

photo or adonbelieve it

Just because na small size him get like seun, lala and funjosh

Calculating:
You need deliverance.

no, he needs stoning

Ajepako you see your life? Na my head catch you

E no go pass prick matter.

Just like prison is only meant to visit

Walahi she did the right thing. The guy na beast,na babes like ajepako fit marry am

Oloribu of nairaland

yomsad:
I'm available for sale

you can't be boughted for more the 5k

ajebuter:
Enemyofprogress/Babangbali/enemyofpeace/iyangbali will now be relocating to Ondo State because of cheap weed...

Salaro werey

wa do mi

I'm just waiting for tohyorsih to finish her masters and off we go, mi o le wa ku nitori Buhari

litaninja:
Go to UK, go to Canada, go to Estonia....or wherever.....but I beg you, DONT GO BACK TO NIGERIA.
The ship is sinking, the captain does not care....there are no lifeboats.

na true o. Even buhari and his family too go soon run away from Nigeria

ShyWhale:
I am a Nigerian in Germany with a German Masters degree. It's quite difficult to get professional jobs in Germany as an African as we are usually the last of the pack. The only luck I ever had was to get internships, internships that takes several months to get and usually only for short periods. The high percentage of Africans even with German Phds doing menial jobs is highly discouraging and depressing. Most are trapped in the race for survival and I can't imagine myself living life like them. I feel I could do better with my skills and education that spreads across Europe's top countries.

I made the decision to return to Nigeria, harness my skills and start up a processing company. At 25 and the sole breadwinner of an extended family, they are asking me to stay put, saying that the Nigerian environment is not good for business (I feel they are only scared of losing out on the goodies they get from me).

Also last year, the family introduced me to a female in the UK, talking about marriage to her. The said lady is a Nigerian within my age range, but born and raised in the UK. Though I have been to the UK severally to see her, I have made no commitments whatsoever as she is not the kind of lady I would marry all things being equal. She and the family have however given me a ultimatum to decide now.


What do you advice?

my only advice to you is that you should forget about the UK girl, I have fine fine sisters for you to marry here in Nigeria, with different sizes and shapes,their ringtones na follow come and they know how to speak in tongues pass calabria girls

No wonder Igbos no one go back to their erosion ravaging villages, dem wan claim Lagos by all means

tohyorsih:

seunprodigy13:
sharrrraaapppp dingbat

People are just committing suicide anyhow under this useless government

Donmedra:
Northerners should have their Own country.

Barbaric bastards

walahi I can't wait for them to go. Those people are beasts in human skin