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Ugliest couple ever liveth. He is getting married to his mother's mate

Divay22:

Leaving her things is more like marking her territory. So any girl that comes in would know there's an awaiting Mrs already.

just like you always do when we were together before I sent you packing

WarriFirstBorn:
There is this lady I was going out with. We were together for like 3 months. She always come to spend the weekend at my place. She would come Friday and sometimes leave on Sunday.
She didn't know that I was studying her all along. For the period of time this girl was visiting me, I can bet she didn't know where I kept my broom in the house. I always make sure there is food at whenever she visits. I will serve food for the both of us and will still be the one to clear the table and take the plates to the kitchen. She will still go to the kitchen sink to wash her hands and leave the plates there unwashed. Even if I decide to leave the plates there to see if she would wash them, she wouldn't. I will still have to wash it the next day. I will still be the one to prepare what we will eat for breakfast. I was watching her, but she didn't know.
One weekend also that I knew she would be coming, I purposely delayed cooking for that day. I made sure her coming coincided with my going to the market. In fact, I told her to meet me at the market, which she did. I was already done buying things when she came. We went home together. When we got home, I went straight to the kitchen and and started preparing the meal. It was Okro soup I prepared that day. All the while I was in the kitchen preparing the meal, aunty was at the sitting room lying down on the couch. One word, I didn't utter. Even while I brought the Okro to the dining table to grate, she saw me doing that and didn't even give a helping hand.
Lest I forgot, before she came, I purposely made the bedroom untidy. I had to scatter some of my clothes on my bed and on the floor. I left it that way. She went to the bedroom later and saw how it was. She came to the kitchen and told me how I left my room untidy. The only response I gave her was if she had ever come to my house and met my room in that state before. Due to the fact that she spent some time there in the room before coming back to the sitting room, I thought she was busy tidying it up. In my mind, I thought at least, she has passed that test. Lo and behold :owhen I went to the bedroom to get something, I met the room exactly as it was when she came. She even had to spread her cloth that she meant to wear on Sunday to church on the clothes on the bed. I just laughed, shook my head and walked away.
Back to the Okro I was grating at the sitting room ;I grated it without she giving a helping hand. I finished cooking the soup, made eba and took the food to the dining and told her dinner was ready. She came over, told me weldone and ate. Still, I was the one that cleared the table and washed the plates. I also moved over to the bedroom and cleared it and made the bed. We slept that night.
The next day again, aunty didn't locate the broom to sweep the house. I just told her that there is somewhere that I would be going to and won't be coming back till Sunday evening. I gave her transport money back home. She went to the bathroom to have her bath, while she was applying cream on her body, I overheard her talking to someone on the phone and asking the person if he would still be coming to my town for the wedding ceremony. She told her where he would meet her so they both could attend the wedding together. I just went to her and told her that that should be the last day she would ever step her feet on my place. That I don't want to ever see her again. She was busy asking what she did wrong. I told her I overhead her conversation on the phone. She was just busy giving unnecessary explanation that since she didn't want to go home that early, she remembered one of her church members was attending a wedding ceremony in My town, so she decided to call him to attend with him. I just told her that I have made up my mind. She should leave and never return again.

This is a girl that was always asking me when will I come to see her parents even when we were just a month old in the relationship. Whenever she brought that issue up, I will just be laughing inside of me. In my mind, I will just be saying 'this one isn't ready yet for marriage at all'.
That's how God safed me from her hands o.

So, I think once in a while, we guys should still allow our ladies to be spending the night so we really see who and what they are. Love is just not enough most times.

you for poison the bitch

Also when you want to get fokd till day break non stop/shouting, screaming and speaking in tongues to attract the landlord

emmazino:
May Allahu 4giv you Fool

insha Allah we go lose am. I want us to be beated

endlessjoy4all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWGeCt_Cv1Y

those two things on your chest na follow come abi na artificial?

Confused tribe of Biafra

NessaBoo:
You're troublesome joor!

wrong impression

mildflame:
P
Book haram why won't u like that

insha Allah we go lose am. I want us to be beated

Sambaby7640:
i wanted to..... But when i saw your moniker i felt it better to be silent

Na Simi spoil this music and video with her mosquito voice and body odour

forghon:
an animal is who u re slough for that matter

Rubbish holiday

Rubbish holiday

Rubbish

Andywinnie:
I rebuke you in Jesus Name.

yinmu, the thing wey you go chop tire. Dey there dey pretend

Andywinnie:
Is not only burn, is fry.

na doggy style go fit you o

Very ugly couple

NessaBoo:
Rude boy any day any time...Rudeboy is bae!!

me nko?

Na Simi spoil this music and video with her mosquito voice and body odour

BrainnewsNg:
lalasticlala

why are you calling him? Is he a staff of INEC or you just want his attention?

Olosho parading herself as celebrity

sunrothyme:
Bastard

insha Allah we go lose am. I want us to be beated

HavocGirlMile99:
What's your point

let's try it this weekend




R I P.. Michael Jackson....
I was not having a phone when you died.. Indeed you were a Great FOOTBALLER..

That's good



R I P.. Michael Jackson....
I was not having a phone when you died.. Indeed you were a Great FOOTBALLER..

ladyF:
Awwwww... He should appreciate his dad too, it took both of them to birth him.

e concern you?





Of all the various types of sex positions; Majority of men favour the Nkita abi doggy style the most. Though Doggy is good, it helps to hit the center of gravity and allows the sperm to travel faster.
whereas,some women do not favour this style but in other not to look odd before their men perhaps please the man they choose to knack this style at their own detriment. My sista speak out if Nkita style is not part of your ibongi ministry.
Basically those who cherish this Ikwokirikwo (sex) style the most are those 1minutes or micropricks men. they’re the ones as soon as ibongi mode is set, they’ll just flip the woman around to plug and eject sharply before they lose their erection or cum on themselves mainly the 1minute noodles men while the micropricks men since their carrot prick may not reach inside the pussy while on top, they kukuma turn the woman around to jolly themselves. #uwa bu ofu mbia

A man well-grounded in Ibongi actions, who loves you and has real interest in you will ‘sexplore’ all other styles and mesmerize his woman from head to toe. thereafter will opt for intimate face to face ibongi style that’s where the real bonding is, while using his hand, tongue and feet to send millions of kilowatts electric current all over your body - the lady’s ‘Aaaish Aaaah faster’ ringtone may bring down the Ibongi rooftop then. As a woman you sef need to reciprocate, don’t lie there like a dead vegetable.

My sista, if ya man favours Nkita (doggy) style immediately it’s time for ibongi without 1st electrifying your body with romance and other styles just know he is a 1minute man, he uses you as his cum wasteyard and he’s selfish/doesn’t know how to knack agbako – Ibongi; unless it’s a quickie/stolen ibongi, Nkita style may go.
according to Congress, uru di na ila otu
Note: hope una know humans copied doggy position from animal – dog?
#Wetin I Sabi sef?
#Off to my convent room

Datdeltagirl:
This is so funny, are the people rushing to die before

Of all the various types of sex positions; Majority of men favour the Nkita abi doggy style the most. Though Doggy is good, it helps to hit the center of gravity and allows the sperm to travel faster.
whereas,some women do not favour this style but in other not to look odd before their men perhaps please the man they choose to knack this style at their own detriment. My sista speak out if Nkita style is not part of your ibongi ministry.
Basically those who cherish this Ikwokirikwo (sex) style the most are those 1minutes or micropricks men. they’re the ones as soon as ibongi mode is set, they’ll just flip the woman around to plug and eject sharply before they lose their erection or cum on themselves mainly the 1minute noodles men while the micropricks men since their carrot prick may not reach inside the pussy while on top, they kukuma turn the woman around to jolly themselves. #uwa bu ofu mbia

A man well-grounded in Ibongi actions, who loves you and has real interest in you will ‘sexplore’ all other styles and mesmerize his woman from head to toe. thereafter will opt for intimate face to face ibongi style that’s where the real bonding is, while using his hand, tongue and feet to send millions of kilowatts electric current all over your body - the lady’s ‘Aaaish Aaaah faster’ ringtone may bring down the Ibongi rooftop then. As a woman you sef need to reciprocate, don’t lie there like a dead vegetable.

My sista, if ya man favours Nkita (doggy) style immediately it’s time for ibongi without 1st electrifying your body with romance and other styles just know he is a 1minute man, he uses you as his cum wasteyard and he’s selfish/doesn’t know how to knack agbako – Ibongi; unless it’s a quickie/stolen ibongi, Nkita style may go.
according to Congress, uru di na ila otu
Note: hope una know humans copied doggy position from animal – dog?
#Wetin I Sabi sef?
#Off to my convent room

HavocGirlMile99:
Ouch

Of all the various types of sex positions; Majority of men favour the Nkita abi doggy style the most. Though Doggy is good, it helps to hit the center of gravity and allows the sperm to travel faster.
whereas,some women do not favour this style but in other not to look odd before their men perhaps please the man they choose to knack this style at their own detriment. My sista speak out if Nkita style is not part of your ibongi ministry.
Basically those who cherish this Ikwokirikwo (sex) style the most are those 1minutes or micropricks men. they’re the ones as soon as ibongi mode is set, they’ll just flip the woman around to plug and eject sharply before they lose their erection or cum on themselves mainly the 1minute noodles men while the micropricks men since their carrot prick may not reach inside the pussy while on top, they kukuma turn the woman around to jolly themselves. #uwa bu ofu mbia

A man well-grounded in Ibongi actions, who loves you and has real interest in you will ‘sexplore’ all other styles and mesmerize his woman from head to toe. thereafter will opt for intimate face to face ibongi style that’s where the real bonding is, while using his hand, tongue and feet to send millions of kilowatts electric current all over your body - the lady’s ‘Aaaish Aaaah faster’ ringtone may bring down the Ibongi rooftop then. As a woman you sef need to reciprocate, don’t lie there like a dead vegetable.

My sista, if ya man favours Nkita (doggy) style immediately it’s time for ibongi without 1st electrifying your body with romance and other styles just know he is a 1minute man, he uses you as his cum wasteyard and he’s selfish/doesn’t know how to knack agbako – Ibongi; unless it’s a quickie/stolen ibongi, Nkita style may go.
according to Congress, uru di na ila otu
Note: hope una know humans copied doggy position from animal – dog?
#Wetin I Sabi sef?
#Off to my convent room

Ganduje wey just dey always get carry over for ordinary bribe na him go fit buy motor for person?

ylaa:
ah now i get you
ofcos, who no wan born?
but not with enemyof progress like you

why not? I am cool, gentle and easy going o. My cucumber go size you

NessaBoo:
That's very Unnecessary, what did she say or do now that qualifies her as a hoe, the way you guys throw that word around as if you fell from the sky or don't hv sisters.

barrister nessaboo

Smile4daddy:
Apart from my Mum, my sisters, my unborn daughters and my wife to be,

Every other women will continue to suffer.

They brought suffering and struggling to mankind.

God will pay them back in dubble.

craze dey worry you



Is sleeping with a married man or woman a sim?