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Her parents burned three ugly childrens

s3tt1ngz003:
And that's in Abeokuta? I have someone else who may be qualified

must you work in Abeokuta? You better break the shackles tying you down to Abeokuta

Go and argue that with the bible




No wonder ajepako, rokia2, abimbawealth, mukina2, osusumustflow and biacan always like to be on top whenever they are moaning and speaking in tongues

s3tt1ngz003:
Am good looking and smart but not tall. What Job requires been tall for ladies?

you're not qualified for the job I have for you(air hostess).

Her mouth odour no get part two

s3tt1ngz003:
pls am tired, am an ND holder, a female seriously looking for job in Abeokuta axis
Pls anybody with help pls get back to me thanks.

are you good looking,tall, smart, without mouth and body odours?if yes call me on 08051733115

Seylad2009:
Please check my signature for my mobile number.

ok

Seylad2009:
@ bolded Most good men are already taken
You're wrong, sir. Most good men have been deceived and broken down, which makes most of them turn into monster.
However, there are still many good men outside( myself inclusive), searching for just a fairly good lady but wahalai, it's very hard to come by not even in a religious gathering.

may I have your number pls. I have work for you

Jer6s:
Me?
You will need to cook me first

if I cook you then I will hate you

Jer6s:
When wrong, most people eat their words, I guess they often start first with letters
In your case, your H

I ate you two

Jer6s:
I am finding it difficult to PICTURE you doing that

why? I ate arrogant people

SoapQueen:
No, Father. I am a Virgin .

were you not the one I sawed at touch your toes hotel last weekend and you charged me five hundred naira?

IJOBA2:
YOU ATE YOUR FELLOW HUMAN BEING

yes I ate him

HeWrites:
Heeeei!

RIP English

I ate you two

Only God will safe us from the hands of these Fulani herdsmen

Arrogant bastard. I ate the man

Harmoneasy:
This is a welcome development,
I pray it works really well out...

I pray it doesn't work

Buhari mouth odour no go get part two

Na ibo girl, they are just like Fulani herdsmen, very heartless

[quote author= post=67856763]Take her to a psychologist[/quote]especially the one with a very long and big prick

Na wa o, person no fit fok in peace again for inside latrine again?

Yewandequeen:
The 30secs dude

Weldone

dem take prick swear for you? See as you look like a shot put

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

See as they all radiating with mouth and body odours

BankeSmalls:

why you dey open teeth like person wey just see her monthly period?

The list will be incomplete with my favourites


Eba

Akpu

Bread and beans

Pounded yam

Porridge

Palmwine

Rice and beans

Yam and beans

Lalas247:
Have u seen my bweast before oniranu

yes I have. Several times at touch your toes hotel

Lalas247:
maybe u like her ... free her jorjor.. leave my soaplady alone .. her eyes are beautiful fierce maybe its pulling u in

but her bweast have digest just like yours

SoapQueen:
I could easily understand why you could easily despise me. Thanks for the mention! No bad blood!

your bweast have digest

swiz123:
I hope she can moan

my own is for her to speak in tongues

Sheken change

Who wan do frog jump?






NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!
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Dear women,

To: All Zee World, African Magic, E! Entertainment, Fashion one, ROK & Telemundo Fanatics.
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Date: 23rd may, 2018

Subject: WARNING!

This serves to inform you all that World Cup is commencing next month.

Therefore, effective 12th june, 2018, you are hereby humbly asked to play a vital role in reducing cases of Gender-Based /Domestic Violence by keeping your hands off all remote controls when there is a football match. Especially when it is Nigeria, brazil, spain, Germany, Argentina, france, England, mexico, japan, or Uruguay playing.

Be further warned that asking questions like, "is that Iwobi, keshi, Edwardo, Omokachi, Onazil, Mikel, Moses, Victor, Enyeama, Rashidi Yekini kicking the ball?" is not allowed because we are going to be very focused while watching these matches, please during the half time do not say baby let me just check Telemundo for a minute because this may surely result in men being arrested for Gender- Based / Domestic Violence.

Kindly do us a favour by attending Women's Meetings, Church service and programs/gatherings, Baby showers, Kitchen parties, Facebook friends female hangouts, regularly on weekends and week days. You can even go to your father's house for this period no problem.

Your utmost co-operation in this matter would be highly appreciated. That is why we are giving you all a whole one month notice to avoid claims of impromptu notice. Thank you all for your understanding and love. We love you all deeply.

Yours sincerely,
Husbands/ World Soccer Fans Club Secretary

Distribution:
Cc : Federal Ministry of Women's Affairs
Cc: I.G. of Police
Cc: Victim Support unit.
Cc: All women leaders
Cc: Friends
Cc: in-law
Cc: CAN