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M4A1carbine:

that picture explains how the tinubus of this life are feeding out of the future of the youths

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAiGDeWM72Q

How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies (Video)



https://www.instagram.com/p/ChncTSlLgRf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

the same way you swindle people of their money with the promise of whatever

Bjteensdes24:
Yeeeeeeeeh! Me wey be say I just reach house that afternoon con dey go viewing center to watch, on my way I check scores and see 2-0 I think say na Chelsea dey lead omo I don turn back already say wetin I wan go do for vc until a Chelsea fan messaged me on WhatsApp tell me say dem dey loose rushed to live scores back to check again o and see say na Leeds dey house get 2-0 true true that moral come from no where o no be small quickly turn back again to vc o to banter dem fans

that's the fun for weekends

Madmazel99:
Watching it alone, I hate noise from viewing centres. Watching it in a bar is not really fun I will be distracted by other things.

when you are watching chelsea vs leeds alone and leeds is beating the hell outa chelsea
are you not tempted to be in the viewing center and hear the tanrums?

Ghallant01:
I prefer viewing center, because of the hilarious vibe.

the yabbings and funny people around

Useless program meant to mindcontrol the youths.
Who wants to be a millionaire helps one to pursue knowledge
Yet few thousands or millions is given to the participants.
But here we glorify bbnaija,a program that doesn't add any value to the youths.
The youths even seem useless.
That's why the FG and ASUU can keep youths at home while their kids are graduating in oversea universities.
Yet youths are supporting tinubu and atiku

Ceenaija:
Darling self, which engagement. Peter Obi who has been going from on station granting interview to the press.

Dalung is afraid of accountability.
A Nigeria where money can no longer be shared among party cronies.
That's the same reason Dino melaye is afraid.
For these fools,Peter Obi is a threat

Trinitycian:
What tribal sentiments? On what grounds should they vote APC ?

you have time to quote people who have no conscience

ElSudani:
This is what you would expect from a true leader. Not the one who will encourage his supporters to engage in all sorts of antisocial behavior thinking it somehow helps his cause.
One of his supporters was seen brandishing a gun yet he didn't distance his campaign from such people.

is Tinubu not the same person who went to osun state and told his supporters how others will labor to death?
Tinubu will make us miss buhari

jamace:
Did Samson kill a lion with sticks or bare hands?

bare hands

jamace:
With their bare hands or with weapons?

with stick, should I give you stick to chase a lion?

jamace:
Pls, name those men stronger than Samson. We want to be enlightened.

every Masai warrior in Kenya can chase away Lions and even kill them

rhames:
What you forgot to tell us: he was a black man of African Descent.

a Rasta with dreadlocks
Moreover, Lions are indigenous to Africa

ChizzyBuna:
This is why i SIN, smoke and chase women
Because i know that God will Always Accept Me No Matter What I Do
God is a Merciful God

your sin is against yourself,your body,your soul.
Your sin doesn't affect God.
If out of promiscuous life,you contract STDs,how does that affect God?
If you smoke nicotine and get lung cancer,how does that affect God?
If you become a habitual drunkard translating into a society laughing stock,how does that affect God.
In the book of Job,one of Job's friend told him"God is in the heavens,if you sin,your sin can only affect your fellow man,not God.
We are sinning against our body and soul not against God.
The earlier we know this the better for us

jesusjnr2020:
So in a nutshell, you don't believe the story right?

the Masai chase lions

hopefulLandlord:
Story of Samson is arguably the most absurd story ever!!!!

Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines.

Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:

1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..


People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2

No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed


Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.


Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to now give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..

Aba!!! bible stories??

Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.

These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.

The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff; but christians believe this story!! infact they have an obligation to

it's actually an astrological story of the god of war(Mars) becoming weak in the house of Venus.
Venus bribed by the enemies of the God of war,helped to trap the god of war.
The bible is a very great codebook.
It's not for fools

blazingblender:
baba focus with your careless capping
What do you know is ipob??

why are you talking to that fool?
One day I will read a news of him in nairaland.
I have created the moment and have animated the moment.

Amenamen1:
have you eaten today ?

e pain you?
I can feed you.

Nukilia:
Russia sneezes and the world catches the flu

This is a case where the Russia that is supposed to be sanctioning NATO is quiet while the powerless nato is making noise.
Russia can end Europe,just destroy the zaporinzhia nuclear plant and Europe goes under ash.
Instead of Europe to shut up and respect Russia,they are forming Boss thinking Russia is Libya

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Russia be forming bad guy

they are not forming bad guy.
They are bad guyses

Ibadanpikin:
LAGOS is a no mans land.

Yoruba have 4 and half states.
Igbos and hausas own Lagos.
OSUN will soon go illorin way.

Ibadanpikin:
LAGOS is a no mans land.

Yoruba have 4 and half states.
Igbos and hausas own Lagos.
OSUN will soon go illorin way

If insurgency last 24 hours,the government have a hand in it
Abacha talk am,no be me talk am

Creamypie:
Easterners no dey joke with property inheritance oh

tell fulanis that it's a suicide mission trying to take lands in the East.
Ubakala,unubi,Abiriba,Mbieri are the eternal codes

Amodi470:
Bros, He didn't mention names

I am mentioning names.
These bastards are CIA agents.
The dead ones are buka suka dimka and co.
The unknown soldier who saved ibb during Gideon orkar coup is also CIA.
Nigeria is so messed up by CIA agents that I was laughing at abacha who was running away from CIA when their agents are all over the military

BigYash:
And some go say African magic no dey exist

it's science, negative energy on ether.
If you understand

Abdusalami abubakar,gusau,ibb and obj are the generals that sold Nigeria to USA

lansile:
As those cattle die so is Obi 2023 presidential chance dies.

as Obi chances die,the unity of Nigeria gets more threatened.
All igbos will now believe what ipob is saying

Nigerians mark my words
IF TINUBU BECOMES PRESIDENT
HE WILL CRY LIKE GOAT INSIDE ASO VILLA.
AND NO ONE WILL BE AROUND TO HELP HIM.
SHETIMA WANTS TO DO TO TUNUBU WHAT SHEHU YAR ADUA DID TO OBASANJO.
SHETIMA WILL BE THE REAL PRESIDENT UNDER THREAT OF BOKO HARAM ELEMENTS THAT WILL LITTER THE VILLA

[quote author=Ropostic120 post=116235672][/quote]do you believe in Ansu fati?
If you do,you will know that buying lewandoski is better for us.
Two or three years for fati to develop into the evil beast he is destined for
But buying haaland will definitely kill off or hamper the new generation Barca project.
We don't abort our project halfway.
I hope you understand
The Barca of the next ten years is built around fati,gavi,pedri,Eric,balde, Pablo Torre,
I hope frenkie makes the project

Lionstep:
Ok......love no favor titanic again too....I talk am Say love don die since.

he is correcting his mistakes in the Titanic

This bastard that masterminded the kidnap of chibok girls thinking we didn't know.
I will rather have a corrupt atiku than a jihadist in Abuja