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victorian:
Do u know I once dated a guy of 38years old. He stays in a two bedroom flat.

Guess what he complained about when I visited him?

He complained I cooked two packs of indomie in his house. Instead of one. And I can eat o.

Two packet of indomie, for a whole day o and he was complaining.

My sister, I told him abeg no vex, sorry. I want to go back to my house.

As indomie has become a thing of contention.


God forbid! Indomie will be my problem in this life. I reject it!

I asked him how much did u buy the two packets? Cos I wanted to give him. His. Money there and then. He said its not about the money but how come I ate two packets of that hungry man pack for a whole day.

I didn't eat afternoon food o

I didn't eat night food, except the remaining portion of the indomie that I remained.

I shared the two packets of hungry man to last me, morning and night. He is complaining.


God fire poverty! God forbid


In my house, I know what I eat, that's why am this frosh.. Nope be by mouth! Na fact!

If a man cannot conveniently provide real food for his gf, except indomie. Then what business does he have thinking of marriage.
I left the next day!
I got home, ate yam and beans with assorted beef in the morning and evening I took egusi, and Fufu. I relaxed and slept well. Am happy am back to my house.

I no come this life, for one man to come suffer mi. God forbid.

from yr comments I can understand y u r so bitter about marriage.u r carrying alot psychological baggage n attitude problem .u v dis air of "l know it all so dnt fu..k with me".who told u yr husband /boyfriend v to replicate everything dat happen in yr home . Marriage is a gud thing.just find yr right partner.

Am just looking at league table.if we can win all our fixtures dis festive period den top 4 might just b near

Arsenal is fu..king up.l was expecting a gud n competitive match.

Oasis007:


Do we still want Poch or OGS should be tried out and perhaps get the Job?!

bro dats is too harsh Na.poch v been trying but frankly I don't feel he can give us trophies.As for ole time will tell

patrickmuf:
Spurs lack that bit of drive to get you over the line.

wolves beat spurs.cardiff defeated liciester.d former were flying in their last two matches while Cardiff v been struggling.welcome to EPL

360degreess:
fake news everywhere

y is it Everytime presidential election is approaching dat boko haram activities always increases?d same thing happened Last presidential election.Apc used it as a weapon against Jonathan.Now is payback time.Karma is a bitch n unforgiving.

chuksanambra:
Because you're a coward who has suffered deprivation doesn't everyone shares your cowardice.

Just last week, this same Davido was chased off a stage in PH and nothing happened.

Before this show, they denied him use of Eko Atlantic and he was crying on social media.

If he tries nonsense, there are people that would deal with him and nothing would happen. You think Davido can stand gang violence? Let him ask of what boys did to Damoche.

dnt mind dat bro.no matter how rugged u r when men decide is yr time to leave dis earth u will go.ask 2pac , biggie n Abacha .

BiafraBushBoy:
Awww... I completely understand your point and believe me, it is so valid.

I might be too limited here to explain what blowing your trumpet means, the effects, and results business wise.

I was speaking to a young group during their graduation ceremony in Lagos a few months ago, and it was strictly on the difference between being proud and blowing one's trumpet.

The BBN that held saw a whole lot of people in it, but why are the following people CeeCee, Nina, and Alex getting all the endorsements?

No matter what happens, Toke Makinwa will always be a high paid OAP above others because she is a name people know.

Humans are typically self-centered when it comes to dealings in life... if you don't make them see value in you, you would be lost in the crowd and offer nothing nor generate business. especially if an individual wants to become a brand.

Now you understand why Bet9ja is one of the popular betting names in Nigeria - because they spend an apprx of $5million every quater on adverts alone.

I founded some start-ups in Nigeria, and Nairaland is a means to an end.

Have a wonderful night dear, feel free to ask questions if you wish.

all these write up because a girl said u r too loud ? Business world is different relationship.respect.

Bukasint:
Research what? as a Doctor I have seen them in clinic. Those with Lung cancer and Obstructive lung disease. Which research? Na for your own good oooooo not mine. Smoking( whether weed oooooooo or cigarette oooooooo) is a risk factor for some many Lung and heart disease. Oga check google okay.

bro leave him.when d thing set he will remember u.even those dat produce cigarettes said smokers r likely to die young.

N0favors:
You trying to play cool after taking side with her?

Gtfo my mention b

bro am i missing something here? What is d beef against Pocahontas dat cannot b put to rest? Is people dat were emotionally attached to each other dat behave like dis.na be bf n gf before?

Oasis007:
"Hopefully the front 3 of Romelu, Alexis and Martial - that is not a bad three to have ready. So towards the End, when you are 2 - 0 or 3 - 0 up, if you can put Players with Pace on then that makes a Difference when you score three at Home.

"If you know you have 3 Lads waiting to get on, then that's great."

- Ole Gunner Solskjaer

lukaku shud continue his compassionate leave.we dnt need him

eph12:
I think it was even last 20 minutes sef

u guys should pity mourino Na.u guys v nt answered my question - y r we now suddenly scoring goals? Is it ole formation or what?

codedguy1:
We do, but as long as we continue to score at least 3goals per game and win, I am fine.

Mourinho Mourinho Mourinho

please dnt mention mourino here again! Suddenly our players can play gud football.we need to buy defender by January sha

MrJanuzaj:
Lol. And ofcourse the scores will remain 1-0 , with us doing a lot of defending, then 86 mins he will bring in Damian for Rashford to salvage the hard fought 1-0 victory. Next match he will bench Rashford for showing too much footwork, and bench luke shaw for allowing that Huddersfield chance that drew that save from DDG. He will call Pogba the virus in the team for not releasing ball on time, bench him and start Mctominay

lol.... Exactly!

SIRcumalot:
City don enter am.

what is happening to city? Dey r collapsing.like play like play dey will start struggling for top 4

Why r we suddenly scoring goals? Mourino was just too defensive.maybe for once de gea might v a clean sheet

larride:
We should be able to dispatch Huddersfield comfortably. Clean sheet for DDG is the Christmas gift I want.

dispatching Huddersfield I will agree to but DDG ving clean sheet can't b guarantee . Our back defense is nt solid enough yet.frankly am nt really afraid of our next 3fixtures.may all top five teams above us lose today especially Liverpool.Amen

PreciousJuice:
, you guys are too funny, what power do you think Trump has over Nigeria, KANU keeps taking you for fools, Trump ko Putin ni,
Ask yourself, how was it possible for an alleged Sudanese named Jubril to face the joint NASS?? When it was in the same gathering the patrons of fake reports and propaganda are seated!??
I want to seize this opportunity to demystify the alleged accusation of a Jubril in Aso rock, its quite dramatic and equally astonishing how the president was thought dead but with God's intervention overcame the illness and evil thoughts being spread by agents of confusion, THE GENERAL @PMB , was never dead nor replaced, am sure the healthy and youthful looks on him got illiterates wondering how an old man above 75yrs could recover so well,
Truth is THE GENERAL can not recover naturally in that manner considering his age, however, people must know about the process of COSMETIC SURGERY,
Am 100% sure it was the process ( COSMETIC SURGERY) that THE GENERAL went through to give him such healthy and youthful looks, which is very appropriate, as the president MUST look good as possible, he stands as the country's image and no1 citizen, World leaders such as Vladimir Putin of Russia and Donald Trump of USA all undergo the process of COSMETIC SURGERY to keep their looks as youthful as possible.
God bless Nigeria

nothing like cosmetic surgery.Buhari was seriously sick when he assumed power hence d emaciated n gaunt looks.He has overcome d sickness hence d healthy looks after all he has all money at his disposal.Kanu is paranoid n sick.dat incarceration did something to his brain.for some people to believe him show how myopic dey r

eph12:
OGS wasn't given a permanent deal. Everyone knows that his job until summer is to have the players believing in themselves again and play attacking football as a team, not individually. I don't think anyone really really expect him to make top 4 or win any major trophy this year so chill, it's Christmas

l v already chill bro.for once am really looking forward to our next match!

oxygenlove:
yes o... ordinary Cardiff.... if mou*,,,, utd will be packing bus against them..allowing them(ordinary Cardiff) dominate and ending up playing draw

gbam.u r spot on.i think alot of people r missing d point.is nt our winning dat is d issue here.is free flow football dat we exhibited.for once after a long time I enjoyed man utd play.

DEGABA:
Saying that Cardiff is a small club is like saying that crystal palace is a small club too.there is no small club in EPL. Before this match I think palace is only a point above Cardiff if am not mistaken yet the beat City at Etihad.
Common, give kudos to the lads and the manager even if he gets instructions from SAF, what matters is let them deliver good result with entertaining football we are used to during SAF days.

OK but remember moyes,van gaal n Ryan did d same thing at their first game in charge tough number of goals scored wasn't as high as dis.dnt get me wrong bro.l really wish we can get it right.

Is too early to assess ole because Cardiff is a small football club n is ole first game but what I like here is ourfree flow football n taking risk.whether ole can sustain dis against a tougher club is another ball game entirely.yes sir Alex tried for us but I don't like d way ole is worship him n taking instructions from him.he is nt God.ole shud carve out his own football philosophy.is nt everything sir Alex tell him he shud follow.football is enlvovi ng .for now I keep my fingers cross.next couple of months will decide whether he is good or nt.

GloryIsaac:
We no dey among the top clubs for now, so we no get wahala

lol.... abi o

Dis one top clubs r losing in EPL so hope d virus will nt spread to man utd!. GGMU

thorrvik55:
Where lukaku na

my brother take time o.he shud b ban from old Trafford.lukaku is an embarrassment.Boys dat plays Street football in Nigeria play better dan him.

Oasis007:


Didn't know he's still a United Player!

lol ..... but honestly I don't think ole can manage man utd.i know is temporary but I just v d gut feeling we r going to lament very soon.

Tundexxy:
But sent Molde in Norway to second place this season

how can u b comparing Norway league to premiership?

dauddy97:
I am actually dating a cele girl over a year now. I haven't found anything fetish from her. Beautiful, easy going and trust worthy. she nearly killed herself when I wanted to live her alone. Well, I believe nothing is wrong with this Cele girl I am dating. Funniest part is that, she agrees to convert to Muslim if she eventually get married to me.

make una do real quarrel first unto say u wan leave am den u will know y people r afraid of cele girls!

[quote author=MRTA7 post=73952423]Jose Sacked! Thank God.[/quote is dis really true?

oluwatosink:
Mourinho is a failure..
But he is always lucky to win trophies..

emphatic no.mourino was never lucky in winning trophies.he work hard for dem.but now those tatics he used is now outdated.teams r wiser now.he shud take one yr holiday n reinvent himself

Lana1:
Haven't u heard? We play better without Pogba

bro we v nothing to lose.let pogba come in!

Lol.... lukaku shud b playing in lower division.he can't even control ball.l don't know y he is still on d field!