₦airaland Forum

LordScent:
Your moniker sounds like EBORA OWU


#justSaying

Is it by moniker?
Its actually Engr. Obiorah

Somebody should nominate me na

Some facts about Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - When he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.


Mynd44 come and laugh with me

nigerianvenom:
Are u schooling in bida?

Ex corp member

frenchwine:
Are you kidding me? The same Bida where I dey? No light for upward of 3weeks now, and I mean it. Around General Hospital axis

I dey near Emir palace

Yuneehk:
Amam na I ma Igbo asu k'aria m. Ewele-iwe mpa ochie .



Ehn! Before m'echefuo, I ma na ndi Ikedc wetara oku anyi from 9pm echi gara aga rute ututu ta. O ga-awu next week before anyi ahu zie oku ozor

So imacha asu asusu igbo?
Ekele diri chineke

Seriously there is nothing special about this girl and the sis, nothing fantastic at all
She is just being overhyped.
No hard feelings just saying my mind

OP Remove Niger state from here. They dont give us even 1kobo

abdyak27:
to me, I think he should. issues as big as this does not even hapn in other countries, u will see Ppl stepping down... if he resign nw, better 4him b4 d court hit him wit a bigger offense.

Because he is not d president that doesnt have a mere WAEC cert?

Thebachelor:
Imbeciles!!!

By their comments you shall know them.......

Please be just. Where is our president's WAEC cert

A new militant group, the Niger Delta Red Squad (NDRS), which has carried out attacks on oil facilities in Imo state, has threatened to unleash more attacks in the future.

In the current threat by the group, signed by one General Don Wannie, the militants threatened to attack some government and oil facilities in Imo state.

According to Vanguard, the group fumed that oil producing communities have nothing to show for the many years of oil exploration and exploitation.

“Oil companies started operation in our community since 1957, but up till date, we have nothing to show as benefit. For Imo State government, we will make sure you make no further gains from Ohaji/Egbema.

“Since God’s creation, neither Imo State government nor oil companies have remembered us. We have been neglected and abandoned. No electricity. No tarred roads. No drinking water. No hospital. No youth employment or empowerment. We shall destroy everything in Imo State that was built with our oil money,” NDRS stated.

The group which claimed responsibility for an attack on a facility operated by Shell Petroleum Development Company in Awarra, Ohaji/Egbema local council area of the state promised to inflict maximum damage to oil facilities, if Ohaji/Egbema communities are not given due benefits from their oil resource.


The militants equally promised an imminent attack on the facilities of Waltersmith Petroleum Oil Limited.

NDRS said: “We will let them know that the security which they claim to have is insufficient. So, they should go and hire more because we are coming to attack them any moment from now.”

Meanwhile, the Members of the Delta Waterways Security Committee (DWSC) have warned the Niger Delta Avengers to stop bombing of pipelines or risk confrontation with Itsekiri people.

Vanguard reports that Comrade Omolubi Newuwum who is an ex-Itsekiri warlord said the bombing of pipelines in the region by the Avengers was provoking the Itsekiri people.

He said the reason why the people are not taking up arms against the government was because they were peaceful.

https://www.naij.com/875535-tension-biafra-militants-declare-war.html

Lalasticlala remember this?

Proffdada:
some fasts have just been broken like kilode

You haf finished me

28 People die In istanbul suicide bomb attack

Ishilove:
You still haven't changed.

No mind am

No light in bida Niger State for over a week now. Power state indeed

So no joy stick for him again?
No bleeping

Yuneehk:
Let's say 5hours weekly

That is 43minutes daily.
Equivalent to flashing

Yuneehk:
Let's say 5hours weekly

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mast555:
what are you talking about. its a usual site that we all know about.

Post it here

If you are not posting it here, keep ur info to urself.
Nobody is clicking dat link

macof:
what dictionary told you that oluwa has anything to do with your religion?

I hope you know that Sango, Oduduwa, Orunmila etc are Oluwas in yorubaland?

You are talking poo.
I asked a simple question.
He is an atheist, which means he doesnt believe in any god, den wat is oluwa which means god still doin in his name?

macof:
what dictionary told you that oluwa has anything to do with your religion?

I hope you know that Sango, Oduduwa, Orunmila etc are Oluwas in yorubaland?

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A nation of 330000 people

Freiburger:
Seun stop hiding some people's comments here. They are not breaking any rule, only trying to air their view. I believe they should be given the chance to.

Dey go hide dis one now
Mine was hidden

macof:
stop this please. the name "Mark" is actually more pagan than Christian. the Romans had this name in honor of the God of War - Mars

and Seun has nothing to do with Christianity or islam. ..it's a plain yoruba name

Full name OLUWASEUN
Wats d full meaning abeg?

ForeverYoung197:
OK. But do you possessed all those 7 traits of a Shy Guy with no Exceptions?
If yes, then I must tell the OP that I found one

Yes

(1) Being an atheist means you do not believe in any deity(god).
Please can u kindly remove the oluwa in your name?
Oluwaseun-Thank God
Which god are you thanking?

(2) In how many facebook posts has Mr Zuckerberg said he is an atheist? He keeps it to himself.

(3) If you need a prove that there is a supreme being(God), the story of my life is more than enough to explain dat to u

ForeverYoung197:
so, are you a shy guy?

Truthfully, yes