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Kingsley1000:
mine baby

Your baby is fine.....including the eyelash, contact lens, nd filter

johnydon22:
With boo of life . . .

........
This are the kind of girls that should be called "baby"
Lol

apholaryn:
u're very correct.
Mc; any form of side piece ,side chick ,Jump Off( no b Jimmy o) won't share or take over the groom's long fat d1ck that belongs to this beautiful bride alone in Chisos name

Groom; thinkin* wetin dey do dis mc na.who send u all rubbish u dey spew* amen partially

Bride; Amen ,Eleda mummy me o no je.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

apholaryn:
u

Sir?

Nessa12:
Me?
Well. I felt pretty when my boyfriend said "You're Beautiful".. A day to remember

So he has said that just once??
U need to sell that boi...
Ma girl gets that every single moment I can say it...
Nd I say it more Dan once a day......
Every girl deserves compliments from her man.

Mine is Alison and her 13billion
Without the 13billion the crush is over

A lot of advantages.....
The man has enough options for blood money
#lol

Looks like they were praying to me.....
Mc has her eyes closed
Groom has his eyes closed, cap off and head bowed
Wife has her eyes closed too...with the facial expression of "hmmmm finally this Saturday is my own wedding...baba thank you"
#my view sha

PunkyVeer:
I feel you're just being a smart mouth. Squirrel? Really? That's like a rat.

Be serious for once because I'm really curious

Lol, ok seriously....its tasty, made from palm kennel extract nd yes it has a lot of meat in it.....depends on the discretion of the cook tho.

borrow me the "ATTENTION" the baba needs it......
Sacrifice is due in two days......

jascon1:
I love to joke n even as I love it, sometimes I am the meanest person u would ever meet.
Fact is, funny people are hard to please n if u can't take the negative words u can't get along with em.
One bad thing is that funny people also need u to be funny in ur own little way, and that can be frustrating cos is hard to come by

This is the real M.V.P

In othernews YOU WANT TO BE GAY abi??

braine:
Who are the Karashika girls?

The ones wey dey fly for night
#edoairways!!!!

PunkyVeer:
Oh ok. Thanks for clarifying. Does it have meat in it? If something doesn't have meat, I aint feeling it lol.

I'm a foreigner, hence I didn't know what that is.

It has beef, gizzard, chicken, turkey, python, squirrel, bushmeat,lioness,cheetah.......dats just a few.....shld I continue?
Hhahahaha

ShutTheFhuckUp:

guy, wey ur leg for dah† pic.?

This one na spirit husband.....hahaha

Holywizard:
i'm a cheat!!! but i luv all my girls because they are all in different directions & they love me with their heart!!

k............NEXT!!!!!!!

bukatee2015:
Inlove for about 2 yrs nw

wen they say buy quality weed , you will be arguing that sule imports his own from togo.....you see your life now

if i talk now....some people will vex .....but are we not past the era of picmixing?
abi na looooooonggg distance relationship?

dharay99:
https://tiwasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shockcouple.png

ßae and I.

are you not scared of staining her?

castroevans:
Bae and I

no vex oooo.....the bae and the fanta look like twins in the first pic

"Secondly,Bobby saxy is ain't rude, many of u got him all wrong...he is only aggressive in marketing and diligent in his work"
that part cracked me up.......if words like, dumb,dimwit,stupid,ignorant were used in aggressive marketing, i doubt if any Nigerian would buy any product....even toothpaste no go sell.....
anyways congrats on your new arrival.....ill praise you when you do well, and i'll castigate you when you fuckup ....na so e suppose be!
# good-luck

mirabeldesmond:
i did nit tell u my bf's own is small

"Him" in this context is a general term
I didn't imply your bf's own was small

OLUJOSHINS:
Uve really been exploited oooooo



but that does not mean U should change Ur attitude to the opposite sex for the rest of your life.

yes these guys payed Ur trust & love with punches & "dry milking" but believe me they are not worth changing Ur personality.


continue being the submissive, supporting lady that U are. But maybe its time to change Ur standards for dating a guy. I'm not saying U should make it too stiff oooo. Just draw a line.

only date a broke ass with a vision (not those silly visions of becoming dangote without input ooo)

Broke ass with vision
I'm of the opinion that a broke ass with vision should make his vision his only Bae till the papers start rolling in.
Not looking for a girl to foot his bill nd be claiming vision.
#just saying #notfighting
Btw...I'm male....I believe every guy shld cut his coat according to his material.....
Wether we (men) like it or not, girls would always demand, in actual sense they were meant to demand (no be because of dem baba collect our rib?).
So dem gold digging brethren should stop tarnishing our masculinity.
#simpu

Afroconnect:
If am ur boo,all I will do is love u.

Lwkm....is this supposed to be a request , application or mere submission of c.v

Melish:
Toks2008 and ddshow are attacking siamia...
Toks2008 and ddshow were attacking melish..
Toks2008 and ddshow are using big grammar...
Toks2008 and ddshow always in agreement...

Their posts are constructed in the same manner with similar lines of thought.


Toks2008 is the "good man"
Ddshow spews the insults...



Nice try

This is a problem of chronic personality disorder abi?

Davijunson:
Pay no attention to her. she's a girl and Most gals esp Nairaland gals don't use their heads.

I'm male.....but nna I take exception to dat, that's too general Biko.....MOST GIRL ESPECIALLY NAIRALAND GIRLS??
#java

richie9093:
LOOL @op[size=16pt] You are a FOOOL [/size]

Another man (men) is shining her Congo and you're doing perfect gentleman. I wont be surprised if she decides to hand Invitation card to her wedding tomorrow.

For example op, this one is jubilating in his house, to him he has just made perfect sense.....
I suggest u ignore....just as I would after this because I know he would quote me.

chibuike53:
..of all d posts I read,yours hurts most.....not because it sounds offensive but bcus u r female..I guess I'm learning new things

Op I'm suprised at how emotional u r getting with these comments and replies......you asked "am I a fool?"
U most certainly didn't expect everyone to come out here and say no you are not or did you?
You asked for opinions and you are getting them, both relevant and irrelevant.

Davijunson:
He should do the needful and Marry her then.

#simpu

chibuike53:
I'm so out of breath....I feel so bad....I guess sharing this post was a bad idea

If u pay attention to every comment made on niaraland then u will just commit suicide.....
I suggest u just ignore irrelevant comments because they must come...
I'm probably guilty of that too Sha...