₦airaland Forum

FlirtyKaren:
This just happened minutes ago at Delta Mall, Warri. How romantic! Nigerian men are becoming so creative with proposals lately.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/another-nigerian-guy-proposes-to-his.html

cc lalasticlala

The mumu was supposed to bend one knee...just one.
Dis is how to tell people that served too much purnishment in school

FTBOY:
get of my dick, nigga!

https://nimga.com/f/3d563.gif

Dick? Where So u had?
Wait let me get torchlight, so we can look for it togeda.....

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm i hate when someone is sexually ok!!u spoil everything with dat

So we should believe you overlooked "rich" and settled for sexually ok?
Hehehehehehehehe

MrsPhyno:
It's lovely right

Is he a warrior?

FTBOY:
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Ya just hungry

MrsPhyno:
Jaja of Opobo

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lwkm
I'm litrarily choking from laughter......
What happen na

misspicy:
Jealousy

Naijaboiy pls do quick Biko.....give me the baba's phone number......
So my story will change from jealousy to jealoused-of

misspicy:
Actually that is true,am suprised how you read my mind













Its you NAIJABOIY l,please don't break ma heart,am in love with you,i wiill treat you right and make you mine,give you all you need and all you want...please naijaboiy say yes to SPICY,lemme spice up your life all round

Naijaboiy don turn okro soup.....u want to spice up his life? His life fa? Hehehehehehe ur pick up line sha.....I'm sure he is falling already

I call her number 1.......
In actual sense im just trying to let her know I have number 2,3 and 4
But she still doesn't get it.....
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Naijaboi Pls Ehn nwanne text me that baba's phone number Biko....
i want to be replying pm too Biko!!!

bilulu:
I actually asked her y she behaved d way she did n she said she wasn't matured at dat tym

How long ago was this??

AfroKnight:
That girl is only settling for you. You are just the alternative; not her choice. Don't go out on a limb for this girl cos she will jump ship as soon as a better option comes her way.

Sorry to break it to you bro.

My point exactly....its very obvious

bilulu:
I'll go straight to d point. Am currently dating dis gurls who I once asked out back den in school. I asked her out wen I was in HND1 while she was in ND2. (she's in her finals now). Before I asked her out we were very gud n close frnds so I felt I should ask her out cuz she's kinda decent n cool. But d moment I voiced it out I got d embarrassment of my life. She so insulted n embarrassed me in front of her roomies. From dat moment we stopped talking till wen I visited home for Christmas last year December. We met n during d discussion she learnt dat am in Abuja now tho am not working yet. So I brought back d old issue and it didn't take weeks before she accepted.
The issue now is am confused cuz I don't no if she truly luv me or she decided to accept me cuz of frustration. Pls ur opinion is highly welcome. thanks

When the desireable is nt avialable, the available becomes the desirable......ask your self.....what changed?
If I wasn't good enough for her then....why now?
U r just filling in the gap, when what she wants comes around, you'll be history.
Save ur heart and use your head!
This message is brought to you by the federal ministry of getsense!!!

PinkBarbie:
Aaaah! Please don't expose me. please be nice.

Go fvck yourself. I dare you to expose me.

R.I.P
(transgendered)
****MODIFIED******
NAIRALAND.....I typed shem@le.......stop modifying my words na Biko!!!!

Mamagee, u have an intresting life......one minutes someone is staring at u ......the other minute someone is asking a weird question......
I suggest u find a way to change all this crappy people around u....
Change d job or sumfin....
#just saying

PunkyVeer:
Mayne, never mess with the Ouija board. That thing is evil. I've heard very scary stories about the demons inside that board. They say it does answer questions truthfully, but you're opening yourself & home to be possessed by some of the spirits that give the answers.

For reals?.......I still need it for exams tho, ill deal with the demons later.....heheheheheheh ;Dehehehe

FTBOY:
just make sure u fvck her before she dumps u

Hahahaha......dis one lacks proper home training

FTBOY:
u sound jealous.....rretard!

Another hungry nairalander looking for an e-fight...
Biko the sun is hot.....
Goan ask your mummy for food and leave my front...
Anumpama......atulu......oloriburku....Omo ale...... ewu canbeer!!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Painment? on top your frustrated lifestyle or what?

Why not ask your dad about the ancestral illness affecting your family. I heard one out of every child behaves like a rabid dog at some stage in its live and it's usually a female. Unfortunately,this time the sickness affected you.

Go and do your secretary job o jaré and don't forget to bend over on the table so your boss can slide his dick in your oceanìc pussy after work.

Cheap slút [/color]

oya is ok...........................u like fight o, lol.

I can perceive ibadan weed in this thread
Op......come lemme search you!

crismark:
just I nd her

Oga we are no seeing your face Oooo.....
Make your babe no come claim boifrnd Abi?
Post another one!!!

Eppysold and lanicky.........
Loading ......#vision2020

So all my prayer and fasting to get NL boo worked on another person.....
God ....why is my own diffrent....
Eppysold....my niggah ma niggah....
Pls text me that baba's number pls....
I need to flash him abeg........

So all lanicky did on dis thread was to FAINT AND GO
Abeg wiaris the heh??

I HAVE RANGE ROVER.....
that's my c.v

eppysold:
Just like the blink of an eye, a snap of the fingers, I sought for love and it came running to me. And I have tried so much to wait for as long as traditional wedding or white wedding or whatever, I just cannot wait. I can't wait to announce to the world that I found love on Nairaland.

Here's to making a shout-out to the love of my life LANICKY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY. May all these witches not chook eyes into our matter o

Don't give up folks, keep sending the PMs, you never know behind which email address your soul mate is lurking.

Peace out!!!

When you breakup come and tell us too ooo.....
Don't just delete your accounts..
Before u start vexing....I'm.not saying you will breakup soon o...
All I'm saying is VERRY VERRRY SOON!!!!

raayah:
Nairaland and its moderation lol.
What will we swear about? Why do we have to be naked

....let's just swear that THUNDER WILL FAYA HIM....
we need to be n*ked so it will happen sharp sharp!!!
Plus for the curse to be effective...we have to hug tight while naked...
Hahahahaha

raayah:
Hello Akpos,

Hope you are doing fine. Thank you for breaking that hymen that faithful September afternoon.
Thank you for breaking up with me less than 2 months after
I was 16, you were 25. You fuccking pervert!

Sincerely.,
Raayah

......let's get naked and swear for him together
****modified*****
I typed n*ked NL changed it to unclad....Biko is it your n*ked?

vivaciouzz:
Yes!! Shout out to him..my day 1 niccur..I don't regret losing it to him but hez now my ex

THIS KIND OF GIRLS HAVE FINISH IN THE MARKET
.....iyam proud.......
My ex should intern with you biko

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EXPERIENCED BAE NEEDED
APPLY WITHIN

Who' s gon be BAE TO THE BAE'LESS?

kaziblake:
My future boo.i must marry dis guy

Asin ehhh......u go marry no be small
#mtchewwww

kroosx:
me n bae

Finally....better people... >:
I don't like picmix sha....it have come and old!!