₦airaland Forum

Omotayor123:
So you will only think of the cost Chai.!

What else is there to worry about? Even wedding rings get lost, they are all replaceable, but as a normal guy (being realistic) .....if the Bae misplaced an expensive ring it would definitely pain me na.....
Or I'm in being insensitive here??
What else am I to worry about? Tell me....

missmary:
What will you do to your Bae if she misplaces her Engagement ring... Some people are indifferent While some take serious offence.. Whats yours?

I think this should depend on d cost of the ring....
U won't misplace my $5k and expect a smile.....
If its cheap den it shouldn't be a big deal......

It's fictional o
But personally.....ill delete her number nd my self from her life ....
If u have small squabble na the whole armed force of Nigeria go treat your f*ck up

You met this very fine girl at a wedding....
Exchanged digits....
Got very close.....
then you find out her father is a retired naval officer, her brother is currently in maiduguri fighting against BH, her mum is a top CUSTOM officer.....
On your first date....her father slides her a small pistol and says "be safe"
NNA AT DIS POINT WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

MrCork:
..last time I ate wit ma hand waz 4yers old ..I waz eatin pop corn..we now do the gentl man ting calld fok n knife!!(real ralk)

So from 4yrs ago till now.....u've been using fork nd knife to eat popcorn
Chai....dis one iyaf mad finish..
Lwkm

Donpressman:
Whatz this one saying sef. I went to Mr Biggs few days ago. Ate my fried rice and salad and few parts of the chicken. when am done with the rice I drop fork and knife use my hand handle the chicken well and my mouth was able to visit all the intricate parts . I just used my serviette paper when I was done to clean my hands and viola! You may think it's wrong but na you buy me the food? If it's a public gathering and showbiz dinner and the food was served free maybe I will consider and use the fork and knife But when I made up my mind under the hot sun to enter air conditioned eatery and 'enjoy' my money(considering their exorbitant fees) you con say make I no use hand chop my chicken? Guy you don't have the fear of God!

Trust me the mumu will soon quote u with some cry of being a Londoner and all that shii

MrCork:
...calm down son..no nid for voilencse...I take it u want to compare our london resturant to that yor resturant in lagos?..abi?

Any ways..son..am a lover not a fighter...the gooal of this gr8 threads is to educate...USE FOK N KNIFE IN FRONT OF A LADY!!..KABBBBBBISH?

Pls don't let immigration read dis at all Biko
Ur English could get u deported, we still need some Nigerian noisemakers there...
I still maintain....u r one sick xenocentric pig!
I'm a fighter nt a lover when it comes to dealing with cunts like u.....
"" kabbbbbbish?""""

MrCork:
....so u a proud to be nigerian & woud eat wit yor hand in a London resturant....abi??... bro I dont mean to sound rude but this is the exat reasons why u holiday maker people get yor @ss deported bak to that nigeria..REAL TALK!! (no ofeeense)

Yo beeeech
I was simply stating that ur London cries are beggining to make u sound like a xenocentric pig...
Nd read carefully......my replies implied a Nigerian setting....your thread from the beginning didn't mention a foreign restaurant.....meanwhile (toomuch offence intended)

Snowangel4:
That will be d last thing I will ever do....unto wetin nah

Beta pikin....wee u marry me

MrsPhyno:
No, don't be scared and yes, un-crush your crush

All because of phyno
I'm ordering bleaching cream today
Nd braiding my hair tomorrow.....

Rashe:
There is dis Yoruba movie I watched 2day. It happened dat a wife & her mother-in-law were having a misunderstanding & d wife slapped d mother-in-law due 2 her hot temper. She later apologized anyway saying it was d work of d devil ...if u are d husband, what will be ur response?

This.matter is very simple....
If your wife slaps your mother, u slap her mother and grandmother, and her bestfriends mother too.....just keep slapping any mother related to d Mumu wife.....

MrCork:
....brother..r u one of those homebase guys that chew sugarcane in front of chicks??...and then when they ingnore u..u call them lesssbiians..abi?

...dont u no its all about gentlemanism...eatin wit fok n knife in front of females? (No ofeense)

Im just pointing out the obvious, any dude could pretend to gain attention...
Nd what's with the homebase stunt....dude I'm Nigerian and I'm proud.....
You are Yankee baseed ...who e help?
(Plenty offence)

MrsPhyno:
Na only this emoji u sabi use " " ?

No mind me.....most tyms what I see on NL CONFUSES ME and dats d only emoji that can express my feelings....
Oya answer, shld I be scared or shld I uncrush the crush I'm crushing on you??

MrCork:
....ladies be honest...so u tellin us u can introduse a guy who uses his bare hands to eat ..to yo parents?... this is serrrrious!!

I see this as being realistic
The guy could pretend to use fork tru out the period of dating and courtship and den use his hand to eat chicken nd his tongue to lick the plate at the wedding reception.....at this point wetin you wan do?

MrCork:
....bro if u hav notin imporant to contribute..plis go n sell petrol or somtin.. hav u been to london?.. do u see people eatin spageti wit bare hands? (no ofeennse)

After all this tins, no offence.....chai
Laff wan to kee mee here!!!!!

nickkylawve:

Lemme join you

Stfu nd Nickky can never waste time in derailing thread.......
Yes! I'm jealous!

MrsPhyno:
I love Linda so much. One of my girl crushes

Ma girl crush has a girl crush?
Shld I be scared

kosplateau:
u believe her?

FOR WHAT NA?
naija babe run away from proposal I go just jump enter well!

MrsPhyno:
This ish only works when charming guys do it. Majority of males are too awkward for this and will just make a mess of the situation

Those ones should stick to groveling

Guys like me rite?
Hv I announced to you...... u r my NL CRUSH FOR THE YEAR??

Lilylaw:



And I think he is not an idiot like u.......even ur Wizard can't break dia love....jealousy...women should be treated specially...na becus ur woman no dey presentable

Jixox krist!!!!!!
#finishing

Many are mad.....just very very few are roaming
Op, sorry oh?.....
****modified*****
My first FTC had to be on this nonsense tin
Op I will never forgive u for this!!!!

This is a very well befitting moniker
Adask"bullet"
Kill dem all......if bokoharam won't kill us.....this ur grammar will do d job....
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I blame all dis cheap data vendors.....now any ode can have m.b to type rubbish

One question pls
Is dat all the Dick or some of it

Rukkydelta:
Good for them If any guy tries to propose to me in a public place I go fall him hand

Dear future husband of this fine babe......hope you have seen this now? No go chop disgrace oo

MrsPhyno:
Was Jaja not a rich man? I'm actually married to Phyno so

Phyno Asin phyno fino
Or did I read wrong