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Romance / Re: Having Sex On A First Date Does It Make A Lady Cheap???? by ENIGMA24(m): 9:32am On May 06, 2016
First night.....6th night.....20th night
Doesn't make any diffence ...
You are the same people
Sex is the same thing...
It really doesn't make anyone cheap
Besides I never hear anyone ask
"Does it make the guy cheap?"
Does it always have to be about the girl?
Sex takes two people oo......let's not forget
undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Are You Guys OK?? I will Expose You if... by ENIGMA24(m): 5:02pm On Apr 29, 2016
Expose o!!!
Tag em along with pictures of their tiny pipes!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Is Being Faithful Hard? by ENIGMA24(m): 4:52pm On Apr 29, 2016
Being faithful is easy.....
Cheating is hard....
You need to clear chats
You need to lie
You need to remember lies
You need friends to help u out of sloppy lies
You need plenty luck not to get caught with tym
Being a cheat is tiring...
But then....the question is...
If I am faithful to her....
Is she faithful to me?
Cos sometyms we all can be faithful to the wrong person....
This doesn't answer your question tho...
Just helped me let out my view on cheating and faithfulness... smiley

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Romance / Re: Is It Considered Rude To Buy The Same Car As Your Neighbor? by ENIGMA24(m): 4:47pm On Apr 29, 2016
mamagee3:

I have made it to Front page dozens of times.

I'm not a newbie on here.
Ok my dear.....
Can you stop posting rubbish now?
We are tired.....
undecided

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Romance / Re: Is It Considered Rude To Buy The Same Car As Your Neighbor? by ENIGMA24(m): 4:39pm On Apr 29, 2016
Kontinu.....one day you shall make it to FP ...
GOD BLESS UR HUSTLE! #ATULU-SUDAN #EWU-MOROCCO wink

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Pets / Re: Dnt Miss This Awesome Rott Puppies by ENIGMA24(m): 11:55am On Apr 29, 2016
The sire is soo small.....I like the dam but what if some of the pups turn out to be as small as the sire?? undecided undecided
Romance / Re: 5 Seduct!ve Words To Make A Woman W*t In 2mins, Still Unbelievable by ENIGMA24(m): 7:24am On Apr 25, 2016
La click la die like a fowl!

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Pets / Re: Scary!!! Goat With Human Face Dumped By Owners In Kano (photos) by ENIGMA24(m): 12:17am On Apr 16, 2016
My view....
It is a goat
It doesn't have a human face
It obviously died and was dumped or died at the refuse dump and it has bloated beyond recognition.....it just has an excessively swollen face and not a human face....
Every part of the body is excessively bloated ....check the legs and stomach....
It's a biological reaction...
And disturbance would make that dead goat burst out with diffrent disgusting elements..
Maggots inclusive!
Like I said....#myview
Phones / Re: Htc M7 by ENIGMA24(m): 1:24pm On Apr 13, 2016
Xbox222:
Pls how much for the fairly used?
I actually didn't buy it off
I swapped it with my Samsung grand two...

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Phones / Htc M7 by ENIGMA24(m): 5:53am On Apr 13, 2016
so I just got this HTC m7 (not brand new tho)
I noticed the internet connection only works well on 2g....whenever I switch to 3g or 4g....it just becomes inactive.
What can I do about this?
Pets / Re: My Dog's Life... by ENIGMA24(m): 1:20am On Apr 12, 2016
cbay:
Chloe has been feeling sick for 3 days. She doesn't eat anything. I have given her every thing yet she just dey form. It's very annoying. She only takes raw egg and custard.

I might sell her off if my bills continue to rise. cry
Dogs r not easy to raise especially these so called pedegree dogs. angry they just don't like blending into society like our mongrel brethren cheesy

Please what drug can u administer to help her regain health.

I no get money to go vet place abeg.
G.w.s Chloe........ cry
Pets / Re: Shadow The Destroyer by ENIGMA24(m): 12:31pm On Apr 07, 2016
kennyausta:
My dog do whatever I command her to. Sometimes she will need my attention but will not have it even when I give her food I will leave her with that food and goes in and stayed for couple of minutes ( about 1-2 mins) and comes out and tell her to eat before she will start eating thou I do that not often at least ones or twice in a week. These creatures are very smart and more than we thought. Like mine whenever I returned home from work she always wants me to touch her first before anyone which I always do but immediately I discovered she had taken it as a routine I have to stop the first day I pushed her away from my path and she followed me and was jumping at me I immediately told her to stop and she did and worked away for like a week I did that to her and today if I return she will only come and fall on my feet and I will just call her name and pass. If I don't want to talk to her I can only stop her from what ever she is doing by making mtchew sound she will flee. Shadow would have been my dog's husband if both had been same breed he is a lovely do and you most be serious with him when isaueing him command make him understand who the boss is thanks.
wow...
what breed's' is your dog's'
is shes a caucasian's' or mastiff's'
please share a picture's' if possible's'
grin
kennyausta:
My dog do whatever I command her to. Sometimes she will need my attention but will not have it even when I give her food I will leave her with that food and goes in and stayed for couple of minutes ( about 1-2 mins) and comes out and tell her to eat before she will start eating thou I do that not often at least ones or twice in a week. These creatures are very smart and more than we thought. Like mine whenever I returned home from work she always wants me to touch her first before anyone which I always do but immediately I discovered she had taken it as a routine I have to stop the first day I pushed her away from my path and she followed me and was jumping at me I immediately told her to stop and she did and worked away for like a week I did that to her and today if I return she will only come and fall on my feet and I will just call her name and pass. If I don't want to talk to her I can only stop her from what ever she is doing by making mtchew sound she will flee. Shadow would have been my dog's husband if both had been same breed he is a lovely do and you most be serious with him when isaueing him command make him understand who the boss is thanks.
wow...
what breed's' is your dog's'
is shes a caucasian's' or mastiff's'
please share a picture's' if possible's'

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Pets / Re: Male SOLD ...female Caucasian Pup Available...50k Last...must Be Sold Today by ENIGMA24(m): 10:24am On Apr 07, 2016
I am waiting patiently and keenly for the day Bobby would create a thread and there won't be a few badmouths. ..
I had been a perpetual bobby hater..but that was based on people's perspective about him....
since I got to know the dude (online) ...i have realised how much he takes his business serious and it would be utterly unfair for you and any other person to pick up their devices and nd decide to destroy someone's business....
If you don't have anything constructive to say...let's be quiet biko.... .
This is not me saying I'm a fan of bobby. ..
This is me saying there is really no need to hate!
We have too many problems in this country. ...
before u make bobby your problem ensure you have fuel (full tank)....
Romance / Re: #breakupin4words by ENIGMA24(m): 1:49am On Apr 05, 2016
I Don taaa ya!

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Pets / Re: Rottweiler coloured mongrel at giveaway price" 50k (negotiable) by ENIGMA24(m): 8:54pm On Mar 28, 2016
hrhobi1:
He said a rott coloured mongrel. Meaning a black and brown coloured Ekuke.
for 50k
grin
hrhobi1:
He said a rott coloured mongrel. Meaning a black and brown coloured Ekuke.
for 50k
Pets / Re: Rottweiler coloured mongrel at giveaway price" 50k (negotiable) by ENIGMA24(m): 8:53pm On Mar 28, 2016
50k? ?? no problem send me your account details... I'll send my 2yr old cousin to make the transfer tomorrow!
Romance / Re: How Can I Get Men With Cars To Be Interested In Me by ENIGMA24(m): 1:41am On Mar 28, 2016
Jacinta44:
Thanks for your advanced inputs.

You see, I'm a young girl who loves the good things of this life.

I am aspiring to be attracting men who ride cars.

I went to Nairaland Autos section, but they all seem to be very busy discussing Honda Toyota and Camry.
I was viewing their threads for hours, but no one even say Hi


It's not as if I like money and material things o
But I just want to be inducted into where all those rich guys are so that I can marry for love.

Don't insult me o
Remember that no body holy pass.

Candid advice please
Thank U.
simple!
look for a densely populated area with a very good road....properly tarred and all with street lights...
Then go by 8pm in the heat of the traffic and
GET NAKED!!!
one or two men in cars would care to know why a fine girl is running mad...
If bus drivers run towards u first....start shouting HiV! !
but if the desires motorist come close.....shout help me!
hope I was helpful?
Romance / Re: How Did You Loose Your Virginity? And How Old? by ENIGMA24(m): 1:21am On Mar 28, 2016
roskojo:
I lost it to an elder sister in my area. She keeps giving me small change, started dressing up in my presence not knowing that she's looking at the movement of my BROS. But sincerely if not for her dt gave me confidence, I may never know how to do it or even make d move.
Thank God I told my first love and she was able to bring me to normalcy becus it was all over me dt time.
you are talking sex .... and milf experience and you are inserting God in between the matter.....omo be like say u Don get ur own duplex for fire estate!
Romance / Re: Please Advice My Friend by ENIGMA24(m): 1:12am On Mar 28, 2016
SUPERPACK:
Too many Advanced prostitutes on the loose nowadays, May she be pregnant in Jesus name.
lwkm. ....wetin carry jesus enter this matter??
I Don #weak
Romance / Re: Please Advice My Friend by ENIGMA24(m): 1:10am On Mar 28, 2016
adebaydjy:
Sup nairalanders, pls am new here buh, hope to get use to this channel as time goes.
Me and my Ex-galfrnd are still in good contact and hoping to get down with each other pretty soon (sex). But, she married with a kid(boy) 3yrs now. Pls is it right or does it matter .
open your own thread na?
I'll answer u very soon...wait
lemme first make akamu!

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Romance / Re: Please Advice My Friend by ENIGMA24(m): 1:06am On Mar 28, 2016
ibibiofirstlady:
A friend of mine told me that she met a guy on palmchat social media network, they got talking and moved to whatsapp. they agreed to meet after few weeks, and when she later agreed to travel to Abeokuta, Ogun state to see him. They spent 4 nights having sex. She returned to Enugu and on calling him, his line was unreachable. She kept calling for 2 weeks now still unreachable. Now she is feelings signs of pregnancy. Please help cos I don't know what to tell her.


Thanks
tell her to sue palmchat for damages and 4 rounds of sexual pleasure which has led to signs of pregnancy.....
don't miss this opportunity
this law suit will be worth millions. ...
#anuofia!

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Pets / Re: Who Knows The Breed Of This Dog? by ENIGMA24(m): 2:26am On Mar 23, 2016
awesome breed
I see a cross between RAT AND EKUKE
trace the history like 5 generations back and I'm sure there would be a MONKEY in the bloodline. ..
no vex na wetin I see I talk.. undecided

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Pets / Re: Finally Zara Has Seen Her Heat Period by ENIGMA24(m): 1:04am On Feb 23, 2016
Mckandre:
congrats bro. but you dont really have to show us the butt and the blood droplet just to prove it, same applies to the brother that followed en suit. pls guys the sight is really terrible.
I concur undecided
Mckandre:
congrats bro. but you dont really have to show us the butt and the blood droplet just to prove it, same applies to the brother that followed en suit. pls guys the sight is really terrible.
I concur
Pets / Re: My Obedient Alsatian Dog- Video by ENIGMA24(m): 12:12pm On Feb 07, 2016
Denn:
Hello

I have a very active but obedient Alsatian Dog.

After feeding it this morning, and feeding myself, i decided to record a short video of it following some commands even when tempted.

Happy viewing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eugXrEBW-C8
that is some very exceptional training.....you should go large scale.
Romance / Re: Picture This..... by ENIGMA24(m): 4:11am On Feb 01, 2016
Just marry her......she is your type......you both are full of sh!t !!

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Romance / Re: How Did Kanu Nwankwo Meet His Wife? by ENIGMA24(m): 4:07am On Feb 01, 2016
tatafo angry
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When You Get Called In At Work? by ENIGMA24(m): 4:06am On Feb 01, 2016
This is simple.....you have been fired.....when we said stop trolling u no gree. ... seems like your boss has joined nairaland and realised how much of a _______ you are
Romance / Re: Girls Do You Concur To This? Picture by ENIGMA24(m): 11:54pm On Jan 14, 2016
No boyfriend no problem
no husband ....OLx
sell her!!!
Romance / Re: The New Mr "Romance--lander" by ENIGMA24(m): 11:50pm On Jan 11, 2016
Haa! wollup guys. .....just show the kid around...y all the insults. ...
yo! newbie....I'm enigma I'm sure u can read well enough to see that.... There is a lot about nairaland that would intrest u....but first you need to go to profile ....update it with ur best pic....then somewhere below ur profile you will see where it is written "DELETE ACCOUNT" just click it and you are good to go...don't mind the people insulting you ....you hear?
Romance / Re: Ladies Playing Hard To Get Makes U More Attractive by ENIGMA24(m): 11:55pm On Jan 04, 2016
Adasun:
i write this note to let all ladies knw one secret about us men,ur playing hard to get gives us more motivation and makes us to love u more when u finally and indirectly accept us,get dat word!when u indirectly accept usgrin.rudeness,arrogant,and disrespect is a turn off.just tease us,turn us frm side to side,play on and off, until da guy who only want to bleep u finally fall in lovegrin grin.Guys na lie?
until she starts making back to back appearances at m.f.m prayer city .......praying for husband! grin
Adasun:
i write this note to let all ladies knw one secret about us men,ur playing hard to get gives us more motivation and makes us to love u more when u finally and indirectly accept us,get dat word!when u indirectly accept usgrin.rudeness,arrogant,and disrespect is a turn off.just tease us,turn us frm side to side,play on and off, until da guy who only want to bleep u finally fall in lovegrin grin.Guys na lie?
until she starts making back to back appearances at m.f.m prayer city .......praying for husband!
Romance / Re: My new GF vs YourMain by ENIGMA24(m): 1:57am On Jan 04, 2016
amJoe:
you aren't serious dude.. did i told u am seeking for her attention? misquote though
no oooo. ... who said you "tell" him?? ....you didn't "told" him at all.

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