₦airaland Forum

tintingz:
What's a Qirlfriend?

A poultry girlfriend

cokacoola:
am was just having an arquement with my qirfriend in this evening and she starting go talk load at me. she wanted go walks out on me, i hold am hand and told her in my perfects gentlmen voice and say "baby look into my eyes and tell me what you see" she shouted at me saying all i see is the "reaction of osogbo weed" plesea romenclander do you advice i contiune dating this rude girl?

I advice u stop taking the weed, "then hold am hand and ask am again"
Somepeople shld be banned for grammatical misappropriation.... #Mtcheww

Darkchocolate:
Not compulsory if you are doing masters outside nigeria.

Are you for real ?

heybel:
is a must.....before masters....is one of d requirement for masters

Thank you

I heard there is a policy that makes NYSC compulsory before anyother academic pursuit.
For example I must serve before pursuing a masters degree how true is this pls?

younglawya:
100kg bros??


I see our friend has a colleague here

Uncle bobby Abi?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Lwkmd
100kg that's two bags of rice.......

badnature:
the are all victims of yoruba media propaganda.just 2 days ago I save one of them from identity crisis,he is from "okpanam " the same village with Nzogwu but he claims he is not igbo that his tribe is "okpanam" I told him Nooo okpanam is the name of your village, he insisted! then I asked him,why did you think the north regard Nzogwu as igbo man ?and your telling me that you're not igbo? does it mean you know something that northern and Yoruba politicians don't know? and he was even confused more than ever before,but at the end he came to the realization of most of his people sTupidity and madness

With such historical conflict of igbo and Benin both having a large level of historical influence, you can't blame them or shld I say us for nt accepting to be igbo....as for me if u ask me.....I can still say I am igbo.

smuth:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!
I wasn't wrong.......na too much cheap data dey worry u.
U dat has plenty curse to share I wonder how u can survival.....this is my last reply to u.....so incase u expect anyother reply ....just comeback and re-read!

sunnyt1:
The Hospital that diagnosed her for this timely cancer should have its liencense revoked immediately irrespective of where it is located.

Why didnt she announce the cancer ailment during GEJ's regime when stealing wasnt corruption?

Now that The yam has been seperated from the goat, a certain cancer surfaced

Like I said earlier until they cut off the cancer infested breast.....I don't believe o.......nd I agree with you, that's gross medical indiscipline.

chidifyn:
Come back when it has arrived d country with pix at d airport, with u standing or sitting with it. For now we ll admire d foreign pics

Simpu

smuth:
[size=20pt]To you and all those that clicked like the same will befall you and your family. What happens to us praying for others...since you all like to rain curses on people your life has just hit reverse.[/size]

This is the problem with cheap data....any weyray can post, reply and comment nonsense

flokii:
no o..

he should create archive for your mesaages on his fone cos you bought it for him..

or you gave birth to him... *mtcheeeeew!

Edakun......ha you the boifrnd ni?? Y his e paining u lie diz? #falzvoiz

seunfunmi33:
ditch him and be my girl

Diz won dah av like sewun gehfrens.......baby follow ha badt guyz like me

Oga you are just advertising bad market.....this is similar to hawking guns in traffic.....how could u mix such distinct breeds? Dunno for others but I know a large majority of the sane people on petland do not advocate mixing or "crossbreeding" as u call it........
(I forgive those who will un-intelligently quote me in advance)

247notire:
There was no way one cud have deciphered that u were mimicking falz. Meanwhile there's no trouble lost so I'm not looking for one. Just stated a true observation. Read my post carefully and ull see it was an honest advice for my Yoruba peeps and no insult or trouble was intended. Shalom.

His hokay, hi yaf hear you!!!!

247notire:
Wow. I didn't knw the h-factor affected Yorubas' spelling of english words. It's a pity. Pray and fast against every h-factor in ur lives my Yoruba peeps, this thing can make u lose a job opportunity really.

The notoriety of nairaland quoters tho.....that was said in a bid to reflect the accent of a comedian nd musician who goes by the name falz........btw I'm not Yoruba and the Yoruba culture is a beautiful one, I bet even your tribe has some linguistic nd phonetic setbacks.... Take your trouble elsewhere.

All this oloribuku that will born triplet and run....shey u people are mad ni, when u were there three hours straight what were u expecting her to born?? Three Ghana must go of money? Better go home before #thunderfayayou

Hell rufai.....go Han fine your hage mate na

exclusive7:
mehn....dz ur Caucasian carry comma ooh....see d long flappy ears...coupled wit d figures...make i bath naked if that dog na 100kg....88cm fr 4months puppy...nawa fr u ooh..And finally...the pup in d 1st,2nd and 4th pics is not the same with the one in the 3rd....Bro its either ur playing or ur getting played....

Deez iz a zimpu zumtin..... Iz hider the broda iz the ole or they hv scam him.......#falzvoice

Cut off the breast or I donbilivit

Ya sha too fine to be a side chick

Teyonie:
I was surprised and sad when I checked his phone and realised that he doesn't keep my text messages even the ones he sends to me but he kept one other one from another lady, what could this mean please? I'm anticipating your opinions o cos I don't want to react wrongly. Thanks.

You are the official side chick .....ask for ur certificate and gratuity

STFUareyouGod:
It's Booohari's fault. I blame him for all these shii


If bubu is really serious about his anti corruption crusade, he needs to kickstart it from the NFF glass house

#enoughisenough

Wetin concern buhari inside football matter? Is he going to be enyeama's replacement or shld he forget aunty Alison and her 13billion pounds to start worrying about NFF........WAIT SEF .....MUST YOU
COMMENT??

Calling 911......I'm.about to report some missing hips.....because I no see nothing!!!!!!

Tadeus:
Budget 1.6m for 2005 and 1.8m for 2007 delivery to lagos

Regards

Welldone sir, kindly post any pic of the above specified cars, I would like to show my mum she is looking into getting another car and she feels google picture can deceive..lol

I am an UDOMI from onitcha-ugbo this thread dates from 5yrs back, I came across it in search of a historical background for the people of onitcha-ugbo....I doubt if anyone is following this thread anymore.....but I'm dropping this abstract from an online page I found ..so it could help anyother curious individual
ABSTRACT
THE Ezechima Shrine in Obior of Aniocha North Local government of the state is said to be the ancestral home of all the towns and villages under the Ezechima clan. Highly revered, by both indigenes and visitors, there are circumstances that shaped the Ezechima Shrine which leaves one awed at the monument found there.
History has it that Chima the founder of Ezechima Clan fell in love with Eze, the princess and the first daughter of the Oba of Benin. Sequel to that development, the socio-political stance of Chima turned sour and unfavourable. He decided to search for a new home outside Benin. Hence the eastward migration
Chima and his wife embarked on this journey associated with dreadful encounters and battles. They finally came to Obior and settled under an ‘Ukpali’tree where they pitched tent. Here, they were blessed with children amongst whom were Ukpali, Onicha, Oligbo and Eziuzo. Through these children, they had grand children and it was in the search for fertile farm land and economic boost that these children founded towns as Onicha-Olona, Onicha-Ugbo, Onicha-Ukwu, Issele-Ukwu, Issele-Mkpitime, Issele- Azagba, Ezi, Obomkpa and Onicha Mmili.
Interestingly, these settlements of Chima’s children, they still recognise Ezechima shrine as the historical and spiritual centre point. It is the pivot on which the belief system of the clan revolves. The shrine is a revered monument sharpening the ties between the ancestral spirits and the living. Though this shrine is situated on the spot where Chima and the wife settled on their arrival, its sacredness and sensitivity is said to have come as a result of Chima’s unquestionable life after death and the mystery of the shrine.
When Chima grew old and was about to die, he called his children and showed them where he must be buried. He promised them guidance and protection even after death. He said that if there is life after death that he would be sending thunder and lightening to the grave if his spirit would dwell among the clouds in the firmament. He alternatively said too that if his spirit would remain under the earth surface that he would sprout up an anthill on the grave after some time. Chima died and was buried.
After some period a growth of anthill came up directly on the portion where the head of Chima was laid. That was the beginning of reverence and respect accorded to this spot. Apart from the anthill, today in the shrine, the statue of Eze the wife is prominently featured. She is surrounded by her children. The significance of Ezechima shrine is not far fetched in that it historically explains to curious minds that the place was where Chima and his wife settled and made their home. It was equally, the burial place of Chima the founder and father of ‘Umu Ezechima’.
One other notable point with the cultural significance is the prominence gained by the statue of Eze, the mother of Umu Ezechima in the shrine. Why is there no statue like that in the image of Chima? It is gathered that in this part of the world man is not represented in a clay statue. Rather an ‘Ofo’ a carved wooden sculpture is used to represent him. Ofo remains the staff and symbol of authority in the hand of the eldest man or king of the land.
It is believed that the efficacy of the Ofo is unquestionable as it is as strong as the man himself and so Chima represented in the Ofo is actively sitting in the shrine.
Tourists often visit the shrine during Ogbanigbe festival between October and November every year. This festival is for purification of the land in readiness for the celebration of the New Yam Festival. War songs and daces feature prominently during this period.
As visitors enjoy the glamour and beauty of dance in the festival, they remain curious about a shrine with an anthill not characterised with termite and other related ants, capable of causing damage.

Sunday oliseh.......HOW MARKET!!!!

saheedbadmus:
are u sure nigerians would help this poor dog..i dont think so bro

Just saw this....might be late but u shld check vicdamm and barcaboi they have done similar things

Op....u suppose don dey advertise tuff for stud service....I guess he is fit enough....or am I wrong?

TheHeGoat:
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Still the same bullshit. You tried to sound intelligent but there's no commonsense in your post. I don't base arguments/debates on hearsay or on personal knowledge alone - I read and study also. My stand that dogs are more dangerous than snakes (especially pythons) is still unshaken. You should do exactly that first before replying this post or remain ignorant forever.

K!!!!!!! K!!!!!!
*modified*
I wanted to ignore but.....u need sumtin important..its called prayer....Oya close ur eye.
BABA, we pray u shine ur light of wisdom upon this peacefulthread wrecking nairalander.....help him understand that Oversabi is a disease and unthought arguments prove irresponsibility.....and help him pls....give him the grace to be able to breed, nuture and rescue dangerous snakes......finally lord abeg measure sense give am.....like two derica!
He-goat....u r free ....go and rejoice!!!!!

charlesdom:
Wonderful

May THUNDER FIRE YOU.......scammer!!!!

Looks like a Caucasian GSD MIX......(I stand corrected)