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Romance › Re: Can U Allow Your Bride Wear Any Of These Or Ladies, Can U? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:24pm On Apr 12, 2016

***with the pregnant first bride***

Priest: if anyone has any reason why these two should not be together, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Me(as groom): I object, I say I object ooo, biko angry

Romance › Re: 5 Signs You Still Love Your Ex by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:40pm On Apr 11, 2016

donmoz:
Bros d heart is not a computer that can delete and den delete permanently frm they recycle bin such would happn as long as u have loved her u can only move on but that memory will never leave u

Bravissimo! Bartender, one glass of warm milk for my friend here.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Woman Walks Unclad In Street Of Nairobi, Bringing Everything To A Standstill by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:10pm On Apr 11, 2016

Is this a Michelin commercial huh

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Romance › Re: Advice Seriously Needed by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:07pm On Apr 11, 2016

JeffreyJamez:
Naaah.... not interested.

Romance › Re: A Guy Should Spend £2000 Minimum On A Girl On The First Date by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:37pm On Apr 11, 2016

refiner:
....lol....I thought u luff me....not anymore?

hehe

If i did end up falling madly in love with you, I'd do all that and much more wink

However, not on a first date, unless ur jazz is very very strong angry

Romance › Re: Advice Seriously Needed by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:21pm On Apr 11, 2016

JeffreyJamez:
I lost interest in your story at "becox".....

NEXT!!!!

Only few words left bro, try biko

Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Should Not Marry When You Are Broke by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:16pm On Apr 11, 2016

Romance › Re: A Picture Of A Thousand Words by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:36pm On Apr 11, 2016

Romance › Re: Is It Essential That A Wife Must Know How To Cook? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:27pm On Apr 11, 2016

Only "essential" is that we love each other, nothing else really matters.

Romance › Re: A Guy Should Spend £2000 Minimum On A Girl On The First Date by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:17pm On Apr 11, 2016

Not even refiner can get me to spend this much on a first date, unless I'm roofied undecided

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Romance › Re: Just Landed In Abj For A Date With A Popular Nairalander by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:05pm On Apr 11, 2016

Just landed abj too, where is eroticangelina huh

Come take me out oooo angry

senate estate

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Refiner by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 10:21pm On Apr 10, 2016

refiner:
....

If I had just one wish tonight, I'd wish for just one date with you, in which I'd be your perfect gentleman; open the car door for you, take your dining seat back for you, kiss your soft rosy lips for you wink

I could be that enigma you need, you know, the one you can't quite figure out, but keeps you glued. I wanna be close to you bae. Anywho I'm mailing ya, nighty!! Gotta be up way early undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Refiner by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:59pm On Apr 10, 2016

refiner, gosh embarassed

No other finer

Would love to meet ur cute self. One drink, one movie, one dinner, just, just one chance angry

Sooooo, I'm gonna mail you okay? We can go from there, listen to your heart girl, hehe wink

Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:07pm On Apr 10, 2016

you are an idio, hmmm, well you are making sense sha undecided

truth about love is that you need to be ready to die a thousand deaths, get wounded, bleed profusely and so on, yet keep going.

definitely not for the weak hearted, hence some now have an icebox where their heart used to be, so cold angry

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Romance › Re: How Do I Effectively Cope With The Feeling Of Lust by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:03pm On Apr 10, 2016

lust will follow you all the days of your life angry

i know the only way is God really, but I don't always follow that, cause it's so so soooo easy to give in.

it's just like candy and the right ways is all bitter and dry (at least it seems), but sweet isn't always good for ya though.

one practical way besides taking into account your aknowledgement of right and wrong, is to do the multiplication table in your head, trus me

do 3 X 3 in your head, then times 3, then times 3... until you get stuck. Then start all over again and try to beat your last record, lol. The life of a geek undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why True Love Is Hard To Find by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:47pm On Apr 10, 2016

what's love got to do, got to do with it

what's love but a second hand emooootion

what's love got to do, got to do with it

who needs a heart when a heart can be broooken angry

Romance › Re: My Main Pickup Line For Tonights Outing by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 11:14pm On Apr 09, 2016

halfricanadian:
Its a lie its a lie
You copied it from a song

Yelloooo, duuuh undecided

The Natalie LA Rose. I'm running that tonight and I guarantee it will work angry

Girls like nigggahs DAT think outside d box an ama be sooooo out d box tonight, she' think I just escape undecided

an am only 50% drunk now, by d time am 70% drunk, too much swagger omo see my swagger

I'm out, putting on my jeans now. I know u wanna see my deek, but no u can't angry

Later bishes!!

Romance › My Main Pickup Line For Tonights Outing by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 10:58pm On Apr 09, 2016

Holla bishes angry

Going out tonight, so I decided to run through my playbook to see what play I can run tonight undecided

Decided to run one I haven't used b4, I call it, "The Natalie La Rose".

What it entails is first off being devoid of, doubt, every atom of fear and all forms of negatively.

Having done that, I then walk up to her like Mufasa and say:

"I wanna rock with somebody, whoa, yeah.

I wanna take shots with somebody, bartender, shots shots shots.

I wanna leave with somebody

and we ain't gotta tell nobody, we ain't gotta tell nobody"

I will reported back with stats tomorrow morning.

Goodnight bishes angry

Romance › Ok Ladies, I'm Almost Ready To Settle Down by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 10:08pm On Apr 09, 2016

As an international businessman doing international business angry

I rarely have the time to be shacing kitty undecided

Being an international business man, I feel kitty should shace me instead. does that make sense huh

So ladies, if you get a pm from moi while I'm in the nation, then know its ur lucky day, cause I'm usually international on business undecided

Unless of course you want to be my international love

Run through your packing list, passport - check, visa - check, travellers check - check, enigmaticenigma - double check wink

Ok, let's go!!

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Put So Much Pressure On Men by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:15pm On Apr 09, 2016

Einstein 3rd law states and I quote "for every action, there's an equal but opposite action"

So if she pressure u, u to pressure am.

Nobody holds monopoly over pressure.

She say she want iPhone, tell her u want BMW. She say she want BMW, tell her you want Boeing. She say she want Boeing, tell her u want NASA rocket.

angry

Romance › Re: Playboy...(how To Spot One) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:09pm On Apr 09, 2016

used to be a playboy, but now, ama playstation angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Short Hair Is Soooo Sexxxy, TRUS ME!! by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:53pm On Apr 08, 2016

falconey:
bless you too.

what are we doing? sharing blessing or something?

oh, me thought you sneezed, no huh

my bad

Romance › Re: Ladies, Short Hair Is Soooo Sexxxy, TRUS ME!! by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:49pm On Apr 08, 2016

falconey:
mtcheeeeech

bless you

Romance › Re: Ladies, Short Hair Is Soooo Sexxxy, TRUS ME!! by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:48pm On Apr 08, 2016

prettythicksme:
No,thanks!I love my natural long hair.

maybe ur due for a makeover huh

Romance › Re: Ladies, Short Hair Is Soooo Sexxxy, TRUS ME!! by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:41pm On Apr 08, 2016

https://www.short-haircut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Very-short-hairstyles-for-black-women.jpg

https://0.tqn.com/d/beauty/1/S/j/e/1/rihanna-short-hair-pixie.jpg

Now go get your hair did and https://www.allsmileys.com/files/smiley-central-communicate/5258.gif

Romance › Ladies, Short Hair Is Soooo Sexxxy, TRUS ME!! by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:38pm On Apr 08, 2016

Gosh

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-YYAAOxyBjBTSpBS/s-l300.jpg

https://data.whicdn.com/images/73340011/original.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/centreforheritagestudies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Black-Women-Short-Hair-styles.jpg

Romance › Re: The Universal Bro Code by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:23pm On Apr 08, 2016

nice one bro cool

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Romance › Re: When You Find That Special Booty :-) by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 11:49pm On Apr 04, 2016

AfroKnight:
But out of that fresh booty comes the nasty stinky. Beware, before you receive mess that can damage your sense of smell forever.

You have been warned.

with a booty like that, she gets a free "mess pass" from me undecided

Romance › Re: When You Find That Special Booty :-) by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 11:48pm On Apr 04, 2016

MRBrownJ:
as much as you may be right, thats DEFINITELY not how you will sleep on that booty... i mean that guy has his nose right in her booty hole. the reality is that you will lay on your back FACING UP, on that booty.

this is the problem with over technicality, especially when it crosses over into the non technical realm.

Mr J, do you really think this guy has time for all this dy/dx huh

that guy will sleep which ever way that booty calls him, walahi angry

Romance › Re: When You Find That Special Booty :-) by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 11:44pm On Apr 04, 2016

falconey:
lwkm lwkm

I can't wait to see mine.

dreams do come true, if I could meet a girl with this kind of ass.

I don reach my bus stop.

hehehe, i feel you brah :-)

like, it's just so fit and round, everything just right.

you see how the guy is just passed out on it, probably dreaming about rainbows candies and all that's right with the world.

Romance › Re: How Guys Stoop So Low Because A Woman's Big Backside (PHOTO) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:36pm On Apr 04, 2016

gosh, i remember when i went to go spend the weekend with one of my ex's.

i remember so much begging, begging and more begging, lol.

she was like, "I don't think you'll make it through the weekend charlie", hehehe

she had on bum shorts, so girly, so hoot!

Romance › Re: When You Find That Special Booty :-) by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 11:18pm On Apr 04, 2016

breadandbeans, tell me you've never dozed off on any of your girlfriends bootys before?

like, seriously huh

that perfect soft booty that's softer than a tempurpedic?

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