₦airaland Forum

Girl: why do you want my number
Me: I want to tell you something

Girl: Tell me here
Me: I can't, I can only tell you by phone

Girl: You are not serious
Me: Please na

I mentioned her name, Adaure4ever

Tinyemeka:
They've blamed NNPC, blamed pipelines, blamed the petroleum workers, oil workers, palm wine tappers, including the old mama on the street. I find it extremely shocking that GEJ wasn't blamed here.

Blamocracy is all I see. Govt of the blamers, by the blamers and for the blamers.

In the words of DJ Khaled,

All they do is blame, blame, blame no matter what/
Got blaming on their minds/
They can never give it up/
Cos everytime Lai steps up in the building/
Everybody's ears go up!
And the blames fly/
And the lies fly/
And they stay there/
Up down up down up down/
Cos all they do is blame! Blame! Blame!
Got blaming on they minds/
They can never give it up and they stay there!!!

Keep it up.

Chief Lai has now discovered that he can't utter a word without involuntarily including one false blame or the other, hence this unusual decision to issue this flimsy excuses through an assistant. Power has now changed hands. Likewise the title ownership of the Clueless Commander of the Federal Republic CCFR.

omg, dead

i was actually rapping along, freaking hilarious

I suggest everyone save up every month to get solar panels and sizeable batteries.

Take yourself off grid

You can set up a 1kw setup, 3kw, 5kw...


Yeah, you may be able to get generators for way, way cheaper initial costs, but you'd still be stuck with petrol and maintenance fees that come ever so often during the course of ownership.

The key here, is that you, yes you, become a generating plant.

Every second the sun hits those panels, you are generating some sort of power and I think that is awesome. So awesome in fact, that Tesla is now going into the solar battery business after the huge success of their model S electric vehicle that beats a 911 in 0-60 times.

Generate your electricity for free for up to 20 years, you can't beat that.

Lets all go solar, soon they'd be begging us to connect back to the grid and we'd be like

i think they already know, but greed is a powerful thing

or maybe, they are just clueless

Elect me

I care

Do you care

Then you should get elected too

To be strictly factual here, a lot and I mean, a lot, of people complained during the past administration.

So people have always had their voices, dunno what u talking bout

1) Diversification: we've always been told how we failed to diversify our economy in the past. I expect apc to harness most, if not all our resources, from agriculture, to minerals, fossils like coal, tourism and so on.

2)24/7 power supply throughout Nigeria: Fashola has been on record saying constant power supply is not rocket science and I do agree with him. however it remains to be seen if indeed constant power is rocket science to them or not.

3) High Speed trains with modern stations: we all know that the trains GEJ procured were substandard, along with the tracks, well according to APC. So, I don't think Nigerians would be out of place in hoping for marvelous new trains and tracks, with brilliant service and even better transport times. For instance, Lagos to Ibadan in about an hour.


if they fail to achieve these after four years, then it would be safe to say that they have failed.

RZArecta:
Wailing Wailers do you want them to machete our governor head in that war zone ?

bet GEJ enter Bornu na

fresh boy no fit waka for Lagos again

lasgidi

adonbilivit

guess it's cause without Nigeria, there won't be naira-land.

guess he's looking our for his money, I guess that may be understandable, dunno

Nubian113:
GUYS DONT QUOTE THIS PLEASE JUST TAG ME NOT EVERYTHING PLEASE

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da fvck is u doing

unless your intending to rise again like the Phoenix, I suggest u stay

kallmemrB:
nigerians are always looking for justification in what is wrong....They have been warned several times ...what more do they want?

this is a perfect example of a comment from a basic zoo animal, mtcheew

I don't know how we can solve the illiteracy issue in this country, cause most illiterates, like the one I've just quoted, are totally oblivious of their condition.

halfricanadian:
biko trek to canada with no visa

hmmm, k I'm on my way with nothing but what I have on, 2 gala and 1 sachet pure water.

may fate smile on me

halfricanadian:
abi o i don port with my sense o

I need to be canadanized too

Can you please help me with my canadanization

before the guy even finishes his sentence, like "bae, I'm bro", bae is already gone

YourMain:
No I'm talking about intelligence in general.

Ehm. Yes but there are degrees. I could know that fire is hot but I'm not going to find out why or discover the mechanics behind it. But that's not the matter at hand. People that are exceptionally intelligent to the average person don't think they are intelligent. That's my argument.

I maintain, that they are aware of their intelligence, but the geniuses among them may be unaware of their genius.

Lets just agree to disagree

YourMain:
Lol. Okay. Relating back to the OP. So if a guy knows 1 + 1 = 2 he's suddenly intelligent. Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa. Stop. What even ? How many humans do you know that can track drugs with their nose ? Ooooooooh wow. And according to lots of recent researches dolphins and whales are smarter than humans...

Sigh. Not being able to do basic arithmetic doesn't make you unintelligent. No one ever said that! Jeez! Intelligence: the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.

we are talking about conventional intelligence here, are we not

I already stated that humans are innately intelligent, but when we use the word conventionally, the way most of the world does, then certain building blocks are needed.

Lessonteacher:
i meant subconscious not unconscious.. If u say say ,though, i think its hard to be consciously highly intelligent

why not, from the conscious to the subconscious, back to the conscious, in till you become a beast unconsciously

YourMain:
Lol.

No. You think you're intelligent it's cause you know things people don't know. Having basic logic skills doesn't make you intelligent. If you knew 1 + 1 is 2 you wouldn't consider yourself intelligent.

Einstein never thought himself intelligent. He spent his life trying to find answers to things he doesn't know. He didn't know things. He died not knowing things. I'm sure you can google it! Ugh.

yes, knowing that 1+1 equals 2, does make the both of us somewhat intelligent.

for instance, how many dogs do you know that can do simple additional? there's a reason humans are referred to as intelligent species, yet the lowly ant is deemed wise for it's organizational skills.

back to humans for a sec, I hope you know that there are humans out there that can't do simple arithmetic, one of the basic building blocks for advanced intelligence, like in remote villages and so on.

however, since humans are innately intelligent species, those referred to above who lack the basic building blocks for advanced intelligence, would obviously still acquire intelligence in minute forms, but such wouldn't even measure up to the world's standard today for being seen to be intelligent.

anywho rant over, whew

can someone say, overly possessive

Lessonteacher:
real intelligence,like that of Einstein takes place at unconscious level...

no, that it iss real genius that takes place at that level, not basic or advanced intelligence.

Adaure4ever:
If a guy walks up to me and is not confident, I will smile, ask for us to sit down somewhere and then hear him out what he want to say.
I love making people to be relaxed and comfortable around me.

actually it doesn't always work out if the guy is super duper shy

remember at Sega world when I was thirteen, this girl slapped my butt, smiled and then kinda ran along.

I summoned up all the courage I had, then approached her, but...

nothing! nothing came out of my mouth

I kid you not, I was just looking at her like a deer caught in the headlights right up until she just left. it was then I regained consciousness

halfricanadian:
it doesnt matter as long as he has got good intentions

Team not looking down on anybody

Canada is really doing wonders for your brain

YourMain:
From the words of shakesphere himself "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."

Geniuses like Einstein do not think they are geniuses, they can't answer the questions they themselves have. Einstein never regarded himself as a genius.

ur throwing in too many terms, which though similar, differ quite a bit.

wise, genius, intelligence

I maintain that Einstein knew he was intelligent, but maybe never saw himself as either wise or being a genius.

When you've built on basic logic skills in life, together with a certain amount of discipline, intelligence follows, genius follows with a total dedication to one's craft and wisdom only comes from God.

YourMain:
Because the more you know the more questions that arise. And the more questions that arise the more you realise you do not know. So intelligent people have more things that they do not know and the world does not know. And unlike non intelligent people they can't just google the answers and be satisfied. Leaving them feeling not as intelligent as "normal" people.

So mo' intelligence mo' problems

This is crap

so Einstein didn't know he was smart? tell me something

reminds me of that trey songz song

"I'm touching you tonight"

"wait no, I'm loving you tonight"

"wait no, I'm fuking you girl..."



girl be like: u r fuking who mtcheew

adaure4ever, ur my miss March

now all I need is your bikini pic for my calendar

2dice:
lol bros u think say na Calculus I bring faaa ?

this is for dem awon primary 6 students na, smh

what kind of rubbish is this

halfricanadian:
ur head nko i need both jare gat to make money

Nikita, queen of the damned

now I know why mama said not to follow strangers, no matter how charming they might appear.

bae, u should just have asked instead of axing my head

QueenValerie:
No......an vultures swoop down on their prey too.

u calling me a vulture

chai!

halfricanadian:
It cant size you only ur head and heart can enter inside see the name na " brief case"

guess they say "home is where your heart is", so take my heart witcha