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I have once been in love but I don't think I can ever be in love again

@scopioum

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[size=13pt]We?! You and who?[/size]

i've forgotten u bite

@ituen
welcome back

@ben~jay
how r u sure?

@clemcy

freezy:
Clemcy! Howdy! Are you in or not?

answer are u?

@CLEMCY
ARE U SURE ITS UR HOUSE SHE'S CLEANNING
AND NOT UR GUY'S BEDROOM (I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS)

@CHIOYA
U DONT HAVE TO DO THAT
DONT GIVE UP SO SOON
WE DONT BITE

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'"
"But that's right!" The father replied.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.
"That's what I said




One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and
staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up at the plaque, too, he
said quietly, "Good morning son."

"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, not taking his eyes off
the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly,
"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?


A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The schoolteacher said, O.K. children begin by putting your hand over your little heart and repeat with me, I pledge allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is your hand over your butt cheek instead of your heart? Johnny relied! I can’t. Teacher asks, why not? Well you see, when my ant comes over to pick me up and pats my bottom and says, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART!!!!!!

@gabrywyl
dont mind them they are all jealous.
they want to be a professional like u

@CLEMS
HOW COULD U SAY SUCH A THING WHEN U KNOW THAT I'M NOT NAIJA PRESSY

@ndumart

ndumart:
@enny

really didnt have enough time to reply u early enough.
Aint pushing nobody to talk, and if at all i am then it must be u because u responded to my bait.

Anyway, u have a nice pix in there, sure u took that picture some five years ago.

Meanwhile, u should have noticed that u make more sense when u are not posting

hey I LOVE U FOR THAT IF YOU KEEP IT UP, MAYBE I CAN ACCEPT UR PROPOSAL

@ituen
hey guy i miss u
how're u doing?

@ NAIRA LANDERS
PLS WHO KNOWS WHERE MY ROMADE IS
I'VE BEEN ALONE ALL WEEK END
PLS ROMADE WHERE R U?

@CHIOYA
WHO TOLD U GABRYWYL IS A SHE
WHERE WERE U WHEN ALL NAIRA LAND LADIES WERE CONVERTED INTO MALE?
U'RE DOING BLA BLA BLA RIGHT
BUT WAIT BETWEEN ME AND U, WHO WERE U DOING IT WITH?

@infobaba
which one now

@Romade
how many Rommy do we have in NL

so u quit easily
wow u too much
meet mi and Rommy by 2 AM
check back later for the destination

@ Romade
Now that u're sharing my poorest Magga
i think its beta we meet
and lets plan how to bail us out of dis poor Maggarina game

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[size=13pt]Ever seen a scorpion's tongue before? [/size]

of coz i've seen it before
it has dark hair all around it
and its very short. ^{no be true}

@ Jeovy
What do u think u are saying?
Do u want all NLanders to know she's sharing my Magga with mi
i no want trouble oo
its only Saucekid

romade:
Jeovy d no u r trying to call is not reachable at d moment
please, try again later

i talk to u

ennyluv, this is love in sharing
& i av not said nytyn implicatin such

Jeovy, do u hear that?
so u must always mind mine biz

hmmmmm

@Romade
u know i dont share my maggas
KEEP OFF

The NLF (Naira Land Foruum) had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists,
Saucekid, Sam MIlla and Clemcykul
For the final test, the NLF agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find Clencykul sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
Saucekid said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my friend."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
Then Sam MIlla was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then Sam Milla came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my girl."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your girl and go home."
Finally, it was Clemcykul's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her Sam MIlla.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Clemcykul.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.

@ Saucekid
What up with ya?
its quite a long time.

meet me at dt joint (u remember?)
dying to feel u again

@romade
hey Rommy luv i've missed u
hope its d same wt u
i've been busy

@GABRYWYL

SAME HERE
HOW'RE U DOING?

romade:
sims u like me
stop picking on me search 4 ya size
my cert was in primary level ow e go be ssce & nce
that one na for you now eniola ko titi
no tell mama say my English don beta o

HOW DO U KNOW THATS MY NAME
U MUST BE A WIZARD
AS PER UR MAMA DONT WORRY I WONT TELL HER

@POSTER
SO You WERE IN D BEDROOM WITH US?
WOW
WERE You THE GUY WITH THE CAMERA

as he wont come tonite
u'll be welcome to share it wt me
but pls dont bring the camera along

@ ROMADE
I'VE BEEN WONDERING MYSELF
WAS IT SSCE OR NCE
PLS ENLIGHTEN ME

IF U GO TO A CLUB WITH ME U ARE AN AJEBUTTER
BUT WHEN U ENTER A BUS PARK AND MEET KEVOH U ARE AN AJEPAKO

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[size=13pt]Different tactics at melting the same plastic[/size]

SCORPION THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT STORY OR TALES MY GRANDMAMA TOLD ME

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I'VE WARNED U BEFORE U LEAVE MY BED THIS MORNING
DONT LOOK FOR TROUBLE, COZ I WONT HAUL UR ARSE OUT.
AFTER EVERYTHING THAT U'VE READ IN THIS THREAD THE ONLY COMMENT U HAVE IS OK
CHEI I DON DIE
DONT COM AGAIN TONITE OOOO

STOP BEING SPITEFUL
CLEMCY LOVES YOUR BRAIN LIKE THAT SCORPION