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Add the 14th one.
I have only known 1wife .Lies ,Obi impregnated my wife and is the father of my kids.

Reno,Obis matter will kill you

Pastor,how did you know the lyrics and rythm of Abia Poly girls?

I wanted to judge him based on his hair and tattoos and I'm reminded of; Jesus and the adulterous woman;of him and Mathew the tax collector;of the woman,Anja Ringeñ who rescued Akwaibom "hope" while religious AKS Christians looked away because of a prophecy of witchcraft ;of him and the prostitute who poured expensive Alabaster oil on his feet.

If Jesus was on Earth today I will be intrigued as to what the makeup of his church would be.
He was radical! He could do without the old testament policies.
Chi zuruike n'ihe ana acho na chi,zuo oke n'ihe ana acho na mmadu.

NDSMELODY:
pls how can I get there website?

I will fetch it as soon as I get it.

https://www.nairaland.com/7838759/uk-physics-teachers-wanted#125758363

UK link:https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/international-relocation-payments/international-relocation-payments

NDSMELODY:
check this

UK is seeking for your type bro
Well versed in physics or studied physics education.
They will refund you

Go to their website and search for physics teachers needed or even on Nl here,you will see the link

New era of exotic vehicles so Dino can pick his latest toys without having to travel or pay custom duties

Let Bugatti or Maybach automobiles open a factory in Kogi state

Come and buy my Oppo phone.
You won't regret it

Add the wives of the Obj and Atiku.
They were Amazon's.
Their pet projects got to the masses.

Apus:
This one na for butty children na. Na pure water we dey carry go skul then or we drink tap water. Sharp!

Ice water not purewater.

You reminded me of "Useni" our gateman then.
As the last person leaves the compound for work,so he locks the gate and leaves for his "own" work too
You'd never find him at home during the day.
Was even magnanimous to duplicate gate keys and share to us as per ppl wey him use juju tie.
He was sacked later though.

His impetus was on steroids

loluharmony:
Some ladies destiny will go for this. May God help our female children

What of your gender too who's killing,kidnapping for ransom,stealing and doing rituals for it ?

Some of you clearly lack sense on this forum.
Ladies Everytime in your filthy mouth

Some states like this one hardly make the news from year to year.

She doesn't have "Nigerian husband's " problem.
The ones who are "modern "when it's time to bring something to the table but remembers they are"traditional" when it comes to home duties.

Marriages that sucks life's juices out of the females.

News naira
I bag of News rice
A derica of news beans
1 packet of news spaghetti.


Only on news
Fraudulent govt

Arrest all of them.Add NASIMS too
Anchor Borrowers scheme
Conditional cash transfer
Household loan
Geep
Survival fund
Njfp
Subsidy palliative
Npower
Farmer mini
Trader Moni

Shishi I've never received.
Just be hearing Billions disbursed everyday

BALLOSKI:
That's my problem with this report. It'd further endanger more hunchback people in our society. They should not have reported it this way. Headless people would begin to hunt for hunchbacks now.

Hunt for?
They are mostly extinct cos they are victims of kidnapping for rituals.

Are the palliatives exhausted already?

Juanmike:
I get Uranium for dick.

Contact Ministry of mining
Is it of commercial quantity.
We want sizeable fx

Death to all Yahoo boys and their proteges including those at the HK right now.
If you quote me talking nonsense,may they also visit your own bank account.

Fredrick Leonard wannabe!

triple996:
Make raining season come

It's been raining for over 2 weeks now nonstop yet the work was ongoing and is done.
Heavy trucks used by FMCGs,bottling companies etc ply there from morning to night.

Chineke!

Even the owner of the hunchbank wanted proceeds from his biological "Mercury"

Stupid.d folks

The Igbo man's penchant to always do business in everything
The Yoruba man's penchant for rituals!

Tufiakwa!

The mod that brought ChildofDoom's thread to the frontpage deserves a koboko .
He's a notorious troll whose job is always to conjure debased activities going through his mind.
He's a fit candidate for Aro mental hospital,Yabaleft or Nigerian prison

Squirrel1:
U see this sex addiction of a thing, I swear to God is the worst thing that can happen to any man, especially when it involves prostitutes n not regular girls.

U go just de go ahsawo house de spend until u sidown calculate weti u don spend den u go know hw fr. " From July to now I've spent over 90k on prostitutes n cigarette"

Now like this, I only have 3k to use n run transport to enter school for exam but I'm thinking about borrowing 1k and using the whole money to visit a brothel. It's painful tbh.

I never use to be like this, tbh. I feel bad, sad n worried for myself.

You are on your ownoo.
XhikdofDoom is a notorious troll.Dont take him serious.

@ChildofDoom,when are you going to experience a Nigerian prison?

OUK was governor without first lady.

Rip beautiful one.

skj1377:
But many of them use caterers these days so you have some standard . The other issue is the garden egg and local groundnut paste served on each table. Theses days garden egg is expensive so am sure that practice has stopped

It hasn't and will never stop.
Till 2moro,that's the 1st thing you will be served. it's our culture and puff-puff,samosa ,chin chin etc would never replace it.

Ndi eriri eri

Take her to General hospital Calabar.
Their rate is highly subsidized and expert care is received.