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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:56pm On Feb 11, 2018
Emekayoung:
Pls shut up if u don't have meaningful contributions... Did I mention ur name to give me answers. Nigerians like to carry anoda man matter for head like pure water sellers. How come?
Bros, actually Google might do u more good.

Don't be surprise all this analysis posted here, by GAZZUZZ might be copy and paste.

Whenever I have a problem with my car, I research via Google, those white mechanics post all information online free.

It was the information I gathered on Google, I was able to resolve most of my car problems without spending too much.

For people with AC wahala? Check out this link
http://www.aa1car.com/library/ac98.htm
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:27pm On Feb 11, 2018
Romeo3:
Does that one look like who can advise anyone on anything? shocked
At least corolla owners have been advised.

People who have reached me privately, regarding prices of corolla parts appreciate.

What I advise the guy, won't cause any harm, and he can do it himself without spending penny.

BTW Romeo3 welcome back.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 4:12pm On Feb 11, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
i can tell you a lot wrong in what you just quoted.

That an engine runs does not mean it is in superb condition.
For me my car is super functional.

5months on, no sign of slowing down. Only oil change.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 3:19pm On Feb 11, 2018
Carshopper:
@entaparrot it didn't work oooo ... I think u said something about 2k

@ifyeez

I have come to learn things the hard way so this days I go with the easy.. One thing I have learnt is 'expensive on the short run is cheaper in the long run'

Paying a certain amount for a skill set that will stop ur worries is best cuz it also comes with warranty.

Going to a professional doctor is best over going to roadside chemist
If you have an idea, there is nothing wrong doing thing the easy way.

September 2017, my timing chain cut on motion, I called all the so called super mechanics, some quoted bill of 120k repair cost, some 80k. Some condemn my cylinder.

After consulting 4 different mechanics, I settled for one, went to ladipo myself, bought the parts myself.
4 engine valve=3000naira (tokunbo)
Timing chain=3500 naira (new)
Chain adjuster=2500naira (new)
Top gasket = 2500naira (new)
Blue gum=500
Workmanship 7000naira.

I spent less than 20k and my car is up and running.

If I had listen to GAZZUZZ 10k diagnosis and towing of my car to his workshop 20k will just be the start.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 2:50pm On Feb 11, 2018
thebigkendo:
Hahaha me that I gave reasonable answer without asking for 10k.. You said am a mechanic and I was lying, now your topping up gas & cleaning filter option did not work.. I used Same car with ifyeez and I was talking from experience also.
What is the reasonable answer you gave?

What I said, will not only help ifyeez, it could save some people some little cash.

I'm no mechanic, I only share my experience about my corollas , ifyeez problem is related, to mine.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:49am On Feb 11, 2018
Carshopper:
To help is a choice not obligation (agree?)

His own issues may be more complicated than yours (agree?)

If gazzuz decides to look at it in a professional way, that isn't a crime (agree?)

Sometimes the headache for free consultations is so high that a value is given to reduce it. But that doesn't mean he can't call gazzuz privately to discuss.
Go back and read what happened.

ifyeez replied me saying, he will try my option.

GAZZUZZ replied by saying if that option worked, he will pay 10k, what is he insinuating?

Listen, nobody is begging for free consultation, why is he trying to discredit my own free consultation, at least he should give reasons.

And ifyeez AC issue is never complicated to compare mine, his explanation is exactly the same as mine.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:01am On Feb 11, 2018
aofrank:
Guys please help do justice to this, is Toyota corolla 2003, 2004 & 2005 models acceptable on über and taxify.
Yes, they are acceptable, one of the best for Uber.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:00am On Feb 11, 2018
Carshopper:
10k for diagnosis is his mode of operation... he can't come and explain it to you.

You are a lawyer .. Do u write agreement for free?

He is able to quantify his skills set, if u like it use it, if u don't it's no big deal.


Have you checked other threads why he gives free consultation?


Why do we manage cars on uber and collect a fee? Simple, we have been able to manage a skill set.


Every body is guilty of selling a skill set . Abi how person go chop again grin
Here is the problem.

ifyeez asked 4 help, and gazzuz asked for 10k to help.

Help ifyeez asked for, happen to be wat I have experienced in the past, so I advise him on what to do and 1800naira will be the solution.

GAZZUZZ sent his partner thebigkendo to discredit me, (look @  thebigkendo profile, they have been connected)

I still insist on the option, then his final damage control was to throw 10k out, if my advice work, 10k in gazzuz stupid honour.

GAZZUZZ refuse to give any reasonable answer, but was quick to bet on my option.

To proof me wrong, he should explain his 10k diagnosis.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 7:57am On Feb 11, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
if[b] you do not know it, you should shut up!
[/b]
My standards will not change because I contribute on this thread.

I am yet to force anyone to use my service.

You don't find me splashing my number upandan saying bring your cars to my workshop.

I am here for uber related business.

I charge for diagnosis.

I will not stop charging for it.
The one I know I won't shut up and you can't shut me up.

Did you see me reply the post about automatic or manual compressor, why cc me?

I'm not stopping u from charging any diagnosis fee, not my problem.

My problem with u, is the greediness in u, pretending to help, but actually looking for 10k diagnosis.

Why are you ignoring my question about breaking down your own diagnosis? (what you actually intend doing) since you are so sure my idea won't work.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 10:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
cc entparrot
First of all, I'm no mechanic or ac specialist and I'm not claiming to be one.

I'm only giving advise to the guy, base on what I have experienced in the past. What you are doing is what almost every mechanic does, if they see u have zero idea, they take advantage of you.

I just see you as a mechanic taking advantage of car owners here with ur diagnosis.

Your strategy is simply, 10k diagnosis.

If u r giving 1m bills to companies or politicians, I will give you kudos.

But coming here to take advantage of drivers, or partners that are trying to save up from their investments, I won't encourage that.

That guy quoted u asking for ur help, rather than you help, you want to milk him of 10k.

Oga that's not fair.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 12:12pm On Feb 10, 2018
Epphy:
Madame na.
Some mechanics have workshops with people that are experts in different things.
Meaning the person that own the workshop, knows everything and can fix everything on his own.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 11:59am On Feb 10, 2018
jayooh:
Be wary of a doctor who is quick to say you have malaria or typhoid just because u claimed to Have temperature. huh
Be wary of a mechanic that is Jack of all trade.

Flat tire? Diagnosis
AC? Diagnosis
Panel beta? Diagnosis

Everything u ask: Diagnosis
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:35pm On Feb 09, 2018
jarkbauer:
I can smell beef with gazzuzz. He is free to collect diagnosis fees. I think gazzuzz trained abroad. "In the abroad" you will get a quote for diagnosis, price for replacements parts, the actual fixing and tax. and this is his model. You know it is like when we are sick, instead of going to hospital for proper diagnosis we go to chemist and the chemist will treat us.Some people will even call their doctor friends or neighbors for free diagnosis.
GAZZUZZ train abroad? Oh no, he is train in Aba

I can't believe he is train abroad and behave this way.

People who train abroad will explain in details to you, not when he has an idea, kept mute with the options, but only direct u to the option of spending naira b4 giving u any answer. That's Aba trick...

Just like when u go to a good doctor, and your body is hot, he will tell you is either malaria or typhoid or this or that, but a proper test will tell you what is wrong.

Not just throw you straight to test, with no explanation or anything.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 8:12pm On Feb 09, 2018
jarkbauer:
My advice is, dont dislike gazzuzz for his charges Hes only selling his expertise and na Ibo man, though a little expansive for an average Joe but in the long run its good that good a mechanic handle your car. from my findings he is good and more honest than a lot of mechanic that i know.
Who is disliking who? I have no problem with anybody.

Someone stated exactly the same problem, I have faced in the past, and I gave my honest opinion. And it has worked for me.
slamstanlee confirm the same thing.

Even my house ac, if the filter not clean, the ac won't chill properly.

So tell me where the dislike is coming from, we should stop sharing opinions and follow only gazzuz opinion?

Any question you ask gazzuz diagnosis, you have a flat tire, diagnosis!

Na wow!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 7:59pm On Feb 09, 2018
thebigkendo:
Lol Somebody is topping every year & feels its normal..
It's not normal, but it's chilling, I have never change compressor or condenser or do any major ac work.

If I'm doing anything wrong, my ac would have been destroyed, but it's stronger.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 7:53pm On Feb 09, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
10k vs 2k. Seems you not so sure of your diagnosis.

Let's make it easier.

Ifyeez, just remove the filter and test, if it works the parrot was correct an I owe you 10k wink

Filter clog is caused by dirt and restricts the flow of air.
When that happens you would have to use the blower fan at higher speeds to get cabin to cool. Removing filter temporarily to test has eliminated the clog.

Waiting for results.
Less than 2k, is what it cost with my recommendation to fix the ac, instead of him to think the money will be waste as  thebigkendo suggested.

Why are you missing the part, the guy says ac works and chill only morning and evening, but during hot afternoon not so cool.

I have had couple of the same experiences in the past, and what I recommended worked for me, and still working.

Now since you suggest it won't work, I challenge u to tell us, what will work, you break down my explanation as an expert, now break down ur 10k diagnosis.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 6:03pm On Feb 09, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
ifyeez if this advice works, I'll send you 10k.

gazzuzz's honour.
ifyeez I will send you the 2k to do the advise, I just gave you. If it work return my money, if didn't work, keep the 2k.

I have paid the price when I own my first car 8years ago, lies upon lies, just to take ur money.

I'm sharing my experience, so Uber guys won't be loosing most of their earnings to mechanics, my corollas behave that way sometimes, whenever I apply the same method, everything works fine.

U don't need any damn diagnosis to fix that ac, dirty cabin filter is one of the common thing, that makes ac not cool very well
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 4:35pm On Feb 09, 2018
thebigkendo:
First of all Sorry to disappoint you, am not a mechanic.

AC chills in the morning and evening and not chilling hot afternoon can be caused by
1. Clogged/faulty condenser
2. Weak compressor
3. Shortage of gas: Ideally AC system is a closed system, gas should not short except the system has a leak.. Topping up of the gas will just be a waste of money because it will still leak out and he will be back to square 1..

NB. Clugged filter will not stop AC from cooling on hots days or when car is stationary, it will reduce the overall AC efficiency be it morning afternoon or night.
With the symptoms he stated my bet is on either NO 1 and/or 2
And it is not advisable to top up gas, It could actually cause more problems in the AC system.
Oga shortage does not mean there is leakage, my cars, I top up gas once in a year and I haven't seen any problem, ac still cools more than ever.

If there is leakage within few days gas will dry up, making the ac not to cool at all.

You don't expect ac gas to remain there forever,you need to top up or refill.

Clean your filter every month and keep enjoying ur ac.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 4:24pm On Feb 09, 2018
ridwanadedapo:
Based on experience, don’t use those thin gas for your vehicle. If you need to fill your gas, make use of the recommended gas. Thin gas damage the AC system.

Thanks
I have been using that thin gas for over 5years, yet none of my vehicles AC system has been damage.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 3:17pm On Feb 09, 2018
slamstanlee:
True... The blue corolla on my profile... We just change the the filter and it's chilling like a freezer
Yea, the filter is the common factor, that usually affect the ac.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 3:02pm On Feb 09, 2018
thebigkendo:
grin grin grin you must be kidding me.. And if the gas leaks again he should top it up again with another 1200
Read what he wrote, AC chills in the morning and evening, only during hot afternoon it doesn't chill properly.

Common factors is shortage of gas or dirty cabin filter.

If there is gas leakage, it will dry up in couple of days, and it won't chill at all.

After cleaning the cabin filter, top up a bit of gas, and you will enjoy your AC, the 1200 gas you won't even finish half for top up.

No need to discredit me, I know you are a mechanic and most mechanic don't like to say the truth.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 2:02pm On Feb 09, 2018
The same thing happens to AC in the house, those AC people will lie to you, something wrong, nothing is wrong, is only the air filter that is dirty, clean it regularly,

And you will enjoy your AC.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 1:54pm On Feb 09, 2018
ifyeez:
Please I need your candid opinion also help too, my Honda Accord the AC gets cold very early in the morning till like around 11am when the sun is up, then once the sun gets really hot around that time, the AC kinda only blows air and little ac, especially when am in traffic, then evening from 7pm when the sun has gone down the AC gets really cold again that I ve to reduce it to the lowest. My ac guy has changed almost everything about my AC, now his telling me to buy a new compressor for 35k again. Please help a brother before this guy kill me, he has finished my Taxify money.
There is nothing wrong with your air condition, don't allow any mechanic to deceive u into buying compressor or spending 10k in the name of diagnosis.

Your carbin air filter is dirty.

You can do it yourself, or better still find someone to help you open the carbin air filter, take it to fucknizer to blow it.

If you want to top gas, that tin gas is sold for 1200naira, fucknizer 100naira to blow, give the person that open it for you 500 naira, and your ac will be very cool during hot afternoon.

Don't go and be given away all the money u earn driving to mechanic, they should give high bills to politicians not Uber drivers.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2018
jarkbauer:
Guys take it easy. This is from a scene of Uber/taxify Accident yesterday. The guy died.
Oh my God, rip to the dead.

Please drive carefully.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 9:56am On Feb 06, 2018
jayooh:
Hola, plus I need the contact of your seller for shock absorbers.
Whatsapp me pls, check my signature for my number.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Prays Against Killers, Protectors, Sponsors At Holy Ghost Service by entparrot(f): 10:11am On Feb 04, 2018
MrMcJay:
Baba, speak up and stop dancing around issues.

When the Financial Reporting Council of Nigeria stipulated that Trustees of NGOs retire after 20 years, Pastor Adeoye didn't ask us to fast and pray. He came put straight and hammered the act of the FRCN as an affront on the church by the FG. The FG was forced to do the right thing.

When Freeze started his stories, Pastor Adeboye didn't ask us to pray, he made his stand and position known.

In Abuja, they killed Mrs. Dorcas an ordained RCCG Deaconess while preaching early in the morning and no single person was convicted. Not a single word was said from Pastor Adeboye.

When he needed money for the new Auditoriums, did he pray to God for provision or he came out straight to tell us there was a need?

Jesus Christ must really be proud of him.
Great one sir.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Prays Against Killers, Protectors, Sponsors At Holy Ghost Service by entparrot(f): 10:09am On Feb 04, 2018
If it's about paying tithe now, they will speak more.

Instead of them to speak against these atrocities, they are telling us, it's CAN responsibility.
CrimeRe: 30-Year-Old Man Who Fingered 7-Year-Old Girl Granted N500,000 Bail by entparrot(f): 10:16am On Jan 30, 2018
xynerise:
Stop granting them bail without punishment....some stupid parents will use this as a means of making money and push their kids to get raped...



Hope I made a point? undecided
You made no point

It's a bailable offense, he is not paying 500k to anybody, it's part of his bail conditions.

He will still go to court, if found guilty he will be jailed
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 7:26am On Jan 30, 2018
agbalagba1:
U all are doing a great job,I appreciate u all,please Im interested in dis e-hailing business and my Toyota matrix just arrived Lagos and I want to ask if it is Uber/taxify compliance?
cc: romeo3
cc: chillex8
cc: entparrot
cc: dru23
cc: daveonoja,gazzuz e.t.c


Awaiting your swift response.
Matrix is acceptable, another good car for Uber its very cheap to maintain, similar to corolla.

We can help you manage it, and you get consistent pay weekly.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 11:33am On Jan 29, 2018
Enyinne:
Pls how much is back and front shock absorber ? I need to have an idea of the market price and If possible give me contact of seller in ladipo.thanks
I just change mine last month, tokunbo only the front shock not with spring 4000 naira each. The tokunbo I bought for my other corolla has been there for over 6months no shaking, if you need good parts seller in ladipo whatsapp me.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 11:24am On Jan 29, 2018
nurez305:
your phone number please
09082888418... Expecting ur call sir.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by entparrot(f): 7:18am On Jan 29, 2018
@Coolbenzino you can't kill our voices, our voices must be heard.

Anyone with a complain please post it here.

You are helping others.

Don't forget if you have good cars, bring it to us, we pay you upfront, no pay don't release ur car.

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