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PoliticsRe: Mahdi Shehu Granted Bail, He Reacts by epainos: 9:36pm On Jan 09, 2025
Lol

The only message in this video is that you should not mess with people who know you well, or even your background. Your self esteem is vital. Do not sell it for a large sum because it is not worth it.
Foreign AffairsRe: All Five Living US Presidents Unite At Funeral Of Jimmy Carter (photos) by epainos: 9:31pm On Jan 09, 2025
The pictures are so lovely. I like that of Obama and Trump so much. This is a warning to everyone: don't mess with the US and give them a reason to unite against you. They can unite in their differences.
BusinessRe: Pricing Strategy Research In Nigeria: Unlocking Market Opportunities by epainos: 11:01am On Jan 09, 2025
ikedike200:
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Anaekwe Everistus Nnamdi
Founder & Market Research Analyst
Foraminifera Market Research Limited
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Actually, I am currently working on a marketing research project in the UK healthcare industry, specifically with elderly patients with autism, and I am looking into using both descriptive and predictive analytics to source clients for the UK-based company.

My issue is that most Nigerians are too lazy and only want money. Even your ad here appears to be artificial intelligence generated content, which is unfortunate.

Please, readers, are there any good and experienced data scientists around? Or have they all japa?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu in Enugu, Says It’s Time to Unite, Build Nigeria by epainos: 11:20am On Jan 05, 2025
Every opposition believes Nigeria will fail, but history has shown that those who believe Nigeria will fail also preach unity when they arrive at Aso Rock. Tinubu claimed Nigeria would not work, but then he began sponsoring northerners, whom he used as a stepping stone to Aso Rock. Very interesting.

Will Nigerians ever unite?
PoliticsRe: Inflation: Organised Labour Pushes For Minimum Wage Increase In 2025 by epainos: 5:25am On Jan 02, 2025
Labor leaders' reasoning is excellent. Despite the fact that we support the tax and Tinubu rejects this new proposal (when we see another sensible discussion, we will support it), he will understand that Nigerians are not fools. No one who wants Nigeria to progress will ever support the northern backwardness argument for trying to stop the bill, but this one is valid. A lesson here is that when you are doing your combination and permutation, keep in mind that someone else is doing logic and reasoning, "another another" is doing calculus, and "another, another, another" is already calculating variance and standard deviation. Let's wait for FG's reaction. Now, we will know if they care about civil servants. I pray devil doesn't use Tinubu to kill himself this time thinking Labor is uniting with the north. Because if he tries any nonsense, they will know that Nigerians are not fools.
AgricultureRe: Why Is It Hard To Get Agric Loan From Government by epainos:
eddy2farm:
Thank you for your concern.
One more thing

Give me link on agriculture loan with a low interest rate and see if I will not provide all the documents required of me to secure the loan I need.

Government should be shame for not getting their loan back from loan applicants.
Commercial bank do everything to get there loan back.
Traveling abroad is not enough reason to denied me loan not when I meet up to the required documents to secure such loan

I can't hide my plan because I want loan .
I am happy with my progress and profit sofar from my farm. I only want more which is not bad

Honestly appreciate your input
I believe we both misunderstood ourselves from the post.
Thank you so much
I repeat, your desperation is not allowing you to reason well. I said I could NEVER give you a loan because you have shown the intention to japa, and here you are asking me. Don't you read well to assimilate deeply? huh

After everything written, and seeing the odds against you...yet asking for a single digit agricultural interest loan in Nigeria. smiley

My prayer is that you don't delay your progress looking for what you can't get. You think many of us don't require loan to leverage? Keep on with the ultimate search.

A man who is told a half word but meditates on it to become a whole inside him will go far in life..
AgricultureRe: Why Is It Hard To Get Agric Loan From Government by epainos:
eddy2farm:
Getting loan from the government have nothing to do with me sending my family abroad.
It is my choice.
If you feel offended with my post, I apologise. However, the truth is the truth....and it is what you are reading. If you refuse to accept reality and rethink your strategy, best of luck. You are a fully grown adult who cannot be forced to do anything. As an adult, you will bear the consequences of your actions and reactions. Of course, consequences can be positive or negative.

Having said that, I am telling you that from the past, over 90% who took loan ...japa. Around 10 years ago or more in Lagos, there is a program called "Yes Agric". Lagos State trained farmers and put them in farm villages. One is in Epe. The first set were given money after training, and they almost all took off to different countries. Lol. The next set were not giving money, but they were set up in the farm villages and given all assets they need with installment payment of expenditure. Even the loan Dr Adeshina (Minister ot Agric during Jonathan's tenure) gave out to farmers, they didn't give out money for all. They had vendors who supplied farmers all assets, and they gave farmers current expenditure instalmentally. So, think about that. I don't even recommend going for this kind if the opportunity arises again because those vendors supplied fake products. Lol. And some of them started going to loan takers to collect some percentage and they gave them the money instead of supplying them with assets. Lol. See how disgusting Nigerians are. Government had to go again...spend more money to start checking vendors. Checking corruption is an unnecessary waste. When the money already allocated finished, they stopped the program and did not put it in the budget again. That's how they killed that too. Lol. Na government kill am or na people kill am?

Oga...except you have an asset, no one will give you loan. It is not only about bad government but about bad citizens too. And since you have shown the intention to japa, if I was in charge, I would NEVER give you. Read this statement again and again. I don't hate you...but it's only a stupid person in charge of loan that will grant someone in your situation. No asset, no way to pay back if you default, and you have shown the intention to japa. grin

The government should hide their head in shame because they can not recovered loan given to farmers .
I can assure you they give out those loan base on man no man not on merits.
Both government and citizens should actually bury their heads in shame. Don't blame the government alone. I have highlighted your own issues too. Most Nigerians are mad set of species. grin

Yes, you are right...there is "man know man" loan system. Let me shock you. CBN initiated a loan via bank of industry one time and producers with equipment worth substantial amount can access loan for running their businesses. And they have for Agric too. Here is the trick. If you go to any bank for loan, they will ask around minimum of 25% per interest per year. And CBN decided to do single digit, meaning that the max is 9.9%. That's good news. Do you know what happened? CBN officials in charge of the loan started collecting 10% bribe from applicants. And they set out marketers who go about getting them anyone who can give 10% of what he is asking. So, the person pays 19.9% instead of 25% to 30% to commercial or merchant banks. Lol. Even the person is not qualified due to his nature of business, those guys have guys in CAC and they can quickly set up a business for the person and bla bla bla. Na so oil and gas boys took all the loans that aren't meant for them becos it pays them. That's why they are even stronger and the cabals are stronger daily.

Is government the CBN workers? Is government the marketers set out to do the illegal runs. Is government the bad people in CAC. See, Nigeria is a messed up nation. Everyone is almost mad here. Period.

Before concluding ask questions
Any body can rent 200 acres of land to farm. is not a must you must own a land before farming.
Beside did you no if this land I am farming on is my own?
You wan collect millions from government to farm on a rented land. Lol. Oga, you need to go to school and learn how to operate business. I laugh oooo. Na waooo. And you are bold to say this. Even you. ....can you loan someone who you know cannot or might not pay back money? You will better off give such person. It's why I said, it's a grant you meant to say. You don't pay grants back. But you must show you are the best to get grants.

There is a case study I was just teaching my team recently about how Chase Bank in the US used predictive analysis to know who is likely to default in their mortgage payment or quickly pay back so they can quickly sell such to other banks. And they were able to make over half a billion dollars in profit doing that a year after the program started. My point is that loan givers always try to find ways to eliminate those who are likely not to pay back. I want to believe our government is presently using analytical methods to do this, but no one needs to use any statistical methodology to know you are not qualify. grin

So if I don't have property value 300m I can't
access loan now I see the reason why thing are hard here in Nigeria.
See question. Lol. I will reply you. Yes. I will personally deny you based on that. I'm telling you. You can fight me all you can...insult me...but I'm telling you the truth.


Listen my friend I don't need free money from any body. All need is loan to increase my farming.
Advised the government to start investing in agriculture via loan to real farmers not political farmers.
My friend, if you don't require free money, you will put down something worth 2 to 5 times of the money you want to collect. Since you are sure you will pay back, you should have no problem. You don't have, you work towards it. You don't need to expand exponentially if you don't have the source. Oga, if you sit down and restrategise, and you are sure that you can do well with this venture...I am sure (100% sure), you can come up with a better option. And I challenge you cos I know you can do it if only if you are successful with 55 acres. Yes, I'm confident of what I am writing here.

It is normal for individual to present reasonable document or collateral before getting a loan.
Last time I checked the one I submitted to nisal or whatever they call themselves they never get back to me. Yet they collect my money for application.
Cos Nigeria is messed up. NISRAL or whatever they are called ooo grin farmers oooo, workers ooo, pastors oooo, imams oo, babalawo ooo, they are all potential huspuppies. Period. Most are Invictus Obi waiting for the opportunity to strike. Gbam!

You talk as if you no my farm . My friend I have a mini factory for gari and fufu production.
How much did you think one can make from 55 acres of casava farm ? I don't do paper farming.
Go read my initial post and you will see where I made comment if you have such equipment for producing garri. Oga, your desperation isn't allowing you to even digest my comment. Lol. grin Walahi! You no qualify. Since you don't do paper farming and you are sure you.arent doing well, you are not qualified. You are the judge of your case if you don't know, I am telling you know. The earlier you accept this fact and look for a better alternative, the better for you instead of chasing how to build a floating skyscrapers in the sky. grin

Reality will come in after thinking you will make millions in just 3 acres as mentioned in one of the tread here.
You forget you will feed pay bill from this same farm. But you quickly say 55 acres profits will take my family anywhere in the world.
Lol! Exactly my point. I don't need to visit your farm with all you have written here to know you are not qualified. Your reality is the truth and I based my comments of it, and this is it: your business isn't making enough profit. Na you imply so...not me.

Oga, loans aren't meant for those struggling. That's the rule. Loans are meant for people who are already making it big. If you don't know, get it into your skull today. This is why rich people are richer. And it's like this all over the world. If Dangote decides to do that same cassava, all banks will line up begging him to come take from them. This is the truth. Who wants to give a struggling business man loan? grin

Go abroad and understand the principle of credit score. This allows you to gain a better understanding of debt. The poor always have a low credit score, which prevents them from obtaining additional credit, whereas the wealthy deliberately borrow and repay in order to gain access to additional credit. Think about this. It means that the moment you show you are not doing so well, you aren't qualified. Period. You have to show that you don't desperately need the money, but you just want to take it as a leverage. If not, you no qualify..

Honestly I don't have energy to type.
I do not have the energy to type for people like you either, but for the sake of readers who are learning from your story, I can write a longer epistle and come up with different case studies to back up my story, so let's go there.

Again...I repeat....if you are willing to find a way out, you will ask for help here. So, it's your choice...you can keep nagging about the loan you are not qualified for, or you think out of the box to find a better alternative.

Goodluck!
AgricultureRe: Why Is It Hard To Get Agric Loan From Government by epainos: 5:15am On Dec 31, 2024
eddy2farm:
Why is it hard to get federal or state agriculture loan?
I have been farming for about 15 years now , geting a loan to increase the farm size is a problem.
Last time I think around 2020 or so I try apply for NIRSAL loan. They took my application money up till now I never here from them.is a shame that government are not supporting real farmers.
However I have been able to farm over 55 acres of casava farm, 5 acres of plantain farm and 10, acres of palm farm without loan from anyone.
We are heading for a new season to start farming. I will appreciate if government can give me loan.
I went to other private microfinance bank for loan but what they are willing to give me for a start is very poor.
Honestly I am bigger than a loan of 500k or 1m.
eddy2farm:
Honestly I really want to increase my capacity to around 170 to 200 acres but I don't have the money l.


Okay I will take your advice

Tanks so much.
I believe what you are asking for is a grant and not a loan. You don't repay a grant back.

Oga, government in Nigeria operates on the basis of priorities set by political godfathers. This is what is killing us. In any case, presidents Obasanjo, Yaradua, and Jonathan attempted to provide single-digit loans to farmers but were unsuccessful. Farmers collected the money and japa. You have already demonstrated this intention in your post below:

eddy2farm:
Thank for the advice.
I have actually put all this on paper.

I really want go big this time around. The bigger the better for profit which can enable me leave as normal human being in this hard time.
I want to fulfill my wish because I am getting older.
My plan is to take my family out this country.

Imagine all till now I am still looking for money and the right connection, which is a shame to me already.
The desperation in this post raises a red flag. You feel you are getting old. You need to make it fast. You need to move your family out. Lol....To be honest, the government is correct in discontinuing loan and grant programs for new and non well established farmers. Lol.

To get a loan, you must show that you have assets to use as collateral. If you can demonstrate that you have N300 million in assets, you can obtain a loan ranging from N100 million to N200 million. This is how it works. You japa or you default in paying interest, you forfeit your assets.

How many farmers are well-established and can demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt that they will put the money to good use?

The probability is high that you are presently working on leased land. You are thinking of expanding to 200 acres on rented land and with loan. I laugh in Swahili.

My recommendation
If you sell raw cassava, stop it. Process it to garri, store, and sell gradually. You will make more profit from 55 acres selling garri than selling 200 acres raw cassava harvest.

If you are already selling garri, find a way to brand it and retail everything. You will make 20 times more of what 200 acres raw cassava will give you.

Tinubu's new VAT applied to you. They want you to go into processing because that is where money is. And find a way to brand your products. 55 acres of land is enough to make more than enough to send your family to anywhere you want to.

Judging by all I have read here, oga...you no qualify at all for any loan or grant. If you need suggestions on how to go about my recommendations, ask for help in this forum. Search the threads for old threads. Tons of information you can use.

Like you are advised...you can apply blue ocean strategy too. Can you process your cassava into something useful that no one is thinking of doing in your area?

Goodluck!
PoliticsRe: Tax Reform: We’ll Show You Our True Colours, Bauchi Governor Threatens Tinubu by epainos: 4:57am On Dec 28, 2024
I am confident Tinubu will win in 2027 by any means necessary, and he will maintain a tight grip on Nigeria. I feel (may be wrong) he will eventually be the one to pave the way for the return of regional governments in Nigeria because he does not want the north to take away the power that he will continue to accumulate for Lagos. Have you noticed that his Lagos critics, such as Bode George, are silent and do not say much against him? That is to say, they have realised he is the only one with the courage to face the north. Hmmmm!
PoliticsRe: Those Who Don’t Understand Tax Reform Bills Are Loudest Critics – Akpabio by epainos:
The bill is absolutely OK, even VAT. This bill demonstrates greed in many states, which is not sustainable. How can a state be unable to generate enough income for itself while relying on other states to feed it? It is absolutely unacceptable.

The bill may not be perfect, but it has sparked a conversation that will go a long way. Unsustainable states should consider merging with the ones from which they originated, if possible. The era of states collecting more money because of their large population is over. It is all about efficiency now.

There is nothing these people who are blocking the bill can say except that they are either lazy or unsustainable.


This bill demonstrates that even Ekiti, with a low GDP, contributes more income than some northern and eastern states with high GDP. So, this demonstrates that there are always errors in the numbers provided by the statistical bureau. They constantly try to make the northern states productive, but this is not the case. The only issue here is that there may be additional sources of revenue that contribute to GDP but are not reflected in VAT payments. I recall the argument north was making about agricultural products. Lol. After all these years, they are still not ready to produce finished goods that can generate VAT. Lol. Similarly, Nigeria sold crude oil for many years. To earn more money and help the economy, we must do more than just sell raw materials.

If you oppose this bill, you are not ready for growth, and I assure you that Nigeria will leave you behind. Mark my words.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Shows Off Custom-made MASK Pendant, Worth Millions [VIDEO] by epainos: 2:28am On Dec 19, 2024
Softmirror:
Sadio Mane also came from a very humble background but he is using his own wealth for the common good of his country men, women, old and young.

This is just a reflection of our mind set as Nigerians whether through corrupt or legitimate earnings.
You can lecture a public official but not a man who earns his income legally on how to spend it. You have missed out if you do not respect legitimate things. Mane and Osim both chose their own paths. You are not the rewarder, so let them be. But you can complain about a public office holder because you know they can not afford it.

Both the rich and the poor entered this world, and nothing prevents anyone from succeeding. Take note that no one is responsible for anyone.

The belief that poor Africans must be looked after by the rich is incorrect. They must first change their bad habits in order to increase their income, rather than expecting others to bail them out. They are poor, yet they engage in sex without protection, giving birth to numerous children.

While I admire Mane for what he does, I will not judge Osim for how he spends his. They own their money and do not need anyone else's advice on how to spend it.

The same attitude is reflected in how Nigerian parents rely on their children. Lol. Why can not parents do well and make Nigeria great like advanced nations rather than relying on their children? Think about this. They loot everything and then rely on their children in their old age when they could have made the system work properly so they did not have to rely on anyone.

Leave this mentality behind so that you can hustle effectively. Your post exemplifies Africans' tendency to expect the rich to bail them out. Always waiting not to pay debts and seeking new debts. You aren't making sense at all. You are just showing off in poverty. Period. And na that poverty go kill you. Imagine the audacity of telling a legitimate hustler how to spend his money. You are not OK at all.
PoliticsRe: Beyond The Island: Beautiful Pictures Of Lagos Mainland by epainos:
Broveens42:
Lagos mainland can not be more beautiful than old Owerri metropolis.

Never

Pic1: okigwe road to bank road
Pic 2: Aerial of wethral/tetlow
Pic 3 Aerial of shell camp/works layout
Bros... the whole of Lagos apart from Island is Mainland. But if you are talking about real beautiful places in Mainland, there are. Very peaceful too. And "very very" clean.

I laugh at these pictures. So many places in Mainland more beautiful than these. Lol.

I guess you live around outskirt of Lagos. I don't need to argue with you. Blessing.
PoliticsRe: Beyond The Island: Beautiful Pictures Of Lagos Mainland by epainos:
Elzazzi:
Well I get your point and you're right also. I grew up in Ebute Metta/Yaba. I know these places so well. I'm just saying that Gbagada is closer if you look at it well.
I did not argue with you about which is closer between Herbert Marcaulay and Gbagada. All I did was tell you why I prefer the former. And I did say that even though Costain is the closest and I have a family home there, I might not take it.

OK. Let me rank my preferences from most to least preferred.

1. Ikoyi
2. Surelere (Bode Thomas, Ogunsanya down to Ogunlana). I can easily climb the bridge in Costain and get to the island quickly. But I will be cautious about the traffic. What applies to Herbert Marcauly applies to this location as well.
3. Herbert Marcauly
4. Magodo
5. Gbagada (I will have to really check very well for a good spot).
6. Ikeja to Maryland (I will not attempt to connect the Island here. Only proximity to the international airport and high-valued properties exist here.


To be honest, I think Number 3 is the most affordable and underrated. I can easily connect WAEC, YabaTech, and UNILAG. In addition, Ozone in Sabo is a good weekend recreation spot. Suya spots there too. If I am near Harvey Road, I can easily put on my workout clothes and jog around the neighborhood...just enter different cool streets and pull out to Ozone...and then Muritala Muhammed road. Alternatively, I can easily run from Yaba to Oyingbo along Muritala Muhammed road via the pedestrian walkway beside the BRT lane. Do you know why I love this? The land on that side of the road is part of the railway compound. No sellers with kioks because the railway corporation forbids them.

If I am going to anywhere very far in Lagos and I don't want any wahala and train reaches the places, I can easily get on board at either Alagomeji terminal or oyingbo.

Let me stop here. I can keep going on why this area is just perfect. It is so underappreciated, but believe me, guys are already making it one of the areas where smart investors live and tech guys operate from. That area also has excellent Internet connectivity. Honestly, the place is fantastic for a variety of reasons.

Ypu can connect Ojuelegba and Oyingbo easily (those two newly constructed bridges that prevent motorists from passing through the railway eradicate traffics there on most days...though there can still be issues there) and then move along Western Avenue. Before you know it, you are at the National Stadium and Teslim Balogun Stadium in less than 5 mins if you move on a day there is no traffic. And just 2 mins further, you have reached the National Theater at Iganmu. Can you see that this area connects everywhere? So many good activities I have shown you. This is the real place to enjoy Lagos if you are self employed and enjoy your time. This area is good for taking your family out every weekend. So many good spots to relax and catch fun. Hahaha! Lest I forgot...just at Casino, there is Rowe Park for mini trainings and sports if you don't want to go to the National Stadium or Teslim Balogun. 2 stadia and one standard sport center. Let me burst your head...just drive a bit further from Yaba and enter Ojuelegba...if there is traffic, enter Surulere via Ogulana drive...and you can navigate to Lagos Teaching University Hospital easily.

Like I said, I don't drive cos taking Uber or Bolt is more efficient.

Let me stop here. Just read...Where in Lagos can you get this? Where?

Sir, I appreciate this conversation.. thanks. I hope readers can learn from this post..
PoliticsRe: Beyond The Island: Beautiful Pictures Of Lagos Mainland by epainos:
Elzazzi:
Lol. Do you know the kind traffic on that third mainland bridge to Obalende sometimes ? Not to talk of the traffic on that Awolowo Ikoyi Road when going to lekki. Gbagada is still the closest if one wants to quickly get to the island from the mainland, if there is less traffic. That's why lots of the working class on the island lives around Gbagada and Oworo.

In all, like you said one will just have to look at the map before going out, that is if you are self employed. The whole lagos is always traffic congested most times.
I have a family house around Costain, and you can take Carter bridge which is even closer than Gbagada and Oworo. That place is the real center of Lagos. As in, you are in CMS in 5 minutes and will be at Borny camp before you close your eyes. Sure, I don't mind Gbagada at all. And I do not mind Costain, but there is a reason for streets close to Herbert Marcaulay. If you own property in that area, there is a jackpot worth slightly less than Lekki. That place is the tech hub of Lagos also. Do you remember when Mark Zerkaburg came here and ran down the street? Think about it. That place is quiet. Let me give you an extremely quiet location where you can count the number of people and cars. Go check Harvey Road and adjacent streets. So peaceful and quiet. Even as Yaba was crazy and noisy in those days, that area was so quiet. Very few people know this area. I have a friend who has a family house on three plots, so they have a large garden. Guy, that is a place we rest and meditate. Very peaceful.

In addition, if you purchase a property there and use it for Airbnb, you will attract good customers. Gabgada too can be used but very noisy for me. Magodo is good. No doubt.

Like I said earlier, I check my map and when it is free, I move. Third mainland isn't that bad, and I can always avoid Obalende. When last did I even drive pass Obalende? And bros...I don't even drive like that. I prefer using Uber. My focus aren't only the bridges that connect Mainland to Island, but the traffic on Island. I would rather prefer to get trapped on the third Mainland bridge that in Ozumba Nbadiwe, not to talk of down inside Lekki. God forbids. Never. But I won't get trapped because I always check my map before moving. Yes, I am self employed....you gat it.
PoliticsRe: Senate Unanimously Adopts Senator Dickson's Call For Modern Ranching by epainos: 5:26am On Dec 18, 2024
Ranching ....hmmm... These people will not get it right. You don't need any law to get ranching right. When you get it right, no herdsmen will leave a ranch to roam.

Very simple. Get the right grasses and legumes on a large hectares or land, and see if you will see cows on the streets again. Never. However, these people will begin cultivating with chemicals and fertilizers that livestock are reluctant to consume. They follow their herdsmen even when they have the opportunity to flee and scout for natural grasses. But give them what they want and see if they will follow anyone who wants them to leave. That is when you realize that cows can kill. Animals only want to eat the best food available to them, and if you try to take it away from them, they will kill you. Period. However, if you grow green, tall grasses for them with modern fertilizer and chemicals, they will want to avoid it.

Make your laws, but do not make ranches acceptable to them; you are joking.
PoliticsRe: Beyond The Island: Beautiful Pictures Of Lagos Mainland by epainos:
Personally, the only place I can live on the Island is Ikoyi. Never will I live in that goddammit traffic place called Island. Ikeja and Magodo are good places. However, I still prefer Adekunle and the streets surrounding Herbert Marcaulay because they are only a 10-minute drive from the Island. I check my map and move whenever the road is clear. Live on the Island if you don't value your life.

Sure, you can get properties on the Island , but stay away if you want to live long. If you can afford Ikoyi, that's the best place in Lagos.
AgricultureRe: Exposure To Weed Killing Herbiside (glyphosate- Force UP) by epainos:
Most people are living in denial. As I always say, Naija does not know when anyone dies because the population is far too large. There are over 1,000 people lined up to replace everyone immediately. Let 50% or more of Nigeria's medical practitioners leave today; their positions will be easily filled. This is the reality of Nigeria, so we play with everything. Just think about it. Why would there be a law prohibiting hospitals from treating gunshot wound victims without a police report? Because whoever enacted that law is something else. Any country that values life will not approve of this.

My point is that those who praise teaching hospitals have no idea how bad and ineffective they are now. Yes, I understand that they are teaching hospitals at the top, but many of them are completely useless.

Anyway, if you have the money, here's how to do it. I believe there are private wards in some of these teaching hospitals where you can pay a high fee and receive special attention. You may also want to find experts in the field you want to treat and inquire about their private practice locations. You should consult these doctors and use their private hospitals. Many of these doctors from various teaching hospitals work at prestigious private clinics.

The mistake was that the op did not find a good consultant who works with the Lekki Clinic. Most likely, no consultant at the hospital he visited can handle his case. If he had found two "bad asses" consultants in the area needed and then located the private hospitals they work for, this problem might have been resolved.

If you walk into a hospital expecting to get the best care in Nigeria, you are in for a long wait. You should conduct thorough research, find out where experts are, and find a way to obtain their services where they practise privately. If not, you will be dead before you know what is happening.

I have witnessed world-class surgeries at private hospitals like Redington and St. Nicholas, both in Lagos. Mecure is the best diagnostic center I know of, and they used to schedule eye surgeries performed by "bad ass" Indian doctors. I recall an elderly man in Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) who was on the verge of losing his eyesight due to glaucoma. Those people claimed they could not operate it but could manage it, and they had been doing so for three years, but it was getting worse, and the old man had lost about 95% of his sight at the time. Fortunately, one of his children contacted one of my cousins, who then called me to see if there was any way out. I called our family doctor, who started asking about potential solutions. So the doctor called me back and told me that some "bad ass" Indians were already on a 10-day working visa in Nigeria in Mecure. Na so old man was rushed there. The doctors performed a surgery that LUTH claimed could not be done. Lol. The funny thing is that the old man spent only two hours there and returned home with his eyes bandaged. The next day, the old man's bandage was removed, and he was dancing around the room, which he could see clearly. The surgery was almost painless and successful. Well, the surgery did not fully reverse the condition, and the old man has been applying eye drops to reduce the pressure in his eyes, but they saved the eyes which could have gone blind. Is this not better? The old man pulled a call to me. If you hear blessings coming out of old papa? I was saying amen...amen....amen. At the end of the call, old man bursted into tears and was saying..."I can see again clearly". That was when I realise that blindness is a bad thing. In Jesus' name, I pray that Elon Musk and others who are working to restore sight to the blind will succeed.

If you want to die quickly, simply walk into Nigerian teaching hospitals without conducting thorough research. If you have the money, do your research and find the right guy to treat you. There are still some excellent doctors here. These guys go around. They work in several places to make a decent living because teaching hospitals pays so little. I respect some of those guys. They are in high demand among reputable private hospitals. And once they know you can pay, they will show you the sophisticated equipment that is still available. And if you need to move abroad, they will tell you. This is why it is critical to find the right person in a timely manner so that you can begin treatment. If you do not get it right, you are almost like an experiment subject.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch: I Identify More As A Yoruba Than A Nigerian by epainos: 4:53pm On Dec 13, 2024
Kemi is redefining history. Something is cooking.
CrimeRe: Lagos Bizwoman, Oluremi Phillips Jailed 17 Years For ₦‎57.6 Million Fraud by epainos: 10:35am On Dec 13, 2024
Yungmil:
Ozuo!!! So what happens to ur politicians that steal money meant for you and ur people? U are speechless but if it involves an ordinary citizen you will know how the law should act.

What of yahaya bello what should be done to him
What is the relationship of what you have written and what is on this thread?

When it comes to politicians, I will make my point too. Just shut the crap up.


Bcause Yahaya Bello and others are doing as they like, all Nigerians must do like same too with this your comment. You are sick. Instead of you to use this woman's case to speak out that Yahaya Bello and others must face the same as this woman, you are saying that this woman must also be free cos they are free. Honestly, you are ill.

Can you see how many sick people are in Nigeria? This is one. A beg...don't mention me again ooo. You are absolutely sick.
CrimeRe: Lagos Bizwoman, Oluremi Phillips Jailed 17 Years For ₦‎57.6 Million Fraud by epainos: 10:31am On Dec 13, 2024
Etiyeokwe:
I bet you are not a lawyer. A lawyer cannot type this. Mind you, it was EFCC that prosecuted her.

I was in that court yesterday. Very robust and beautiful woman.
Only a financial lawyer understands what I have just written. You were only a spectator in the court yesterday and you don't understand the process. The beautiful woman is what you went to observe, so kindly shut up and don't mention me again.
PoliticsRe: Wike Fires Back : I Will Revoke All (video) by epainos:
I disagree with the majority of the people, and I support Wike here. If you know you have to pay for the land (taxes or other fees) and have been notified, but refuse to pay, the land should be taken away. Period. Where I disagree with Wike is re-allocation of the land to his friends and family. Here is where the law must be applied, and there must be transparency in reallocation. If this is done, everyone who owes the government money will pay up quickly.
CrimeRe: Lagos Bizwoman, Oluremi Phillips Jailed 17 Years For ₦‎57.6 Million Fraud by epainos: 8:55am On Dec 13, 2024
The EFCC said Phillips and her company, Omritas Energy Limited, sometime in 2016, in Lagos, fraudulently converted and stole the sum of N57,690,000, property of AYM Shafa Limited, meant for the supply of Automotive Gas Oil which she failed to deliver.


Justice Ijelu ordered the convicts to pay restitution of N57,690,000 to AYM Shafa Limited within 90 days.

He said, “If the restitution is not made, Omritas Energy Limited will be wound up within 90 days.”
The lawyers representing AYM Shada Ltd are not that smart. If I was the lead, I would press for restitution of the present value of the amount. N57,690,000 in 2016 will worth times 5 or more using inflation and other parameters. Then, I would press for payment of all court fees. This is how it is done.

This result is not so good.
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Sale Of Farotimi’s Book, Orders Police, DSS To Seize Copies by epainos: 10:01am On Dec 12, 2024
Mumu people. They are only helping Dele Farotimi to stop piracy. Lol. grin Dele isn't making a shit from the hard copies around. Lol.
BusinessRe: Elon Musk’s Net Worth Surpasses $400 Billion by epainos: 9:59am On Dec 12, 2024
SmartPolician:
Stop writing nonsense. Creativity made Elon Musk rich. Every Nigerian in the tech world should see Musk as their role model. That man is a constant reminder that impossible is nothing.

To the news, I strongly believe that given the time Bill Gates became a billionaire, if he had reinvested every cent he made like Musk, nobody's wealth would be anywhere close to his. Bill Gates is by far the world's most generous human being!
This is an extremely thoughtful comment. I would like to comment on your last paragraph. Sir, if Elon does not follow Gates' lead and start donating his wealth, his generation is about to be crushed. Lol. Such money will create controversy. Warren Buffet understands this, and he has made plans to give away almost everything.

Accumulation of wealth does not make one truly wealthy. This is my opinion. The most important factor is one's quality of life, which can be achieved with as little as $10,000 to $20,000 in monthly income. Not to say that wealth is bad, but even some of these billionaires do not ball like a $10,000 monthly earner does. As in real quality of life.

Elon is already porting to politics. Lol. So he will undoubtedly leave almost everything soon. That guy only wants power now. His wealth will decrease, but I believe he will soon prioritize living a high-quality life. I suppose his plan is to gain power.
AgricultureRe: Agriculture: Oyebanji Presents ₦‎146 Million Compensation To 46 Landowners by epainos: 9:57pm On Dec 10, 2024
Adebisi444:
Werey man, I spelled fuul intentionally because of nairaland rules. I was there physically in the state capital yesterday when the Governor mentioned Awolowo stuff...so you don't need to lecture me on that shiit. You are a fuul like I said earlier.
Dundee United # 2 was also there yesterday just like the previous one above. grin Governor mentioned Awolowo stuff and you automatically thought in your indomie brain that they are not owners, yet, the Governor compensated them. Which primary school did your papa send you to? Lol. grin And he is here boldy show casing his mumu-nism grin

grin grin grin grin > grin grin grin >:

Let us put aside our differences ooooo. Get me 1,000 hectares for 36million (equivalent of the above price the governor paid and you and your clowns are happy with) and you can get something too to cool down yourself. I am serious. Can you arrange such since you were there and you know the owners?
PoliticsRe: Dele Farotimi: CDHR/CACOL Won’t Join Planned Protest — Adeniran by epainos: 5:58pm On Dec 10, 2024
1bunne4lif:
nobody in your entire generation has or will reach Peter Obis level, and you open your tribalistic mouth to say he's useless. Uselessness runs in your family no doubt
Na your papa you dey talk to. Obi's slave. grin The good news is that Atiku is already romancing him. I'm sure some thousands of dollars will sort out your hero to be Atiku's vice. grin

Dundee United...you call my rebuking Obi's interference in two Yoruba men's dispute tribalistic. Go school, you won't go. grin Anyone who tells your useless Obi the truth is tribalistic no matter the issue.

No need to say much. Na your papa wey useless and can't give you better education to be able to comprehend well I blame. That uselessness will forever run in your family.

Gosh! Idiotic people will always push one to the extreme to let them know they are idiots. Get the crap outta my space.

And I assure you, Obi won't be the Nigerian president of VP. He won't. So, you will keep ranting and show your uselessness further. Keep wailing. Animal!
AgricultureRe: Agriculture: Oyebanji Presents ₦‎146 Million Compensation To 46 Landowners by epainos: 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2024
Adebisi444:
I hv bn reading your comments quite a while on this forum. You are behaving like a nuisance writing negative statements on every threads. What's your problem with your evil comments. That lands belongs to Awolowo Agriculture scheme.. And Ekiti State needs to use the land for their youth farming and the state still compensate those that farm on it with lot of money and you are here ranting. I wish I can see you one on one you fuul.
I can see that you an illiterate that can't spell fool. You are a fool. I won't spell it fuul. Adebisi, you are a fool. I repeat. You are a fool.

I am sure you are sick. The thread says land owners and you are saying they are not. They aren't owners and the state compensated them. You are a stack. Foolish man that doesn't know the meaning of land ownership. Awolowo Scheme indeed. Foolish man.

You better go hug the nearest transformer near you cos I am gonna keep making comments. Na you go burst into pieces.... grin Foolish man....the good news is that you are still a fool. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Afe Babalola; Visits Dele Farotimi In Ekiti Prison by epainos: 3:22pm On Dec 10, 2024
EXPRESSSMAN:
Mr man stop this your childish talk. So if two people are fighting in your presence you will allow them to die. See how you are talking like you're a god.
I'm your god. So you don't know?
PoliticsRe: Dele Farotimi: CDHR/CACOL Won’t Join Planned Protest — Adeniran by epainos: 3:09pm On Dec 10, 2024
Adeniran, who indicated that he would come out with a more detailed response lat­er, said: “Street protests are supposed to be for issues of national interest that are be­ing ignored by the authorities.

“Farotimi’s detention was actually unnecessary because there is no evidence of prior invitation that he refused or declined to honour.

“Since it is criminal def­amation, his trial should be open, transparent.
I love this guy's comment. He is well-balanced. Not like Peter Obi, who went on an errand but was not sent. Lol. A very useless somebody.

And here. No protest for Dele. Period. We raised the alarm, and he was taken to court. Allow the process to play out. Dele has stated in a press conference that he will not back down and is prepared to face Afe Babalola in court. So, what are they protesting about again?

I support Sowore for criticizing Obi Pandora, but I am opposed to him using this trial to cause wahala again. Sowore should understand when to use "aluta". Not everytime we need protest.

Yes, Dele is aware that he may not receive justice, so we will see. This is exactly what Dele wants, and it is a shame that Afe Babalola is playing his card. Afe Babalola will be disgraced by the grace of God if truly he is guilty of what Dele wrote about him. Even if he is able to bribe his way back through the justice system, he will pay a higher price after his death, by the grace of God.

Dele Farotimi vs. Afe Babalola is a case that could change everything. Yes, they may play smart, but I am confident that the truth will come out. If Dele truly defamed him, his future will not be good either.

Period!

And we must support AI in this disgusting legal system. We need to use technology to remove all of the old thieves from the police force and other security institutions. The way technology has reduced extortion in immigration and airports to a reasonable degree. We could do better.
PoliticsRe: Dele Farotimi: Sowore Condemns Peter Obi’s Visit To Afe Babalola by epainos: 1:25pm On Dec 10, 2024
Dshocker:
If everyone put together, that are bearing the same family name, they can't achieve 5% of what Peter Obi has achieved.
Good for you. If "everyone" in your eastern part feels this way, good for you all. It is so clear, others don't see Obi like this, and it is why they aren't his follower. If his achievements are the reason you see him as a god, good for you. He is so unpopular in many other places.

Haven't cleared that, and I repeat: Obi is useless for trying to stop this drama from playing out. Check my old posts for the reasons. And if you want to keep arguing it, kiss my ass.

Don't mention me again.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Afe Babalola; Visits Dele Farotimi In Ekiti Prison by epainos: 11:32am On Dec 10, 2024
Lamasta:
You can pass your information without being rude...
You can ask your question reasonably for you not to get such reply. Accept what you asked for and go in peace. Next time, think before you choose your words.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Afe Babalola; Visits Dele Farotimi In Ekiti Prison by epainos: 9:46am On Dec 10, 2024
Trustyourself:
Are you expecting justice out of this case?

Going by the way and manner Dele was picked and remanded in prison custody even before final pronouncements from the court as to whether Dele is guilty or not. Looking at the whole drama being played out from an objective point of view, do you still expect that justice will be served?
So you still don't understand my posts even after spelling it out like ABC? Chai! Bro, please, don't mention me again. If you can still ask me this again, mehn!

But you have made me to understand how many of you think. No wonder many don't get what Dele is looking for and what Afe Babalola is. Hmmmm. I wish you well.

Good day!

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