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Investment / Re: How To Earn Daily Income by Ephemeralbeing: 7:33pm On Aug 18, 2023
Them wan scam people again. Habah.

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Investment / Re: How To Earn Daily Income by Ephemeralbeing: 7:33pm On Aug 18, 2023
Scaaaaaaaaam!!!!

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Health / Doctors Help, Left Side Chest Is Full Or Swollen Than Right Chest by Ephemeralbeing: 9:02am On Jul 14, 2023
I have a mild swollen left side chest, directly at the end part of the left chest that divides both the left and right.

I mean, the part that's swollen is about the edge where it looks at the right, but doesn't get to that tiny demarcation that divides both the left and right chest.

Prior to this I had heart palpitations and rapid heart beat upon absurdnoise, danger.

The swollen left chest, is painless and not painful.

However, I've done CT, XRAY, URINE and Stool.

All results shows H.Pylori Positive, Malaria and a bit of Staphylococcus Aureus at 36°.

All results says, every body part is in good condition.

So a week after the result I decided to go for treatment which were Polygel, Permesop Esomeprazole, Ciprofloxacin and feroglobin capsules to make me eat and lonart for malaria.

But a week later, its literally the same thing.

I'm just trying to be pro active to know if anyone has idea about H.pylori and its symptoms. How does this affect the left chest. Could this be it. And are they related?
Health / Re: Diabetes Breakthrough Leaves Doctors Speechless (this Works - Try It Tonight) by Ephemeralbeing: 8:49am On Jul 14, 2023
Just stop scamming unhealthy people. Common.
Travel / Flight To Tanzania, First Time Traveller by Ephemeralbeing: 7:24am On Jul 10, 2023
Hi theree
So am a first time traveller. And I'm here to inquire a necessary things needed to fly to Tanzania.

First off, i just could not find the official website of the Muritaa Mohammed Airport, I mean this is 2023, why would an airport not have a website to check out various airlines website.

Second,how do i book the flight online, i asked in a forum and too many people saying i can help you do this. on even said, send the money, So unfair.

Thirdly, some of these booking flight websites do not seem genuine, am a first time traveller and need real legit steps, where do i book flight to tanzania, need LEGIT SOURCE please, any help?
Education / Re: After Graduating With A 2.1 In Engineering, What Next? by Ephemeralbeing: 5:48am On May 17, 2022
lordally:


Ok you have done a good job by making a second class upper... Glasses up for you well by the way it's just a good step in the right direction and I will say you have done your part now welcome to the real world as it stands now the only way or rather the surest way of making it in Nigeria legally and quickly is through information technology which is called IT ..... Have you ever noticed each time there is a job opening either in the Nigerian civil service or any other government parastatal there is always multitude of crowds and a stampede and some people even lose their lifes? It's because these are jobs that requires non-technical skills that's why lots of people push towards it!!!

But have you ever seen a case where there is a job opening where PROGRAMMERS, UI/UX DESIGNERS , APP DEVELOPER , IOS DEVELOPER , DATA SCIENTIST , DATA ENGINEERS are needed and there are crowds or stampede? NEVER!!! because people who possess the skills are scarce therefore leading to the higher pay!!!

BRO I WOULD ADVICE YOU LOOK AT WHERE YOUR INTEREST LIES AND CHOOSE A COURSE IN ICT THAT INTEGRATES WITH THAT INTERES!!!

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER THAT IS JOBLESS I REPEAT I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN ACCEPT SAY THE PERSON NO KNOW IN WORK!!! I JUST FINISHED MY NYSC LAST YEAR OCTOBER ....AND I'M CURRENTLY WARMING UP TO GO FOR A SOFTWARE ENGINEERING TRAINING AT STUTERN...... IN VIEW TO BE A FULL STACK SOFTWARE DEVELOPER/ENGINEER .... AND BABA ONCE IM DONE WORK GO DEY FIND ME!!! IM 100% SURE!!!! ONE OF MY COURSE MATE JUST HAD HIS INTERVIEW AND MEDICALS WITH UNITY BANK HE WENT THIS FAR BECAUSE HIS AN APP DEVELOPER!!

BRO IN SUMMARY HERE IS MY ADVICE .... IF YOU ARE IN LAGOS I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO TRY AND REGISTER FOR THE STUTERN GRADUATE ACCELERATOR PROGRAM ....those guys are super good in training and are less expensive!!!! And the training is for 4 months after that baba I swear!!! The highest you would stay at home without a job is one month!!!

That's my little cent bro!!!
Programming / Re: Web Developer Newbie And Mathematics by Ephemeralbeing: 10:42am On Mar 08, 2022
airsaylongcome:


Definitely possible. I work with a a colleague who trained as a lawyer but now works in IT. He no dey let me drink water drop cup! That's how good he is. Programs in Python and has formidable Linux Sys Admin skills. So most definitely you can excel in Web dev if you set your mind to it

Wawu. Lawyer is def an art student also. Now this has absolutely motivated me. Thanks.
Programming / Re: Web Developer Newbie And Mathematics by Ephemeralbeing: 7:04pm On Mar 07, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Performing arts is highly welcome in the industry. Product management would be a good area to explore for you. Kudos on your self-discipline to study the basics. Says a lot of your CAN DO spirit. If you are up for it, you can remain on the Dev track. Otherwise, design would be a good alternative. Keep pushing. Keep learning. Sky's the limit

I have the passion for being a front end web developer, I don’t want to go into product management, do you think I can cope?

I met a guy who dropped out at 100Level and went into coding and he’s now a fullstack developer, so am hoping as an art student and a BSC graduate I should be able to become a full stack web developer also.
Programming / Re: Web Developer Newbie And Mathematics by Ephemeralbeing: 6:57pm On Mar 07, 2022
February30:
Web Development needs mathematics. but just basic mathematics.


when I say basic, I mean addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, greater than, less than, round up, measurements in metres and centimeters.

what is needed is your skill to manipulate computer programs or code to achieve a desired result.

This is encouraging

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Programming / Re: Web Developer Newbie And Mathematics by Ephemeralbeing: 6:57pm On Mar 07, 2022
February30:




Programming is an Art
thank you

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Programming / Web Developer Newbie And Mathematics by Ephemeralbeing: 3:02pm On Mar 05, 2022
Hello guys.
How are you doing today?

I’ve thought about learning a highly demand skill for myself as a graduate.

A few suggestions were made but among all, I did find interest in web development.

I’ve actually started with HTML and CSS and I really would love to go beyond FRONT END web development to FULL STACK.


But I’m scared I won’t thrive being an art student who studied Performing arts in the university.

Please will my poor knowledge and zero to none ability in maths hinder me from becoming a very good FULL STACK web developer?

I really will appreciate honest responses

Also if you’re totally not a science student but you’re into web development, can you share how you’ve been striving without mathematical knowledge?

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Ephemeralbeing: 7:42pm On Jun 16, 2021
Ruben225571:



PLS MAKE YOUR OWN RESEARCH BEFORE BUYING! GOOD LUCK!!

Though i only bought One out of them,(NU) listed on BINANCE less than 72 hours ago!

Please which app do you use to get the best notifications for coins listed on exchanges
Computer Market / Re: London Used Dell Inspiron N5050 by Ephemeralbeing: 5:38am On May 31, 2021
This and other Laptop are available
Computer Market / Re: London Used Dell Inspiron N5050 by Ephemeralbeing: 9:29pm On May 26, 2021
Holinesss:
Does it have keyboard light

No sir, it doesn't.
Computer Market / London Used Dell Inspiron N5050 by Ephemeralbeing: 9:16pm On May 26, 2021
London Used Dell Inspiron N5050 for sale

Intel Core i3

4gb Ram

250gb HDD

Windows 10. (Latest OS)

Battery Backup 4/5 Hours

WIFI (YES)

WEBCAM (YES)

LOCATION; COMPUTER VILLAGE, IKEJA LAGOS
Payment on delivery (Yes)
Interstate Waybilling (Yes)


Phone number; 08174238307 Call or Whatsapp

PRICE; #75,000

Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Ephemeralbeing: 11:02pm On Nov 27, 2020
write this down.

"The size of Goliath has nothing to do with the intellect of David"

You're human to feel that way, but you need to accept it and keep on keeping on with what should be.
Health / Re: Doctors I'm Dying Kindly Advise Me by Ephemeralbeing: 8:06pm On Aug 13, 2020
pharmagba:

If you work in the.bank please don't take any of the above except you only want to be sleeping on duty

Then recommend a capsule or drug.
Habah!!
Health / Re: Doctors I'm Dying Kindly Advise Me by Ephemeralbeing: 8:00pm On Aug 13, 2020
BigTableShaker:
Syrup fire.
You're just deceiving yourself with those things.

You must be a protein hater for been so skinny.
If you wanna be big, you eat big.
1. Eat 10 eggs per day. Egg is cheap.
2. 500g beaf daily.
3. 500g catfish e very two days.
4. Attempt eating a whole fried chicken.
5. Drink some milk, three times a day.
6. Start drinking beer.

That's all.
Thank me later.


This isn't attainable for the average human being to get daily. Cost wise and etc. I don't drink beers please.

Hell with something simple and realistic even if it's 6month to 1 year
Health / Re: Doctors I'm Dying Kindly Advise Me by Ephemeralbeing: 7:53pm On Aug 13, 2020
QueenNonso:
Why not go for total checkup. What if you have an ailment that's affecting you that you're unaware of

Yes. I've done this before and result showed am fine.


Actually it's a family issh. We are all slim.

But I'm really ready to add weight.

Will you help out ?
Health / Doctors I'm Dying Kindly Advise Me by Ephemeralbeing: 7:44pm On Aug 13, 2020
Good day doctors and health practioners in the house. I need you all advise and I'll appreciate sincere ones.

Well I'm in my mid 30's and I just got a job on the mainland paying close to 100K.

The problem is I've been skinny all my life. Skinny and so thin that all my clothes must be amended before putting them on. But all of these actually didn't matter since I was after my BSC

I finally graduated and got employed in a bank.

Right now, I intend on taking good care of myself and adding a nice and attractive weight.

I don't want to be excessively fat but a nice weight to look good and attractive for myself.

PEOPLE HAVE RECOMMENDED THESE SYRUPS FOR ME ORAXIN SYRUP OR CYPRIVITE SYRUP OR EGOVIN.



Please which of these should I take for better result and less side effects.
Business / Re: 10 Great Business Books You Need To Read In Your 20s by Ephemeralbeing: 7:43am On Jul 11, 2020
Add me to the Whatsapp group. 08174238307 Uprof.
Travel / Re: Need Help With Direction by Ephemeralbeing: 7:46pm On Jul 07, 2020
Please I need help description from Computer Village, Ikeja to NavyTown Alakija.
Romance / I Don't Want To Lose My Wife by Ephemeralbeing: 9:31am On Jun 21, 2020
Good morning, please I really do appreciate this platform and it's inspired me alot during this tough and trying period.

Please I need the advise and opinions of other members in that platform. Keep my name.

Okay so i've been depressed, battling with anxiety.

I got married at 26.

Before our marriage, things we going pretty fine and okay.

6 years later with two female kids. I secured this awesome paying job for my wife. But eversince then they go for conferences in other states representing her company which I'm aware of.

But after the third conference in Calabar. she's LOCKED her phone with a new password and times without number I've requested for it but she would say that there's nothing to check on her phone. (Meanwhile before this job, we knew each other password and are entitled boths phones)

Long story cut short, she now communicate with men and Stay up late texting and if I ask her who she's texting with she said her female colleagues at work.

Until last weekend when a whatsapp text came in on the notification from JOHN saying I miss you and I want to be with hold you again.

I inquired about who John was and holding her means, she said I shouldn't mind him.

Then I asked for her password she said don't you trust me.

Please I want to know does this matter cos I've been worried?

Why would she change her passwords?

Why can't i know who she's texting up late?
Do partners hide phone passwords from eachother after years of knowing one another password?

Am I just feeling insecure or something?

Please I need the opinions of other matured minds in the platform so I don't ACT WRONGLY PLEASE.

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Religion / Re: Bouncing Back In Difficult Times by Ephemeralbeing: 4:29pm On Jun 07, 2020
Hi Rilwan. Will you join a WhatsApp Inspirational group to share you write-ups to motivate people ?
Literature / Re: You Are Not A Mistake, You Are A Miracle by Ephemeralbeing: 2:57am On Jun 05, 2020
Thank you Fina.

You don't give up also.
Politics / Re: What Radio Station Is The Best For News And Politics? by Ephemeralbeing: 6:54pm On May 26, 2020
Jostoman:
Brila fm, eko fm, Ray power fm and wazobia fm

It's the time for the politics news I need.
Music/Radio / What Is Your Favorite Radio Station For News by Ephemeralbeing: 2:12pm On May 26, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen. I'm a curious individual who likes to be up to date on local and international Politics news

I only know about Raypowers 7am news.

So I would love to know your favorite radio station for news on Politics and the time??
Politics / What Radio Station Is The Best For News And Politics? by Ephemeralbeing: 1:57pm On May 26, 2020
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Please I would like to know the best radio station programme for daily news and breaking news in Lagos.

I'm only aware of Raypower 7am News.

Please I would love to find out other radio stations and their time for news daily!

I will appreciate a response, Thank you.
Family / Re: . by Ephemeralbeing: 5:28pm On Jan 01, 2020
pocohantas:


Where is Shiloh? Quit the Shiloh threats jare. Is it difficult to get Nigerian horseband?

1. Just (pretend to) be submissive.
2. Be a good cook, be HOMELY and DOMESTICATED.
3. If he is into premarital sex, knack am well. Don't overdo o, lest he wonders how many times you have done a split in the middle.
4. If you have worldly friends, hide them from him.
5. Never speak ill of his family.
6. Follow him to his village and wash his mother's clothes. She'll endorse you.
7. Massage his ego and that of his friends.
8. Be very pro-men, deny feminism with every thing in you. All feminists are unfortunate.
9. Never question any expense he wants to make for his family.
10. Always ask after his family's wellbeing.
11. Tell him how you can forgive a cheating man. You believe in fighting for your home.
12. Always remind him a man is the head of the home.
13. Always try to take some blame for his wrongdoings (e.g) if/when he cheats or slaps you, acknowledge you must have pushed him to do it. Now ask how you can help him be a better horseband.
14. Always consult him for decision making. Men like to be in charge.
15. Don't saddle him with your responsibilities or family responsibilities. But respect him while being very independent.


After marriage, you can decide to change. No campaign after election. Don't worry, he will most likely not divorce you. Women initiate most divorce.

Did I miss anything? If I do all the above, while retaining my innate evil tendencies, you think I will still visit Shiloh? grin

Gaddammit

Who in the hell is Pocohantas ? I figured as much that there'd be girls like this out there!

But dammit. Aren't you going to fall in love,settle and have kids with some good looking responsible dude someday?

Lamanii22 pls avoid these girls.

Habah!!

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Romance / Re: Re: Women Searching For Husbands; My Story by Ephemeralbeing: 3:06pm On Jan 01, 2020
username1111:


How was I to know there was something like spirit husband. Trust me you don't dare tell people your boyfriend left you at that period and you won't be scolded for having a boyfriend
if my mum was alive she would have asked since we had a proposed age
I've been having these unnecessary break ups since I started dating 21 precisely


Stop explaining yourself unnecessary to young men who aren't up to your age. Of what advice, experience would they be of?

Go to a very big church and meet people. You'll definitely be fine.
Romance / Re: Re: Women Searching For Husbands; My Story by Ephemeralbeing: 3:00pm On Jan 01, 2020
I m really sorry about this.

But don't take your life.

Find a religious place of worship, that's the only place you can find God fearing men.
If not
Get pregnant for a man and bid him farewell.
Train the child and believe that's your own story. Move on.

Or better still
Im heartbroken.

Simply victims of our existence.

Attend church. That's the only place you can find rational and God fearing men.

Get pregnant for a man.

If you're religious and scared please adopt a young child.

Train the child

That's your own story.


but please don't text any guy here on WhatsApp. They are Hot creatures

And what do you mean 7 children from your 4brothers ?

Any potential guy must propose,Introduce you to his parents.

Try to reduce your age by 5 years!!

No sex before marriage or introduction wedding.

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