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 Crime › Re: My Parents Knew I Was A Robber - Suspect by Ephemmm: 7:40am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Everyday is for the thieves, but a day is for the owner; I am happy you are reaping what you have sown. Enjoy it while it lasts. |
| Sports › Re: Arsene Wenger Offers To Train Nigerian Coaches by Ephemmm: 7:36am On Feb 26, 2015 |
blemon44:Mourhino ke? A coach that coached topflight teams without a single trophy for two consequtive season. I beg, I would rather utilize my bus all the time than parking it. I would rather stick with Pep honezly. |
| Romance › Re: Why Responsible Ladies May Turn You Down by Ephemmm: 7:26am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Try to get a good job and make cool money: U go see ladies running after you like dog.... Honezly, they will not turn you down cos if they don't like you, they will like your money. |
| Business › Re: CBN Officially Devalues Naira by Ephemmm: 6:28pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Slynonny:THIS IS WHAT NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES AFTER FEBRUARY 17TH, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE: 1. "Jega declares Buhari elected with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD! 2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (olisa metuh) - PUNCH! 3."APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flees to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". – PM NEWS! 4. "This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - THE NATION! 5. "South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner.- DAILY INDEPENDENT! 6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) – SUN NEWSPAPER! 7. "National Association of Nigerian Militants protests Buhari's victory, demands cancellation of polls in 21 states" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER! 8. "How Jega rigged the polls for Buhari . . ." - Premium time 9. "Obama congratulates Buhari. Watch out! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Absent At APC Rally In London- Report by Ephemmm: 6:25pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Sunnybobo3:Pishure of his absenteeism or #Idonbelieveit# |
| Politics › Re: We Will Shock APC In South West – PDP by Ephemmm: 6:22pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER:Fraud alert! |
| Politics › Re: Olorunsogo Power Plant Commisioned By Jonathan Is Not Working - Bukola Saraki by Ephemmm: 6:17pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
atlwireles:Heyaaa... Honezhly, truth is better. Pele! |
| Politics › Re: APC Carpets Jonathan Over Boko Haram, Hails Military by Ephemmm: 6:10pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
CaptPlanet:1. Other Presidents Were Not Better That GEJ: Can you imagination that?! So just because we have had bad leaders in the past, we should continue having bad leaders and sit, fold our arms and watch while the rest of the world overtake us by 1000 years? Let me also remind them that never in history have we heard of billions of dollars (not naira o) disappearing from all sections of the economy. Even the Sharia crisis wasn't as violent and as prolonged as what we have now. 2. He's The Best Option Among Other Bad Options for 2015 (The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know syndrome) Typical Naija mentality. No wonder vision 2020 seems like just a tall dream. Why not? When we have decided to stick with a devil? GEJ has suddenly become the best devil simply because he's a southerner? Oh of course! A bad southerner is better than a strong northerner. We must to support our brother with the last drop of our blood so we can keep those born to rule northerners in check. Abi nau? 3. We shouldn't Criticize Them Because They are Our Father And Mother's Age Mates: "can you talk to your father/mother like that" "can your mother speak better English?" "can your father be a President?" Presidents, Governors, etc are not elected to be fathers/mothers. They were elected to work for us and provide the enabling environment where we and our families can thrive in our chosen businesses/careers. even if my mother cannot speak better English, for sweet heaven's sake she ain't no first lady! She ain't representing no Country or State or whatever but herself and our family. So if she's got issues repping our family well, it's our business alone. Gerrit? And hey, if my dad ever becomes President and he starts saying stuff like stealing is not corruption, He is on his own. Oya take that! 4. English Is Not Our Language: Oya start telling your children's teachers in school to start teaching them in Igbo nau. Please Google 'lingua franca' or 'official language' to understand why Germans, Russians, Chinese, and other non English-speaking country leaders and their first ladies do not speak English at public functions. I no get power. 5. Would You have Done Better As A President?: I would have done trade by bata. Nansense! A company CEO sends out an advertisement for a PA. Someone who can speak 3 languages, write in short hand, high memory retention, etc. Or the owner of a big departmental shopping mall, hotel, recreation center, etc wanting a manager. Why you no ask them to do these things by themselves nau? You see ya dumb sefs? Secondly, not everybody can be Presidents. Same way law, medicine, engineering, accounting, etc are only for people with the flair, know-how and passion for these things. So yes, I doubt I have what it takes to lead a country like Nigeria....... and did I tell you I'm contesting?? So please if you can't lead well, park well for someone else who can. 6. His Enemies Vowed to Make Nigeria Ungovernable: His enemies kwa? Please remind me who the C-in-C is again I don forget. Since when did enemies become more powerful than someone that can wake up one morning and make rules that could make his enemies go bankrupt? Since when did enemies control the police and armed forces? Oh ok. I forgot, maybe you guys mean his village enemies aka African insurance ba? mtcheeeeeeeew! Your dear Presido keeps saying BH are in his govt. Oh so he knows them? What is he doing about them? His enemies are also stopping him from providing social amenities, employment opportunities, etc for us abi? they control the federal purse shey? How come his enemies did not stop him from budgeting N1B for his feeding or the numerous presidential cars and jets he has added to his fleet? 7. It's Their Time. Let Them Complete Their Eight Years.: Even if it means wiping out the whole country ko? smh. You all need deliverance hornezley! |
| Romance › Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Ephemmm: 6:08pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
PrettyEmy:It is easier said than done: ladies and their parasitic behaviours sha. |
| Fashion › Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Kind Of Make Up by Ephemmm: 6:05pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Ojuju Calabar! |
| Politics › Re: APC Carpets Jonathan Over Boko Haram, Hails Military by Ephemmm: 2:15pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
CaptPlanet: |
| Politics › Re: APC Carpets Jonathan Over Boko Haram, Hails Military by Ephemmm: 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
InglishTeechar:Big head with fish brain is all I see, honezly speaking   |
| Politics › Re: APC Carpets Jonathan Over Boko Haram, Hails Military by Ephemmm: 12:43pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
CaptPlanet:We know say all of una Na thieves? But which lies do you want to formulate for we the electorate after 16 years of maladministration? Economy recession, violation of rule of law (slapping of jugde inside court), insecurity(APC bombed PDP secretariat, while PDP bombed APC secretariat, yet nobody was brought into book), unemployment, lack of power supply despite the payment of high tarrif, incenssant strike( longest in the history) etc had become the identities of this administration. If you dont see anything wrong with all these aforementioned problems facing Nigeria without solution since 16 years, may God rule your life the same way PDP has governed my father's land for the past 16 years. GEJ till una get sense..... |
| Family › Re: 10 Things Married Ladies In Akwaibom Talk About When They Meet by Ephemmm: 12:21pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
koolg:Why do you guys always beg for likes and shares indirectly as if the success of your life depends on it |
| Romance › Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Ephemmm: 11:55am On Feb 25, 2015 |
PrettyEmy:Are those babbes who can actually accept to dates guy without asking for T fare, recharge cards, sharwamma, shop rite, Mr Biggs, hospital bill, hairdo tax etc and will still be faithful? Please be sincere, I really wanna know this. |
| Politics › Re: APC Carpets Jonathan Over Boko Haram, Hails Military by Ephemmm: 11:47am On Feb 25, 2015 |
CaptPlanet:U too no say he no get brain? I am happy for you. Immigration ke? Wetin I wan use am do? And how much will they pay me? However, I don't need to apply for any immigration. God has bleeseed me with good private job: I am exempted from those youth who GEJ can milk dry to further portray his unorganized regime. He promised to return your money back; has he returned it? This is an attestation to further buttress his cluelessless One thing is sure: change is coming and it is inevitable. God bless Nigeria... |
| Politics › Re: Why Investigation Into Ekiti-rigging Tape Is Stalemated – Jonathan by Ephemmm: 10:09am On Feb 25, 2015 |
U have not authenticate the tape and you were claiming it was fabricated. The worst is that 80% of all parties involved claimed the genuineness of the recording. This is what you got when someone who is supposed to be in zoo is given opportunity to be in Aso Rock The stupidity and cluelessness of this President is second to none, honezly... 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: APC Carpets Jonathan Over Boko Haram, Hails Military by Ephemmm: 7:53am On Feb 25, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:The bastards(Boko) should even be happy that we have a very weak C-in-C as our president since all these days... Their asses would have long been history if we have a very strong C-in-C as our president. Instead, unecessary excuses become the order of the day - 'Boko haram are even inside my cabinet' 'Boko haram are faceless'. What is our business with that or is there anybody more powerful than FG? Stop thinking through your anus and start making use of your brain. |
| Politics › Re: Military Releases Video Of Terrorists Bombardment (video) by Ephemmm: 2:01pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
ozoigbondu:Big head with fish brain is what I see here, honezly. |
| Romance › Re: Imo Village Head Dies After Marathon Sex With 2 Teenage Girls Aged 14 And 16 by Ephemmm: 11:54am On Feb 24, 2015 |
simplemach:Small girl ke? The girl wey him toto don't wide pass a mother that has given birth to five children na small children? Park well I beg |
| Politics › Re: 'I Knew When Gov. Amaechi Was Wearing A Cloth Everyday For 3 Days' - FFK by Ephemmm: 4:15pm On Feb 23, 2015*. Modified: 4:46pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
And so what? Was he blindfolded when GEJ was wearing barefoot almost everyday? This guy sha! Always leave issues and attack personalities. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Polytechnic Lecturers Begin Strike February 25 by Ephemmm: 1:40pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
prettydiva89:May be because we are being ruled by President whose brain is on strike too. Despite the promise to channel the money saved from removal of fuel subsidy, our educational sector is still dilapidating at the pass of each day and likewise other sectors. In the history of Nigeria, we have not witnessed such long and incessant strike like this present administration whose hallmark is maladministration. That's why CHANGE is of paramount importance, and U are one of those who can make it happen. Dream CHANGE: pursue CHANGE: actualise CHANGE. God bless Nigeria. |
| Politics › Re: Tompolo ‘contract': NIMASA Threatens To Sue APC by Ephemmm: 7:56am On Feb 23, 2015 |
What are they waiting for since the time immemorial? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by Ephemmm: 9:44am On Feb 22, 2015 |
haibe:Conversion done willy-nilly - Jihad and terrorism... 1 Like |
| Business › Re: 5 Ways To Save Money In Nigeria!!! by Ephemmm: 9:40pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
U forgot this - Stop womanizing 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Which Of These Statements Make A Man Feel Happy The More? by Ephemmm: 7:00pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
I fear no 2 die |
| Politics › Re: Delta Police Arrests Four For Stealing 7,365 Pvcs, Registers by Ephemmm: 9:13pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
U see,they will not stand against what is facing their own state, na Fashola dem go dey shout. After collecting 2K, dem go dey protest as if dem be the only one affected forgetting that it affects all. I don't know how Fashola becomes INEC representative or PVC dealer. People whose poverty and joblessness don't turn to mumu. |
| Politics › Re: What's The Difference Between The Senate And House Of Representative? by Ephemmm: 6:40pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Both are legislative house - Upper chamber and lower chamber. Upper chamber is called House of Senate, while Lower Chamber is called House of Representatives. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: I Have Fulfilled My Promise On Power Sector - Jonathan by Ephemmm: 6:38pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
This drunkard is at it again! Choi. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Accuses Buhari Of Embarking On Secret Medical Visit Abroad by Ephemmm: 3:13pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
PhockPhockMan:IBB travelled out just for medical check up... GEJ travelled out not too long ago on health ground... Yaradua died in foreign hospital... Stella did surgery in foreign hospital... Buhari travelled out for medical check up Yet, mandella didnt move an inch out of South Africa until his death. In fact, Most politicians and rich in Nigeria traveled out of this country just to treat malaria... Yet, 'Jonathan is working' 'Jonathan till 1900' is your slogan. Dont you know that this further shows incompetency of PDP for the past 16 years? GEJ till una go get sense. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Reasons Why Nigerian Actresses Find It Difficult To Marry (early) by Ephemmm: 1:55pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Diesel1:Sarah carry pickin at 90, while Abraham was 100: no bigi. Abi Sarah na Ashawo too? Grace of God Na him sure pass. |
| Celebrities › Re: Reasons Why Nigerian Actresses Find It Difficult To Marry (early) by Ephemmm: 1:52pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
When it is tym, it will surely come to pass just like a dream even if you are blind, poor, or without legs and arms. I pray our time for upliftment and prosperity shall not pass us bye. Forget all these thrash. |
. Sometimes, I wonder d type of brain dey ve, if dey can't commend jona for taking d bold step rather wen boko triumph dey come on NL to condemn d govt. Where re dey now? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 (of 123 pages)