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Akinolami:
before you buy that land .. consult a surveyor. it helps !! To prevent from acquisition land (govt acquired land) and proper documentation (record copy) contact EAS survey and property mgt. dhl building mokola, ibadan. 08039524157

How much can it cost someone to survey two plots of land?

sandraokosun1:
Jagaban of africa on white regalia. Biafrags say he is sidelined, but u see the so called populus northerners running to him to learn chess. Pdp that say he is sidelined cannot help but stir instigations to ensure he part away his structures frm buhari, and join them. They realise his worth. I guess been sidelined to them is for a non elected politician and a non party official exco to be sitting in official offices. He doesnt do these but have the biggest single voice in apc and the running of nigeria, the same nigeria that encompases the biafrags and every state including pdp

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SSpeter:
After the general elections held in the first quarter of the year the diverse ethnic groups in Nigeria were reduced to just two they are

1 The Wailers
These set of people are the critics of the present government they blame the government for any unfortunate incident in the country. They are swift to crucify the government whenever things go wrong. You can simply identify them by their language. The Wailers are quick to shed tears when things don't go their way. A typical example of a Wailer is a crying baby. The Wailers predominantly lives in the South-eastern and South-South part of Nigeria they can also be found in the south western part of Nigeria. These are some of the words used by the Wailers I translated them to English

Dolapo/ A slowpoke

Dullard / A stupid person

President Buhari / Stupidity at its peak

Go slow / A daft :synonym- slow motion

5% / Minority : synonym: Southeast NIG.

One Chance/ Deceit

Body Odour/ An unreasonable and illogical attempt to solving a problem

Zoo / A country whose President is a slowpoke

Slave / Another name for a person from the southwestern part of Nigeria

Master / A person from the Northern part of Nigeria

Buharioptics / The study of stupidity

Buhari / A n offensive term for the name Buhari

Daura / A village filled with Morons

Change / A polite term form Clueless

2. The Zombies
The Zombies are Largest ethnic group in Nigeria. They predominantly live in the Northern and Southwestern part of Nigeria. The Zombies are ready believers. They are the supporters of the present government. The zombies are quite gullible they can go to any length to believe any government policy regardless of the effect. The Zombies don't have a mind of theirs hence they are always ready to follow, just blow the whistle. A typical example of a Zombie is a Cow. These are some of the terms used by the Zombies I translated them to english

E- Warrior / A Coward who likes to bark on social media

Change / A place free of corruption

Igbo / A person from the south eastern part of Nigeria

Jona / A clueless person

Deziani / A corrupt person

PDP / A party filled with corrupt leaders : Synonym- Corruption

Jail / An imaginary place where no one is kept

Wailing Wailers / A person who loves to cry at the slightest provocation

....So are you a Wailer or a Zombie?

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Seunaj05:
If you agree with me that it wasn't actually corruption that led to Saraki's trier, then you shouldn't expect much from this case. They only want to cut this guy into size, the moment that is achieved, CASE CLOSED!

If PMB didn't probe him, Nigerians are deceived. If he does, it is wizard-hunting if not witch-hunting....

Typical of wailers.....

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Herald47:
Bring back gini?,haven't you people heard that nigerians have been scammed?

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Was this road not part of GEJ's campaign before the last election? For your information, GEJ flagged off this project from the time past with Amosun in attendance as an ACN governor, but nothing to show for it up till date. Before you start wailing, click on the links below to see how deceptive your Otueke mentor has been deceiving Nigerians from the time past about this project.

1. Lagos-Ibadan express way, Jonathan admits failure - http://thenationonlineng.net/lagos-ibadan-expressway-jonathan-admits-failure-begs-nigerians


2. http://www.informationng.com/2013/10/fg-promises-completion-of-lagos-ibadan-expressway-rehabilitation-in.html

3. http://www.informationng.com/2013/07/why-only-gov-amosun-attended-jonathans-flag-off-of-lagos-ibadan-expressway-reconstruction-acn.html

4. http://www.informationng.com/2014/02/fg-lagos-ibadan-expresswayll-not-be-concenssioned.html

PDP una dey see your life [/b]

fados4sure:
[s]You are a criminal! I am working with Master degree & don't earn up to that. I REPEAT, YOU ARE A CRIMINAL

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Thrash...

NOBLEDANDY:
I believe it still stands...
Ojukwu is a great man deluded coward who ran away when he was needed most in the battlefield sees the future in his visions...

moderation2020:
[s]okorohausa may your mother be raped 10× a day,
may your neva see 20016
may your children die in auto crash
may the plague that befall d Egyptian's invade your family without warning

look at this shapeless man that puts on bra then uses muffler to cover it without shame is here talking piffle.

Infact am not surprised, because his lineage isn't 100% igbo

idiat[/s]

When will you stop reasoning through your anus? Kids on nairaland nowadays...

dacovajnr:
Mohammed Bleep?

No! he was impotent but has many wives and children

ZUBY77:
Really, do you also notice that there are blind, deaf, crippled beggars at the entrance of his Church?
And that his hastily constructed shabby blocks killed over a hundred unsuspecting individual.

I guess anybody that looks light skinned to you is white.

Has your life totally problem free? Even Jesus Christ did not heal 10% of people who needed his service: why the fuss? Please stop having orgasm on the life of this man. If you have the required talent or skill, open your church: we will attend if it is properly organized.

ZUBY77:
Black continent. What makes the President different from other gullible apes walking all over Africa.

Have you ever passed through the front/premises of his church at Ikotun to witness the number of Whites seeking solution to one infirmity or the other? Though not a member of his church, but I felt that there is a great and uncommon thing in this man. If you doubt me, open your own church and let's see how it goes: if you package it well, people will attend

If he is Whites, majority would have started calling him demi-god, I swear.

kdrex:
Glory be to Almighty... God Win, I finally got a job after 3 and a half years as a customer service representative with .......

I'm not really the type that like blowing my horn but I guess I will be an ingrate if I don't share this testimony with Nairalanders to encourage others not to give up hope. Weeping may endureth through the night but definitely joy cometh in the morning. I pray that Almighty God will answer all the prayer request of all job seekers on here like he answered mine. Just be patient, His forever faithful.

I resumed yesterday and I think I enjoyed my first day at work, I promise to give out recharge cards at the end of the month when i get paid my first salary as an appreciation to all that I learnt here on Nairaland during the trial period and my job search quest that prepared/assisted me in getting this job.

OP, congratulations ooooo. Hope the job is not 'an outsourced' one? If so, read more and apply more after three month there so far this is you first job.

May God be with you always.

Beremx:
Igbo 1- yoruba 1


No ethnic bashing. Case closed!

Yes you are right. But this got me laughing - Chizoba, from Imo State, has a pending drug case at the Federal High Court in Ikoyi . She said she made a mistake in not checking her bag thoroughly.

See epic lying.

dialfa:
Igboland is in Nigerdelta. We Igbos can never cede any part of our land to anybody based on the zoo created boundaries. If ijaws want to be alone, no Igbo will ever stop them but to term niger delta the exclusivity of ijaws or any other ogogoro drinking minority is asking for trouble.

Stop confusing tribes with zoo regions.

"If Ijaws want to be alone, no Igbo will ever stop them". Yet, When Isaac Adaka Boro wanted to form Ijaw Nation Republic in 1966 under the old Eastern region, it was Igbo Head of State Gen Agunyi Ironsi that fought him with a 12 day war.

Igbo and their hyprocrizy

costandi:
They say they brought change to democracy,
yet they try to frustrate someone who legitimately emerged senate president out of office.
Fact: APC is absolutely the same crop of OLD FOLK!!!

... So far he is legitimately frustrated/sidelined, why ranting here?

laudate:
This is getting interesting! I am intrigued by this analysis. Do carry on...

Ok.

So far you are interesting, carefully read this objective eye-opener write up I came across long time ago, and you will realize that Biafra is Biafra.

[b]South South Niger Delta will never join biafra

Igbo are using the support they gave to Jonathan in 2015 election as blackmail to convert Niger delta struggle to biafra. Niger delta struggle is resource control and true federalism. This deception will not work. They only supported Jonathan because they got alot of appointments under Jonathan. They are just selfish and greedy people. Niger Delta Struggle is completely different from biafra agitation. Igbo supported Obasanjo against thier own son and hero Ojukwu in 2003 election, they should go and claim yoruba instead.

As far as I am concern Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa are all benefiting from the current system. After all an Igbo man Gen Agunyi Ironsi created the Unitary System for Nigeria in 1966 that we are complaining against today. Gen Agunyi Ironsi set the foundation for the destruction of regional federalism in Nigeria. if not for his love for total control and domination (The disease of an average Igbo man), Niger delta would have be enjoying 50% resource control today. When Isaac Adaka Boro wanted to form Ijaw Nation Republic in 1966 it was Igbo Head of State Gen Agunyi Ironsi that fought him with a 12 day war.

The Igbo claim to be one of us because some South South states were part of the old Eastern region. First of all, eastern region was created by Nigeria for Nigeria convenience. It was not a decision of the nationalities that made up the old eastern region. Secondly before most people forget, today Edo and Delta state were never at anytime part of eastern region. Edo and Delta states were first part of Western region later became Midwestern region, then change to Bendel state before becoming Edo and Delta state today. Some tribes speak Yoruba in Edo and Delta state. Why is yoruba not claiming Edo and Delta state the way igbo is claiming Rivers and Delta states because some people speak ibo in those states?

Igbo may have succeeded in brainwashing some South South people that they are one of us, it is a big lie. They may have succeeded in brainwashing some of us that only hausa and yoruba is the problem of South South, it is a big lie. They are the same as far as I am concern.

The problem with Igbo is greed, self-entitlement and born to rule, control and exploit mentality. Qatar is smaller than Bayelsa in population and half d size of Bayelsa state by landmass. Bayelsa is four times the size of Singapore. if Qatar and Singapore can be a country, why cant we have an Ijaw nation as a country? Do u think Ijaw people dont want to be like Qatar and enjoy their oil alone like Qatar does? Note: Bayelsa State is d smallest state in the south south by population and second to the last by landmass!!


Below is the size of south south states and south east states. South South is almost 3 times the size of south East.
Yet the population of South east is almost 80% of south south population base on 2006 census. But by the time you add igbo who are currently leaving outside south east, you will discover that thier population is more than all the south south put together. More than 90% of the resources (oil, gas, limestones,etc) are in the south south. The whole of South East is landlock with no direct access to the sea or atlantic ocean. but almost all the south south states have direct assess to the sea and atlantic ocean. Some will say they have River Niger. River Niger is not a sea or an ocean for big Ships.

Tell me why South South Nations will want to form a country with south east if they have a choice ? all south east will bring to the table is population and domination? The total oil production from south east is not up to 10% of south south oil production!

If you are the leader of south south nations will you advice them to form a country with south east if they have the option of forming their own country alone? give a sincere answer!!

As far as I am concern, as unbrainwashed south south , there is no difference between the Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa. To me, these are three major tribe struggling and fighting for Supiriority. Whenever any of the three is loosing, he shout marginalization.

During Jonathan govt, the Igbos were gaining and were in control and were happy. The Yoruba were losing and were shouting marginalization. The hausa/fulani were not happy because they were not fully in control. For the North we can slightly understand because in the 16years of democracy (May 1999 to May 2015) the south ruled 13.3years while the North had just 2.7years

The Igbo don't love south south more than the hausa or Yoruba love us. All the three tribe are all struggling for the control of south south oil. None of the three is better than the other as far as we south south are concern.

The only place south south nationalities agree with Igbo is Nigeria should divide . However while south south clamour for succession is base on lack of true fiscal Federalism and resource control, on the other hand, igbo clamour for succession is base on IGBO BORN TO RULE, CONTROL AND EXPLOIT MENTALITY. Igbo make noise and claim d north have born to rule mentality because of Sokoto State former licence plate motto of born to rule which they have change. The People with the true born to rule mentality are d Igbo. it is because they are not having thier way that they are complaining and making all d noise all over Nigeria.

But how and why Nigeria will and should divide, what we want and what they want is as different as d distance of the earth to d moon.

South south want resource control or thier own freedom. we will support Biafra as Igbo only nation while they should support us to form our own nation or nations. But trying to add us as an appendage to Biafra will never happen.

If south south join Biafra, our individual identities will be wiped out in less than 50years. They will convert every south south nationality to Igbo. And they will so much take charge of the oil and resources with reckless abandon without any regard to d minorities.

LET EVERYONE FORMS HIS OWN NATION IF WE CAN'T GET 50% RESOURCE CONTROL. SOUTH SOUTH NATIONS DONT WANT IGBO, YORUBA OR HAUSA IN THIER NATION. WE DONT WANT ANY DOMINANT TRIBE TO CONTROL US IF OR WHEN NIGERIA DIVIDE.

They will argue that there are some igbo in rivers state, delta state and edo state. As far as i am concern Igbo speaking people in south south will join Niger delta republic or confederation. Their are Hausa people in Niger, there are Yoruba people in Benin Republic and Togo. Does that make those yoruba and hausa speaking people in those countries Nigerians?

The south south nationalities can form a confederation with United Arab Emirate template, where seven different nationalities came together to form a confederation with each nationality having some form of autonomy.

if the south east want to join the confederation they can join. We can't leave nigeria and go and form another normal single country were there is a dominant tribe. That will be moving from frying pan to fire.

Just like the United Ararb emirate asked qatar and behrain to join them, but qatar and behrain choose to form thier individual countries.

What Biafra represent is a single country with a powerful centre where a dominant tribe can control. South south dont want that. If we must fight or struggle for succession, we need a new name like "United State of niger delta" or any other name which clearly shows a union rather than a single country.

We need to set the record straight before south south nations make the mistake of south Sudan. It is more than Four years south sudan left
sudan to form thier country. Since that time south sudan has been in War while North Sudan enjoy peace. This was because nations in
south sudan came together to form a single country without ensuring that thier difference in ethnicity was fully discuss. Some
part of south sudan are now feeling marginalized. That is exactly what will happen if Igbo succeed in forcing south south nations into
Biafra. That so called Biafra wont have peace. It will be another Somalia!!!!

For peace to rain let Igbo form Biafra from the Five south east state and let the the six states in south south form a confederation or seperate nations. Anything outside this will never work.

I do not hate Igbo people. Many of my friends are Igbo. I only hate thier deceit and greed. what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
What we dont want is a dominant tribe simple. If south south join Biafra, that country will be 60% Igbo. How do you think other minorities can compete in that kind of country? Whether we like it or not we both know that Igbo are not diplomatic people by nature. That will lead to complete extinction of other tribe. in less than 50years they will make the whole Biafra Ibo without any consideration.

I dont hate Igbo. But i hate when i know the Biafra they seek is a Biafra with current south south as an appendage to it.
Why cant they support our freedom, and we will support thier freedom. Why do igbo make it look like it is wrong for Niger Delta people to seek thier own freedom outside Biafra? In biafra current south south minority will be like conquered people. God forbid that to happen.

a quote from Isaac Adaka Boro Autobiography (wriiten himself). Read Chapter 5 - Campus Politics
http://www.adakaboro.org/the12dayrev/chapter-5-campus-politics.
This was the campaign statement of his opponent for UNN SUG presidency:
"My opponent, Ejiogu, took the floor when I had finished, and what did he say? "Ladies and gentleman, this is a crucial time in Nigeria when we should not allow a vocal minority to rule an obvious majority.
These words still ring in my memory because, as my opponent put it, they are crucial not only to me but to my people, the Ijaws. Most of the alien students walked out of the hall and it seemed as if a spell was cast on the atmosphere. The campaigns ended solemnly and the result of the election was again one way. Ejiogu won with his majority. The last minute strategy. A Cameroonian friend of mine, John Ngole, promptly resigned his secretaryship of the Historical Society in protest."

I am very sure that Nigeria will divide faster if Igbo seek Biafra with 5 south east state alone and Niger delta republic seek a country with the 6 South south states alone at the same time. Once the Hausa and Yoruba sees that Igbo are supporting a Niger Delta republic separate from Biafra, they will see it as true struggle. But if the struggle is about Biafra with south south in it, where Igbo will gain south south resources with Yoruba and Hausa loosing out, I bet you until South South oil finishes, Nigeria wont divide.

If we cant get resource control, we don't need to form a single country with Igbo, we can seek for our separate nation on two front simultaneously but not on one front. What we need is cooperation from Igbo not togetherness with Igbo. If they truly want to leave Nigeria and liberate Niger delta people from dominant tribes, they should support us to form our nation as they form thiers. I bet you when that happen, the struggle will be half won.

The Ojukwu Biafra was Igbo dream not Ijaw, Esan, Urhobo, Itsekiri, Ikwerre, ogoni, ibibio, etc dream.

In summary, my point is that why the primary interest of Niger Deltans is resource control, Igbo primary interest is seperation from Nigeria with Niger delta as thier trophy. Igbo wants a nation where they can become the lord, control and dominate others. Since in Nigeria, Hausa and yoruba are ahead of them in the power struggle, they resort to blackmail and cry foul claiming marginalization.

if Nigeria will divide peacefully by United Nations referendum, south south will not join Biafra. Peaceful division of Nigeria can only be into a minimum of five countries (Arewa republic, Niger Middle belt, United Niger Delta, Oduwa republic, and Biafra). South South will form its own nation/nations.

My Igbo neighbour may not like this submission, but it is the bitter truth


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dialfa:
see this zoo man
[s]instead of planning how to liberate your oduduwa from fulani occupation you wan get headache for another man matter and are providing advice to perpetuate the zoo
you dirty lot really love your zoo

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I doubt it if this Biafra lunatics read the write up. Op mentioned another disintegration which somebody like Isaac Boro has tried under the former Easter Region to liberate Ijaw people from Eastern part, but which was subdued by the same Igbo former President all to protect the interest of Igbos over minority.

The problem with Igbo is greed, self-entitlement and born to rule, control and exploit mentality. Qatar is smaller than Bayelsa in population and half d size of Bayelsa state by landmass. Bayelsa is four times the size of Singapore. if Qatar and Singapore can be a country, why cant we have an Ijaw nation as a country? Do u think Ijaw people dont want to be like Qatar and enjoy their oil alone like Qatar does? Note: Bayelsa State is d smallest state in the south south by population and second to the last by landmass!!

For your information, it is now obvious that Igbo primary interest is separation from Nigeria with Niger delta as their trophy.

assu2013:
Na Now dey remeber him

Ask Jonathan

LastSurvivor:
Best in Waec- Southerner
Best in Neco- Southerner
Best in Jamb- Southerner
Best in other fields- Southerner
But most qualified in government jobs Northerners.. how come?

May be because all those achievements were Aba-made

Danrizzle:
Why categorize accountancy among these waywardssssss

Go to private companies and verify how much Chief Financial Officers/Chief Accountants are collection: it is then you will know that public service work no be work.

Firefire:
ok





Buhary is next to be arraigned. They should strip him of his immunity and make him face the tribunal for False assets declaration and how 120 Cows multiplied within short time, and how he suddenly own assets across the country as poor as he was without money to obtain his nomination form.


Buhary and APC are all fraudsters.



Leave the dogoyaro to be pursuing shadow while Nigerians are dying and starving to death.

Buhary is next to be arraigned. They should strip him of his immunity and make him face the tribunal for False assets declaration and how 120 Cows multiplied within short time, and how he suddenly own assets across the country as poor as he was without money to obtain his nomination form.

Kennydoc:
[s]Call it Kangaroo committee or not, evidence abounds as to how Amaechi alongside Tinubu bankrolled Buhari's campaign. It was Amaechi that was able to counter Atiku's "dollarization" at APC primaries, which made it a lot easier for PMB to coast to victory. Subsequent funding of APC campaign was carried out by Amaechi and Tinubu.
Amaechi is yet to answer how he spent over 20 billion naira on PH monorail, and yet what we have today are just a few concrete pillars. He's also yet to clear himself on how he used up the money he recovered from the sale of State government assets.
The details of misappropriation of funds by Amaechi are with Rivers State Government.

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Why are you still behaving as if we are in PDP era? Was Tinubu enjoying immunity as at then despite the fact that SSS, NA, EFCC, ICPC are within your arsenal? You have concrete evidence and you can't head to court: is that not ironical?

Hope you won't head to NTA and AIT this time?

Kennydoc:
[s][b] Over 80 senators passed a vote of confidence on Saraki, with 49 of them being PDP senators. Kindly tell me the party the remaining 30+ belonged to.

A panel of enquiry was set up which indicted Amaechi, yet he refused to go and clear himself because he has federal backing. EFCC had been written about his case, yet they haven't done anything. So which mere allegation are you talking about? All the accusations you lots have been throwing out against GEJ, Diezani, Wike etc, do you have an objective backing about them? Have they been convicted by any court of law?

If Buhari truly wants to fight corruption, why is he appointing those who have corruption allegations as ministers? Why didn't he ask them to go and clear their names? Of course, he too is corrupt so he can't fight corruption. He may be slightly less corrupt than many politicians but he still oozes corruption, cos he worked under the most corrupt HoS in Nigeria, and had the mind to adjudge him to be a saint. His campaign was also funded by looted funds, which he was well aware of. [/b]

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'All the accusations you lots have been throwing out against GEJ, Diezani, Wike etc, do you have an objective backing about them? Have they been convicted by any court of law?'

Thank you for mentioning this point. If I may ask, how many of them have been jailed? All of them has one or two allegations written against them, but have not been found guilty because no competent court of law has said so.

If allegations is to be reckoned with, all past PDP Ministers and Governors would have been jailed by now.

Get your fact right.