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Turkey meatball

not nice but funny when I read it. LOL

MrCrackles:
If you require fruits, dont you know the way to Ketu market or Mile 12?

Do they sell fruits or protein on NL?

pomegranate and grape juice/garlic toast

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A brief tour of one (where family cooking is done) of the kitchen.  When i tidy up the main kitchen, i will post
A young lady about to have breakfast
Friday morning b/fast (omelet, turkey and croissant on table)

Oxone:
the key is putting yourself in her shoes & doing what you would have wanted her to do for you
i guess the reason they are asking you is cos they want to maintaining the family bloodline

Oxone:
besides i'll rather have an egg from an family member than an outside cos atleast your sure of the family history & knows what to expect in terms of diseases & what not. a clear case of the devil you being better than the angel you dont know

Hmm, You spit the EXACT words from my family's mouth.  Are you a family member under disquise?  or you can "S.A.W" 

@others

thanks for the input.  later on I'll expalin the procedure from beginning to end as I took notes.  No I am not going to do it,  . . .b/c of the procedure

I think a "Forum kitchen" should be a place where you can  get the best resource for cooking information whether from members, professional chefs, non professional chefs.  We are all grown and mature and we should be sharing our cooking experiences (even cooking blunders) and learn from each other instead of using this section as a playing field.  Some of the topics on here are just beyond ridiculous. , *sigh*

Phew!! Thank God there is a moderator to control some of the crappiness.

Just my 28cents.  Well I am off to learn how to cook

Enjoy your day and be at peace with yourself

I'll have my egg anyhow - fried, poached, boiled, baked, or scrambled.

here, follow this recipe. it's broken down in steps. 


10 oz Butter or half butter and half crisco
8 oz Granulated sugar
8 oz Brown Sugar
0.24 oz salt

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6 oz eggs (If the eggs are small, use 3 eggs)
32 oz Vanilla extract or (2 tsp)


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20 oz Pastry flour
0.24 Baking soda

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20 oz chocolate chips
8 oz chopped walnuts or pecans (optional)

Bon vive!

good night. Dream of angels

take a shower and go outside to chit chat with my mom after those "heighten-tighten" white folks leave

family guy between your legs

squatting _{and playing games}

try and figure out if its a she, a he or shim

"how may I help you" the operate asked. "someone is lying in our bed and they are making a lot of noise" y me answered screaming on top of her voice

Tpiah, The pics you posted are soft chocolate chip cookies.  The cookie  (my pic) is "spread".  Remember cookies come in different size, shape, flavor and texture.

There are four ways you can bake your cookies

Crispness
Softness (under baking/more liquid in the mix) Your pics. 
Chewiness
Spread (my pic) well done/baked

Softness

Basic traits: -

Under baking - Hence the chocolate (visible) don't melt and they don't spread too much
High proportion of liquid
Low sugar and fat
usually done thick to retain more moisture

The third pic you posted (a bit crumbly), all depend on the "whipping" (improper mixing)  although it can be too much sugar, too much shortening (we call it lard) too much baking powder or baking soda.

Underbaking them slightly  (3 min) should do the trick..  Oh yea, don't leave them to cool on the stove top

Much love

u r funny. LOL

Ex Inferis:
some people just dont have anything to do. i always say that seun should start charging 10 naira per post, perhaps then people would post only meaningful stuff. like:

how do you like the air you breathe

should the sky be less bluer

if grass isnt green, what color should it be

water is tasteless; true or false

my sh1t is brown, what color is yours

do you like yourself? if not, why?

the hotties and notties of the game section _{you know who you are}

women are like phones. they like 2 B held, talked 2 & touched often. But, push the wrong button & your ass is disconnected!

build her a sand castle

Karma

i see nothing wrong with TGIF, _{at least the one I go to now and then}

much love

raisin bran corn flakes

I am 'picture Spring cleaning" , one from the old files.  I am lazy to type up the way I  make mines but you can follow this recipe from the internet.  Chocolate Chips Cookie and Oatmeal Raisin cookie

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090422134222AAqXoNt

Much love

Feeling scared, Romade tiptoed up the stairs trying not to make a sound

She's a darling

i am really happy the way my life is going, _seriously

pastry

hoola-hoop between your legs

You are not eating me tonight

cover her up with sand