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Paralegal secretary

yeh, then we'll paint the town red

wetin am I saying oo

Me You and Dupree

hug pass

There is something about her looks>>>>captivating and a natural beauty

nothing. As clear as crystal

I don't like the color yellow


Are you a good dancer

Green Day - Know your enemy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVL-f_5PYSE

I never knew this is night

who wants to know

she's a natural beauty

na-ahh but she can have phemour, Jamace, faakay, Mykali, and all the other handsome guys but NOT goodie. I repeat NOT goodie - otherwise

I don't go to church.

I don't have to go church to know God or Jesus, right?

I don't live in Nigeria but from posting on Nairaland words like "oo" and "o" are so darn overused

The stepfather between your legs

manmustwac:
@Epi
Nice bottle but how can we drink from a picture . Just give me your number and contact details of how i can get to happy land so that we can have a proper drink

Ok, how about I draw you a map and you follow the map to find me (_{Off to draw the map}) Once you find me, I'll give you the number personally

I posted the below in Epi's Diary but it's not showing. Help

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You've concluded you need a new computer. Your old computer was faithful, but let's face it -- you don't have all day. It takes forever to boot up and even longer to surf the Internet. Unless you're just dying to buy that latest, greatest computer, give these tips a try and speed up your old faithful.

5 tips to make your computer run like new

Tip #1 -- Free up disk space
Over time, your computer's hard drive becomes less efficient when it comes to storing and retrieving files. To overcome this problem, try defragmenting. Defragmenting the hard drive can be a slow process but is well worth the effort. When you defragment the disk, it organizes the information you have on your hard drive so it is easier for your computer to find next time you're looking for something and will make your computer like new.

Defragmenting:

-- Removes temporary files
-- Removes downloadable programs
-- Empties the recycle bin
-- Removes components you don't use
-- Removes installed programs you do not use

As you can see, this process gets rid of a lot of garbage on your computer resulting in speeding it up.

To defragment your hard drive, you can either use the Disk Cleanup tool on your computer under "Tools" or buy software that will do it for you.

Tip #2 -- Clean it up
If your computer is slow when you first boot up, the problem could be that there are too many programs running in the background. You may not even be aware of them, but all the same, they are there.

To get rid of these programs, go to your Start menu and click All Programs. Next, click Startup. When you're in the menu, delete the programs that you don't need.

Tip #3 -- Uninstall programs you don't use
Your computer slows down considerably once it has reached 50% capacity. To keep this from happening, go to Control Panel and then Add/Remove programs. Once compiled, you will have a list of all the programs on your computer. Scan the list and uninstall the ones you don't use anymore.

Tip #4 -- Memory
If your hard drive is loaded with programs that you use all the time and you can't delete any for the sake of speeding it up, you may have to resort to adding memory. This isn't expensive and will keep you from having to get a new computer. Once you add the memory, you should notice the difference right away.

Tip #5 -- Remove Spyware and Adware
Another common cause of computer slow-down is the installation of spyware and adware. Adware is software that displays advertisements on your computer and the more diabolical Spyware is software that sends your personal information to a third party without your permission or knowledge.

The problem with this evil duo is that most of the time, you've unwittingly agreed to install these items so if you have an older anti-virus program -- it won't protect you. What to do? Make sure you have a newer anti-virus program or anti-spyware program installed.

Before junking your old computer, try these 5 tips, and you'll probably realize you can avoid buying a new computer after all!

@poster

I think this mamagee is funny. she cracks me up with her short and brief responses

I let the meat loaf burn while playing games on Nairaland.  The entire house is smokey Hmmmm, this NL addiction must end.  Someone is going to curse me out when they get home  A nuh lie me a tell.

Going to log off from NL and like a coward I am going to roll my eyes and leave the vicinity ASAP.

a good guy

she looked at him and laughed.

"Einstein, Einstein" she shouted at the top of her voice. "I don't know what you are smoking but whatever it is, your ass need to get off of it now" she said while searching the closets

Is that? Is that? Einstein why is this lady in our closet. . . .kids wait for me in the car" she said raising her hand to slap Einstein.

Looking shocked Einstein shouted "you see, you see what I've been telling you" A lot of crazy things keep happening to me"

"like what?" Amiges asked with an evil look on her face

"like the lady in the closet" Einstein answered in a trembling voice

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Audrey Hepburn

^^ how bodi?

So am here lying down in my bed relaxing (feeling lazy) and reading when the phone rings. Silly guy on the other end asking "u sleeping" even though I answer Now I have to get up and play games so I can get back in the relaxing mood