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I won. I am last

Microsoft painting, watching glee and typing on NL

Long Kiss Goodnight between your legs

Glee - It's so funny

thanks mik/saint

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bringing the dead back to life

See butee. Try match this one with a Nigerian hay haay!

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.

-- Zenna Schaffer

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

olo miii

a troubling enigma not to mention bushwacker hay haay

FBI Issues Warning Over Friendly Facebook Scams
by Terrence O'Brien (RSS feed) — Oct 6th 2009 at 7:23PM

The disturbing evolution of the 419 scam from e-mails from Nigerian princes to hijacked Facebook accounts is raising serious alarms within law enforcement circles. We originally reported this new tactic in January, but users still haven't caught on. Just last month a Missouri woman was taken for $4,000 by a scammer posing as a friend on Facebook, and the 'Today Show' recently aired a segment about Sister Erma, a nun, whose Facebook was hijacked and used to dupe her friend Debbie Peterson in to handing over $3,000.

The scam starts with spam messages that contain malcious links. People careless enough to click on these links, like the previously mentioned CooooL Video and FBAction messages, are either led to fake Facebook log in pages that steal your e-mail and password, or are infected with a keylogger that captures all of your usernames and passwords across several different sites. Once the scammers have collected this information they begin sending messages to friends and family of the hijacked account claiming to be in trouble -- in most cases stuck traveling abroad. The messages claim that the person has lost his or her wallet or been mugged and needs a loan (of several thousand dollars) to pay off hotel bills.


The scam has become prevalent enough that the FBI saw fit to issue a warning last week about the threat. In a press release, the Bureau cited reports from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) that the number of hijacked accounts reported has increased dramatically. There have been only 3,200 cases reported since 2006, but we're sure at least as many (if not significantly more) have gone unreported to the IC3. The FBI provided a simple list of safety tips for avoiding becoming the next anecdote on Switched about someone losing thousands of dollars.

And remember our advice -- if you think your account has been hijacked, immediately warn your friends and family. Or if you find yourself on the receiving end of a plea for financial assistance from a Facebook pal, exercise some skepticism and confirm their identity before wiring any money. Then, please report the incident to the IC3. [From: Today Show, FBI, MSNBC]
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Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall

"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you."


- Mrs. Patrick Cambell - to a man

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THIS ISNT PROVATE BUT JUST AN ADIVE FOR THE STUPID ONES THAT THINK THEY KNOW HOW TO TALK, PEOPLE POST WHAT THEY WANT TO DO, FOR FUN OR WHAT EVER. SO WHAT IS your GOD DAMM BUSINESS ANYWAY, LEARN TO RESPECT your SELF. OR ELSE. U WOUNT FIND IT FUNNY ANYMORE

hahahaha

the responses are dead funny too

funny thread

yes!!!

noetic15:
have u ever being to the islam for muslims section? and have u ever heard the names jarus and mukina before?

LOL, u people are funny

michelin89:
Photoshop and 10000kg of make up nko?

Michelin89

Are you trying to tell us indirectly that Nigerian girls have to be photoshopped with 10000kg of make-up in order for them to be pretty. Girl that's brutal! That's a terrible thing for you to say Thank God you said it not me

I like this ATM girl. At least she is beautiful without running around with long horse hair on her head

Without the weaves/braids 7/8 of Nigerian girls are not pretty. Somalians, Ethiopians, Liberian, South Africans, are prettier. According to the survey, Nigerian boys are prettier than the Nigerian girls. According to Yellow man, dem body look good but dem face no ready

tpia.:
wetin dey worry you sef? Na craze?

na for this NL persin go see somebody wey dey head coven for house come form say im be holy Mary.

Looks like someone send this crazy bush girl to harass me, but I am not going to argue with her until 7pm (my time). That's when I am going to be pissed.

^^^  huh!   crazy man a come, Rrrrrun Epi rrrrrun

typing, chit-chatting on the phone and eating baked turkey wings with scalloped potatoes. yum!

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

- Dr. Seuss

It is impossible to love and be wise

laughing _{out loud}

why can't she stay on track so ALL can follow. The deal is, we keep one head.

tpia.:
Mukina don rest for your matter so you now feel like taking on tpia.

stop talk in parables and speakay inglay, so I can answer you appropriately.

tpia.:
oh, you want a fight right?
take your own advice and dont enter a swordfight armed only with a nail cutter.
To much ganja is bad for your brain, bozo.
Mukina don rest for your matter so you now feel like taking on tpia.
Ode.

Hope you're fully armed with all the information you need and have goons on standby, to call your ambulance.

voodoo priestess wey dey form.
Olodo.

na only Love Machine you see? Your NL boyfriend nko- how he dey?

That's all you have to say. Stuuuuupes. I hate dealing with amateurs. When you ready for a bull dog fight, step up