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that pappa john's pizza at the bottom of the page. like seriously, i feel like eating pizza now. hahahaha

why when u click on an Ad u get kicked off of NL

shoes

smile

cook

[size=38pt]^[/size]to the second power

Empire State of Mind - JayZ  f/ alicia keys

This song is so dope, can't stop singing it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4tRqf0sMDM&feature=related

A list of ingredients cannot be copyrighted. Only the instructions.

i.e. You can take any recipe, keep the ingredients, change the instructions and it becomes yours. yup, play around with a recipe (ingredients/instructions) and put your johnny handcock next to it. Later on, send it to the press . It's yours, it's legal.

open the door and walk away from the bird before I

fire

the bird

All ^^^ above. This joke is for the missing landers, and I hope to put a smile on your face. I really miss you, each and everyone **muah***

buh bye

who's seen the rooster

The priest in a small village loved the rooster and the ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass,
he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village,
so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock?'

All the men stood up.

'No, no,' he said,
'that wasn't what I meant.

"Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said,
'that wasn't what I meant.

" Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said,
'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen MY cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.

may you continue to shine and love unselfishly.
lots of blessings

Gosh man! what's wrong with these people in this house. Every morning they all keep farting. I'm asking myself "must you fart Every morning. Landers, I'm not lying, but the first thing that goes on in my home is farting. In one room you hear poop, in another, you hear broop and then there is always this one person who lets out 3 or 4 farts, and to make matters worst he says "thank you jesus"

Who who praise god after farting ?

Oh shoot its after 7. i should log back off and go do my hw. yup i think that would be best

buy Chinese food (chicken and broccoli

bloody

don't you know the answer

noetic2:
45

y u make me so ole nah   

noetic2:
single and desperately not searching

correct (see edit)

@topic

38

single and lonely

sits on the dock alone

@Leilah

Wow!! thank god you are a strong lady.  sometimes it's healthy to let out your what's on your mind. Are you hurting still?

:d :d :d

Leilah:
i DONT THINK NIGERIANS DO FAMILY PICNICS OR FAMILY DAYS OUT, FROM I SEE ITS USALLY THE MOTHER OUT WITH THE KIDS AND THE MAN, EH DUNNO, NOT WITH THEM ANYWAY.

^ You said it not me.
Sad they are letting the beautiful beaches in Nigeria go to waste

Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.”

Jane Austen

what's going on here?

eye

24

involved

he sits at the dock

sharpie

pilot

heart of the matter

Gawd, I'm surrounded (friends) by gays and lesbians. But you know what, I love to be around them because they are sweet and loving people, unlike that straight one who is full of drama