₦airaland Forum

I like, I like, I like ^^^^^

dealers choice award

has the best ass on nairaland

:d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

drawing

coach

coffee

kill germs in the body errmm. just guessing

roniesharl:

look nah, you and others need to ease up on me, ok. Just ease up on me

it's a pleasure to be last. Good day y'all. log off, run epi run

"So you love playing with guns" he asked with a smirk on his face "so what's the name of the game"

"what game" she asked licking her lips

"you know, you shoot me three times with water I play dead" he smiled biting his lips

"you are a naughty patient! let me sign your discharge paper and get you out of here she said pinching his legs
Just when she was about to leave the room, she turned around and said "How about we continue the game"

I love Nairaland because ^^^^the beauty above me

, the long-legged quintessential beauty turned to him and smiled. The thrilled to his spine had left him weak so he was unable to smile back at her. He began to strip her with his eyes then suddenly he heard a noise, it sounded like a hungry lion that hasn't eaten for years.

It was trekkie the patient who thought he was Albert Einstein came back in the form of a donkey. Behind him was smile4kenn, the missing patient from Lagos hospital. He knew he must act now, fearing they would hurt the long-legged beauty.

" Nurse, nurse" he shouted to the top of his voice.

"Help, help, crazy man a come" he shouted again

No sooner the doctors and nurses came to his rescue. They gave both patients morphine to calm them down and took them away.

The long-legged beauty walked over to him, leaned against him and said

"You are my hero, there is no telling what those crazy men would have done"

He tried to look her in the eyes but his eyes kept falling back to her breast. She realized his eyes were feasting on her breast and was hoping he would

ifyalways:
I dont know abt the special health benefits but I know its a good remedy for hangover.

Like seriously? thanks babe, will definitely. keep this in mind

baby carrots

you can cook any fruit and put it into a pie

CrazyMan:
*Sighs*

like seriously, why you had to use as old username from '06 just to say "sigh" Is it worth it?

Rebarobyn:
lol

GEW:
this is very funny

Commandment #13. It's a Nairaland sin to "dig-up" old threads for absolutely no reason

Gabry:
Thank God Im not a Moderator

behave yourself

Harder they come, harder they fall between your legs

do you see a smile on my face

Her royal highness and His majesty

wipe that smile off your face jare, I'm a last-alicious

^^^ how bodi

an ez face to sketch, gonna sketch him

**left click, save pic***

individuals with disabilities

2day

when last did you dance with your partner

blackberries and blueberries

Turn your lights down low - bob and lauryn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Hv0Mrzxwc

thinking what ^^^^ is thinking

are you serious?

Nine Asses Never Never Yawn


CRAVE

don't buy any bullshit