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Obizeal... Thanks for this eye opener...
I neva want to believe the prophet Mohammed / his scholars copied texts from the bible, until I saw this. Now I gerrit, this is where he gets his misconceptions from..
Well cha, not his fault.. Only those of the spirit shall understand things of the spirit...

Sometimes I wonder if these terrorists have brain at all...
Azzz in... I can't jst understand, Even if cockroach see death e go pick race..... Dis is inhumane, it will be a blemish to the kingdom Animalia if this ediots r called ANIMALS..
Sons of Lucifer.. Heartless set of ediot, common sense ...absent..

JONATHAN... Ur government is a failure to this country

MizMyColi:

Nice to meet you too bro!

U r a march-born abi...?

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well.. U knw its always hard to confuse and convince a Pisces without reasonable and genuine proofs...
By the way u v described ur personality... I can say u r a Pisces.. A conc. Pisces ...
U knw, Pisces have this Intelligency which they themselves don't even understand how they come by it and they are most time impressed by themselves, either by what they've spoken or done. Pisces is a combination of all zodiac sign fused into one, they can decide to be a Leo today, a Sagittarius tomorrow or a Virgo the next.
And one thing I like about Pisces is that they tend to understand more about life as they grow and they have this ability to be anything they want to be as soon as they discover their innermost self..

As a matter of fact.. I am a Pisces too

MizMyColi:
And what proof do you have to back up most of your claims, OP?

Just asking.

Miz... Sowie For disturbing ooo.
R u PISCES...

T3amie:
guy yo passed out from iganmode grammer school no lie

Lolzzzz...
Goons mie...
I knw dere was one BABATUNDE in iganmode den.. And dere was another one at ansar-ud-deen too... Dey were blood brothers... And I heard Martins has been transferred to iganmode now...

But I passed out frm ansar-ud-deen...

oluswaggz:
Did this by any chance happend in otta, ogun state. cos I used to know two teachers with dt name in the same skul nd wit dt same attribute.

Wow.... Yeah... Ansar-ur-deen to be precise...
There use to be 2 Mr BABATUNDE then.. One at ansar-ud-deen and d other at iganmode..

How many D¡CK ACTION I don give her wey I go kon say na action remain

[b] Hmmmmm...
Lemme jst share this Tip of the iceberg Out of a mountain of snow..
It was on a night duty at one of the most famous breweries in Nigeria.. ( Name withheld)
The operator of the pasteurizer machine was absent and I was asked to operate the machine for the night, the machine was technically not okay of which the ogas at the tops r aware of, but I was asked to manage it for the night,...The temperature was too high and this caused explosions of the beer-filled bottles, the heat oozing out of the machine to my face isn't helping issue as my eye protector always get blurred by the intensive heat And most times I will have to risk deeping my hands in d machine with a blurry vision..

At almost 12 am in d mawin, d bottles were jammed and I stretch forth to clear the jammed line... D next tin I jst hear na like bomb explosion.... The hot liquid was dripping off on my face, my clothes wet to the chest region and I was quick to notice a sharp pain on my left arm..

I had sustained a deep cut on my arm, and the blood was gushing out like a stream of water, my eye googgles had been pierced and d lens got broken, thank God for d googgle, my eye would have been a history by now.. I was taken to d clinic where I was treated and I went back to work again... Chai ..
I worked for 5 years and nothing to show for it.. That was when I decide it's time I go back to skool, I quitted and resumed school and that was even another story entirely [/b]

Now I jst look back and smile... Coz everything works for My good..
Baba God I thank u

Midehi:
no...Edo, dat my name is combination of 2 names.

Wow... native names I guess...

[b] Hmmm...
I did a lot of tinz naa but I will jst share d most interesting one..
It was at a Government public school...There was this ]MR MARTINS who happens to be a womanizing male teacher then, back then when big gurls r still in secondary schools ooo..
He happens to knw m d boyfwend of a gurl he's been eyeing and since then he's been looking for ways to shock me.

On that fateful day, The closing bell had jst been ranged, I took to the stairs coz my class was sited on the second floor of a storeyed building. On my way down the stairs with other students and, coincidentally the so called Mr Martins on the 3rd step ahead of me, I greeted him frm the back and he looked back and replied. Jst few seconds later , he turned back and started shouting who said that.

I and d other students on the stairs were like who said what . He turned back and suddenly pointed to me.. U r the one.. and I was Chisos
it struck my face like a thunder and my face went red... The sound of the slap drew the attention of other students.. He dragged me to the teachers staff room asking me to confess ...

After like 20 minutes, he asked me to leave and report to him the following day... Then, I went to meet my friends who had been waiting for me while watching the whole event unfolding.

Wetin u do naa, how d tin take happen, na u talk am ? Wetin dem talk say u do, why him dey harrass u naa...? my friends bombarded me wit different questions and I narrated the whole scenario for them and were like shuo ... which levels na, e slap u and u no fit do anything .... and dey succeeded in hardening my heart..

The following day, the event has become d talk of the school but I was determined to show the e-diot some pepper. I no go him office to report, I was expecting he will find me come class by himself.. he sent some students to come call for me, of which I refused.. few hours later he came to my class, located my seat, he asked me to stand up, I stood up... and later he asked me to kneel down... hian.. U say what... kneel down for where ? I knw fit.. I jst tell him I can't ... Na here the film start ... He went for a while and was back few minutes later with one MR BABATUNDE who happens to be the most ruthless teacher in school back then. He yelled at me to kneel down but I stood defiant, he lifted up d cane in his hands to hit me and I was quick to get hold of his hands dragging the cane wit him.. D class shouted at this acts, and they were ordered to go kneel down outside under the scorching sun by MR MARTINS who jst stood aside, surprised by my stubbornness, I cha see chance escape d class and went out of school jumping ova d fence for that day..

My friends who v been fed by d news hailed me and on the assembly ground d following day, it was announced that a student beat d MR BABATUNDE and I was like ... wtf... I only dragged the Cain in his hands and stood defiant to his command , I didn't beat him oooo.. [/b]

Thank God the principal wasn't around.. One way or the other, I cha get myself out of that mess.. And till date in dat skool, it stood a news and a rumour that a student once beat MR BABATUNDE...

Midehi:
you must not be experienced b4 you know all this, its a common fact

Ur name sounds like u r frm kogi state... R u...?

Midehi:
ladies that have given birth is exempted coz no matter how hard they follow this piece of information,it will still sag..to the girls,dont let any guy suck ur boobs too hard,squeez with all his effort coz if he does,ur boobs go be sorry.

wow....

U must be talking frm experience...
Ain't u...

Friday

One thing I hate most abt d higher institution students is d way dey book seats for their friends who has not even take-off frm their hostel...

U see one person sitting in btwn 2 sit jst to book d seat for their friends..
In my skool, dem even dey book seat for inside motor...

tosyne2much:
where u go all this while ?

Baba , na skool tinz ooo.
I dey login but I no dey comment ni...
Kudos to u jare... Mr popularjingo

AbuMikey:
I agree

I agree too...
D 2 idiots taking us d course in school r really sumtin else...
As In... Dey always have one or two weird tin abt them...

tosyne2much:
bwahahahahahahaha lwkmd, falls from 15 story building

**Catches him as he fall**...
U be my person naa, I no fit watch make u take laugh kill urself...

Make we share d laugh naa...




Paddy mi...hw far naa

Waow

Sile12:
Kulikuli, Donkua, Ipekere(Fried grounded maize prepared like Akara), ice pokipoki, guguru&epa (today's popcorn), fried coconut, monkeys sugarcane and so on..

We bought, eat, and drank rubbish those days, its only God that we're still alive today.

U ve forgotten baba dudu and sisi pelebe..
Balewa.. Condense... Okin shortcake biscuit, pako biscuit... Dat guguru and epa dey sweet die

Conductor... Pls , I wan drop for this bus stop..
Waow.. The good old times..
THough I wad born wen all dis old tinz r going into extinct oo but I still remember wen I still buy solo bread for 5 naira.. I use the slate at " the je 'le o sinmi" lesson before I was enrolled into nursery school then.
We get sugar 1 naira, kulikuli 50 kobo, groundnut 1 naira, and pure water is non-existent then, si we buy ice water for 1 naira too and u can't even finish 5 naira garri at-a-go then,
We buy rice three naira and 2 naira meet, though small in quantity, but at least it's still a food for a nursery school pupil like myself back den..
This were part of wat characterized my days as a nursery primary skool pupil.

Indomie, I first heard abt this in d year 2000, then I use to tink na rich man pikin food

xheyi:
plz bro wat re d likely questions I will meet in d post utme

Broh... U funny ooo..
Chebi u knw 1..2..3 and ABC to Z...
Dos r d combination of what u'll be seeing... Na d way wey dem go take combine am go startle u..

mayayinks:
which dept r u. Cos em also an HOC. No tym for ur self @ all. I don black finish am still beautiful...

Funaab has dis tin abt making people go darker...

Jamzig1:
Lol...nobody wan do am ni oo...so i volunteered to take d responsibilities...

Kudos to u jare.. My honourable H.O.C

Maybe its bcoz ots d safest place

yolobabe:
UI doesn't offer radiography......sorry bro.....but pharmacy...the cutoff last year was 68..........but it could as well increase this year......don't take anything for granted like I did.......but I'm in compsci now.......so goodluck

Pls.. Does u.i include o level result in calculating d composite or its jst jamb and p.utme scores