₦airaland Forum

Enegod:
short girls are the hottest

Walahi... As in, dem portables

Waow... Shout out to d aspirants....
Vykta, jamzig1 , u r sighted..

Tall gurls be like

diddydiva:
ah ah ah ah

funny thread

I will feel intimidated ooo...



Lalasticlala... Front page tinz..

Off campus tinz.

But it's advisable to stay in skool hostel for the first year

micrep3030:
Ur major objective is to learn n u can only be in d hostel n concentrate well

Broh... It's not always true and doesnt applies to everybody. I for instance, cannot read, understand and assimilate where there are 2 or more other people, and as such, I need privacy ...

And secondly..

onila:
you gats to cook by yrself

on campus food sucks n there was no kitchen in my school hostel

penquin:
have you been to funnab 500 seater ICT hall before. that one na Die plus including AC. imagine 500 sound and functioning lappy.

R u a funaabite...

mrking3:
Believe me Nairalanders! This statement of not wanting to make a first class by OP is the weirdest thing I've heard all my life! Its either he's not in school or he must be a dull brain that has been sorting himself out and probably getting scared to defend his result with a high grade. He has over sorted his lecturers above what he bargained for! But then, dude is so dumb to have brought this issue to Nairaland. He knows what to do to lower his Grade! Skip 3 (3 unit) courses! That would do! And delibrately fail yourself. So its that too much for him to do? If at all he's even genuine or one of those wanna be first class!! This guy is not even a 2.1 material as he claims.

WORD .....

O.p
Seriously.... U ain't making any sense....
No offence...

Acidosis:
Good, another session of regrets for the gullible citizens Thank God I don't look up to government for my daily bread. God has been my source.

In 1991, Nigeria's population stands at 88.9 million. 99.2 million in 1995 and 170 million in 2015. Expected population size in 2025 is 235.6 million YET Nigerians (in 2015) prefer a man who could not control less than 50 million citizens some 30 years ago. Worthy of note is the fact that "this man and his people" are the same sets of humans who give births the way pigs do; marry their daughters with impunity and populate the congested country.


hahaha... A million job in 2017 will DO Nothing! N5000 can barely buy 1 piece of gown in 2015, yet my people celebrate the useless and empty promises.


Suffer una neva suffer! By the time you people experience real suffering, you people will search military board tire.


As Goodluck don increase una wages from N7k to N18k, everybody don afford megabyte and BBM pin. Let's wait and see how "Osungbade" will fund una megabytes using diversified groundnuts and cocoa projects.


I don give up on unaa

How much were u paid for diz advertisement broh...

Happy Sunday NLanders..

The Shepohpohtamus herself...
How can she divide a whole state when she's not a masquerade...
Ojuju Calabar ......

Jonathan wan score cheap points....

No way for u Mr man...
For over 5 years, the yeye man cudnt contain and conquer the boko haram insurgency and his incompetency has cost many soldiers and innocent Nigerians their valuable lives....

This man has nothing to offer us , all he came to do is to buy SHOES which he will use in trekking to Otuoke

**Singing in Boys2men's voice :: its the end of the road... Still u can't let go......**..
Bro Jonathan, ur time don reach, at least, u now have shoes to trek to otuoke....

^^^... U no knw mathematics....
Jst add 0.1 to ur 2.0 and ur gat ur results...


And to d o.p... U too shld add 0.3 to ur 1.8 and u get ur 2.1...

Bottomline...
U both need a. Calculator....

Very simple with BODMAS ...
12....

I always wonder when Nigerians will stop voting for political parties instead of the personality of the candidates...

The noise abt buhari and gej is getting too much, moreso, there r no much differences between these 2 old men.. Cluelessness and stupidity both runs in their blood..
abi na only PDP and APC get candidates for presidency..

How can u give us this Eba story without including ur
Sauce ...

Peterken05:
Its been four weeks without electricity in my area, camp, eleweran, obantoko, asero in abeokuta.

U mean to say una neva get light even after funaab students go break...

Owkayyyy...
Owkayyyy...
If u like, u establish a 2000 years old video..
One thing still stand..
I won't stop believing in

J
E
S
U
S ...

And funny enuf, misleading events and discoveries such as this has already been prophesied before d bible was Eva concluded..

Try harder atheists

Na for where e wan take get that one

Yes naa...
It because ladies r naturally endowed with instruments nd weapons to do the digging...

Bimffo:
With Ercross and Jasdine.. Tell this people I am Hungry..

Me too oooo...

Dis o.p go don dey regret say him open the thread self...

C yabbing...

Mprex:
Was it meant to be funny

Was it not funny...
Or r u guilty of all the aforementioned...

Jamzig1:
timetable for 1st semester lectures in COLPHYS 100level is out...na God go help pesin oo..thursday is soo filled up

Plz... Can u send me d time table plz....

clevvermind:
i care o.

**in 2face voice :: as you me so... I no send u ooo**

Broh... She doesn't care if u care...

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

Ur virginity...
LIEs...

But
Who cares ...

mukina2:
Fellaini the thug

His name shld be fellaini the BULLY

Shaakasi:
dere is a fruit called beetroot.... blend it n store d juice in ur refrigerator and apply it on ur lips twice daily you'd see an excellent result in say bou 2weeks...

Plz.. What's d local name for this beetroot fruit..
I can't seem to find it in d market..

Ucheosefoh:
First to comment
a front page thread

For ur mind.....

In J.S.S 2 @ 42...But to what end..?

I can bet it that her brain won't even be ready for books and academical stress at that age..

To me, it's a waste of time and resources but as e be say na Election period, some of our politicians fit take advantage of her case cha...

#whoKnows

vykta:
Loool... Person wey no gree give u her number naim u wan follow... Well sha she'll b needing Security guards... Na Ember month we don reach... So u can apply

Vykta, why. U kon yab me like diz naa