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the truth of the matter is that for a woman to be comfortable in the man's house, she must learn to tolerate brothers-in-law and sisters in-law; that way peace wld take its course. As for me o, l can live with any of them; even invite them when they seem to be afar; establish a peaceful atmosphere in a way that they cant do without me.

An Igbo trader had an accident and was rushed to the hospital unconscious. When he woke up, he asked for his sons.

"Papa, we are here," his sons chorused.

"Where is my wife?" the man then asked.

"I am here, dear," his wife said as she rushed to his bedside.

The man then asked, "So na who come dey shop?"

After 6 months of marriage, the wife was travelling and was involved in an accident where she was the only survivor but is now crippled after losing her pregnancy? What would be the fate of the husband? The doctor has confirmed the woman is almost good for nothing - cannot eat, bath, stand or procreate. Will love continue?

I think this is where 'for better for worse' comes into play. The love would continue till death do them part, afterall that is what they professed during the wedding and the Bible has said that a man should not divorce his wife except (you know now editor: She means adultery) but that one is not applicable here.

So, the love continues.

Every Bank seems to be selling shares. How do we reconcile Bank mergers and buying of Bank shares - plus or minus to investors?

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Soludo's directive that Banks should raise their capital from N2bn to N25bn necessitated Banks to sell shares even at very cheap prices.

Left for me, I would say that investing in shares is very good because one stands to benefit from the dividend that would accrue after one year and now that Banks are merging, it means bigger dividend and even share bonus, so it is in everyway, a plus to the investors.

I would advise everyone to buy shares now before the prices go up. MannyBank share for example is N1.10k per unit. It means one can just become a share holder by as small money as from 1,100.00 - thats
1,000 units x N1.10.

I think that's cool or what do you say?

Marriage Joke

A man sits for 4 hours looking at the Marriage Certificate.

The Wife asks? What are you doing? And he answered: "I'm looking for the Expiry Date".

Forget it, afterall it's never a do or die affair.

What would you do if the President of a country should propose marriage to you as his 7th wife?

of course, do you need to be told?

Forget it, after all it's not a do or die affair.

What would you do if a President of a country proposes marriage to you as his 7th wife?

surely, to show we're overcomers

Really? Can you prove it?

Yes, sometimes I just do it, maybe unmindful. It is said that Africans answer questions with questions. An incident that led to that generalization is a dialogue between a white and an African, which goes thus:

White: Is it true that Africans answer questions with questions?

African: Who told you that?

Just by that, the white confirmed what he was told. So, it is likely with Africans as being portrayed in the answers already given by my colleagues in nairaland above. You can see that all of them, in a bid to supply the answer to the question, posed another question.

So, it's like that and I don't think it has any negative effect or you think so?

In-laws are the parents of the person one is married to, in addition to his/her brothers/sisters (immediate and extended).

As far as Nigeria is concerned, a woman is not only married to the husband alone but also to her in-laws so that the same measure of respect you would wish someone gives to your own parents or brothers and sisters, give even more to your in-laws; that way, the marriage would be comfortable and enjoyable.

Point of note:  In as much as the woman is to take the husband's brothers as she takes her husband, the woman is solely sexually responsible to her husband alone.

Please, don't allow her unless if you don't mind losing her.

It's like attention is so much given to romance/sex matters here and as far I am concerned, it is not the best. that is not to say, romance matters should not be talked about.

But what about improving on education, health, humours (jokes), and other educative and instructive matters?

Hope I'm not trying to upset the romeos and julliets.

just afan soup and small very light eba. much soup and small eba. sometimes, i get crazy abt beans, even if it's only salt that is added.

Real stupidity! How would the blonde had pinned the note on the kid's shirt and still sent him back to his home, only to call it kidnapping at last? That's really funny. I've never known kidnappers to be so kind. Is it that after his parents had seen him, they would still go to look for the kidnapper to pay him?

Anyway, kidnapping anybody is never the way to make money. Anybody looking for money should go to the field, fine something reasonable, no matter how lowly-placed and do so as to earn money.

My only prayer for kidnappers and all who do likely jobs is that they would not live to see tomorrow unless if they repent from the evil deeds this moment.

Workplace and profession are two different things and here, we are talking about profession. In the same profession, they can, so far the job is not too demanding like banking job that both would have to close late.

If they two are teachers, it 's okay. Variety is a spice of life, yes. They would still have varied ideas to discuss about. Things that happened in their various schools.

No, it's not very good for a husband and a wife to operate a joint account, even though it depends on the parties involved.

I would have this to say: "The husband is the head of the family and should truly be head to everything, including finanancial spending" so why must he be interested in the wife's money.

The woman should be allowed to use her money as it pleases her and the husband's own must be for the family's upkeep.

Death is inevitable and so what might happen after one partner dies should be considered, so that accounts should be operated separately.

Divorce is a situation that arises when a man and woman legally joined together as husband and wife decide to separate, each going his own way. As far as I am concerned, divorce is wrong on whatever ground.

MArriage is for matured people and so when once one gets married, you must be prepared to face the music.  The music varies according the parties concerned.  Once a woman chooses a man as her husband,  she must learn to dance to the man's tune and when she derials, the man must be able to tolerate.

No mistake is too heavy for the man to bear from his wife even if he finds her naked in another man's house.  The way problems are handled lead to whether it would reoccur or not.

Let husbands and wives learn to tolerate each other.  It is very important to curb the issue of divorce.

Sex education is an art of teaching children from age ten the developments that take place in human body, what they signify and how they are to be handled to avoid mistakes. Sex education in the family is very important to make sure children don't go astray, so that it is the responsibility of parents first to impart the knowledge to their children before they would begin to learn from anyother means.

Some parents feel shy discussing sexual matters with their children and it is not supposed to be so. The fact there is that if you fail to let them know about it and how to avoid certain mistakes, they will learn it the wrong way outside.

So I have to say it is not a sin discussing sex in the family. Once a child, male or female is 10, he should be made to know of the changes about taking place in his/her body and how to guard against those changes b/4 they cause problems to him/her. I guess I don't have to discuss it indetail. Anybody that has passed the stage should be able to tell better.

U see, it's not very easy for two women to live under the same roof sharing one man as a husband. Women are too jealous and so, one must feel she's not been given adequate love. The man would just try in vain to please them.

If I should say, men should learn to be contended with one woman as a wife even though having concubines is hard to avoid. Marry one wife and love her as much as you can.

The bible said something about a time to come when seven women would run to one man just to be called wives. As we wait for that time to come, let men learn to marry one wife and run away from the problems of polygamy, which includes constant quarreling among the wives and children, additional expenses, development of hypertension, restlessness, sudden deaths and what have you.

I have never seen any advantage attached to polygamy.

I would like to have 3 children - 2 boys and a lovely girl. This is because I would like to give them training that is worthy of emulation and it might not be very possible with me if there are many of them.

I pray God to grant me this request immediately I marry and keep them alive for me. The other children remaining in my womb can be distributed to the barren.

Well, it depends on how distant relationships are handled. out of 10, 8 survives. Communication, sure is important but danger is spotted when communication lessens or stops with flimsy excuses: "You know, over here, we hardly have time", "It's very expensive making calls from here", "I hardly get through to your line, I don't know why" and all those stuffs.

My advice is this: whenever one's partner travels out of the country, the person should closely monitor to know when his/her attitude on him/her changes, for whatever reason and take precaution. That one is not double dating, it's just to prevent 'had I known" so that you would not be embarassed by the white women the men would always come back with under the pretence that she helped them acquire citizenship paper.

Just beware!

My prayer request concerning this 2005 WAEC is that, despite the leakage, that God would help my younger brother scale through. I believe God, he's not going to write GCE, this WAEC and JAMB would land him into the university of his choice in Jesus name - Amen

Seun, thanks for the information but I think the tuition is rather on the high side.

Eberechi (God's mercy)

I think we suffer from malaria because we have refused to take precautions! Maintain a clean environment. Use insecticides to protect against the mosquitoes that can come from neighbours and once the symptom of malaria is noticed, take any anti-malarial drug. Prevention is better than cure you know!