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Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 12:52pm On Oct 27, 2013
Damex333: you no fit slap him face?
Make him slap me shey?
Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 12:51pm On Oct 27, 2013
chistar01: lol.. You no dey fear face? Na who suppose greet who?
Na which kain question be this?

Na him or ur face I go come fear?
Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 12:49pm On Oct 27, 2013
mincuu: una no go church?
No be church I just come back from so?

Abi you no dey see?
Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 11:31am On Oct 27, 2013
[quote author=Yeske!]Naija lingo rocks.[/quote]Na so
Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 11:30am On Oct 27, 2013
Damex333: how them teach you to answer questions?
You no fit greet good Morning?
Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 6:39am On Oct 27, 2013
kwangi: You no know before?
Before nko?

Na so them teach you to answer question?
Jokes EtcRe: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:38pm On Oct 26, 2013
kwangi: It's normal...
Normal Level abi?

Shey it's our trade mark? grin
Jokes EtcThis Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 3:45pm On Oct 26, 2013
Ochuko : My guy, How far?

Akpors : Wetin dey happen na?

Ochuko : Why you jus dey call me
now?

Akpors : You buy me credit?

Ochuko : Dis wan wey you call so, you
wan show?

Akpors : Where u dey?

Ochuko : You sabi Plus place?

Akpors : Make we block there?

Ochuko : Before nko? Abi u wan
make we block for anoda place?

Akpors : You get pay?

Ochuko : Wetin you wan take money
do?

Akpors : We no suppose drink?

Ochuko : Na me born you?

Akpors : No be u be my chairman?

Ochuko : Abi craze don log on to u?
Na my pay u go dey use
maintain?

Akpors : Before nko?

Ochuko : U serious abi you dey play?

Akpors : Bros, wetin u tink?

Ochuko : So, u no really hold change
eh? And u wan drink? U no dey
shame?

Akpors : Bros, which ones na? Na
change for beer come dey cause
dis kind yarn?

Ochuko : Before nko?

Akpors : Abi u wan cari d money
go chop alone?

Ochuko : Na bad thing?



#UP NAIJA
RomanceRe: Please Advise, My Girlfriend Refused To Accept My BBM Request by ERF: 3:18pm On Oct 26, 2013
Harbosede02: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe,i can't stop laffing...funi op, u r 2 nyc
I sense something fishy... grin
RomanceRe: Please Advise, My Girlfriend Refused To Accept My BBM Request by ERF: 3:16pm On Oct 26, 2013
jaymichael: you never collect the phone? you still dey here dey browse!
No mind Yemi.

Make I go find rope come give am, at least fan dey him room . .grin
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by ERF: 3:13pm On Oct 26, 2013
[quote author=C'est moi]I feel Bisi should have just confessed.No marriage counselling watsoever.I just pray that when Yemi gets to know the truth,the love he has for her won't shatter into pieces.The foundation of any relationship is trust,when broken,will be hard to mould back.Glad for the turn out of things for Rolake.Her faith is growing stronger.Thanks for the updates,GS.[/quote]As in eh, Rolake is jez the picture of the average girl... Even without being a christain she still had a pure heart, she just need love and consulation from others ,since the people she loves never showed her. And with that she fell on wrong hands, you see? sad
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RomanceRe: Please Advise, My Girlfriend Refused To Accept My BBM Request by ERF: 3:08pm On Oct 26, 2013
LOL..

You bought a Jet for her, she travelled to America and started dinning with white bigger boys.

You make me think this girl of yours was a very local girl before you bought her the BB... Maybe her eyes don open, then she feels you're no longer her type.

Maybe she don't like guys using Techno China Phones.. Lwkm grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 3:01pm On Oct 26, 2013
yetseyi: emmm today is not my bday ooo
Have u guys forgotten you wished me happy birthday on aug 18th. Anyway i enjoyed the congratulations

*dancing dancing dancing* grin kiss Thanks again .
HBD in heavy Arrears.. grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 2:30pm On Oct 26, 2013
ATMC: huh did i say dt?
Said what?

You called me here oh cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 2:29pm On Oct 26, 2013
You musn't say the right thing with a trumpet... Go straight to the point and stop being a kid!

Action speaks....
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 2:26pm On Oct 26, 2013
ATMC: i know yhu r in love with hbg n ishilove but d way u r going about it is immature
grin grin grin

Serezly?

Funny!
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 2:23pm On Oct 26, 2013
ATMC: Heyyyy
Aunty, I'm alright sha but it seems casala bursted here ooh, that's why they'r attacking the poor me grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 2:19pm On Oct 26, 2013
LOL.. Infact what went on here? It seems I'm the slowpoke here. . . .
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 2:17pm On Oct 26, 2013
Logicboy03: abeg face your sisters, you are too dry for me wink
You must be wet, huh?
You said it oh..
grin
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by ERF: 2:14pm On Oct 26, 2013
Where did we stopping?

Busy man like me. I just check on your blog, and I don't know were we are here so make I no spill...


I pity Bisi sha,



Okay Okay Okay, Let's settle this thing once and for all.

For those of you saying: "Bisi did the right thing, she should let the sleeping dog lie"

Can't you see that 'a burden' remains a burden until it's lifted. Do you expect Bisi to remain this way forever?

Certainly Not. The truth is that, the day Bisi empties her heart to Yemi, she'd be automatically lightened and 'FREE'

Her conscience would let her rest and anytime Dayo shows up, she'd never ....y'knw.


The thing is that, Dayo must throw some silent grenades at Bisi, and only the truth can keep it away. Since Dayo'z not a kid, he also know that Bisi won't dare tell Yemi so with that mentality, he'd take advantage of her. So you see? You think Dayo'z a mugu ba?


But the consequences, Yemi can never jilt Bisi because it can be anyother man. He'd only rekindle his hatred for his father but it can be averted though. He professed to be a changed man abi? Then what's wrong in saying he've changed. Sincerely the truth surpasses any and every other means, thought it's hard; it's not an alternative to be debated upon, it's compulsory for true peace.


Always say the truth and your conscience will be your friend! smiley
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Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 1:58pm On Oct 26, 2013
Logicboy03: huh
Lies. Tomorrow this one will sit in front of church.


Do you know the definition of "segregation"? grin grin grin
Hy LB,

You must be very hot this afternoon. If you would not mind, come and join me in this deep freezerwink Make you block small..
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 1:54pm On Oct 26, 2013
Good Afternoon Everyone...


HY ADA,

which section do Sizzle moderate?
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 9:59pm On Oct 22, 2013
Uncle Ihe, Mintayo, Noble, Enigma, Leda, et

and the gracious Ladies and Guys in the house,


Have a wonderful Night rest! smiley
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 9:50pm On Oct 22, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Over a hundred pages sad

Ihe, I got the mail. Thanks smiley[/quote]Long Time Aunty... wink
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by ERF: 9:45pm On Oct 22, 2013
ATMC: sleepy heads...wakey wakey...
hbg idnoble mintayo erf an0nimus yetseyi uj bella araregem ihe ledafaze sal c damex superbloke amanfromjupiter meggy4real and dagr8 cryi miss dagr8 cry
Hi Sist, it been a while ooh. . . October ve been so... I don't think hectic would be a good word.

How you doing ma?
LiteratureRe: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 9:06pm On Oct 22, 2013
LOL, EZE Caught me. . .but atleast I quoted you before view her pics unlike you.





B2b

Eze why are you rushing this story now? Things are happening so fast. . .please relax and go gente by gente because I can percieve you'r hiding some things from us. . .lol.

Come and continue oh, I can't really predict this story again. You don twist am pass my memory.

Nice Four Boss..
LiteratureRe: What Lurks In The Dark by ERF: 5:10am On Oct 22, 2013
LOL... Crazy David!


Make Love With the dead? I thought they argued not being dead?


Nice one Sire, How I wish you can update everyday...


Proposing to the dead? Lol.. I'm liking Amanda oh
PoliticsRe: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon's Question On The Cars Bought By Mrs. Stella Oduah by ERF: 2:24am On Oct 21, 2013
Lol... One Million Dollar Question grin
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by ERF: 6:06pm On Oct 20, 2013
Glowing, Glowing...

Keep the boat moving oh...

I pray Afin get older in wisdom, and besides not matter how a story is, it's the writers style.


Peepz experience more and more tragedies compared to these one's, and they even end up wrongly so let's take a chill pill.


Rolake remains my favorite, she'z the simplest and most plain-hearted girl in the family. She explains the average girl, that needs love, just Love despite all odds. I only detest her dating a married man, though it was not her fault. . . U can ask me why, I'd tell you.

As for Shade, I like her type too but she'z too straightforward and direct in her judgements though most times she'z right. At least be emotional, I love her sha but Rolake is the best.

As for Bisi, I don't even know what she'z up to. Not much had been said about her, she'z just a victim of life's hurdles. Though she should have met Shade, Rolake or anyother person, than meeting a first class prostitute for help. Well sometimes we don't think clearly due to some certain circums...


Afin? LoL my Arch Enemy though I'm kinda liking her now.. . ..



Come continue jhoor, I'm missing you already sad
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LiteratureRe: What Lurks In The Dark by ERF: 4:51pm On Oct 20, 2013
This is getting saucier, o boy....


This man is good ooh, keep it up.


But I don't understand, how was the death of Amanda David's fault?


Infakt there are still mysteries yet to ...


Carry On Big Bro..
LiteratureRe: Glorious Ruins//the House Of Commotion by ERF: 1:32am On Oct 19, 2013
[quote author=DR PYGRU][/quote]You want Mynd own? grin
LiteratureRe: Glorious Ruins//the House Of Commotion by ERF:
Yap, I'm here now...


*waves*

HBG never fails to deliver

Following... wink
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