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Education › Re: Nairaland Username Change Request Thread by ERF: 10:09am On Oct 06, 2013

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www.nairaland.com/e%3Cr%3Ef

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Emiru_112

3) [The Most Important]

Firstly,

THE NAME CHANGE ITSELF.

The to be Former user id was "E<R>F" but now it's "EF", i don't really know if Nairaland updated their system, bu ti find it confusing when i'm addressed as "EF." GOD BLESS that girl (Cathalina?) For notifying me some times ago.

Secondly,

THE NAME IS CONFUSING.

The so to be former id is somehow confusing, as persons find it hard to quote or reply me because of the i.d.

NOW you'd ask, where you not the chooser of the i.d? why complaining?

Yes. I can humbly say it was a somewhat mistake; when I surf in as a guest, i thought some characters could not make usernames. Characters such as "<@*¤>," i never really thought they'd make i.d's.

Thirdly,
THE MISTAKE..

I decided to try not knowing i was becoming a scape goat, fortunately unfortunately it went through cry

I was like "WTF" but it was of no use. I remained like this for months until now, oh GOD bless this Fynestboi for overseeing a gaberrotic(don't check it out) solution..

Fourthly..

I would be extremely greatful if my request is granted.

Fifthly...

PROMISE..

If granted I would publicize Nairaland everywhere. I'd invite more of my friends, relatives, etc, and every soul i know. Yes, i would preach the good news of nairaland everywhere to every soul. When i walk in the street i'd preach nairaland, in the dream i'd preach nairaland, in my scholl i'd preach nairaland, in ....

Thanks.

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 8:56am On Oct 06, 2013

HumbledbYGrace: Church tomorrow, so let's talk after service yeah?

Yeah dear, sure!

I hope you'd come...

Thanks alot ma..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 8:54am On Oct 06, 2013

adegwurulez: I must confess, u are too refined to hold the tag 'AMATEUR'.Leave it for us.

about what i dont like abt the story. ehm... ehm... dat one go hard o.

When i was reading the story,at that point that the chief died, i tot the preacher guy was going to raise him from the dead and den maybe the chief would make a royal proclamation sorta like we read in the bible. I guess that would be too 'BIBLE-ISH'.

Apart from that, the whole plot reminded me of arrow of God by Chinua Achebe who happens to be my mentor in literature.

I guess that was why i kept quite when the issue of the story being 'nollywoodish' was brought up. All things been equal, after two or three writups, i see u topping charts not only on nairaland but in nigerian literature(trust me, am not exaggerating). what the country needs now is the revival of our culture through art works.

My oga, ya head dey there.

Man i must not lie to you, i'm too simple( Pidgin like English) and low in some certain things. . .that's because i havn't really read any literature stuff "NONE" ..and a man that don't read no matter how gifted won't go far. . .no juju. Unless you fall directly from heaven. Man must Jack.

Believe me, in writting you need to be unpredictable...of what use would it be when you read something you already know? That's why we should be unpredictable and besides, i tried hard to pass on my message without scaring many away(many don't like the themes, lol)

For the Nollywood stuff Chistar havn't really come back to say if it stills held that ground till the end. Maybe he'z busy...i hope he shows up.

Man you flatter me too much, you may kill me someday LOL.

And many more bro.

Thanks bro. . .we just need to work and pray.

I pray God promote us
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Guess what? I wanna write another story, i'll start before tomorrow. ... It's a different Genre don't be afraid grin

I'd post it on your thread when i start, hope you don't mind?

Thanks once again my Friend.. Im indeed extremely grateful..

Literature › Re: My Warri Boyfriend-a Short Story by ERF: 11:30pm On Oct 05, 2013

Carry on dear . . .don't stop here. You are great.

Literature › Re: What Lurks In The Dark by ERF: 11:28pm On Oct 05, 2013

jayloyexten: thats great!
well, about the story ending very soon, i cant assure you-
i can only say that the story has gone a long way

a story is just like you and me
it has a life of its own.

thankz bro

Yur welcome Sire.

Please we are waiting ow...

Literature › Re: Story: Seduction by ERF: 8:22pm On Oct 05, 2013

Nice one. Not at all, nai bad pass
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Oliver
Ryback
Mynd!

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 8:18pm On Oct 05, 2013

Tonia500: just dnt like the way he died,it scared the hell out of me.

Hehehehe. . .m sorry ma. . Neva meant to cry

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Next time he should not padi with devil grin

Thanks dear

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 8:04pm On Oct 05, 2013

HumbledbYGrace: was busy dear, I haven't updated my own work either but don't worry, m back now

Wow. . .guess your story must av been started long ago. ..

Thank God u ar back..

*waiting*

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 8:00pm On Oct 05, 2013

Tonia500: Yay u made front page*dancing davido's skelewu and drinking champange* congrats,i told you its nt amatuer piece. Once again congratulations.

Let's celeberating dearie...

You flatter me too much grin

Thanks alot deariely ma..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2013

Tonia500: That would be where ozoigbon was killed by lucifer.

Haba

. . .don't tell me you love Ozoigbon?

He killed the Chief gruesomely. . .

And Lucifer gave him the dose of being his right hand man grin

DO you like Ozoigbon? wink

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:55pm On Oct 05, 2013

precy jewell: Nice write up,keep it up

Thank you ma. I promise to by His grace ma.

Thanks once again..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:54pm On Oct 05, 2013

Damex333: You are on front page. Wow. Congrats to you guy.

Yea Boss.

Etisalat was frustrating me uptill now sef. . . .tho i saw it lately. Now some pipo would think i'm forming sad

Thanks Sire cheesy

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:42pm On Oct 05, 2013

[quote author=C'est moi]Can't pinpoint to anything i don't like but the lucifer part got me scared.

Have u been to the spiritual realm before? lol. Your descriptions are apt.To preach the word of God via a story without getting bored earns u a pat on the back.

Guess I should be expecting more stories from you as time goes on.Welldone![/quote]Scared? Like seriously? I don't write horror ow...

Yea seriously, how which i had my way i would have added horror to it...but still a boy.

Spiritual rhealm? shocked

NO OH... But there is no fiction, so far as planet earth is concerned. Shi't happens, and they are explored by our imaginations.

Thanks ma. I sure will write many 'short short stories' till God enlarge my coast for literature grin

Make i do obesity abi na wetin dem dey call am? Okay obeisance give Our Princess . . .thank you ma

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:32pm On Oct 05, 2013

Eze Promoe: ⁯[color=crimson]At last we made it to Frontpage! Yipeee![/color]⁮

Yeaa...

My Boss, it was God handiwork..

Thank you Sire..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:30pm On Oct 05, 2013

cachal: I did not see my name in the vote of thanks, I was liking people's comment and am sure, it's encouraged many to write..

Nice right up, I did not comment before because the article is more than a joke, it's really award winning write-ups.

Ahhbaa Sir, i thanked you there more than 3 times naa.
1) "you viewed the topic"
2) you were a silent reader
3) you were a silent follower . .etc.

Thanks for the likes sire, it encouraged me alot.

Award winning? shocked

Now you wanto kill me
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I'm dead!

Thank you sire..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:25pm On Oct 05, 2013

HumbledbYGrace: Welldone my dear, will come back with my red pen soon

Your story deserved it because your just plain good. Keep it up

I wanted to cry, i though yhu've forgotten this thread. . cry

Awwww... I love "RED PENS" please do ma..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 7:23pm On Oct 05, 2013

Omolola1: Uncle, I'm not a "ma" ooo, abeg

Aunty i'm sorry. . .ma

ßring your red pen and criticize me na.... I need it ow, please do sad

without sentiments ma.. Ok you are not a "ma" dear..

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 5:59pm On Oct 05, 2013

adegwurulez: I said it!!!!!!!! i should put prophet in front of my name

Hahahahaha... Indeed Sire.

Prophet Ade. . .

Thanks alot sire. .

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2013

Kslib: I don't know why you keep calling me "sir" "boss".lol
You are welcome..

You just made frontPage!!

Yaaaayyyyyy!!!!! **Pops champagne**
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All izz well!

You are my boss ow, why are you denying na?

Yeaaaaa... We made it ow, pop the champagne for Mynd and Obinnau head...

My sim seize since, im just free me now. . . Replied lately, i'm sorry oh

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2013

jamesben91: I think its "...before he DOES something he would
DEFINITELY regret soonest"

You don't need to think Sir. . . Just STATE it to me your boy and i will correct it as soon as possible...

Thank you sire..
*correcting*

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 5:38pm On Oct 05, 2013

Omolola1: You are too humble jor
Amateur? X
Master piece (check)
Captivating (double-check)
Interesting (tripple-check)
Nice one!

Aunty

!!! I don't really know what to type right now. . . . . .but "Thank You Ma"

I'll remain forever Humble ...if that would make me progress.

More than a trillion love ma..

Did i just made frontpage?

Hurrray!!
God purnish devil for blanking my sim card, he released it just now..

Special Thanks to the Mods that honoured my request. . . .

And to all my Friends
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I Love You All, bobos and damsel . . . Muah:*

Literature › Re: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 12:17pm On Oct 05, 2013

Damex333: seriously uju deserves it, how can she neglect and fight her blood sister just because of some kinda love. I pray she see some deep kinda oppression b4 her power comes.

I Hope you know say the girl get very irritating behaviour? I don't blame Uju that much . . .but it's kinda wickednex tho#lover girl noni, don't blame her

Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by ERF: 12:04pm On Oct 05, 2013

Damex333: wat s this one writing? Learn to read and understand.

LWKM. The thing suprise me oh

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 11:53am On Oct 05, 2013

^^

Thank you very much ßoss, i'm swelling grin

er...m could you point out what you like and don't like about the story?

Literature › Re: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 11:51am On Oct 05, 2013

Eze Promoe: ⁯[color=crimson]Na true sha. There have to be opposition for there to be war [/color]⁮

Gbam . . .that's true.

I like the twist. . .but i dey fear oh.

Everybody dey against Uju, even Ifenna wen make she embarax her sister betray her. . .

Hmmmm... This kind badluck no gud oh

Literature › Re: Life Of A Uam Boy by ERF: 11:19am On Oct 05, 2013

Bring it on . . . *mynd*

Feed Me More . . . *ryback*

I need More . . . *oliver*

Carry go
*ERF*

Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by ERF: 11:13am On Oct 05, 2013

@DAMEX.

That's true.

@that ss1 stuff. . . I meant even the writters can judge the Judges, if in their position...

Literature › Re: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 11:07am On Oct 05, 2013

This is not good. . .the oppositions are becoming numerous; I pray Uju realizes her power soon...

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 10:49am On Oct 05, 2013

adegwurulez: haba na, better start ryt 'FEARFUL FEARLESS' nw before i send Lucigbon to u o

My man, what do you like and don't like about this story?

Talk true ow grin

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 10:48am On Oct 05, 2013

Damex333: Chai, Ef my guy, thanks 4 the vote of thanks. You are great.
But wait o, me dey bring spice? Which kind of spice, maggi and salt abi? Thank God, na only boiled water and eba don't need spice.
You could have made it long by telling us how emiru was born, how d chief was crowned, how he was cruel, how dt herbalist became powerful how he joined cult. But even without all this your story is superb.

na Onions... grin

Thanks boss.

Yep boss, all that would be in "FEARFUL FEARLESS"

It would be damn bulky! I pray it won't amount to a drudgery . . .

Thanks alot sire..

So sir, could you tell me what you like and don't like about it?

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 10:42am On Oct 05, 2013

Obinnau: no dont

Sure, i won't.

Thanks

Literature › Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by ERF(op): 10:40am On Oct 05, 2013

adegwurulez: i'll be honoured sire

I will sire, make i know book small.

@your post2

Habaa, i want that work to be higher than an amateur ooh . . .that work fit take more than one year self. . grin

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