₦airaland Forum

the king of nairaland. the girl wey I suppose marry fa. God punish una.

the nairaland king is not understanding. so y'all mean he has no chance to prove himself by taking them to the seller because most of the use phone seller always issue receipts, and some of them always use a particular spot or shop. so how come he can't prove himself. nairaland king is not understanding

Kestolove:
See dat guy dick....in front of girls..chai

haba weyting your eyes dey find upandan for that guy body na. what of all that melons for the girls front na. you spoil o

thebosstrevor1:
if you want respect, follow his advice

Also do not forget to create a small family,it will be easier for you to manage.

All the Guys complaining are weak men, they dont understand what it means to be a man.

you're a fucking simp

all these girls no dey hear word , the nairaland king is tired of the same mistake all these girls dey do. go refill gas you don reason with man to go meet for uncompleted building. see the results now

I am in kogi from kogi , what yahaya bello did before election during election and while in office, no governor can that be wicked in the history of nigeria

MejiLoyon:
I keep hearing these stories
Men just dey loose guard anyhow.
Carry them go house na fight
Go hotel na slump
Maybe she Don take plenty oja
The dead tell no tales so scratch that

To those that will read this, below are valid points that should help avoid stories like these Wey dey cause shalaye.

OBO RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
1. Though shalt not lodge Olosho. No one knows where dem dey come from or her craze history. Olosho na shoot at sight. That is funje ko japa. Don't sleep on bicycle.

2. Never pick away matches from home. You Don ever hear say team dey go use aeroplane pick opponent? Lai Lai. You don't know the outcome of the match. Anything can happen. Make she move. Pick her from any busstop go any lungu wey una wan play the match. E get why.

3. Never allow them shayo. Never ever. If them wan Manya make am small. Besides Shey na Manya una come do for there? Play your league match and go. No time

4. And most important.... Never allow both of you sleep over till the next day. One must discharge. Either make you discharge or make she discharge. Na night bad things dey happen. God no go let us dey overnight with person wey village people Don dey dial their number Wey be say na that night her ip come dey go.

In rap on your microphone. Kayamasantara.....na part of wetin I shout that night be that. You'll die trust me.

the nairaland king, e be like say you don collect phd for woman mata o.

complexBoss12:
nawa o

who else has noticed dat southern Kaduna killinge has reduced since Elrufai started having it hot

the nairaland king.are you away in ghana when d p o and inspector get killed in a police station there?.

the nairaland king, the former owner is dead now so you can now borrow the name.

[color=#000099][/color]op, can you please sell the dog basenji to me please . I need the dog please

mynaijadj:
Talented boys

where is the talent?. isn't these rubbish

the nairaland king , the reason why I did not like a female child. they can easily go astray even at a very young age.me I no go get feeling for missing girls again o.

post=94004189:
So this is not relevant to you?
No good news will ever ever make some people happy in life.
Negativity and Pessimism has been engraved on them like a tattoo.
What a shame!

Na dem.

Omo Baba Landlord in severe pains



At this point, you pity them.
You realize that they need prayers.
They hate everything good.
They hate anything uplifting.
They hate development.
They hate their country.
They even hate themselves.


GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

I have never heard of any one paying for another man's nepA Bill before. there's no good thing about these talk

ignis:
SARS should be sent to Maiduguri to fight Boko Haram

asap, since they are good in harassing and shooting people to death ,

[color=#000099][/color] the nairaland king, make I be president first that show must be stopped and the house use for entrepreneur skill acquisition.

the nairaland king.my daughter will be disowned if she participated and fxxk about in bbn show. female daughter repulse me . nigeria is doom. posterity will suffer.

the nairaland king. hand don dey cash them small small

the nairaland king has these to say. the police can see he is cripple already , if it wasn't for that he would have been beaten until he is unable to move again. he would then be handcuff and then be taken away

sapphiere:
WE need this kind of man in Nigeria.

what of you!?, you are able body girl can't you lead a protest

[color=#000099][/color] the nairaland king, maybe that's why nigeria is running at lost in everything they venture in. or running to meet end time faster. we in nigeria most especially swallow both bait and hook thrown at us by the white.now we didn't have anything on our own

the nairaland king, op you well so. for all the country na Togo u wan go. who don go Togo come back wey make cool cash for your eyes see. I know u are coming to tell us plenty story sha

madampresident:
The only reason you're struggling with masturbation is because you see it as a very big deal. You masturbate and the devil sells you guilt.

This is not God now. Take away the guilt. Enjoy your masturbation and watch yourself lose memory to masturbation.

I am sure you yourself you don't masturbate, so, why sells a bad product to someone else. masturbation is bad.

the nairaland king, until oil money is separated from politics and these so call politician received almost 30 percent of what they are receiving now , nigeria will never progress. until politician see politics as a no more lucrative business nigeria will never move forward. best we separate and go our deferent ways.

the nairaland king, the day way me and these sars people go kata eh. them go know say man pass man .

[/color][color=#006600]dog don't see us as dog . think very well

me na musician, still on it though. movie writer and novel writer I am on it

tunjilomo:
Assass__

tunjilomo:
Assass__

tunjilomo:
Assass__

what?. assassin

DennisEche:
ARREST RAPIST,KILLER HERDERS NOT HUTSLER. MISPLACED PRIORITY

u are unwell

natasha akpoti, my beautiful supposed governor of kogi state

the nairaland king. thank God my kogi state governor is among. to hell with him

[color=#000099][/color] the nairaland king. I don't feel pity as long as is sars.