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TundeHashim:
is that the definition of sharp...the Nigerian is dumb, stupid, idiotic, imbecilic and a nincompoop! How do u call breaking people's trust and taking advantage of them sharp? I dont blame soyinka when he was ashamed of sharing the same national space with insane people like...is the woman at fault to be trusting? Is it her fault to give her all for a person who she loved? haaa..Shame on u all wrecking the blame on that innocent woman stead of the Nigerian bastard! May he meet disappointment everywhere he seeks succour!

just look at you, plz read slysteel response B4 you go all guns blazing

EgunMogaji:
We don't do anymore, we've learnt our lesson

ok I hear we go come collect all the developments

tutuwater:
I noticed once that the plugs were soaked in engine oil. Can the worn out valve stem seal be the cause for this too.

If you got soaked plugs you might need to check your rocker cover gasket

kenx1:
I think that would be quite difficult here n nigeria

Nop, most Dealer level OBD11 scanner and kep programmers can do the job easy, I had a guy reprogram my key easy. less than 2 minutes

EgunMogaji:
The Oba of Lasgidi is busy rebuilding his palace after it was struck by lightning sent by another certain Oba of Ife via Sango after a slight dismissive wave of hand. This Oba is also rumored to be buddies with Igwe of PHC.

So we fear all una and throway plenty salute, tuales and other greetings. We won't be accepting any further bribes or making threaths of lagoon filing

Nah lie Oh, I must come with the developers from the east to come help build the palace and leave small thing with the Oba

GoodMuyis:
A right place to call sinners to repentance.
Church is not heaven yet, and there is no standard I knew in the bible for church site, church can be situated anywhere

Realy ? They did not go there to win souls but to worship lol

Has anyone thought of hiw it would be to live with such a woman?
Has anyone spared a thought for Judy the Husband of what he might have gone fru emotionally ?
If indeed papers was the issue does anyone think he would have cared to take the Lil girl with him ?
Sometimes we just have to think out of the box

spyder880:
Call Nwokeoma on 0803 571 9811. He is good and has done some quality work for me in the past in PH.

I will bookmark this I will need it nxt year after I bribe EgunMogaji to apeaese Ambode and D Oba

spyder880:
I pay even "matching ground" sef

U Don blend B dat . U have learnt from your previous expirience
Those my people are not smiling they worse than lagos omo onile

spyder880:
I build bungalows too my Oga, I have a new bungalow in progress in Warri presently.

Ahah u don reach here? U Don. Pay Deve ? ?

mayor2013:
As simple as that?

Yes as simple as that . I watched on the BBC not long ago say 3 weeks how putting your smart keep just on table van be hacked and the signals used outside .
They put a device against your window and another by the driver's side boom door opens car starts

Lexusgs430:
It's about time all serving officers are armed. The BTP officer that was stabbed multiple times, I bet all he had was a CS spray and baton.....
If he was armed, more lives would have been saved. The Westminster attack, officer at the gate too, was not armed. Unfortunately, he lost his life instantly.
The British need to realise the game of policing has changed forever and they need to adapt adequately....

I agree , why there are such word as armed officers beats me.they all should be armed cos of recent events . But I heard from a reliable source they are undergoing review .

Lexusgs430:
Unfortunately, this is just the beginning.......

It's clear the British methods of inclusion and openness has clearly failed.........


Westminster attack, Manchester attack & London Bridge attack........ All within 2 months ......

Nah so we see am Ohh,three attackers have been shot dead, but i think these guys wont rest.Thank God there was Brexit, but this might take more thana life time to reduce.

sooperrescue:
with what will they program the key and which vehicle are we talking about?

All vehicles with key-less entry,there are Key programmers out there as cheap as $100, all they need is access to your OBD11 port.

London security incidents: What we know so far
12 minutes ago
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Armed police are responding to security incidents in central London, at London Bridge and nearby Borough Market, amid reports a van has been driven at pedestrians as well as a number of stabbings.
Here's what we know so far.
Police and ambulance could be seen on the south side of London Bridge
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Police and ambulance could be seen on the south side of London Bridge
What happened?
Armed police and ambulances were called to reports of a white van hitting several people on London Bridge 22:08 BST on Saturday.
The area and nearby railway stations were closed. Eyewitness reports said the van mounted the pavement of the bridge.
BBC reporter Holly Jones, who was on the bridge at the time, said: "A white van driver came speeding - probably about 50mph - veered off the road into the crowds of people who were walking along the pavement.
"He swerved right round me and then hit about five or six people."
Police have said there has been "more than one" person killed on London Bridge.
British Transport Police confirmed at 23:15 that there were "a number" of casualties and said there was an "incident that possibly involved a van and a knife".
London Ambulance Service said "multiple resources" were sent to the scene.
The Metropolitan Police confirmed a second armed response to nearby Borough Market where there were reports of stabbings. Police said shots have been fired.
A third police unit was sent to the Vauxhall area.
Map of London Bridge area
What is currently happening?
Injured people are being treated on London Bridge and being moved from the scene.
Armed police are also at Borough Market, which is on the south side of London Bridge. The Met confirmed shots were fired.
The area around the bridge has been cordoned off.
London Bridge and Borough stations have been closed and trains are passing straight through.
Network Rail also said Waterloo East, Charing Cross and Cannon Street stations have been closed.
Police boats are searching the River Thames for anyone who may have fallen from the bridge.
Armed police are also understood to be in the Vauxhall area of south London.
Prime Minister Theresa May and Mayor of London Sadiq Khan are being kept "regularly updated" on events.
The prime minister will chair a meeting of the government's Cobra emergency committee on Sunday.


Video
BBC reporter sees van 'hit pedestrians' on London Bridge
Police are responding to reports that a van has hit a number of pedestrians on London Bridge in central London.
The Met Police say they are dealing with an incident on the bridge and "multiple resources" are in attendance.
BBC reporter Holly Jones recounts what she saw.
1h ago
From the section UK

lalasticlala , Mynd44 plz push

'Fatalities' after central London vehicle and stabbing incidents
16 minutes ago
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People run down Borough High Street as police are dealing with a "major incident" at London BridgeImage copyrightPA
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People running down Borough High Street on the south side of London Bridge
More than one person has died after an incident involving a vehicle and stabbings in the London Bridge area of the capital, police have said.
Armed police responded to reports of a van hitting pedestrians on the bridge in central London.
The Met Police said officers were also at Borough Market nearby where they were responding to reports of stabbings.
The force said they were also attending a reported incident in Vauxhall.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/0
lalasticlala , Mynd44 plz help push to FP

Mhissgaga:
May his soul RIP

All dis locking of phone self..i dont fancy it..how can someone access his phone and communicate with his contact

wen U lose ur fone and its unlocked yu will wish yu locked it in the first place.

tutuwater:
I have not serviced or cleaned throttle body before ooh.

MayB you should start from there as its almost free and easy, to know how check youtube for your make and model and see how its done, go and buy a spirit to do this.

EgunMogaji:
I can never buy fake tires, I'm an Autoist. Genuineness of a product has nothing to do with price.

My tires are Firestones.

I guess we'll agree to disagree, buyers will make their choice.

Genuineness sometimes get determined by price especially if its a perfect fake, wont you be worried if one of that tyre cost N20k??
I can machine a front drive shaft for your car, will look same weigh same but shyte alloy that will wear and tear in no time
PS> those Chinese guys are criminals, I have seen first hand in china what they can do.

EgunMogaji:
1) I don't use summer tires, all season tires are the ideal tires for Nigeria.

2) You don't get what I'm saying because you are still encouraging used tires. They are simply not safe and the only reason they are in circulation is the poor state of economy. I wager that a major part fo accidents on the road are caused by tire conditions.

3) When I was single I bought used tires in the USA but once I started a family I started buying new tires.

If you were advocating that used tires are okay when due diligence is followed then I can sit back BUT you are saying that they are better than new tires

This thing that you and oga Gazzuzz are doing ehn

I was in Nigeria from Nov to Feb and the whole of May, not full time but long enough.

nahhhhh nahhhh
U got it all wrong, how can a used thing be better than a new thing fahhhhh
Now I see what you mean,No especially when wear and tear is involved.
The major cause of accidents in Nigeria are bad road/users.Some road are meant for bulldozers to drive on in 9ja
I tyre that has 3/4 of its thread remaining is a good tyre,I will take that any day than a Chinese brand new if you get what I mean.
Look at that apapa rd for instance or teh or come to benin the east west road is a bit better but come to teh bayelsa bit.sharp stones will mess you up.I got 4 original used Jeep tyres with deep threading,thats waht I have had on my jeep liberty for 3 years now.
PS if the Dunlop you bought in Nigeria is half the cost of Dunlop in the USA then you bought fake.

EgunMogaji:
Why are you doing this?

The same due diligence that goes into ascertaining that a used tire is good is the same you will use on a new tire.

I bought four brand new Firestones in Nigeria last month. Good tires are there, they are not cheap but life is not cheap either.

We can't be doing the same things and expect different results.

I get what you saying, but if you are an average driver in Nigeria using your car daily on a 9-5 job mon to fri that Tyre wont last max 2 years, u wanna bet?.I still think buying used road legal tyres makes more economic sense if the labor of fitting them is cheap.
I was in Nigeria full time 2008 to 2010.I came with 5 brand new tyres from the Uk, summer tyres.the last one parked up just 11 months reason something on the rd damaged it.this was a tyre with full thread on.
I will never buy a used tyre beyond rd legal, I insist however as far as it has sufficient threading which I think will pass inspection if indeed it was on test in the UK, Im good.But thats just me, I know what to look for if not you will be buying tyres yearly and we both know thier cost,.
wraping your wheels when you are full time driver on 9ja roads is way different from wrapping your wheels when you are a part time driver.Ermmm when are we retiring again

EgunMogaji:
I'm shocked to read Gazzuzz and Erico2k2 advocating for used tires.

You buy used tires as a result of "Crafishism" and not a default position.

Anyways, kwantinue.

baba for 9ja??
Thos things they call brand new tyres in 9ja are death trap,experience is a good teacher, mayB in the 80 the heart of men was not desperately wicked but this Y2k it is.If you get genuine imported ones then fine but those china made dunlop, U are on your own oh, as much as you know what you are buying ie sped rating god thread dept and basic specification then you are good, not buying winter tyres to B used in 9ja lol

tutuwater:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7UTdHPCj3s
1. My Car smokes when starting cold what should I check?
2. When Idling my car's tachometer fluctuates up and down. When starting cold it can suddenly be high or low. When driving once the car is in neutral the tachometer fluctuates what should I check.

have you ever serviced or cleaned your throttle body?

Makapedia:
I Saw this car today at Enugu Ukwu Museum in Anambra State Nigeria , Almost Taller than a Building check it out ...

Amazing

Source http://www.40ng.com/is-this-the-tallest-car-in-nigeria-pictures/

cc; lalasticlala

Kudos to who brought this monster to 9ja
oyah wey all the bad roads

YungJo207:
We are looking for retailers and distributors for our engine oil ,100% good oil quality price are below include delivery to Lagos or any where in Nigeria.
1LT carton of 12: #7680
4LT carton of 4: #9200
25LT: #13,000

Contact me for registration and if you have any question... Call and WhatsApp: 08172736713

Oil Specification??

Amgreat70:
R15 that's it

Thats one part of the size, the Radial, how about the other dimensions, besides, Im an Engineer with interest in Automobiles,but Im planning to derv into that industry soon.
this will help you https://www.bridgestonetyres.com.au/tyre-size-finder

tuesyvick:
The picture above not for the event

ok hi

sonofLuci:



Oboi I just wake up from sleep I come see the mumu thread, I never fit sleep well for days cause I have lots of work on me to finish up I dey vex come join this useless op ehn. I nor know when I take turn savage am like that

Nigerian girls they bleeped up in the head walai
Oboi when I go Cape Verde I almost weep, the place so nice and if you see as the girls just they look me they smile, about 3 of them come strike convo with me and them nor even know me, I was like mehn life is sweet, just they most of them don't speak English.

I don dey clear for thier eyes now.back in teh days, when they land gand, dem go carry this 9ja mentality come, xpect guys to buy hair ,nils phone,T fare, etc, na so some of dem dey stay 3 years nobody price thier market until dem realize say here nah true love win not money love.

Safiaa:
Love this love that. Love cannot make a relationship last in the long run. Other factors come into play. Mind you, you can detect a lot of things from a persons mindset and work ethic. The same way you can be broke today and rich tommorow is the same way you can be broke today and broke tomorrow. And if she wants to avoid disappointment by all costs, she can damn right make that decision. Life itself is a gamble, and some women dont want to take that risk. What is so hard in understanding that?

the sure way of Insuring your life risk is to stand in your own two legs, ie bring something to your own table at least.

tutuwater:
My Car is a Toyota Avensis 2004. Manual ride. What I noticed this morning is the stiffness of the steering and empty steering fluid.

Bad or leaking stearing rack.jack up your car to inspect all ends and tubes arround.
wahala realy dey

Amgreat70:
Atleast u should know the size a Camry 2001 uses

Nop,I shouldn't, you should cos from what Im meant to understand its your car