₦airaland Forum

efilefun:
Speak for you household mr 419, so sure you scared of going to kirikiri like the otuoke man that's y u behind him lying... Which good he provide for every single Nigerian? Una go just open mouth drop lie wey una no go fit backup...mtcheew

Bross think out of the Box small.the man try small at least he tackled the power problem he also facilitate the privertization of PHCN hence all these new power plant being built.This might slow but it will be same storey as telicoms.Did U not see hiw the communication sectoor evolved? 15 years ago can U wassap?

Elslim:
YEPA

Oga GEJ dis I hear u well?? FULFILED kini

.go and count howmany power plant was built under GEJ then count howmany got built right from GMB till OBJ then lets talk.

Eluwilussit:
That one bayelsa man is the president of the biggest black nation in the world. The general isn't. Can you spot the difference now?

ahaha

ItsMeAboki:
Kwankwaso achieved all these without 13% oil derivation? this means that all the ss governors (except Rotimi Amaechi) are criminals
He did it with far much less because only the oil producing states receive 13%; non oil producing states like Kano receive only what is due to them by the general agreed sharing formula - which as already mentioned is far less per capita, yet Kwankwaso was able to achieve this feat in less than 4 years.

Guy get informed.these where fedral projects.

ayukdaboss:
By this time, some so-called "literates" still don't know the difference between a statement of result and a certificate?? One would wonder how almost 5 cases are in court concerning this issue and none of them are producing results.
* Buhari never said his certificates were with the Military (He said his academic records which could mean anything - and of course his academic records were with the Military which they released some time ago)
* WASC or its equivalent is what is required as qualification to contest elections*
* One of the equivalents to WASC is serving in a Public Office for 10 years or more*
* Buhari having served Nigeria previously for more than 10 years is already qualified based on that*
* Notice also that in the constitution it clearly states everytime at the end of each statement - "as acceptable by INEC" meaning INEC has the sole authority to accept or reject any assumed qualification put forward by a candidate - not PDP, not this silly Ijaw man either.

These people can keep on fooling around.

we understand that bit.But do we realy want somebody without WASC to rule Nigeria?do U?cos I dnt however if he has it then he should flunt it.I I have my way all politicians should be well educated ti degree level

simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.

This guy you no well at all at all lol

Good one.I can rhen use my Debit Card in Nigeria foc

legendsilver:
Believe this shiit at ur own peril.
GEJ, Ngozi and Maduekwe deceiving gullible Nigerians since time immemorial

If you know anybody who works i n the civil service you will retreat your statement.

Boss13:
Kai - is this Ngozi or someone else. What does she mean by transfer of money that is electronically cash. Doesn't she knows that electronically transfer are cash backed. Is this woman truly intelligent or just presumed to be.

Now that over 65,000 ghost workers have been identified, what is the next step - ignore the accounts where these monies have been credited in the past or go after those who have been crediting the account and withdrawing the monies.

Finally, our budget is prepared with an oil benchmark of $65 per barrel, while the current price is $47 per barrel. Is she expecting a miracle to occur. That budget has been prepared erroneously

Try and read what Electronic money transfer means B4 castigating.Its credit and debit,figures changes

Lala247:
Sent it

Ok box U bck

Lala247:
Lol send me ur pin email

erm U dont have the send Email button, send me ur one then

[quote author=Lala247 post=30823648]I know, U really did believe I was going to put my phone number on a live social website when we have Sh****ts for brains like mrCock trolling?

MrCork:
....bro I don't mean to sound rude but hav u herd of Spell check? (no oofeinse)

Erm I never wrote in English ,is ur brain wet?

MrCork:
,,
....like u??....wit a name like FourWind??.....Bro u sound like a crackhead right now. Ma advise? ... QUIT!! (no offeinse)

MrCork quit winding them up man, sup wiv yah,sombody go buy crafty cos of U in a bit watch out

VirginFinder:
This issue has been overflogged and is laced with a lot half-truths, outright falsehood and crass ignorance.


A professional in the industry made a thorough analysis of this issue sometime in 2013.

OPL means Oil Prospecting Licence. At that stage no one makes a dime, you have only been allowed to explore the land for oil deposits. And you even pay for the licence.

OML means Oil Mining Licence.
However, not all the oil fields are profitable.

In all, only 4 indigenous companies are doing so well in the upstream oil sector where this oil field issue belongs - Adenuga's, Alakija's, Danjuma's and Seplat.

I couldnt find Dangote's name in any of the lists, yet he is richer than all of them.

If the oil fields are so profitable to the tune of billions of dollars, why are most of the beneficiaries not on Forbes' list?

Nonsense!

Their names aint there cos they are fronting for somebody.

MrEverest:
This is so unfair to the people of South-south, this is a clear case of monkey dey work, baboon dey chop! It's so annoying that their people are not even among the roll call of oil well owners, it is only the marginal ones that a few names like Briggs, Tonye, etc cropped up, yet they are the people that suffer from oil pollution, the effect or losses from the destruction of farmlands & water bodies can not be overemphasized since their livelihood, especially for those in the rural areas depends largely on it. To make matters worse, the usurpers & those benefiting from their misery are also giving the impression that their son is not good enough to be in Aso rock! This is so unfair but let it be known that there is a limit to which you can oppress someone, even if the person is your slave, without running the risk of a serious backlash. To me, the people of South-south has little or nothing to loose if they decide to go on all out revolt against the Nigerian state. The amount of information at the disposal of the masses, of the goings-on, the injustice & and all is unprecedented & it needs a little spark to ignite a conflagration that has the potency to consume all & sundry. GEJ should not, would not & must not be stampeded out of Aso rock if we really have the interest of Nigeria at heart. Nobody is a fool, Goodluck is being harangued not because he has not performed but simply of hate & intolerance!

Exactly, eh South South is being marginalized, no one from the South South owns a bloc.

Ilekeh:
So the problem is that there are more Yorubas and Hausas than Ibos sharing Nigerian oil?

Lol if that's the problem you have with it, then case closed. You're not ready for a new Nigeria.

All I'm saying it, Ibos also steal from "our oyel".

Are the Igbos,yoruba and Housa in the Niger Delta?you failed in your analysis in the first instance, most of our young men don't know the geographical stratification of Nigeria and we claimed to be well informed.

kendrick9:
white girls with there flat azz and small boobs... they are overrated mehn..... i will take a chocolate beauty with a great behind over those dry white girlz...

U sure all of them are represented in ur speech? lol

Lala247:
805 pls need some pounded yamin my life

ait my numna nah 07957452699.I dey wait

jpphilips:
The post in your quote is way beyond your pay grade, moniker like Brainiac X Will suit your buffoonery.

when people lack moral upbringing.the result in name calling as evident by ur outburst.Simple question U could not give a responsible answer eather spewed ur ignorance in a non so att.

Lala247:
Wait lemme get my purse, were r we going ?

oyah come we go to 805 @ old kent rd.then we zoom to croydon @Granrries lol ir McClusky @ Kingston

MrCork:
...sweery pls calm down babes...no nid for violence

shey U B gay now eh.U 4 tell us nah .U nor check to see if na MAN niiii!

Lala247:
Like ur bmw

thanks oya come take a ride

Lala247:
N if u cn read i was dissing u lol

But yh born in germany raised in london , live in london so nooo im nt interested
Is dat ur cht up line or something .

calling me a Goat for no reason just pus u in the same bracket as a freshy no offence

that guy aint in london.he just winding people up

fyneboi79:
It pisses me off to see them being treated like gods too.There was a day I drove into a TOTAL fuel station in Lagos to buy fuel and dis white guy from nowhere jumps the queue to d front.When the attendant wanted to sell to him I seized the fuel nozzle and asked the white trash to either join the queue or go elsewhere.When he tried justifying himself,I told him dis place happens to be my country and if he messes up I will deal decisively with him.He was asked to join d queue by d manager of which he drove out in shame. Damn them and their country

U know Nigerians call everybody who aint black white lol even Indians are whites, East Asians are whites lol

sweetbaby22:
Sorry dear, I don't get you. How does who you role with got to do with where you work or the kind of job you are doing. As a student you have restricted hours to work so how do you get to work as a doctor. Please understand and read my post carefully before quoting me, I don't really know about the cleaning jobs but most Nigerians, Asians and EU people are the once doing such jobs. I bet your friend probably had connections before she got her chevron job and its the best way to come to the UK. I currently work with Tesco, the pay isn't fantastic but its just enough to take care of my needs.

But I know if I go back to Nigeria I will earn more and live comfortably without thinking of all these bills they have here, council tax, water, gas, sky, electricity, TV license ..... the bills are endless. Then my car expenses which I don't use often cos of all the parking charges, the life here is just like living in a box..... its just too much.

I would rather have a job that will post me back to the UK trust me, life I think is better in Nigeria...... my own view after spending a substantial amount of years here.

I read your post and gave you that reply cos of the way you generalized everyone abroad, being a student don't mean you work in the Uk as what you are going to earn is next to nothing, I have lived here for 15 years so we are in diff can of worms, so if you was talking about student life then yeh however that's false as well as I have cozens and other younger ones here who are studying and the same time hustling the ground and are making impact,I'm not joking here.They know what to do to earn proper Im not even playing.Life itself is all about hustling.If you cant hustle in a free world how can you hustle in a world that is not free?UK is a free world opportunities are equal, Nigeria is not, its whom you know.Life is all about packaging.My friend went to Nigeria cos he got a specific skill in oil exploration from Glasgow that is still new in sub sahara Africa if you know what shale gas is then you will get an insight.Now you complaining of Bills is funny,I spend more in Bills when I go to Nigeria trust me,do you know howmuch it cost me to run my Gen Day and Night? cos I cant bear the heat and I have to put on my AC,I think you are quite young and naive still and you ahve no responsibility for anyone else rather than your self as it is at the moment hence your frame of mind.buy 15 ltrs of Diesel daily then you will know that British gas is cheap.

MrCork:
....bro truss me I gotz moiney...I just arrived bak into London last nite from That Nigeria. I went to inspect a propaty at your so called banana island in lagos. I wasn't impress but I will be buyn it.

...Come bak and talk to me if u have wat we call: GORRILAL MOINEY!! (no oofeinse)

have U 4gotten me so soon lol U wan fall ur hand again?

MrCork:
...fact remains I loaded wit pound sterlin..pirrriod!!

Howmuch?

ddaammyy:
u go fear na. No wash hand chop the eba make e enter ur body wella. Who send u message? U know hw she dey chop her own for ha house?

me I can eat as I like who no like am in Oshemole voice Go and Die

sweetbaby22:
I totally understand and agree with you to some extent. Nothing special about this country. Very stupid weather, even summer time it gets cold. you might just dress up all nice and skimpy to enjoy the heat and next things its cold again. Well I bet people in Nigeria might be doing better once you have the right connections. But me once I am done studying I am coming straight back. The white people just smile at you but deep down they don't like the fact that you are in their country.

The jobs available to us are the dirty once, shop floor assistance, care work, customer care (Mcdonalds, Tesco, etc) and so on and if you aint a citizen as in having their British passport its another issue on its own. So many things.... no place like home, trust me. That's why when I visit Nigeria and I see the way we treat them (white people) here like Gods, I get mad.

I dont agree with you bout the tesco n cleaning Jobs.U may mot habe friends who are Doctors and IT tecs.I dont know anybody in my circle who earns less than£2000 monthly after tax so I think it depends on the level of people you roll with.If you roll with cleaners all U will know is cleaning.if U roll qith carers all U will know is care plus Agency work.if U roll with pros U will be friends with Docs.lawyers.Jonalist.etc my best friend just got posted to Niveria from here chevron.In the UK honest work pays.it dosnt in Nigeria and the issue of initial capital is non existant in Nigeria on the ither hand it is in the UK.But if U li e in other larts of the EU well U r on your ow there and also if U roll with the likes of Mr Cock of pekam then GOD help U lolo

ladyabadi:
I boarded a cab with a guy who was carrying garri and small quantity of vegetable in a sack bag. We exchange pleasantaries and the next he said was that he works in shell. I almost choked with anger because I dun mean to be rude be he really looks like mortuary attendant. I also told him I work in chevron nd my car just broke down.

ahaha the Igwe must hear this

blaze2cool:
Infact

thunder fire u....
ogun kill u.....

go help ur family that are still poor am sure their some who need ur help and i know u will quote me again and if u do u will be the most stupid, little london away base squirrel.

So serioisly U dont know MrCock of Nairaland ahaa U wasting ur time and Enerfy and ur MB .he is winding U up.people from london do nkt boast the come from London