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dyabman:
atleast ur not an orphan , so use KOBOKO to beat ur Brother or Sister , plus ur girlfriendsss too ,

Ah young man, I was not talking to you,besides, you dont even know what koboko is, ask D'banj, anyway thanks for your wonderfull sence of humour ekushe

Oh yesoooooh lol well for all them confort there is a maching, see you part two, make me myself look 4 something to eat,Im hungry and everyone has left home, man Im back in the kitchen, Now I know why Girls want Godfearing man lol

my side dey oh no shaking, as a matter of fact, Im in 9ja relaxing on my Hols, eating banga soup with fresh fish wey God himself bless oh, I do tey, so wetin dey nah

HOlly you wan kill person??

@sparta
Ok I will free you on that one, btw, I got my mum a washing machine and it works alright right there,the machine wash more powerful than your hands can ever do lol, tell you Hero to buy washing machine and Ironing board for youwedding precies B4 you say I do oh,oh yeh dish washher ukon?

Miracle do happen,
My cozen just got married just now oh, he was frm UK, she was from warri. it was love accross the Sea abi? but they have been in contact for 3 years, they where introduced though

The washing will be done by machine, you go Iron, abi Godfearing woman like you dey fear Ironing eh? ,
and at ur ego spata, one bang frm cult 27 down goes ur hero  lol

Ben20001:
Re: Y Do Girls Want God Fearing Men?
'cos they're also ladies-fearing

Welcome Ben, lol
thats a nice one, you mean the women gonna order them about like doing stuff in the house like Ironing, lol
Sparta take note of the chore(ironing)

aus123:
Sorry Sparta, I be Naija boy,

Lol, [quote author=sparta link=topic=235183.msg3482059#msg3482059 date=1234950123]Daddy! Daddy! why are you denying your age now abi you wan begin play away match? Noo try am else i go tel mummy for you As for the chicken, it is possible I am the one on the right side but am absolutely sure ericko is the one on the left. My job is to carry cement for bulding site as a naija hustler and we no get haliday like you Wetin be monitor now? oh i c u mean class prefect, i no be class prefect sha.
lol minitor=VDU,you PC screen, anyway keep carrying Cement, you fit B Miss 9ja 4 body building, una get Hooliday as amatter of fact, Im holidaying in 9ja at the moment,
@aus123, U too funny,we all na 9ja 4 life oh,
@sparta, look at ur hero, we get koboko 4 him. lol

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@ ericko

Sorry Dad my bed time is 4.00pm so that i can be at work by 8.00am, i no want make my oga give me query. I was still in heaven's beautiful mansion in 1999. As u be my Daddy now, i noo sure say u don even meet my mama then abi no be so you and mummy tell me. Daddy! na wao, old age don make you forget so easily. Okay i will buy you swedish bitters to refresh your memory.
[quote][/quote]lol very funny, No make people think say I B agbaya oh, Im old oh, I just quick arrange, anyway, which of the chiken spertan are you, the one on the right or left?,keep working, me I dey Holiday so I got all the time in the world at the moment,so weting you dey do at work, does it involve looking at the monitors too like me?

We still get koboko,

sparta:
@ ericko

Are u sure you are in Uk ? U know where airport dey so? Okay you visit uk in your dreams, i see the power of imagination. Anyway u no fit catch me because i am untouchable. smile

Omo D time I pass MM, you still dey strugle JSS exams oh, if na lie, what classs where you ,I still remember say you can get taxi from Ikeja new park straight to the Airport, that was then, dunno if they changed that now, Na waaaaahhhhhhh, I take style go school pass you oh,cos 1999 I dont finish Uni, BTW, wha are you doing up so early on the Net? wen was your bed time?

Abi oh sissy lol

wtf

crazykid:
Because they don’t want a wise guy who won’t give them the chance to play games; that’s why the prefer God fearing guys because you can lie to them easily.

I think you are right there you know

Yes Ma

sparta:
@ericko

Like i said, spartans dont take sh^^^t from nobody. I pity you and your koboko or na pankere. Walahi i will set it ablaze and blow the ashes away to be carried away by the red sea. Dont try me o. U didnt count well, my teeth is not more than 30, i said they are 30 somtin, is somtin a figure in your village ehn? I no blame you wen your mates dey class na koboko you dey find for bush about. You no even sabi simple arithmetic. am sure you attended iya alamala nursery and pry school in badia. Get some education man!

No too blame me, na stone we take count for akara school,I just started going primary school here in the Uk, Im about to take my first school cert exams oh whish me luck , make I catch you first , you go know how far

well spartans r cool, but I will kick ur ass anyday though, I still got the koboko, man ur teeth more than 30 ah, you don cross 30 B that eh?

Mr brown 1 yr plus 33 yrs equals 34 years, are you sure this is the girl's portion eh, I think she will reject it in Jesus name, do I hear an AMEN?

@Siena
Thats human nature for you, this perceived I know it all attitude would kill us all one day in Africa, they reckon they are above these problems hence the pretence,problem shared is problem half solved

Grizzly:
Ladies and money,
Chaii u don fall my hand o

fall my hand pass your own

sparta:
Ericko no be only girls wey don pass 30 like turkey even small pikin like me get teeth. See am . White well set teeth.

Realy, anyway out of curiosity, where did you get you screen name from, is it like sparta in the 300? anyway, if you no stop liking turkey, I go trash you with koboko we dey loyal 4 here lol

Busy_body let me tell you small secrete, I cut the hair B4 I land oh, the xplanations 4 2much, so I look no diff frm average9ja hustler, my skin just fresh small, Im still in 9ja though but in Delta,I de eat banga soup steady with frsh fish wen God bless

Nice one spiked

Busybody, are you still alive,long time no chat, I go look yaba left dey look for you,walked 4 5 mins when I was in Lagos oh lol

aus123:
Well, this is relative. Statiscally, Girls above 30 yrs of age need more of God fearing man than 18 - 25 yrs.

It's also depends on one's background.

thank you, this is true, but why Godfearing at them ages,it seems to me when Men get itno trouble they remember God abi? anyway 18-25yr Olds, listen and learn B4 you to pass 30

Ah MRBrown, I take it you have never visited the UK B4 or if you did it was ages ago, if you have you would have a diff opinion lately, how you gonna seek for political asylum if you are from 9ja? tell me, do we have wars?europeans are moving away to other EU countries cos the Brits r very wise, they chekmated their influx by puting a clux on the dole taking, you got to work for 3 yrs B4 you have acces to the Dole, so they dont survive that long, if you are in 9ja I beg tell me howmany people you know who return from france each year, your guess is as good as mine,Political asylum case died ages ago in the UK, most people just live in the underground comunity, but life in france is like frying Pan to fire, I have been there loads of timeson day trips shopping etc,for holiday perfect but to stay Iro oh no way, it only favours the french speaking Africans, you no fit take prick try cutlass juju.

sparta:
@topic


Who no like turkey?

Meaning? anyway, you don cross 35 too and need Godfearing man as well?

elodie:
life in france is good .

Really? intresting so may I ask why people queue up to get on transit to UK via channel turneel?