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Your 2000sqm at pinnock estate is it still available?

Plus234:
whats so special about the room ? is it the chairs, shining tiles and 43inches TV ?, so this people on nairaland making mouths here and there are just nothing but poor church rats

you are the poorest of them all,i have a 43inches in my room also in the living room and the TV in square living room is way bigger so for you not to know the size shows you have none in your house and you are a mouth making jealous fellow full of hate for people doing well in life. nairalanders you called church rats are 100times better than you

Alariwo2:
we need to ask FFK why he dumped Bianca after several abortions

we can't buy this.

you want to ask ffk that is stupidly inluv with another Oyibo igbo lady that gave him a baby boy

Whose sister is this and where is she going dressed like that?

Mandy Candy formerly known as Okwudili is a Europe-based Nigerian transgender. The fearless young lady took charge of her happiness and went through a life changing surgery to be who she really wanted to be. As her new self, she flaunts her assets in sexy photos on social media not minding the judgement and criticisms from people.

In her recently released nude photographs which has taken over the internet, she mentioned Trump’s wife as her inspiration for dressing in sexy clothing. She said: “If Melania Trump can posed nude and become First Lady of the United States, then I can too.”

Trump’s wife, Melania Trump became First lady after her Husband, Donald Trump won the presidential elections on November, 9, 2016. As a former model, Melania has posed nude for top magazines in around the world.

Guys can you help me by listing the fake pastor's with fake prophecy claiming that Hilary Clinton will become America next president am starting from TB JOSHUA.. name yours...

Now i realize why they ban women from buying cucumber in Saudi arabia because Cucumber have really suffered ...... If only cucumber can talk, e no go fit talk finish wetin en see for 9ja. Lol. And then someone said, " from candle to cucumber, small time now you people will start using tubers of yam"

Francis95:
Who listens to their Crap

5000 people paid in sterling pounds ego igwe to listen to the crap so sing your own bad belle

This story seems iffy but interesting, lol. A 42-year-old Army Vet Curtis McPullout said he would rather have his 3 year old son have the flu than be twerking in the mirror. McPullout made this statement after taking his 3-year-old son to an East Atlanta Medical unit. He said his son was a regular child before he got the shot.
He said:
'You could find him laughing, playing outside and beating off to The Jet Beauty Of The Week. Then the boy gets the shot becomes a cowboys fan and starts taking duck lip selfies'.
The McPullout’s sued the hospital for $5m and surprisingly, he won.

He said they were happy with the decision the courts made and that he will be taking his son to Brazil for a three-month rehabilitation program geared to bring boys back to the other side, which seems to be working out well.
Linda Ikeji

mynaijainfo:
[size=15pt]I Go Dye Bags UN Award, Dedicates it to Hillary Clinton.[/size]

Popular comedian, I Go Dye received a United Nations World Habitat Ambassador Award and dedicated it to US Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton.

He posted This on his Instagram

@igodye_ Thanks for this @unitednations World Habitat #ambassador Award giving to me, I dedicate this award to a fundamental advocate of peace, A mother in thoughts and in actions.

When her husband was passing through difficulty ,she was standing there like a true friend. Today she is a mentor to women all over the world, bridging the gap of gender inequality; inspiring women to self believe and greatness.

Her continuous advocacy for peace, is a reminder to us, to sacrifice all within our reach to achieve peace; affirming the fact that without peace, humanity will be in bondage. Indeed, women are the greatest victims of all conflicts, the become widows, lose their sons to wars and there are raped and traumatised for the rest of their lives.

Peace is priceless and the World’s habitat can only be sustained when there is peace. I dedicate this award to @Hillary Clinton. Congratulations

http://mynaijainfo.com/2016/10/comedian-go-dye-bags-un-award-dedicates-hillary-clinton/

you want green card abi.. Sorry Hillary will loose the election by landslide

BakireBulmaker:
If the muslim cleric were Hausa-Fulani and the pastor were Yoruba, I know by now, the looonatics from the yEast aka yEasterners would have gone agog celebrating the incident in a futile bid to ameliorate the pain they still suffer from GEJ's presidential election loss in 2015.

Unfortunately, that is not the case, hence, they may end up just viewing the thread and leaving in peace.

What a pathetic bunch!

we know you that your propaganda tactics won't work enemy of unity

Amberon:
Lol... I'm not Igbo but igbo's have been proven to be the most intelligent blacks in the world. Even smarter than African Americans.

Also, Allah is indeed the devil. He is not God. Go make your research. Allah was an idol.

allah is a moon god

TrapQueen77:
How on earth she never realised she got vibe@tor in her azz ..I JUZ DONT GET IT.... Smh... Tat toy is huge and she never feel sumtin stuck in her butthole, for real?

she can lie more than lai Mohamed

A student teacher and mum of one who got a Love Machine (intimacy gadget) stuck in her anus had to undergo surgery after trying to no avail to remove the object, even going as far as using a fork handle and BBQ prongs to remove it.
Emma Phillips was 'enjoying' with partner Lee Miller, 29, during the early hours of Saturday morning when the intimacy gadget ‘disappeared’. She even thought bf Lee had hidden the vibrator under a pillow only to press down on her navel and hear a vibrating sound 'inside her'.
Emma was rushed to hospital to receive surgical procedure and has now spoken out, warning other women to not let shame stop them from seeking medical help if they are faced with a similar situation in the future.
Emma, 24, from Wallasey, Merseyside, said:
“We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out. When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating – it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.”“For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options.'' She said to Sun UK.
“He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner. He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point – after an hour of trying – we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked.”
Emma said:
“We’d both been drinking the night before so we couldn’t drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am. The call handler said ‘tell me exactly what the problem is’ so I had to tell him.”
Emma said:
“At that point it was just more surreal than anything. I didn’t feel much pain at that point – I was in too much shock. The doctors were really good – they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief.
At first we were jokey about it but then realised it wasn’t much of a joke especially when there was talk of going through my stomach if they couldn’t get it.” “I think before that I thought of it as just a little operation to get it out, I still wasn’t taking it that seriously. When he said that – that only when I woke up would I know whether they would have to cut me open – it was really scary.”

At 12pm Emma underwent the surgery which involved placing a camera down her throat and the surgeon pressing on her stomach before manually extracting it.Emma said:
“My daughter was staying with my mum and dad as I stayed at Lee’s the night before.
“I wasn’t going to tell them but then I was going into surgery I knew we were going to have to say something so I told my mum the real reason. I just took some painkillers and was told not to use stuff like that again until I was ready. I’ve learnt that I’ll need to be a bit more careful in the future.
“Lee’s not been scarred by it – he just thinks it’s funny. I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.”We weren’t going to do anything about it because of the embarrassment – there’s a big taboo about it – but we knew we needed help.
“I want to say a massive thank you to the ambulance crew and Wrexham Hospital staff who were really good, really reassuring and non-judgemental. There is a big taboo about this, but it really isn’t a big deal. You hear about people becoming really ill or even dying because they’re too embarrassed to get help – I would hate that to happen to someone.”

Love conquer all ...

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Five star music artiste Harrysong, is alleging that a woman has been making unwanted sexual advances at him via Social Media. According to the singer:
"This has been going on for like a month now.. there's a Lady I thought was a fan. . She started with all the compliments ,appreciating my music and brand.. then progressed to saying she's in love with me..then progressed to request for sex..and now she's even threatening to kill me if she don't ve me on her bed..
as you all know am in America currently doing my tour..people around my estate also sent messages to me now,saying there's a lady looking for my house address,desperately saying she will pay anything..that she's in love with me. Her Instagram handle is missongz wat I don't understand here is, is this still a fan love?"
See her DM's to Harrysong, begging him for sex below...

seizethaBae:
I don't even know where to start or how to explain what my problem is, hopefully i get lucky for the 'problem' to be 'diagnosed'. I'm a 27yrs old lady, finished university very very early and i've been extremely lucky with almost everything in life, but to get a suitor and settle down na palava. Friends/family members keep saying I'm too choosy or not serious.

Honestly, I AM NOT choosy. When the one thing i fast/pray for is for God to link me with the bone of my bone very soon, I even gave up my travelling plans in order to increase my chances of finding a future patner (i know you can meet ur patner anywhere, but na just to shut up people wey don tink say i no dey serious), a close friend even suggested i pend my 'work-from-home business', look for job so i can be leaving the house, and i got lucky within a month or two of dusting my CV i got a fantastic high paid job with no connection (honestly i've always been so lucky when i ask God for anything but i have no idea why he is delaying this). I just dont know how to explain it, the ones i like doesnt like me and the ones i dont have single feelings for will do anything to wife me. I'm not desperate or something, i just want to reach out if I'm the only one having this problem.

There was even a time i made up my mind to accept an ex proposal even tho i have no single feeling for him, i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. My type of man doesnt need to be extremely rich, tall, handsome like most ladies dream man. He should just be neat, God fearing and have something upstairs biko (i love intelligent guys). Back to the main reason why i created this post; Married women/mature lady out there, has this ever happen to you? I really envy people that love their partners and they are loved back equally. Married women, please, I'm waiting to hear from you.

And for most people that will think I'm looking for a rich guy, believe me i once met a guy that was willing to sponsor my M.Sc in UK if i can be his Mrs, but i will never engage in anything that will bring curse on my head. So my problem is not even money. I'm so sick and tired

marry me Search no more

Umar Muhammed

Residents of Assakio Development Area in Lafia, Nasarawa State were thrown into confusion on Saturday following the sudden appearance of a strange cross five feet away from a central mosque in the community.

The mysterious sighting attracted a mammoth crowd from Assakio and its environs with many praying for forgiveness and blessings.

Our correspondent observed that the illuminated cross was projected on to the ground.

A 15 year-old-girl, Hajara Hussaini, in an interview with SUNDAY PUNCH, said she first sighted the sign of a cross at about 8pm on Wednesday.

Hussaini, who said she had been sent on an errand by her parents, explained that when she saw a strange light, she as gripped by fear and rushed back home to alert her mother, Matan Liman.

Confirming the incident to journalists, Matan said she had sent her daughter to visit her grandmother. The middle-aged woman added that her daughter saw the crucifix while returning from the errand.

The Chief Imam of Assakio Central Mosque, Muhammed Iliyasu, who confirmed the incident, told our correspondent that the appearance of the cross within the premises of the mosque was a revelation from God, affirming that “Jesus is also a prophet of God.”

Also confirming the incident to our correspondent, Very Rev. Micheal Dogo of the Evangelical Reform Church of Christ, Assakio, described the appearance of the cross as a sign of reconciliation in the community.

Other eyewitnesses, who spoke to SUNDAY PUNCH at the scene of the sighting, expressed fear and bewilderment.

An Enugu State native, Grace Eze, who resides in the Ashige area of the community, added that she got healed after visiting the scene of the cross.

She said, “I underwent a surgery about two years ago after which I started to experience a movement in my body. But after praying before the cross, I got healed.”

A resident, Jonathan Amegwa, said he was overwhelmed by the appearance of the cross in the mosque.

Source: http://punchng.com/confusion-over-strange-cross-sighted-in-nasarawa-mosque/

Israeli model, Orit Fox had a close shave with a python but the reptile came off second best. This is an old video which has just gone viral. The video shows her playing with the large snake, everything seemed fine until she tried to kiss it. Apparently, the scaly fellow didn't fancy her and her affectionate display angered it, it promptly lunged at her and sunk its teeth into her breast.




The woman screamed and initially tried to yank the snake from her breast. But the snake would not let go, even when a man came to her rescue.

After several more seconds, the snake eventually let go. Ms Fox reportedly needed a tetanus shot while the snake later died from silicon poisoning after biting the model's surgically enhanced breasts.

[quote author=Evakinqz post=49807540]I can bet yu had to bring yur note book nd was assisted by yur elder brother to be able to come out with dose english.. ;DAnyways nice try but try harder next time boy.. [/ quote] please have mercy on that guy his brain needs heavenly reset

CanadaGal14:
Been talking to a Nigerian man I met online for over a year now. I am from Canada. He calls me multiple times a day both on video and audio calls. He messages me all throughout his day. We laugh and share ideas and get along very well. we are trying to get him a visitor visa so we can meet in my hometown. He has sent me the data page of his passport and I have referenced it and it clears that he is who he says he is. His address checks out on google maps as being exactly where he says he is from. I have investigated where he works and it checks out. He has introduced me to his parents over video call and his siblings and many many friends. He has a picture that he made out of mine and his photo put together as his profile picture for all social media he is on. He has given me his passwords for email and social media. He has sent me money through MoneyGram for my birthday. I have his account details at his bank so I could call and see if the account existed and that his name was the same. I have scanned every dating website imaginable and can't find him. I have reverse image searched every picture of himself that he sends to me and all that comes up are the social media I am already aware he is on. I have his real phone number as well as his parents contact details. I feel like I have done all the research I can and it all comes back that he is being honest with me about everything. Now my question being is this for real?

am suspecting you are not for real coming here and feeling like the good person because you are in Canada.. Nigerian men are the best sincere forget what you read online that man is for real hope you are fooling him to fall inlove with you and keep him hanging. ..

Evakinqz:
yu fit write or crack joke..

Y can't yu appreciate things.

Na this same thing make yu ex dump yhu

hahahhahahahahahah rolling

Saw this on facebook .... Has it gotten to this

Davash222:
So, you no consider the man wey the woman grab

Smh

Oya ladies come and comment..

Any lady with anal sex experience your guidance and lectures is needed here.. So Mrs joy won't loose her hubby of 5yrs

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a lady actually took to her Twitter handle today to curse out the person who introduced her husband of five years to anal sex. She realized this after her supposed hubby suddenly suggested that they try anal together. See more tweets after the cut...

A drunk police officer has allegedly stripped naked a woman, Mary Njeri, in public and later beat her up together with her infant son.
This was said to have happened at Mwituria village, Laikipia county in Kenya. An in-law to the victim had reported at the Ngobit police station that her two sacks of beans had been stolen. This made a plain-clothed police officer to come down to the village to investigate the matter. But he was drunk.

During his supposed investigation, the officer saw a dry leaf of beans in Mary Njeri compound and accused her of being the culprit behind the stealing stolen sacks of beans. The angry residents noticing the officer was drunk tried to attack him and this was said to have angered oga officer after taking the woman to a police station where she was stripped naked and beaten together with her 13-year-old son.

The officer also claimed his handcuffs which he dropped while drunk was stolen by the woman.

”He said that I had stolen the handcuffs from him and he started dragging me around as he beat me. He kept saying I was hiding the handcuffs under my dress so he removed my clothes and dragged me outside,” the woman is quoted by the Daily Nation.

Nawa oh!
https://www.naij.com/984174-policeman-woman-broad-daylight.html
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