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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by EricZeal(m): 3:31pm On May 19, 2022
The writing is clear on the wall na, Baba what are you asking for again

Any sane individual that really appreciate his or her current relationship and respect his or her partner won't have anything to do with their ex.

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Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by EricZeal(m): 9:47pm On May 13, 2022
For me she is not sexually pure so it doesn't make sense been a virgin again .
MadamVanessa:
shocked


A lady who is chronic masturbator with all types of sex gadgets but has never slept with a man before , can she be considered a virgin?
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Afraid Of Marrying Or Courting Hausa Women by EricZeal(m): 12:56pm On May 11, 2022
No now you just made it look like hausa girls are kunu sellers ,I know most of the times that what you see on TV sets young girls selling stuffs on The street ,alot of ladies from the North are very educated and well to do .
Sweetplum:

Hausa/Fulani girls too dey crush. It's their religion that's caging them. Christianity that's popular in the south have more freedom. While Islam that's popular in the north restricted the women so much that they can only be regarded as full house wife materials.
So don't blame out girls cos their socialisation has positives too. A well educated working class lady is an asset to her husband. Better than a kunu seller from the north or a northern girl that has the education but was unable to practice due to Sharia or any law there.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Men Soo Ungrateful-Read This!!! by EricZeal(m): 12:01pm On May 05, 2022
Mention the name of the man Biko no dey put include innocent men like Dem Catholic priest

� I come in peace
Islandlady:
Yes men are ungrateful being, infact some are useless

I have been warning my best friend about her excessive care, kindness and loyalty to her fiance, but she feel I was jealous of her relationship undecided, so I stopped my advice jejely

So yesterday I caught her crying profusely at our usual evening hangout, I consoled her and asked her to tell me what's wrong, she didn't want to tell me but with much pressure from me she opened up! She told me that her fiance just texted her a broke up message, which she showed me She called him in my presence and put the call on loud speaker for me to hear what his reasons are...

I couldn't believe his reasons where so foolish and useless He said he can't be with my friend because she do have many toasters, so he is scared she might dump him, he also don't like her clique of friends like me shocked and my friend has invested so much for this guy from his business to his personal life

So pls is this enough reasons for him to break up with her...why are men blind to see a good woman, shallow minded and ungrateful undecided undecided

Mynd44
Seun
Dominique

Literature / Re: A Letter To My Unborn Kids by EricZeal(m): 10:26pm On Jul 09, 2020
I fell in love with this wonderful piece... God bless you
Mairainspired:
A LETTER TO MY UNBORN KIDS
To my beloved pearls and roses!!
I am sorry I am still stalling and dragging my feet a bit.I just want to make sure all is put in place for your royal arrival.I want to make sure you live a life of luxuries,comfort and undiluted happiness befitting of kings and queens.You see,the world is not really a habitable place for angels of your kind,and in all honesty i would have preferred you remain tucked safely in the haven of the other world,but who am i to mess with the natural order of things.Besides,i can't wait to behold your beautifully illuminated faces,i can't wait to rock you in my arms and show you off to the world like pearls and diamonds in a gold case.

When you finally arrive,mama will love you to bits.I will work like a horse to see that you live a next to perfect life.I promise to gift you the best dad.He won't be an ordinary man.He would be a king amongst men.He might not necessarily be of royal roots but his blood will be blue.Your father will be a man of deep intellect and understanding.So ready yourselves mentally,you have a lot to learn from him.He will treat me like a queen and i like a king,an example for you to follow.He will protect and guard you with his life.He will be ever so kind and open to your every need no matter how ridiculous or trivial.Together,your father and i will teach you with gentle patience and understanding,the ways of the world.We will listen to your every cry and tale,offering comfort and nods of encouragement wherever it is needed.I won't promise not to spank or punish you when you go off track,but i promise to keep it to the barest minimal.

I promise to be there through every stage of your lives;The heartbreaks,the boys you'd have crushes on,the girls you will be too shy to talk to,the bullies at school,the friends turned strangers,the birthdays,the tears and the laughter.Every moment,every event,i will be there.No part of your lives shall pass me by.I can see you mumbling how mama is going to suffocate you with her love.(LOL).Yes babies i will,but i will make sure to give you your space when you need it.I will be but a mentor and a guide for you to fall back on when you miss your steps.I will allow you learn some life lessons on your own.I will deliberately watch and let you commit some mistakes,i watch you stumble and rise again on your path to self discovery.Don't get me wrong.I will only be teaching you how to be strong and hold your own in a world that demands strength to survive.

Boys,we will rap your favourite tunes together.We will dance to latest songs on your playlist.I will help you compose your first love letter and be there with a big bucket of icecream when your first love deserts you.Yes,mama is that cool!!!

When you fail at school,i will pat you on the head and remind you that you were born to succeed and there is no room for failure but resounding success in your lives.I will give you the boost you need to stand firm on your feet again.
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We will stay up late talking about your fears,dreams,the silly things you and your cronies have been up to,the girls you've got your eyes on,name it boys and we will talk about it,because mama has got the best pair of listening ears in the world just for you.But mind you,discipline is the keyword here.I won't entertain any form of waywardness or moral debauchery.There will be limits.There will be rules.You will hate them and thank me for them later.I just want you to grow up right and be responsible.

Girls,you will be the comfort of my eyes.Soft as roses and beautiful like the moon when it eclipses the earth with it's magnificence at night.We will talk about sex,boys,books and poems.I hope you will share my undying love for words.I will be your best friend and your sister.You will be so comfortable with and around me that you will be able to tell me anything and everything you'd naturally tell your bestfriends.Mama won't judge babies.I will only guide you in each step of the way.

We will go on shopping sprees and take a million selfies and pictures.I will tutor you in fashion and make up as we are not allowed to look but nothing short of spectacular and beautiful.We will rock matching outfits to outings and make others of our kind green with envy.We will rock matching pyjamas to bed also.I will teach you how to cook mouthwatering dishes and delicacies.Yes,mama has a knack for cooking and it is safe to say without meaning to brag that i am a great cook.We will experiment and play around with food.We will transform our kitchen to funville.

We will have our girls night out every friday night and leave daddy and the boys to their football matches.We will go out for pizza and icecream with loads of love.We will tease and pull pranks on daddy and the boys,something like switching their toothbrushes and switching the channel when they are at the peak of excitement over their football matches(lol).

I don't wish for any of you to inherit my painful periods and cramps.But if you do,i will teach you how to manage your pains.I will mold you into women of substance and intellect,and teach you how life is about more than make up,twerking,fashion and boys.That counts too,but most of all you have to be smart and intelligent.I will see to it that you excel at school and in every aspect of your lives.

My darling kids,i will raise you to love God.To bask in his infinite mercy and grace.I will teach you how to pray as that is the key to a happy and successful life.We will do our best to practice the religion so that God may have mercy on our beautiful souls.

And when days are grey,as life won't always be a bed of roses.We will stand together strong and united as a family.We will be each other's source of hope and strength.

My darling kids,i sincerely do hope we meet soon,but for the meantime my prayers are with you.Much love!!
From mama with love!!!


@Gracccccccy asked me to share this as a thread.She thought the write up beautiful and amazing.Thank you doll.Your encouragement and passion for my writing prowess has never failed to touch me.God bless you.

Romance / Re: "Fear Women": Nigerian Men Narrate Their Experiences. See Screenshots by EricZeal(m): 11:58pm On Jul 02, 2020
Lolz Please it's not true ooo ,just be the good nigga you are ,give your self to her if she deserves it[quoteor=Cabi1 post=91312893]I also heard that naija babes don't really like guys who treats dem nicely...that they prefer the bad guys that treat them in a bad and rough way...

pls is it true??[/quote]

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Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by EricZeal(m): 11:35pm On Jun 28, 2020
Not at all, am in my third year in uni
waywardpikin:


I have been doing great brotherman. You don serve?
Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by EricZeal(m): 10:38am On Jun 27, 2020
I can't wait ooo... How have you been man
waywardpikin:


Fùck it mehn, you got it completely!

This is basically the whole point of the entire book. Apt!






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Romance / Re: Stop Texting Her. Girls Don't Fuçk Guys That They Text. by EricZeal(m): 7:15pm On Jun 19, 2020
Stop decieving innocent minds out there ok... This life is not all about sex grin
Romance / Re: She Is Addicted To Sex Please Help by EricZeal(m): 9:12pm On Jun 10, 2020
Hmmmm
Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by EricZeal(m): 7:39pm On Jun 08, 2020
Nop still in school
WaywardPikin1:


Thanks brother man. It is comments like this that spur a writer to do more, no jokes.

More to come. Have you served?
Literature / Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by EricZeal(m): 7:14am On Jun 08, 2020
Nice work Op... I couldn't sleep until I read the whole story line by line , unto the next one
God bless you man.

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Romance / Re: Virginity At 35, Is It A Thing Of Pride Or Shame? by EricZeal(m): 8:39pm On May 28, 2020
Benitam:
Please, I'm just curious.... No insults please...
it's your choice ,but you should be proud of it
Romance / Re: What's Your Biggest Highschool Regret? by EricZeal(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2020
Dollywood:
I picked science department cry
God bless you sad
Romance / Re: I Smush A Girl While We Are Standing In Queue At Bank. by EricZeal(m): 9:42pm On May 20, 2020
Phenomenal16:
..this has happened to me at one ATM inside my school...
I screamed at d young man to back out....like I yelled at him
I made sure I embarrassed him......he was so ashamed of himself that day.......
I hate that thing with passion
You did well cool
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Was Once A Prost!tute by EricZeal(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2020
Goalnaldo:
Some prostitutes turn to Saints and some saints turn to prostitutes. Marry who you Love!
God bless you grin
Romance / Re: Relationship Without Sex, Will It Work? by EricZeal(m): 2:31pm On May 12, 2020
CALEB65:
So I was talking with a female friend n she got talking about intimacy in relationships, and she made an illustration by say "relationship without sex is like browsing without data, I won't work".
I've been in a relationship without sex before though it didn't last.

Please how true is what she said?
it's not true,i believe it all about the agreement between you and your partner,if you want it to work out find someone who will agree with you .
Romance / Re: Guys Be Sincere!!! (pic) by EricZeal(m): 2:29pm On May 10, 2020
Justice35:
Which one is better?
This comparison doesn't make these
Romance / Re: I FUCKING Hate Love by EricZeal(m): 11:38pm On Feb 08, 2020
undecidedThe truth is that,you never understood love before you got into that relationship,that individual you got into or you your self could be the problem
NeedAdvice00:
Love is bad

Love hurts


I hate love


Love is foolish

Love is wicked



Just leave me alone. undecided undecided undecided undecided

I wish I can just format a particular part of my brain. Relationship is not what I thought. It's punishment. Wicked thing. Rubbish.


Love has hurt me more than anything
Romance / Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by EricZeal(m): 11:06pm On Jan 22, 2020
dominique:
Babes are wiser than this. She won't let this be the first message you will see, she'll first ask how are you doing before getting to the main message
True talk ...walahi
Romance / Re: Ladies: Difference Between Squirting And Orgasm? by EricZeal(m): 1:18pm On Jan 08, 2020
tobby20:

Eh yah
Which format b this
���� You wicked

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Defiling A 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos, Says We Have Enjoyed Ourselves by EricZeal(m): 10:11am On Jan 05, 2020
PrinceMajestic:
shhh! Go seat ur testicles nd ur ass on some cold ice. You need that mofo
Actually I don't need to get into any argument with,but you need treatment for mental disorder.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Defiling A 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos, Says We Have Enjoyed Ourselves by EricZeal(m): 8:51am On Dec 16, 2019
PrinceMajestic:
pls got seat ur ass down, d fmale wanted to taste me so i gave in. what do u even knw? My fellow kopas refused to give it to me but they were giving policemen, staffs n hausa men so the only chance d fulani teenage girl gave me should be thrown away bcus pple like u will use english of "rape, defilement bla bla bla?" or u re just jealous i had that tight sweet cunt for myself? Ryt now my gf is 16, she suck my penis err'time and i fvck her err'time, pple in d hotel see us nd nobody complains. Beta go work on your loosed n slacked vaginah cus we will not patrionize it and stop being jealous over our love for sweet 15/16, i fvck lots of them, they keep me yunga than my age 25. I love them, and nobody will use it against me. Go nd find solution to repair your over fvcked loose/slack vaginah
what is bad is bad
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Romance / Re: A Male Virgin In Nigeria Is Like 9th Wonders Of The World ..Truth..! by EricZeal(m): 11:34pm On Apr 27, 2019
Hi man they will want too spoil him,am very serious... That what's they love to do,so if you are one keep it to your self.

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